67 posts • joined 27 May 2011
"Our goal is every time you open Facebook, every time you look at the newsfeed... you see something that genuinely delights you,"
"I think we hit that more than we used to..."
No you do not.
Respect, but Movember is over dude.
"the differentiated advertising experience that you always dreamed of"
I refuse to believe that anyone dreams of an advertising experience.
..... and MS stumble onwards like a pissed up old fart ......
Queuing for a phone?
No, this is not a dream.
So do small headed people have quicker reactions?
"HEY PEA HEAD!!"
Didn't see that coming.
Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.
I'll risk the one I don't know thanks.
What's that smell?
My shitdrivelometer always goes off the scale when the sweaty one opens his mouth.
Gurn your way out of this one Steve.
Privacy - F**k you
Rothenberg, Zuckerberg - beware the berg - BEWARE.
Applicable to large unsinkable ships.
"it will not stop"
Imagine being pursued by this mechanical terror, you could forward roll (kiddy style) your way out of trouble having a five minute breather between every 20 rolls.
Restructure and adapt. Listening is a good starting point.
It is high time that Steve 'The Gurning Gibbon' Ballmer stepped down, if he loves MS he would.
An ounce of sympathy for apple in the house? ...............
old, crappy and happy
My Blackberry Bold still does the job for me - great battery life, good reception, camera okay, text based angry birds challenging.
I think about all the money I have saved not getting caught up in the 'must have' and 'upgrade' loop and smile.
When I am reading to my 2 year old and it happens to be a pop up book I think of my 3D tv.
I purchased my tv for 2d performance, it just happens to have 3d built-in.
Holy shit ...
Nice pic Steve
Yet more proof that you'll be hard pushed to find a close up still of Steve Ballmer where he does not look a complete twat.
"I need your cardigan, your slippers and your motability scooter." Oh and your corset.
Loved the T1 and T2 but it should have stopped there.
"a slight catch"
I can live with the "slight catch" thank you very much, a bit nitpicky if you ask me.
I can sense the grinding cogs of the Microsoft backtracking machine slowly coming to life.
MS - a stumbling drunk
I have owned every Xbox and Playstation ever released at one time or other but I cannot see myself purchasing the new Xbox. Who is making the decisions at MS? They stumble from one stupid decision to another like a pissed up old fart in the street, Windows, Office and now this - why has nobody been sacked? Why is that fist pumping idiot still in charge?
Sony can really benefit from all this but history tells us that is unlikely, I hope I am wrong.
I hope MS 'listen to their customers' and make changes to make the Xbox one an attractive option, will stick with my PC and Steam for now.
A perfect opportunity for Sony ......
.... watch them blow it big style.
Me, myself and I ... oh and me.
Sociopath alert!! Sociopath alert!!! woo woo woo
My "what a dick" detector went off the scale when I read this article.
Bit of an ugly mother, looks like a VCR from the 80's.
I would settle for a new 'Tie Fighter' game, with today's computing power it could be awesome.
EA please omit DRM, micro-transactions, DLCing the shit out it and always connected requirement and you have a winner.
He should be placed in a room with 10 boxes of which 9 are booby trapped to kill instantly on opening. He should then be asked to identify the safe box and open it using his amazing gadget.
If he can do it 3 times then let him go, seems fair.
If he refuses he should have a grenade shoved up his arse, minus the pin, and booted down some stairs.
Ahhhhh "Lab-on-DVD" misread it - thought it was a porno.
Samsung's new Galaxy S 4: iPhone assassin or Android also-ran?
Am I allowed to say I could not give a shit?
Zuck, call the world press next time you have a shit ... that might be mildly more interesting if a little aromatic/toxic.
Let me ...
... quickly adopt my 'not convinced' pose.
An ounce of sympathy in the house for MS anyone? .... hello? ........
Re: Good times ahead
My brother recently showed a friend BF3 on his pc and was gobsmacked as he had been playing on PS3, he immediately ordered a gaming pc. I will ask him why he bought a PC for gaming.
I must admit I am getting a little tired of the i(Device) naming convention, I know it's Apple but for me it's getting a tad cheesy.
Off for an iDump.
An ounce of sympathy for apple in the house? ...............
"Please bend over sir, this will be quite painful"
Off topic - kind of
I would still like to punch MZ's punchable face
I have just telepathically sent my views on this subject to all readers.
Nothing? pfft ... 'normal' freaks.
For me, MZ has a really punchable face.
€600 for failed attempted download by a 9 year old?
Next stop, the 'Thought Police'
12 hour stint, 2 hour nap .... respect lost :)
Interesting article on fanboyism here - http://techreport.com/blog/21294/the-science-of-fanboyism
You need to wake up people and stop feeding the greedy multi-nationals.
"Mum!! where's my Symbian forever t-shirt?"
Can somebody stop the world please, I want to get off.
What does this guy know? What a jerk!!!!
Where is the fun in these pants?
Nothing gives me greater pleasure than releasing a sphincter destroyer then tricking a work colleague into grabbing a gobful of my noxious gases.
After reading it was apparent that carrots do in fact sit a long time in the gut, I am sure I have not eaten any for a week.
"The embarrassing security hole"
Warning, understatement alert detected.
All very childish I am just glad that Apple don't make cars.
Not read article, read headline, immediate thought, 'fuck off Apple'
Does this really justify an 'event'?
Tefal are holding an event in New York next month unveiling their latest can opener, getting giddy thinking about it!!
disappointing=finding true value
Glad to hear they are sorting out the mobile ad issue and will soon be able to swamp mobile devices with ads.
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