* Posts by Ashtonian

14 posts • joined 12 Jun 2007

Sony's Windows 7 virtualization switch-off (partly) reversed

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Makes good security sense to me

Makes good sense

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Quantum porn engine foiled by strawberries and muffins

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It's bog awful

Absolutely terrible.

Google was good from day one, being old, I remember how this great search engine was mentioned only amongst friends.

Cuil won't be ready for prime tine for 18 months.

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Microsoft Mojave 'outs' secret Vista lovers

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I have an answer

Norton,Symantec & HP slows down computers, not Microsoft.

doh!

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Vista SP1 downloaders bite back

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Jobs Halo

Should it be ignored

It's great!

I can't wait for it to make my system faster and safer.

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'Facebook fatigue' kicks in as people tire of social networks

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There is always the tried and true always safe

ladies with no clothes on sites to invest in.

Mark my words

the Internet and specifically websites

is a toy! a just for fun place.

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IT problems force HMRC to extend tax deadline

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It shows once again

that IT folk are numbskulls,

bullshit their way to high salaries and never really understand the science of networks and information transmission storage and retrieval.

Finally

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Watson suspended by research lab after race row

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Paris Hilton

Henry, we are not all equal

How dare you insinuate that those dirty buggers on Kim & Aggies show are equal to me. I far superior to them and very clean!

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Braindead obituarists hoaxed by Wikipedia

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Hebden Bridge

Is my favourite town

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Great British fry-up under threat

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Free range eggs - free feed

These free range hens wander about the barn yard gobbin up the odd worm.

So their eggs are better and cheaper

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UK firm pays biggest ever fine over 'pirate' software

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So , let me get this straight

The company was manufacturing and selling software and making money at it?

That's Piracy me hearties! or running multiple unlicensed copies?

That's copyright infringement.

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Harry Potter transcript claim doesn't convince

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I'll just wait for the movie

You get music with a movie

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Physics GCSE: 'insultingly easy, non scientific, and vague'

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What? No Resnick & Halliday?

now known as Halliday, Resnick, Walker

That's all you need

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Video download site ordered to spy on users

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Accidently

while reaching over for your coffee!

Thank you James, you made me smile.

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Security researchers poke holes in Safari

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Well I think it's rude

to hack software with the purpose of causing people problems.

Well, it's just not polite.

Having said all that, can't people program anymore?

Seriously is it hard? I'm surprised that this has happened with Safari!

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