* Posts by Robert Helpmann??

2583 publicly visible posts • joined 31 May 2011

Supernovae may explain mass extinctions of marine animals 2.6 million years ago

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Boffin

Re: Interesting, but radiation killing through water?

I thought water was supposed to be an excellent protector against radiation?

I had to look it up as I couldn't remember, but "secondary muons generated by cosmic rays hitting the atmosphere can penetrate to the Earth's surface, and even into deep mines." For the length of time the Earth was purportedly showered with an intensified amount of this radiation, it would have been difficult and unlikely for large animals to avoid exposure.

LG's beer-making bot singlehandedly sucks all fun, boffinry from home brewing

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Childcatcher

Re: Horrible

There are tonnes of idiots with seemingly unlimited cupboard space for gadgets they use obsessively for 6 months then almost never again.

I have very limited cabinet space. I have a rule that if I bring it into the house, it has to be used regularly or it goes to the local thrift store. I still have my bread maker.

Official: Voyager 2 is now an interstellar spacecraft

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Boffin

Re: Brings this quote to mind...

Presumably a turtle.

Obviously, but what is the turtles gender? That's apt to be important, I would think.

Lenovo tells Asia-Pacific staff: Work lappy with your unencrypted data on it has been nicked

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Childcatcher

Re: Meet our CSO, Mr. Hindsight

Isn't hard drive encryption literally one of the features of many of the products Lenovo sell?

Yes, but have the flaws in HW encryption implementation been corrected?

Dine crime: Chippy sells deep fried Xmas dinner

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Joke

Re: battered?

Directions for Brussels Sprouts en Absence

Clean, trim and slice thin.

Batter and deep fry until golden brown color is achieved.

Place on paper plate to drain.

Move to serving tray and squirt decorative patterns on sprouts with Sriracha sauce.

Place on dinner plate and allow to rest for a few minutes.

Move back to paper plate for eventual forced consumption by neighbor's cat that keeps going in your flower bed.

Eat dinner plate, thinking how much worse it almost was.

I didn't enjoy Brussels sprouts until I left home and realize that my mother's idea of how any vegetable should be cooked involved boiling it well past its demise. Finding alternatives was quite nice.

Boffins build blazing battery bonfire

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Childcatcher

Re: Interesting idea

I thought this was relatively inefficient. Another storage scheme is stacking concrete blocks using an electric crane and then allowing them to fall while recapturing some of the energy. It's more efficient (about 85% efficiency) than this is going to be. Lithium-ion batteries are about 90% but are nowhere near as stable. Looks like the sun inna box is the worst of available storage methods.

Amazon robot fingered for bear spray leak that hospitalised 24 staffers

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Childcatcher

Actual danger?

This story seems to be a simple cut-n-paste job. We deserve more! I demand that El Reg sends a reporter - no, several reporters! - to work undercover at several Amazon sites to get to the bottom of what is really going on. Better yet, I think The Register should build a robot to go undercover at Amazon and find out what really happened. It worked great with the LOHAN project. I propose the backronym KARDASHIAN. It might not break the internet, but it can definitely take out a bear.

Estonian ex-foreign sec urges governments: Get cosy with the private sector on cybersecurity

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Headmaster

Re: In Order to Capture the Caress of AlMighty Core Forces with Perfect Resources Use Heavenly Amm0

And it passed with flying colours:-)

From the down-votes, it would see that some folks think that "passed" is as good a euphemism as any.

Millennials 'horrify' their neighbours with knob-shaped lights display

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Childcatcher

Re: Worthless without pictures

Otherwise I hear the internet's full of them.

Yeah, just search for "politician" and you'll get an eyeful.

STIBP, collaborate and listen: Linus floats Linux kernel that 'fixes' Intel CPUs' Spectre slowdown

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Childcatcher

Re: He should hug off and mind his own business

We're getting worse than the Victorians...

Thus giving new scope to the term "cringeworthy"!

Canuck couple returns home after night on tiles to gaggle of randomers hanging out in their flat

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Unhappy

Re: It always pays to carry a Micro-Uzi in a shoulder holster

Wait! You mean no-ones coming for my pencil? As metaphors go, this one sounds like the start of a crap weekend.

Great Scott! Is nothing sacred? US movie-goers vote Back To The Future as most-wanted reboot

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Childcatcher

Re: Hmm.

For every great remake, there are a hundred reheated, rehashed and regurgitated movies and TV shows. I can think of only four remakes or reboots I enjoyed*. That's a remarkably bad return on all the time and effort and put into the productions.

* The only exceptions to this I can think of are movies based on Shakespeare**

** Other than anything having to do with Romeo and Juliet. I just want them to kick off and be done with it. I can't help it. They're so annoying!

Tech bosses talk kids' books! Could they show a glimmer of humanity? You only get one guess

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Childcatcher

Re: A more relevant book comes to mind...

