* Posts by Flatpackhamster

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Get another loan, fanbois, the new MacBook Pro and iMac are here

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Video card question

The article says the desktop mac comes with an AMD Radeon R9 M290 but I can't find that on AMD's website. I can find an M280 and an M290X. Can anyone shed any light?

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Screech! Grand Theft Auto V malware mods warning

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Re: Obscure X-Men reference

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Chill, luvvies. The ‘unsustainable’ BBC Telly Tax stays – for now

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Re: It was indeed very pretty.

I think it's dumbed down partly because of a culture of 'inclusiveness' which means getting rid of all the long words in case someone doesn't understand them because god forbid they might be challenged by something and go and look it up.

But it's also dumbed down because the BBC does lots of programs 'in association with' other companies. So there's one on Madagascar 'in association with' animal planet. The program is full of pictures of Madagascar and its wildlife, and very occasionally a snippet of information. The blind cave fish were mentioned - we were informed they were blind and occasionally swam upside down. Nothing on what they ate, how they bred, how they found their way around, or anything at all about them beyond 'HURRRrrrrr look at der wyrd fishies'.

There's also the ones done in association with the Discovery Channel, which feature beautiful pictures, soaring music, and just occasionally, when there's time, a snippet of information.

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It was indeed very pretty.

However, in terms of actual information provided to the viewer, it was poor when compared to Attenborough/BBC work such as Life on Earth and The Trials of Life. And this is one of the problems I have with the BBC. It has dumbed down.

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Apple MacBook 2015: Twelve inches of slim and shiny fanboi joy

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The purpose here?

Separating a group of gullible wealthy people from their money. It will succeed admirably, I've no doubt.

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Re: RIP Magsafe?

Quite. I can't abide Macs or the OS but the one piece of engineering I really admired and envied was the power connector.

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EXTREME FEEDING: BLUE whales' gluttonous gobbling of fishy fluids

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Re: Nothing new under the sun

Nature does it better. Have you ever seen a whale's tongue wrapped around itself 20 times?

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Not pro-Bono: Russian MP wants Apple to face stiff action for cramming 'gay' U2 into iCrevices

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Re: Better blatant than latent.

If Putin thought hard about it he'd realise that if he really wants to Purge Teh Gay what he needs to do is stop forcing gay men and women to marry and pass on their genes and start encouraging them to come out and be as gay as they can and not have children.*

But I think Putin thinks hard too often as it is. He lies there at night thinking 'hard, hard, hard'.

(*Assuming homosexuality has a genetic component, natch, otherwise the Putin Plan To End Teh Gay will be a catastrophic, covered-in-sequins-and-dancing-to-Erasure failure).

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Google pulls plug on YouTube for older iPads, iPhones, smart TVs

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Re: I have had exactly this.

So I'm a retard because I bought a device which, unbeknownst to me, had a preset shelf life that none of my electronic devices have ever had before?

Classy.

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I have had exactly this.

On my 3-year old Panasonic plasma TV, and my 2 year old Panasonic Blu-Ray/smart box.

'Older' systems my arse.

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London man arrested over $40 MILLION HFT flash crash allegations

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Re: Let me get this straight

Dicking around with figures on a computer isn't really 'the economy' though, is it? It's not real money. I'm skeptical that it offers any real value to anyone except sellers of luxury watches and cars and houses.

We don't have any empirical evidence of the effect or otherwise of a FTT so surely the sensible thing to do is to test it. Run it for a fixed period and see whether or not the economy is better or worse. If it's clearly made things worse for everyone (eg corporate tax receipts have fallen so there's less money to pay off the deficit, and it's put people out of work) then scrap it, because we'll have proved it doesn't make anything any better and makes an awful lot of stuff worse.

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Alfa Romeo MiTo Quadrifoglio Verde: Less fun than it should be

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I've seen a number of these on the roads around here.

Without fail they've ALL been driven by men in their sixties, seventies or eighties. At a top speed of 35mph, regardless of the road conditions or speed limits. Very strange. It reminds me a bit of the Nissan Almera where the advertising was all WOAARRR RARRR RAAYYY and the buyers were all draylon slippers and campervans.

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Gwyneth Paltrow flubs $29 food stamp dare, swallows pride instead

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Re: Pointless

But you can't buy loo roll or food in the shops.

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Apple Watch: We ROUNDUP the ROUNDUPS. Yes, Roundup-squared

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Telegraph reviewed it.

Nary a mention of the need to own an iPhone.

And the battery lasts a WHOLE DAY, sometimes NEARLY TWO DAYS.

Wooooooo.

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Scientists splice mammoth genes into unsuspecting elephant

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Rule 1 of getting your funding agreed...

