Re: I wonder
It wasn't so bad when we were allowed to treat it with the contempt it deserved. Now, though, we're expected to 'celebrate' it and be engaged. Urgh.
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It wasn't so bad when we were allowed to treat it with the contempt it deserved. Now, though, we're expected to 'celebrate' it and be engaged. Urgh.
He never misses a game watching The Aston Villa play, does old Cameron. Sitting on the sofa on a Tuesday evening, or cheering from the bleachers.
Dear ole Andrew has been amongst the most fair and balanced reviewers of Windows that I have seen, finding generous things to say about most O/S updates. If he pastes W10mobile here, there's probably a good reason.
I blocked the Win10 upgrade for my Win8 mobile. I rely too much on the device's day-to-day operation to allow Microsoft to bugger around with it on a daily basis.
Surely they should be mounted on the moon, around the edge and in the centre of a huge circular crater.
Well thank goodness we now get shitty filler articles bought in from Duh Conversation instead of well-informed ones by people whose politics the editors of the Register happen to have a problem with.
So you take taxpayer's money for the subsidised electric car and then charge it with solar panels subsidised by the taxpayer. And you think hydrogen is an evil scam by big business to fleece the little guy.
Where do you put your stuff? Even two people need to carry things. Briefcases. Laptop bags.
A time where space flight is as common and normal to people as getting on a jet on holiday. I'd commit a bad murder to live in such a time.
I hear that argument a lot from people who can't draw or paint or sculpt.
Well it clearly isn't a free market, is it? A free market has low barriers to entry and this is anything but.
I bought a Panasonic wifi chip for my Panasonic plasma TV and it never worked so I sent it back and got another one and that didn't work so I sent it back and...the third one didn't work either, so I tested it in a chum's TV and it didn't work there.
And the 'smart' features in my TV don't work. And some of them which did work stopped working (eg Youtube, iPlayer) after they were decreed obsolete
And the 'smart' features of my set top box / blu ray player barely ever work properly, and they're slow and buggy, and it doesn't stream media very well.
So I won't be buying any more Panasonic gear and it looks like I'm not the only one!
There was a reliability survey carried out a few years ago (2012) I think based upon the number of warranty repairs for all the different makes of laptops. Toshiba and Asus came top as the most reliable machines (ie fewest warranty repairs in 2nd and 3rd year of laptop life). Apple came about fifth.
I thought the Magsafe power connector had been discontinued on Macbooks? Or is it still on some of them?
Oooh, you won't be able to do that if you vote to Leave. It'll be a wasteland I tell you, no TV for anyone if you vote to leave the EU. TVs never operated before the EU and they won't operate if you leave, so vote to remain because the EU loves you.
But only the green one is connected.
After reading the article I'm no wiser about what devops is.
Irfanview is a photo viewer, but not a manager.
@Jon37 - The article fails to make it clear, but according to the Picasa web site, the desktop application will still exist, it's just there won't be any more updates for it. So your mum (and my dad amongst others) will be fine.
They've been replaced by devices like the Linx 1010 - 10" touchscreen tablet running Win10, and with an attachable keyboard.
I agree. I had a Lumia 720 for 2 years, which sadly died a hideous death which was its own fault. It kept loading Cortana up so I had to beat it with an axe.
I bought a 640XL for £160 which has a cracking camera and a lovely clear screen and since I showed it what I'd done to the 720 it's been as quiet as a mouse.
Just use the shortcuts on the keypad .... oh, sorry.
He's just as bloody useless and nasty as Gordon Brown, which is hardly surprising when you consider he's been using Gordon Brown's taxing and spending spreadsheets since 2010.
As a counter to that suggestion, let me point you to the success story that is the railways under national ownership.
The railways were actually nationalised three times. During WW1, the government took over all the railways and worked them in to the ground and failed to maintain them. Then at the end of WW1, when they were knackered, the government handed them back to the rail companies. Then it hiked wages for workers. Then it fixed ticket prices.
As a result of that section of brilliant actions lines closed and the companies were merged in to the 'Big Four' rail companies. They pretty much got back on their feet and started doing well again by the time WW2 came around, when the government did exactly the same thing - taking them over, running them in to the ground and failing to maintain them properly.
Finally, of course, it nationalised them after the war. It then chose to keep operating steam services when diesel was the way forward. Then it closed down two thirds of the rail network, stripping out the inter-city lines and designing a train network focused entirely on the needs of the capital. British Rail was a byword for incompetence and poor quality. They were still closing down rail lines right up to privatisation. Near where I lived they closed down a line and a set of stations by altering the timetable to ensure there weren't any connecting services, and then saying there 'wasn't any demand'.