Other titles come to mind:

The Little Golden Book of the Prince

Whose Boat Is This Boat?

The Art of War and Virtues

Dick and Jane Play Corporate Tax Haven

The Taking Tree

The Very Hungover Catepillar

Oh, the Shit You Don't Know!

Sorry... got lost for a moment. It turns out there is a small industry of these parody books.

Malware scum want to build a Linux botnet using Mirai

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Childcatcher

tries to brute-force factory default usernames and passwords

So a dictionary attack, then? Yes, that's still a form of brute force attack, but I would expect a bit more precision in the explanation and hope for perhaps a bit less implied condescension.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean hackers won't nuke your employer into the ground tomorrow

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Childcatcher

Re: Paranoid

My questions is just whether I am paranoid enough.

If you were, you probably would have gone on a rant concerning the phrase "mission-critical cloud services". Ceding the responsibility and control of the bits of your company that must absolutely work in order for the company to go on seems insufficiently paranoid to me. I get there are business reasons and things that can be done to mitigate risk, continue operations, et cetera, but besides the issue of whose to blame when things inevitably go in the crapper is the fact that cloud security is still an area that is relatively immature. Want to use them as a COOP solution? Makes sense. Can they allow rapid scaling of existing resources? Sure. Would a truly paranoid security person recommend you put all of your eggs in that particular basket? Only if you want omelettes.

Oz telcos' club asks: Why the hell do Australia Post, rando councils, or Taxi Services Commission want comms metadata?

Robert Helpmann??
Headmaster

Re: Scope creep??

The headline was missing a comma. It should have been, "There's your scope, creep."

Arm kit vendors snuggle up around the Windows 10 Autumnwatch bonfire awaiting supported OS

Robert Helpmann??
Childcatcher

Re: unkind?

To edit for clarity, "'Some kind people' should 1) lead the windows team away to be looked after somewhere they can't harm themselves with something sharp or 2) bang their (the windows team) heads on a blunt windows[ill]." I choose Option 2.

Third Soyuz does not explode while auditors resume poking around NASA's big rocket SLS

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Childcatcher

Re: three or four launches enough to assemble the ISS

I bet Ikea will have a Røcketstüff pack sorted out...

That's the plot for a space horror movie scarier than any in the Alien franchise!

Civil rights group says Oracles, Tapads and Experians get let off for wanton info-sucking

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Devil

Re: And their response?

It's not that these companies are not interested in complying, it's just that they are being thorough. They get an email asking them to refrain from gathering information on someone and to get rid of what they have already got. They comply. As part of this action, they wipe all email correspondence with the individual in question (that's data, too). Going forward, they are free to gather more information concerning the same individual as they have no record of being asked not to.

The Register translates VMware's VMworld Europe 2018 news into plain English – our free guide for every reader

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Childcatcher

Lost in Translation

I especially appreciated the translation of "We will wear you down." Classic. Sales droids may actually think that, too, but there is really a narrow slice of their target audience that it works on. Technical staff realize most of what they say is BS and non-technical staff don't need to be worn down - any buzzword laden sentence is apt to activate their shiny object receptors, sending them into a state of spending induced euphoria.

Solid state of fear: Euro boffins bust open SSD, Bitlocker encryption (it's really, really dumb)

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Childcatcher

Re: Really?

It isn't just Bitlocker that trusts HW encryption. Other solutions at my work do the same thing. My guess is that this is a commonly utilized strategy. The thinking probably went along the lines of "If it doesn't have a native solution, implement encryption using our software but if it does, it is much easier to simply manage the built in HW solution than to turn it off and replace it with our own. Using the HW solution will undoubtedly produce better speed, too, so customers can enjoy a machine that is both responsive and secure."

Nikola Tesla's greatest challenge: He could measure electricity but not stupidity

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Boffin

Re: Noted scientists

Here's a page listing quite a few scientists whose faces are on bank notes:

https://www.slideshare.net/sotos1/scientists-on-banknotes

Amusingly, the very first comment on the page is basically, "Hey! You missed a few!"

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Childcatcher

Re: The name 'Tesla' has been hijacked

That's why you usually have some local brand management

It's refreshing to know that as in IT, other industries have to contend with poorly researched and thought-out efforts that someone else has to come along behind and somehow make right.

Supreme Court raises eyebrows at Google's cozy $8.5m legal deal

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Unhappy

Illogical Legalese

I am definitely not a lawyer, but the takeaway from this story seems to be that a legal suit can be filed on my behalf without my consent or knowledge and then the people filing the suit can get with the accused and split the money that was supposedly for restitution for the harm caused me between them, again without my consent or knowledge, and give some of it to some third party that I may or not approve of. How the hell is this different from the reason this action was brought in the first place with Google gathering and profiting from information it had gathered from me - say it with me - without my consent or knowledge?

