FSS. Agile? Waterfall? Fag packet? Just do what works in your organisation to get the job done.
64 posts • joined 13 Jun 2011
60 million images I won't be buying or looking at
As a web developer, I only use Open Sourced or self-created images. I will not buy.
Getty's business model is flawed and it's not Google's fault they can't make money
BIG FAT ELEPHANT'S FANNY
My standard response to anyone that says "don't swear"
It shouldn't be rocket science to make the records of school leavers anonymous each July. That way they have the data but it's not linked to an identifiable person for ever.
Whatever, this system should not be Internet facing
couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of f**g leaches
Galaxy Note 2
Recent did this myself on my Galaxy Note 2 since Samsung & O2 refuse to keep Android up to date on it.
Cyanogenmod, Privacy Guard, AdAway, Firefox, Adblock Edge, Ghostery. I now have no adverts anywhere except those sites and Apps I actively want to support (El reg etc.)
I'm back in control and Advertisers can f***k themselves and their malware spewing shite.
With an old apple device you can't update because they've removed support for it in their update.*
The fix? Buy a new one.
[* generalisation but still true. I know people who have been bitten.]
Er. No thanks...
... carries on quite happily as I am...
His run was appalling but it wasn't his fault - he did his best with shite scripts, shite special effects and shite supporting actors
... Facebook for grown-ups.
I use both. FB for keeping in touch with "friends", G+ for keeping up with Industry & work related groups, news and comment.
There's room for both
Re: 4 pages ?!
x4 pages = x4 adverts
And they wonder why people use ad-block...
ooh. Transvision Vamp reference...
... firing up Rhythmbox...
So who to use now?
I've never had a problem with eBuyer - but never needed to use their customer service either.
I do try and use vendors who play nice so who should I be using instead then?
Re: Multi-user authentication?
Needs two people to log into your account. Simple!
updating it automatically
>>hopes to keep the OS up to date: by updating it automatically for its users
Not sure that's a good idea. Like giving out your root password to a chimp?
NET send from DOS SMB stack in the '80s
+ Windows 3.11 and greater
Just f**k off VMWare
Halve the price...
... and I might be interested.
Upgrade o Linux
Ubuntu + Wine
Give the new MS money to Open Source instead
"Cost: Pricing is based on the number of concurrent calls and includes one year's maintenance. It starts at four concurrent calls for €395 and scales to 1,024 concurrent calls at €34,995."
Whereas Asterix is FREE!!
I won't be buying.
that is all
Re: new format
... get a bigger screen?
Re: new format
All this stuff has nothing to do with CO2, artic melting, el-nino/la nina, cows farting or too many brown/yellow people.
It's Ming the Merciless screwing with us.
or Julian Barratt
The post is required, and must contain letters.
That is all.
>>Joining is pathetically easy
No it's not.
Apart from the link in the article being broken, there's absolutely no mention of memberhsips or how to join on the main website.
I was going to join right now. Today. But I'm not now...
Doesn't print properly
Ubuntu 12.04, FF19.
Views nicely but won't print an A4 sheet to scale :(
Nice try but not quite there yet...
Is this same (fictitious) Skills shortage we allegedly have in the UK?
Re: Sandy Island = R'lyeh!!
my thoughts exactly
Should Microsoft merge Office into Windows?
They should drop the whole office suite and start contributing to LibreOffice ;)
Homosapians have been waving theirs hands around for over 60,000 years - and Apple are now patenting it?
Re: I love gadget queues!
keyboard please - and a screen wipe...
Useless - all of them
They may work OK if you're on the top of a hill in the city but anywhere else - they're door stops.
Wait until the DAB coverage equals FM and then think about it...
clever. good example. well done
Re: Stupid or suspicious?
you might be onto something there...
useless in devon
I travel a lot around the back roads of Devon. Usually I don't get a mobile phone signal. So, I'm paying more for a new car with no benefit to me. Well done Brussels ⇐ knobends!
No doubt there'll be a a little wire from the battery to these things. No-one can track my whereabouts if I snip the wire.
Excellent Revenue Generator
Thanks UK government for helping small business!!
30mins to build a complience widget, 100 website customers at £100 per implementation = £10,000 lovely pounds for me.
Atmos. The firm that helped the Sontarans invade Earth.
Not sure I'd trust them with my data...
Mega City Iso-Cubes
That is all
Let's make existing version work properly before releasing new products that don't work properly.
Yes, I'm talking about the linux version that's been in purpetual beta for I-don't-know-how-many-years.
solutions people - please!
put the town's signs 10m in the air and round off the bolts so they can't be undone.
a fake webcam in day-glo orange nearby should do the trick
real coders use notepad
that is all
My (e)book is better than your (e)book
Windows 7 only.
1. Proper Computer Engineers use Linux and laugh in the face of Microsoft's purile offerings
2. THERE IS **NO** SKILLS GAP IN THE UK. Just useless agency sales reps with little or no appreciation of computing skills and moronic CIOs who won't read CVs futher than what ineffectual vendor certifications the candidate has.
Sounding bitter? Not really. I'm successfully self-employed after a successful career as a CIO
Re: Re: What?
>>but I'd call a three metre tall man giant.
Shirley that would be "sir!"?
Didn't Laplink did most of that a very, very long time ago? Was that a Norton/Symantec product?
Along with Bakunin's list (see above) there must be prior art...
Acronis et-al should just pull out of the US market until it's populance realises what a crock those Software Patents are.
What about those scammers calling old folks in the UK and telling them they're from Microsoft and their PC is spouting errors onto the Internet?
Where's a (cyber) policeman when you need one?