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23 posts • joined Tuesday 7th June 2011 14:30 GMT

Posted in Smear campaign
Goobertee
Facepalm

Re: Mashing the screen makes me want to kill...

@Yet Another Commentard

>What a computer really needs is some form of pointer device (like an on screen arrow) that

>could be used by the observer to accurately indicate what they were talking about. It could

>be moved around by some form of physical control, maybe kept near the keyboard.

A few years ago I was a faculty member in a university Computer Science department. The department head from MIS wanted to give a demo, needed to point, and excused himself to go get his red dot laser pointer. Before he ran, I suggested using this arrow thing you mention--but he didn't understand how it would work for just pointing.

Fortunately, he's beyond the point of breeding.

Goobertee
Unhappy

Re: Unlimited may be a word..

@AC 10:25

"But so is Class and Action and Lawsuit."

No, class and action are no longer with us as of their new contract. Arbitration and/or taking it to court as an individual are the words now.

Goobertee
Unhappy

@Tinker Tailor Soldier

Speaking of getting your facts straight, the verdict was not remanded to a lower court and still stands. The penalty phase was remanded to a lower court. The penalty is what was settled with the DoJ lawyers and I'm sure it's only coincidence, of course, that the DoJ seemed to soften their position dramatically after the occupant of the White House changed.

Goobertee
Childcatcher

News

The first time I've heard of Twitter's possibly being useful.

Goobertee
Unhappy

Re: 2 birds with one stone

By coincidence--probably not!--my university's CS department began looking at other languages because of concerns that Oracle might not be including our students' use of Java in their plan. In fact, it seemed to be quite uncertain what direction they have in mind.

Goobertee
Holmes

Re: Patent Law Dicktionary

"Its difficult being a sane person in this world..."

The way things are going, if this was true when you wrote it, it won't be long.

Goobertee
Thumb Up

Re: WTF?

I want him hung with a knife after that!

Goobertee
Holmes

Best Higgs Boson comment I've seen

"So at least boffins will understand the universe, even if they're not quite able to explain it to anyone else... "

My thought exactly.

Goobertee
FAIL

Re: Because no facebook thread would be complete without a post like this...

Your friend is mistaken. I have an account using a pseudonym that's even less believable (to me) than the one I use here, and all fake information. I did, however, go to the trouble of picking a town that exists and using its zip code for the street that doesn't exist and its area code for the fake phone number, so if their bot does a check, it might seem plausible.

Goobertee
Headmaster

The Queen's English

Beg pardon, "morally ambiguous" doesn't seem to describe the individuals being talked about. I'm thinking "ambivalent" is a little closer, but "naughty" would do even better.

Even being merkin, I like whoever thought up "errant pedantry, up with which I shall not put" and its variations. Apocrypha, indeed.

Goobertee
Alien

Re: Shopped!

Somewhere I read that in a glamor pic the model should be pointing her toes--that is, making her ankle joint as straight as possible. I think she's doing that and it turns out that looking at it from the toe end in an opaque stocking isn't as appealing as in profile and bare.

Goobertee
Meh

"...does not lie about who he is being paid by."

I suppose he hadn't literally lied, but it seems like he waited a LONG time and made a LOT of comments before mentioning Oracle and Microsoft are a part of his financial life.

Goobertee
Childcatcher

Missing the obvious new threat

WHERE OH WHERE are the people studying fingertip cancer! With so many people using smart phones, but not talking on them, that's where the current hazard is. I know there have been a few articles warning of the risks of repetitive motion damage to thumbs and a few other joints related to phone use (from the distant past--anybody remember mouse shoulder?), but it's CANCER! that will kill us.

We need a study!

Goobertee
Go

@Christoph - The Group W Bench ?

You must be VERY old and with an impressive memory. Well done!

Goobertee
Boffin

Anybody remember the User Port?