Claim it'll solve climate change.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Chana masala

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Re: Tinned chickpeas

The plasticy skin is the just the outer layer of the chickpea which comes off when you cook them from fresh (dried/soaked) anyway, so I don't see how it would make any difference.

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Attack of the Digital People: The BBC goes fully Bong

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Re: Fibonacci

Fewer. Fewer targets. Not less targets.

I hope your'e not in charge of grammer and spolling teeching.

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Microsoft RE-BORKS Windows 7 patch after reboot loop horror

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Re: Office issues this week

Interesting, I had exactly the same thing on a copy of Access 2007 - msain.dll errors which required an office repair. Problem happened 2 days ago which would, of course, be straight after Patch Tuesday.

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A gold MacBook with just ONE USB port? Apple, you're DRUNK

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Not Mac users.

They're all creatives, and even if they're right handed they'll work left handed because left-handed people are artistes, dahling.

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Filthy – but sadly frothy – five door fun: Ford Focus 1.5 Zetec

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Re: Warning - C-Max is shit.

I find that very odd indeed. I never had that problem in my Focus with a rear-facing infant seat. Maybe it was the child seat model or the ISOFIX system.

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Re: Urgh, how I loathe rain sensing wipers.

That's not 'turning it off'. What I want to do is to choose the speed at which the intermittent wipers go because the rain-sensing one is no good at gauging the speed the wipers should go at.

The sensitivity sucks balls. And I don't want to just get it to 'run once'.

It's really not hard to operate the lights and the wipers. The controls are surprisingly close to the driver's position and they are also labelled. I do wonder when it became necessary for people to have cars remember to turn their lights on for them.

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Re: Warning - C-Max is shit.

Dogged - How far back are your driver and passenger seats? I don't remember a problem with a rear-facing infant seat on the rear seat of my Focus. It's not a C-Max but it's the same chassis.

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Re: Standard questions

I own a 2014 Focus and I can confirm that the answer to your first question is 'no'. The fashion is for spacesavers so that's what you get.

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Urgh, how I loathe rain sensing wipers.

Designed in Europe for European weather, I think, and entirely ignorant of British drizzle. It drizzles and drizzles and the wiper sensor just keeps saying 'nope, no rain here' as your windscreen gets progressively more opaque.

AND YOU CAN'T TURN IT OFF! That bugs me more than anything. I've turned off the automatic headlights, because I am a functional adult and can gauge when the lights should be on, but I can't turn off the automatic wipers. Drives me mad.

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Hated smart meters likely to be 'a costly failure' – MPs

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Re: Question

Those rolling blackouts, and power rationing, is actual policy rather than just a scare story. The European Greens support it and want it included as standard policy, so it's part of the EU's energy policy. The national green parties (German, French, Dutch etc) even have power rationing and cutoffs included as part of their manifesto commitments.

I have contacted my power company and told them I refuse to accept the installation of a smart meter.

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Re: Question

It's an EU directive. The government chose to sign it in to UK law and act on it.

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Will NASA's Dawn spot ALIEN LIFE on asteroid belt dwarf world Ceres?

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Re: Ceres is a jewel of the sky

I was reading yesterday that because of its location and its minimal gravity it's just as easy to go to Ceres and land there as it is to Mars. Plenty of water, as you say, and a good jumping off spot for the rest of the solar system.

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Tired of IoT hype? Internet of SLUGS and SPIDERS is the reality

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Re: Awwwwww.

"Flame units only. I want rifles slung."

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Bad news: Robo-cars will make you work BILLIONS more hours. Good news: In 2040

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Re: Having cars that will park themselves will also free up space in cities

I'm not sure. I think you underestimate the number of people who won't want to share their car. I wouldn't.

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Frontier promises it won't 'dumb down' Elite: Dangerous for Xbox

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Re: Where's the Wii U version?

"Computer, charge jump drive"

"---You said: Dump Cargo."

CR74,000 FINE INCURRED.

I'll stick with my keyboard for now.

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UK spaceport, phase two: Now where do we PUT the bleeding thing?

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The weather? The wide open spaces? The unfeasible sense of joy in every single human being in the country?

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Reg exec in deluxe roo-skin pen case beernami trauma

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That explains

Why you only get kangaroos in hot dry Australia. If they lived in England they'd be soaked through all the time.

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D-Link removes fingers from ears, preps mass router patch

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Chucked mine before Christmas.

Bought an expensive D-Link 8-port home router to replace my old Draytek which had given up after 8 years, and spent most of the six months it was installed emailing D-Link during the brief periods when I could be certain of internet access. I must have had seven or 8 beta firmware updates, none of which made a jot of difference. They told me my line must be faulty.