This is the nature of nationalised public services. They are uniformly awful. The socialist ideal is fine but when it hits the buffers of reality it all falls apart. Like every socialist ideal.
There was a Sea Mosquito (post war IIRC), but I wouldn't fancy landing something that big on a fleet carrier, let alone an escort carrier.
Antarctic sea ice reaches new record maximum, the highest area since 1979.
Perhaps it takes a long time for that much else to melt, but it should at least be melting.
It was a hypothetical.
If the temperature is the same now as it was 130,000 years ago, why aren't the sea levels 6 metres higher now? Why are the sea levels for two time periods of supposed identical temperature so wildly different? 6 metres isn't peanuts.
Oh, honestly. It feels as though you're deliberately missing the point. Maybe I should have phrased it differently to make sure it was clear.
Where are the grape growing regions of Germany? Take a quick look online and you'll find out they are in the WARMEST parts of Germany. They are not in Kiel or Lubeck, but in the south-west of Germany around Stuttgart and Baden-Baden.
@Mephistro - yes, grow them just like that. Germany and Scotland are not on the same latitude, not by a considerable margin.
That's not what we're being told. We're being warned of very rapid sea level change.
Well if I increase CO2 in the atmosphere by 10%, how much will the temperature rise by? Exactly?
The article is bizarre. It's claiming that it's hot enough NOW for hippos to live and breed in the wild in Britain as they did 130,000 years ago. That's the clear inference. Hippos live in a subtropical climate now. Now when I look out of my window and see the frost on my car the first word that leaps to mind is not 'subtropical'.
There's the statement that sea levels were 6 metres higher 130,000 years at the same temperature. So are the authors saying there is NO link between temperature and sea level? Because they do seem to be with that statement. And that flies in the face of all the OTHER claims they've made about rising temperatures = melting ice caps = rising sea levels.
If the temperature is the same now as it was 130,000 years ago, why aren't the sea levels 6 metres higher now?
Can you point me to any examples of this? I'd like to see what they're finding out.
It would also be interesting to see what's coming out of Chinese research too, since that experienced warmer temperatures aswell during the MWP. Obviously that's just regional rather than global. But there do seem to be a lot of regions affected by it - N America, E Africa, China, Europe. I wonder what point it counts as global.
Just to add - some of the information is already out there. Why don't the researchers take a look at pollen analysis for archaeological sites across Europe and the ME for the last 2,000 years? Big job, I know - but this would give you a long trend indicative of temperature fluctuation. It would also, of course, show vegetation changes caused by humans. However, if your vegetation switches from birch forest to rye growing, you can be pretty certain that the people living there weren't able to grow wheat because it was too wet or cold.
And if - IF - it is as warm now in Greenland as it was 130,000 years ago, plant a crop of what the Vikings were growing and see how you get on.
You can grow olives in Kent in a good year. My dad grows figs every year.
The Mediaeval Warm Period wasn't warmer at all. So the fact that the Vikings were able to chop lumber in Greenland in the 10th and 11th century and grow crops in Greenland is not true. And the Roman period wasn't warmer either. So the vineyards at Hadrian's Wall didn't exist either.
And the reason none of those things really happened is that Michael Mann ran a computer simulation of some data that had some results that didn't fit his agenda.
Now I will admit that my expertise isn't in running computer simulations of data. My original background is archaeology. Roman archaeology in fact. So what I'd like to do is extend a challenge to the authors of this article. Grow a successful crop of vines on Hadrian's Wall. You can use modern vines, and modern viticulture techniques.
And yes, I know, local =/= global. I just think a little actual practical testing of real world situations which can be confirmed by archaeological investigation would be more beneficial than yet another set of computer simulations.
Someone's got some cash to splurge. It certainly isn't small businesses.
My small businesses are typically doing 7-8 years, with a drive or RAM upgrade after 3-4 years (replacing with SSD and doubling RAM typically).
Ahh, old Reg, how I miss you.
A really strong acid spray sounds like an idea weapon. And it should get around any tedious rules about no projectile weapons. AND - the arena might be bulletproof, but is it acid proof? Time will tell.
I've been Microsoft pretty much 100% for 15 years. I've never been pro-Linux or anti-Microsoft.
I've been having a profitable time repairing windows 10 installations. I delivered one back on Saturday - Asus T100 tablet/laptop which did the upgrade and then the touch screen didn't work any more due to no drivers for Win10. I picked up a laptop this evening which has just been accidentally 'upgraded' and now Windows Live Mail and the printer won't work. I have a client booked in on Wednesday who did the Win10 upgrade 6 weeks ago and keeps losing internet access.
I am only a very very small business but I am seeing at least 3 people a week with failed Windows 10 upgrades.
