Re: Rule 29
1575 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
Is this the monsanto strain?
The main problem with rural broadband is that a lot of houses in villages connect directly to the exchange.
Didn't this happen to Brian?
*who says advertising doesn't work!
It the dark distant past a Director after hearing the names we slung at each other if we had a name for him. Aww bless, he wanted to be one of us. The look on his face when one of the Data Control lads called him a cnut is a picture that lives with me.
This is one of the best games ever on the Mega Drive.
My fondness for this whilst high as a kite and listening to slayer is only eclipsed by my love of fried bread!
We refer to Biscuits and Gravy as jizzy scones in my household....whilst tasty we don't have them often due to the arguments about pronunciation.
Oh look - Spider-Man T-Shirt, cargo pants, yellow dunlop hi-tops.
Then again it is friday, and that makes it naturally OK
Maybe the Reg should send a reporter to the Atomic Testing museum in Las Vegas. Truly a terrible, terrifying and informative place. Maybe it's just me, but they seem almost cocky about dropping bombs on Japan. Even though it was quite clear that the wind had gone from Japans sails.
Reading anything about the blasts and testing upsets me. Its an avenue best left well alone.
I used to work for Phoenix, I am so glad that I don't now.
Where is Uncle Malware?
What's the betting this service is sold off in a years time and the breasts are TUPE across to new german owners?
Born from an egg on a mountain top,
Funkiest Monkey that ever popped,
He knew every magic trick under the sun,
Tease the Gods and everyone can have some fun.
Monkey magic, Monkey magic,
Monkey magic, Monkey magic,
Monkey magic, Monkey magic ooh!
She flew over my village and it was very exciting seeing my boys watch it.
So is this the realization of a Richard Herring emergency question given erm flesh?
And what a jolly prank it still remains to be.
Although sending it to your wife isn't big or clever.
dear oh dear oh dear .......a flag, A FUCKING FLAG!
I cannot comprehend you and your dull witted ways.
Maybe, just maybe you should ....um....ban guns.
And for the American NRA idiots don't go giving me second amendment bullshit without first reading what the second amendment is. As owning a gun is not the same as forming a militia to oust the forces of the British monarch. Especially as we have already decided that you are entirely too much bother, heck even the Australians are more favorable. And they, unlike yourselves were the descendants of criminals. Granted you're the decedents of idiots, so like I say, too much bother. Of course we will still happily accept the tax you keep paying for the use of sovereign land. Like I said, idiots.
to be fair, you could have someones eye out with one, if you waved it particularly roughly.
Or maybe shot it from a cannon.
It reeks of desperation doesn't it.
I do hope they manage quicker speeds though...
What ever next?
Death by squirrel!
As it happens I make these for the kids, well sort of. I use baked beans, butter cooked mushrooms and chopped up vege sausages. Although when I partake myself I tend to dash in some green chili sauce and an extra grind of pepper.
If it can be rolled in a burrito or sandwiched in a quesadilla then its totally awesome.
I will also accept Nacho, soft taco or if I am feeling up for a balancing act then tostadita.
Of course if I trusted myself around serious hot oil then chimichanga every day of the week please and thank you.
Filthy filthy sorts.
The traditional recipe from the Land of the Prince Bishops demands that it is the magical garlic sauce that is used, and it must be bought from the dirty shop.
*Sadly Penis's is no longer opposite Rixy's
Awesome! to! see! that! the! exclamation! is! still! in! use!
I can't even be bothered to supply a link, just cut and paste. And then bore off.
I was first introduced to Andy Weir through the Galactic Netcasts podcast called scifi geeks club when they had him on as a guest. It is totally worth a listen, the dudes awesome!
With garlic and hot sauce please
That's OK, I got mine in the car park.
I always wanted a bug - heck I still do.
Although I did have a bright yellow robin estate - clocked at 97MPH on the M1 by the old bill. Simply one of the scariest things I had ever done.
The reliant A series block was a think of simplistic beauty, I would love to own another one, although wifey says no. Properly wise woman that one!
1. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha we actually get a lot of films before you....Hollywood is a lie!
2. he's good, but he's no genius
3. I got nothing!
Vue also allow your own food and drink, although they do ask that you refrain from bringing in alcohol and takeaway mac burger type food.
So what data does a 10 min call use?
SPB? is that still a thing.....I thought the FAA closed you guys down and you're now an online cookery show.
Pretty much what the spectacularly refined chap said.
You would need a massive vessel to counteract the waves.
it's in Bootnotes.....
*if I had a pound for every person etc etc
Reading this has made my muscle memory kick in, and I am now rubbing my fingers expecting to find a razor thin slice.
I have asked the author of the film Robot Overlords if robots one day will enslave us.
Mark Stay replied that we have a device in our hand, in our home, it's already happened. (paraphrase)
And why would the Harrogate coffee company be doing it?
At last a tee-shirt that I want my dark nemesis to see, just before I taser him.
In the hope my woman reads this, can I have these for my tea?
I think I will pass on that.
1 second SLA is far too tight. I'm more the hope the customer isn't in within 3 rings kinda guy.
His embuggerance caught up with him.
RIP Sir Terry
You asked the company?
What a waste of time, you needed to twat them.
you would think Norfolk would be good, or isle of man.
But nope, somewhere close to Glasgow is on the list. Like WTF
That thing on the back of it though?
Do you HAVE TO deliver pizza?
cool story bro.
I suspect your phone pocket was all moist because of the armfuls of comics.
I am currently facing redundancy and could do with a few quid.
Seriously, this has game show written all over it.
It can all finish with a worldwide phone vote that will either see him wearing an orange jumpsuit and getting whisked off to god knows where. Or, if he is super lucky then he could win the star prize as the face of ford or something similar.
Fingers on buzzards!
Oh, I was going for an anagram of CNUT