I went and bought another Draytek. D'you know, it turns out my line isn't faulty after all? I told them to go fuck themselves and chucked it in the bin. Never again.

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The BBC wants to slap a TAX on EVERYONE in BLIGHTY

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Re: So

This isn't about the quality of the product, it's about whether or not television provision by the taxpayer is an ESSENTIAL in the way that state schooling and defence are. It quite clearly isn't.

Since the telly tax is the same price for everyone, it clearly hits the poorest hardest and the BBC's highbrow stuff is entirely consumed by the middle and upper middle classes. So if you're comfortable saying 'I like taking money off poor people to keep Tristan Bronwell-Chlostyon and his mates in macbooks and to ensure I can watch Borgen on a Saturday night' then good on you.

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Re: So

Your analogy might work if state funded television services were an essential service as defence or education are. Other television providers are available to all. Other defence and education services are not.

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Re: So

When did it become essential? Don't you know that 200,000 media studies graduates DEPEND on the BBC to keep them out of a job at Tesco's?

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C’mon Lenovo. Superfish hooked, but Pokki Start Menu still roaming free

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Just had another one.

Acer desktop from John Lewis came with Pokki preinstalled. Quality nice!

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Re: Pokki is fine

A 30 second Google should have brought you (assuming Pokki doesn't redirect your browser searches) to the Classic Shell website. Much nicer than Pokki.

I still don't like 8.1 on a desktop computer. Small touch screen it's great, but classic shell is (for me) essential on an 8.1 with a big screen or a non-touch one.

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Not just laptops.

I've seen it on Lenovo desktops too. I thought it was weird when a brand new desktop straight out of the box came with malware on it since I've been spotting Pokki in the wild on badly infected machines for a few years now.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: The Red Dwarf chilli chutney egg sarnie

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Re: An explanation

In the first Red Dwarf book there's a mention of Lister eating curry and having mango chutney with it so I agree that would be the right choice.

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Apple Watch 'didn't work on HAIRY FANBOIS, was stripped of sensor tech'

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Re: I think it's a rather good idea.

And the great thing about it is you won't have to go looking for those dickheads, because they'll come and find you and tell you about their new Apple watch.

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TITANIC: Nuclear SUBMARINE cruising 'Sea of KRAKENS' may be FOUND ON icy MOON

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Why a sub?

What would a submarine be able to give you that a ship equipped with lidar and sonar to map the depth of the sea wouldn't? If you really wanted to look underwater then a camera mounted on the underside of the ship would do that but I can't see that it would give us any fresh knowledge (apart from 'how to build a submarine on Titan' that sending a ship wouldn't. Are they making life too complicated for themselves?

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Over 50? Out of work? Watch out because IT is about to EAT ITSELF

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re: software developers

It's only because computers aren't coding themselves yet. When they do you'll be next. As a tech support bod who's under 40, I've seen the number of jobs available and the salaries on offer plunge. My next career move will probably be out of IT (sadly).

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Sitting on one's ARSE is the new CANCER, says Tim Cook - and an Apple watch will save you

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Is it subsidised?

Solar in the UK and EU is heavily subsidised by the taxpayer. Is it also subsidised by the state in the USA?

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ALIENS are surely AMONG US: Average star has TWO potentially Earth-like worlds

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And stopping the planet from flipping over on its side.

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What's that, Microsoft? Yep, a Lumia and Surface SALES BOOM

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Re: Fair play to them

The Lumia has an SD port which will take 128GB of extra storage, if you want it.

And it has, as you say, no touchscreen. Touchscreen works extremely well on a small lightweight laptop with Win8. Try out the Lenovo Yoga and see what I mean. I was an absolute anti-Win8er until I tried it in touch format on the Yoga.

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Re: Fair play to them

They are at least marketing it as a laptop replacement now. The original surface was marketed as a tablet, and it went head to head with the iPad in the same price bracket and lost because it didn't do anything better and it didn't have the Apple badge on it.

John Lewis have a Core i3 64GB Surface Pro 3 for £639 at the moment. £100 for a keyboard and you'll have spent £750 which, as you say, for an ultraportable laptop seems reasonable.

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Doomsday Clock says 3 MINUTES to MIDNIGHT. Again

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Re: Supervolcano and/or bolide impact.

How are you planning to collect it when their database can't be accessed?

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Re: Supervolcano and/or bolide impact.

3 - Letting the green movement near the levers of power.

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$500 TEDDY BEAR teaches tots to spit up personal data

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4 seconds?

I can see that working well. After all, babies will always hold the correct hand and not the other hand or the ear or a foot. And they'll do it for the required amount of time in the right way.

There is SO much baby tat out there and this pretty much tops the pile of Things That Won't Work.

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