The user port was a part of one of the two 6526 "Complex Interface Adapter" used on the C64, an upgrade from the occasionally buggy 6522 "Versatile Interface Adapter" used on the PET and the Vic-20. The 24-pin edgecard connector had quite a number of functions available, but I was interested in the six TTL-compatible lines that were otherwise not used for anything most of the time. I created two or three interfaces over a few years and ran a CNC milling machine from it. 1 MHz sounds slow today, but I calculated that the program I had written (in 6502/6510 machine language) was in wait loops more than 98% of the time.

Later on, the PaperClip word processor included software to control a Centronics printer from the interface. A few days waiting for the connectors via mail order and an afternoon of soldering and my father's Epson MX-80 was printing his notes.

Goobertee
Unhappy

Consumer Reports report

As I recall, the Consumer Reports folks gave the iPhone 4 very high marks for its features and how well they worked, but then verified the antenna issue and gave it a reluctant Not Acceptable.

Goobertee
Headmaster

@James Micallef Re: destroying the climate change doubters

Yes, the change being discussed is only a half a percent of the temperature above absolute zero, but that isn't the starting point of the change. The quantity of the change from the present mean temperature that is anticipated to cause the phenomenon has been cut in half. If I now pay 30p for something that cost 60p before (dream of that), that is cutting the price in half, regardless whether I have 60p in my pocket or I'm weighed down with currency of the realm.

If we assume the existence of a "present rate of warming," this means that at this "present rate," we have half as long for the melting to occur. The existence of warming and a "present rate of warming" is one of the questions being debated, of course, but the point that it's half as much change as previously believed is the relevant point.

One wonders whether the heat of the debate is a factor in global warming.

Goobertee
Mushroom

Re: This is good

There is basically no argument that kiddie porn, incitement to violence, encouraging acts of terror, etc. on the Internet are bad and should be avoided. The problem some people miss is that it isn't an either/or argument. Having insects crawling on a glass of fine wine or a child's glass of milk is also bad and should be avoided, but we don't dispatch the bugs with a sledge hammer or a grenade. We use a tool that deals with the problem and doesn't cause a lot of damage to people and valuable property. The same thing with the Internet--use tools that protect people but preserve rights and liberties.

If there are any terrorists listening, I'll give you a recipe for causing maximum disruption to the people of the free countries of the world: get yourselves elected to the parliament/congress/legislature of a country and argue for laws that eradicate the freedoms the countries fought wars to preserve--just a little at a time. You're patient--you've been fighting some wars for years and years and years. Run as a conservative: I'm here to protect our values. Use whatever emotional and irrational means you find effective and do anything you can to avoid a reasonable discussion of the issues. Ad hominem attacks are great: tell the people that if they're against your law, they're helping the pornographers, terrorists, and nasty people of the world! Find any way you can to claim the new legislation will protect the people. When you are successful, you will have accomplished your objectives without shedding any blood or destroying any buildings. No mess to clean up. And you've won!

Now start collecting money for your campaigns.

Goobertee
Angel

Re: Re: Solar winds

Yep, thinking outside the box, getting out of our comfort zone...and numerous other expressions read by people who saw them on a page but generally didn't read the rest of the page.

Goobertee
FAIL

Yet again

Then, of course, there are those of us whose relatives were displaced by recent snowstorms and went to hotels for shelter. To fill the time, they posted their problems on their FB pages.

Makes you proud to have technically adept relatives.

Goobertee
Flame

Rats!

You beat me to the Darwin Awards line...

Goobertee
Alert

...unless you think GIMP really is the equivalent of Photoshop

@JC_ Specious argument. It doesn't matter whether it is the "equivalent." It doesn't matter whether Open Office/Libre Office is only as good as Office 2003 or 2000, or 1997. What matters is whether the software does what you need to have done.

Frankly, I think Office 97 got it right--does what I want and the help system pops right up, rather than waiting to see whether it has a network connection and finally bringing up a window. I would probably still be using it, if I hadn't had to teach a couple classes of "ribbon." Yuck.

Goobertee
Holmes

Not quite as good as it could be

Increasing the density of trees improves the CO2 absorption, and that's good. However, it gives other things--animals and other plants--less area to live and probably decreases biodiversity.

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