Pirate radio = drug dealing and municipal broadband is anti-competitive censorship

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Childcatcher

Re: Murica, land of freedom!

If you aren't allowed to play the whole song, just don't play the song at all! That practice is so obnoxious, I switch from any station that uses them. The only radio edit I have ever enjoyed is Adam Sandler's "Ode to My Car".

Super Cali goes ballistic, net neutrality hopeless? Even Ajit Pai's gloating is something quite atrocious

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Coat

Easy as Pai, Piece of Maki

That, as Pai knows well, is nonsense, though he was already on a roll...

Would that be a California Roll?

Jeez, not now, Iran... Facebook catches Mid East nation running trolly US, UK politics ads

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Childcatcher

Quis custodiet ipsos faciem-libro?

Whose interest does Facebook act in?

It's own.

Assange catgate hearing halted as Ecuador hunts around for someone who speaks Australian

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Coffee/keyboard

Playse stawp yoah caht

I literally had to clamp both hands over my mouth to keep from laughing loud enough to annoy everyone in the building. Thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything when I read that!

Icon because close enough.

Manchester man fined £1,440 after neighbours couldn't open windows for stench of dog toffee

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Childcatcher

Good luck with that!

Gotta try this one at home when I get asked to do work in the garden and see how far that gets me

Probably as far as it did the dog owner in the story, but with a more rapid (rabid?) response.

Ad blocking. All fun and games – until it gets political: Union websites banned by uBlock Origin

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Childcatcher

Re: Allow versus Deny

One member, however, will NOT give up their Facebook.

Sounds like time to provide a non-persistent VM setup with a VPN connection and route all traffic through a proxy (maybe rotate the providers - there are a lot of free VPN and web proxies) in order to defeat tracking. Responsiveness of the site may be a little... off.

Yes, Americans, you can break anti-piracy DRM if you want to repair some of your kit – US govt

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Headmaster

What does that really mean?

I wonder what the definition of "fix" is? "Fixing" something the maker considers to be a feature?

Fix like a poker game? Like an election? Like anything that can have duct tape applied to it? Like a rare imported vehicle where you end up with the thing back together and mostly running and a ziplock bag containing the leftover parts you couldn't work out where went. Fix as in what you do to a cat?

Sorry friends, I'm afraid I just can't quite afford the Bitcoin to stop that vid from leaking everywhere

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Childcatcher

A Bargain at Any Price

Would you consider paying on my behalf, perchance?

I'll pay! For the love of all that is good, I'll pay!! Please don't send that thing to me!

Break out the jelly and ice cream! Microsoft's Small Basic turns 10

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Childcatcher

Re: Surprise?

"... was first announced back in 2008 although it took until 2011 for the first 'stable' release to make an appearance."

Quotes within quotes, even sarcastic quotes, are always a bit awkward.

In huge privacy win, US Supreme Court rules warrant needed to slurp folks' location data

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Re: Will this actually stop them selling our movements?

Will this court decision stop them from selling our private information now?

No, because that's how they make their money and they even tell you they will sell you and your info up the river while at the same time denying it. This should be a hint for consumers, though. If it is a huge deal for the government to have access to this data because it can and will be abused, then why are we as a class just giving it away to people whose entire business model is based on exploitation of this information?

Linguists, update your resumes because Baidu thinks it has cracked fast AI translation

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Childcatcher

Missing a Bit

Taking an example from the article, I would guess the AI would do fairly well with sentence fragments as it uses predictive analysis for much of its output.

"Translating between Japanese and German to English and Chinese, therefore, more difficult"

Would it fill in the implied "is"?

That Saudi oil and gas plant that got hacked. You'll never guess who could... OK, it's Russia

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Childcatcher

@Version 1.0, have an up-vote simply for replying to a post about Version 2.0. To adjust your comment a bit, "The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less." Any day I can get a Schlock Mercenary reference in is a good day.

PC version of Linux 4.19 lands with PC version of Linus Torvalds: Kernel handed back to creator

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Pint

Re: We're all maybe going the wrong way guys.

STFU needs a movement parade where someone on a microphone starts blabbing shit and the entire crowd screams STFU!

This is an excellent template for political rallies! Brilliant idea! Have a virtual reward. ==>>>

Forgotten that Chinese spy chip story? We haven't – it's still wrong, Super Micro tells SEC

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Headmaster

Re: The simplest answer is usually the right answer...

Look at the risks and high diplomatic costs recently incurred by both Russia and Saudi to send simple messages to specific groups...

Not to detract from the conversation, but this usage is just wrong. "Saudi" is a noun if you are talking about a person group of people ("She is a Saudi," or "The Saudis all got on a plane.") and an adjective elsewhere ("I ate way too much Saudi food!"). The combination used here is the equivalent of "New Zealand and British" or "Venezuela and Persian". Why is this confusing?