I find it very galling that I am having to say to customers "no, this Win10 upgrade is shit and will ruin your computer" because I like Microsoft's products for the most part. The problem is they are NOT MARKET READY. I have a client running Outlook 2016 which keeps chucking up the oddest script errors. I have another running Outlook 2016 which produces another error when checking IMAP emails but not POP ones. And I have far too many customers running Windows who are bamboozled by upgrades and then can't find the stuff they're looking for.
You WHAT? You make people like me who want their OS to actually work for more than 3 days at a stretch sound like Alf Fucking Garnett.
I've got a Win10 machine on my desk at the moment. It was a Win7 machine. Customer did the upgrade. Computer is fucked. Processor at 100% all the time, half a dozen popup programs at the start crashing straight away.
I have another one on the desk too. Customer did the upgrade. Computer is fucked. Windows Live Mail doesn't work, random internet disconnects from the wireless card, start menu sometimes works and sometimes doesn't. Programs load, or don't. PS2 keyboard and mouse work, but only if you switch the machine off and on a few times. That one I have just restored to Win7 factory settings.
I just sent another one off today. Customer did the upgrade. Computer is fucked. Won't print to 3-year old HP wireless printer, won't run Chrome or Firefox, long (3-4 minute) delays between clicking on a desktop icon and it activating. Restored to Win7, oh looky, it works fine now.
Fixed another one on Saturday. Customer did the upgrade. Computer is fucked.
Do you get the picture now? Windows 10 is NOT READY and it was wrong to upgrade everyone's computer and force them on to it. It was stupid. No, it was cretinous, arrogant, and monumentally stupid. I have been rolling out GWX Control Panel as fast as I can to my poor customers to spare them any more misery.
Diehard? Don't make me come after you in a white vest with a machine gun.
I've got a Linx 1010, which is a 10" tablet with keyboard and Windows 10. It has a 'tablet mode' option which gives you the Win8 'tablet' style interface, and it works better (in my experience) than Win8. For example, Control Panel in Win8 had tiny fiddly menus which were unreachable with fingers on a touch screen, but Win10's settings menu solves this. So it does sort of work.
Hackney raises £1.2 BILLION from local taxes. And it gets a mahoosive government grant.
And this is going to save £100k?
It'd be far quicker to fire Hackney's appallingly overpaid chief executive. That would save £150k AND the associated pension costs.
Another upvote for GWX control panel which I am rolling out for my entire customer base (which hasn't already been sucked in to the maw). Found out about it this week. It's a great tool. Much like the marketing team who came up with this MS wheeze. Great tools, all of them.
In the last month. Apparently what the world needs - especially the tech world - is more lightweight analysis by left-wing or centre-left journalists, of whom there is apparently a colossal shortage. Worstall's stuff was superb, Page's defence stuff also superb, but they didn't hold the same views as the Trendy Wendies, so out they go. The Register is rapidly becoming a fucking embarrassment.
It's very easy to spot a computer with a failing CPU pump. There's a smell of burning metal and plastic and a distressed gasp from the owner.
But my PC kit seems fine. My main computer will be 10 years old next month. It's had a SSD to replace the (fully functional) old disk drive. The graphics card did develop a fault so I changed that. I stuck more RAM in. But otherwise it's fine. My Acer laptop - not a manufacturer noted for robustness - is 6 years old in February. My previous machine was replaced due to age rather than faultiness. Same for the one before that. The occasional part has failed but rarely anything major.
A great many computers that I see that are obsolete are still in perfect working order but they're no longer fast enough to do the work demanded of them. I have a contact who takes the obsolete machines to Uganda and Tanzania and puts them in to schools out there, so it's nice to know they aren't going in to landfill.
That's just the first thing that I think is wrong with a drone delivery system. The second will be piracy.
"Arrr, here comes an Amazon delivery! Ready the air rifle, me hearties! Arrr, the plunder be mine!"
Where's Hello Barbie's charging point?
They sell partly (I imagine) because they're more robust than an ordinary Android one. If you give something to a child they WILL break it, mostly by accident, so the longer the thing survives before it breaks the better.
I remember RM Computing produced a range of dismal tablets for the education market. Slow, at least an inch thick, with poor quality screens and running a copy of Windows XP for tablets.
Puzzled by the downvoting. Who gave Mars Microbes accounts on El Reg? Can't see why anyone else would think that microbes were more important than the future of the human race, unless there's unaccountably an educated IT worker who's also a member of the green party. Pretty sure the Venn diagram for that would be two circles a bazillion miles apart. IT - requires logical thought. Green Party membership - flowers, trees, singing, tie-dyed clothing, loathing of all humankind, love of frogs.
That's what I was thinking over a couple of days ago. How can you get the resources, once mined, to a place where they can be refined and turned in to something. Parachutes from 100km up I suppose, but that's not very accurate.