'The inmates have taken over the asylum': DNS godfather blasts DNS over HTTPS adoption

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Coat

DoH

That's what Homer Simpson says!

Mine has a pink glazed doughnut with sprinkles in the pocket.

Cosmoboffins think grav waves hold the key to sorting out the disputed Hubble Constant

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Boffin

What I think is even more weird is that the rate of expansion is the same everywhere at the same time.

https://www.space.com/25673-universe-expansion-real-time-cosmology.html

Can't get pranked by your team if nobody in the world can log on

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Childcatcher

Re: the old "rotate the monitor" trick

I might have, over the course of my working like... Changed the input settings on a number of coworkers' machines: mouse, keyboard, points, etc. Simply unplugged the network cable at the wall (had beautiful results on one occasion). Rigged the victim's autocorrect to make less than standard changes. Changed registry entries to edit error codes for more amusing if less informative results. Made changes to amount of RAM in a coworker's desktop at random times over the course of a month.

Yale Security Fail: 'Unexpected load' caused systems to crash, whacked our Smart Living Home app

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Devil

Re: Let this be a lesson

...IoT is an answer waiting for a sensible question.

What is the best way to fill your life with utter crap?

FYI: Drone maker DJI's 'Get it on Google Play' website button definitely does not get the app from Google Play...

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Childcatcher

Re: Think of it this way

Why mislead people into thinking they are getting playstore content?

Exactly! If my first interaction with a company or individual consists of their telling me they will do A and instead do B while trying to hide the fact, I don't need much deeper analysis than that to realize I need to take my business somewhere else. The same should also be said of subsequent interactions.

Tumblr turns stumblr, left humblr: Blogging biz blogs bloggers' private info to world+dog

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Childcatcher

Re: User's care about bugs, leaks, etc.?????

Can you imagine the information overload if every Fortune 1000 company automotive manufacturer publicly disclosed every security bug discovered by a penetration test, bug bounty, or an internal audit government safety review or third party tester?

You mean as is expected in other industries? Makes the world a better place.

Decoding the Google Titan, Titan, and Titan M – that last one is the Pixel 3's security chip

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Joke

Re: And in other news

Google admitted today that there had been a Titan-ic blunder when they discovered the keys to Titan missile launch codes...

Upon re-inspection, the team found that the codes were actually to an unannounced project called Titan AE.

Chinese biz baron wants to shove his artificial moon where the sun doesn't shine – literally

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Boffin

Re: Eight times brighter than the Moon?

Yes, it might be bright, but it is a single point source for light. The thing about street lights is they can be set up to only illuminate areas that need it whereas this is going to annoy some (e.g. lighting their bedrooms where now they are not) and under-service others by not lighting areas properly (buildings cast shadows after all). Simple computer modelling would reveal this and I bet it has been done and suppressed. As mentioned above, it will not help much with cloudy nights, which means the current infrastructure still has to be maintained. The point about fauna in the article sounds like a paid expert giving testimony. Missing from the article is whether this might interfere with any telescopes. Given the way the national government rearranged people's lives in order to make way for their large radio observatory, what would be the result of this thing interfering with another government project? Would the people of Chengdu be treated to a fireworks show?

Dating app for Trump loners commits YUGE blunder: It leaks more than the West Wing

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Childcatcher

Re: Security staff

The security staff is so good, they can afford to work for free.

...and are worthy every bit as much.

Raspberry Pi fans up in arms as Mathematica disappears from Raspbian downloads

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Childcatcher

Cake?

Having cake and eating it is the new normal.

What the hell good is cake* if you can't eat it? What a ridiculous idiom!

* I know someone is going to make a comment about other kinds of cake. Don't.

EU aren't kidding: Sky watchdog breathes life into mad air taxi ideas

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Childcatcher

"All parachutes need plenty of height to deploy: very few people have survived a bail-out under 2000 ft."

----

Height, or forward speed can also deploy them. 1000 feet is more than enough height as any base jumper will tell you.

Alternatively, they could take a page from the various Mars landers and deploy a giant airbag to provide drag and perhaps some padding on impact.

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Childcatcher

Re: In Germany there actually is a strong push for those ideas in the ruling party

Flying cars can come later.

Not necessarily. Working things out in parallel speeds up overall progress. I very much agree with the statement that humans shouldn't be allowed to drive, so robot chauffeurs are mandatory for this to work but saying we shouldn't work on A because B is more pressing is a false dichotomy.

As to this increasing societal stratification, that's a temporary effect. So many things that we take for granted were once the purview of royalty, the nobility and the very wealthy. Spices and imported foods, transportation other than shank's mare (hell, how about the ability to move more than a few miles from home?), access to all sorts of arts, the ability to communicate with remote sites via text or voice or video... all of these things and many other started out as something the average person couldn't afford and then worked their way down to cheap ubiquity.