Posts by atomic jam
69 posts • joined Thursday 26th May 2011 08:34 GMT
Re: Whats that wire for
It's to make it go forward, or if it's a kinky rouch, go back.
Re: "The little rover that could"
I though it was
Nuclear powered, laser gun toting planet botherer.
Re: Sorry i jumped the shark.
I had accidentally added "reghardware" or whatever to my content blocker, oops!
Sorry i jumped the shark.
I can see the pics now.
Pictures
...Please.
Walk this way...
Talk this way...
That song is going through my head after reading the article and watching the video!
Beer icon because that's how I walk when I have too much beer.
Re: Important
Hi there AC
I'm one of the two users you speak of, I'm probably one of the two users of Linux too. If you don't like Opera, don't use it and stop trolling. I use opera every day as Firefox is just too heavy for my wee rig, I don't find anything wrong with it. I don't like Chrome, it's too bland and has started asking for a log in (which can be ignored) and since I'm one of the two users of Linux, I can't use Internet Explorer to see what it's like.
I learned something today!
Remuneration
From Wikipedia (Sorry)
"Remuneration is the total compensation that an employee receives in exchange for the service they perform for their employer. Typically, this consists of monetary rewards, also referred to as wage or salary.[1] A number of complementary benefits, however, are increasingly popular remuneration mechanisms."
Icon because I spilled coffee on my nice white keyboard and now the qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq sticks.
Facebook offline, that means...
It's the end of the world so sell off your children, put down your pets and take that suicide pill you keep in shirt pocket .
Beer! It's Friday!
Posted in Vintage alien tech crash-lands in field
They travel 100's of lightyears
... just to play Etch A Sketch
"plus-or-minus 20 billion tons"
It' a pity my bank couldn't make a similar mistake.
Beer, it's that day of the week, roll on the night!
...and a period of just over 28 days.
so that means I'm 391 years old, cool, and people say I don't look a day under 30.
Eyes too close
The eyes are to close together, maybe thats why its extinct, no depth perception.
We need a "I wanna go back to bed" icon
New Battery Charger
It's a great way to recharge the batteries without needing a wall socket, and it would help the environment too. The government should hand these out for free.
Beer cause it's Friday!
Is that the new...
...hands free adapter.
They could go hands free with...
...one of these http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/26/ipad_fleshlight_design
That is so cool!
Made my day!
Paris Hilton, now everyone can enjoy her company.
Posted in Facebook litters Timeline with apps
No Relation
No I'm no relation to Goat Jam, I took my name from my love of all things Atomic and Jam!
And remember everyone, "Don't be bad be good and if you can't be good be lucky"
(That quote was sitting in my head all day, can't remember who said it though.)
Beer, cause I'm having one now.
Posted in Facebook litters Timeline with apps
@Von Krakenfart
I know I'm not truly free of them, and I know that I can reactivate my account at anytime.
But deactivating my account was a step in the right direction to claim my Internet independence.
I am no longer their product. (I hope)
And I'll have a drink to that!
Posted in Facebook litters Timeline with apps
I'm free!!!!
I left Facebook last week, and I feel great!
Albeit I am spending a lot of my time here now.
And I'm in the ...
... clear.
Posted in Oedipal shower romp wins crap sex award
@May I be the first..
Yes!
Now to slip into something a little more comfortable.
Barry, are you...
...related to Loverock Davidson.
It's Wednesday. I wish it were Friday, although that would make tomorrow yesterday.
Wasn't it originaly called
the "God damned Particle".
@"it would only take around 5100000 earth years..."
So... take a packed lunch, flask and a change of underwear.
Paris cause it's bound to get lonely on the way there.
It looks cool
but is it machine washable at 40 degrees?
Posted in Facebook disses Effin Irishwoman
Could be worse, she could be from Muff. (its a real place, Donegal)
Read Title.
Worms... in spaaaaaace!!!
They could be trained to repair satelites, or a certain Mars probe (Grunt).
They could also help to clear away the amount of junk thats floating around upthere.
No one has mentioned this so: May I be the first to welcome our new space fairing wriggling overlords.
Title "Optional"
Again, interesting, use it along side other search engines, and who knows, albeit, my Internet connection is slow as fuck, so to quote B.A from the A Team "I pity the fool who depends on my connection"
Need to get back to work and do whatever it is that I do.
Icon. because its cold in here.
Silicon!
See above
Re: Around 10 years ago...
A friend of mine is doing something similar using the Xbox Kinect( I think its called kinect, its the one with two cameras in it) for his Uni project. He is using matlab too.
Icon: A blonde walks into a bar, you'd think she'd had seen it </terribleJoke>
Served him right.
He started swearing at officers when they searched him, what did he think would happen, he could have complied with the officers, who found nothing anyway. Don't get me wrong, I like swearing, but all in moderation, and not at people who are going arrest you.
including teachertitties.com
teachertitties.com, made my day.
It's a conspiracy!!
What we are actually observing is the migration of Moonshrimp!
Posted in Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary Edition
Ditto
I too, loved the old Xbox game, I have it lying around somewhere, its not in good condition, but that doesn't matter as both my old Xbox consoles have died. I'll probably buy this sometime anyway just to take me back. I hope the old gfx support wide screen.
Argh, I'll have to play it now on the 360 (its backwards compatible with some games).
P.S. The scoped handgun was was my favorite weapon.
The icon is for the Covenant.
I hear a distent thunder
I see them coming over the horizon!
Why did I say I was 6ft tall and lived in a gold zeppelin mansion.
And why did I not post anonymously.
X-Factor
Q: What's that?
A: I think its on when your out having a beer, or watching QI.
More toys, more things to break down
More information for the driver! The only information a driver should be concerned with is what is in front of him/her, I've got two brothers who spend most of their driving time looking at the MPG read out than the fucking road, and I know of others who do the same, I don't have a fancy car with fancy displays, the ones I do use would be Speedometer and the red petrol light that grabs my attention once a week, the rest of my info comes from the road.
Beer ads
I've got one ad that comes up about Smithwicks, It just reminds to stock the fridge because I like Smickwicks, I don't click on the ad in case it goes away. I once was leaving a message for someone that had the word "old" in it, and I then seen ads for stair lifts and those granny buggies (Which are cool) being advertiesed. for ads I don't want I remove them choosing the "sexually explicit" option. <unrelated> I need to update my hosts file too </unrelated>
Beer because that's what I like
Re: Consider the difficulties inherent in Roman numerals
Vee, aye vee, aye aye aye, aye aye, aye......Blastoff!
And I immediatly hit the like button!
Oh, a friend request from Paris Hilton, this has to be real!
Re: Re: Canadian Beaver
Yes!
I've been playing games since the atari 2600 (i think), I even made games for the amstrad cpc464 with colour screen(green, It's a colour). Now i write monthly newsletters as well as look after various machines, I also write a monthly parody of my local newsletters, although I would get fired if my various boss type people knew what I was doing, luckily I know how to cover my tracks.
Raise a glass of the frothy stuff for games!
Canadian Beaver
I went on the same search ten years ago.
How time flies.
Americanised keyboards, the ", sorry, @ is in the wrong place!
What we're all forgetting is
what would you do if you had 12 minutes with a US government satellite?
The beer icon, because tonight, the hottest topic in the bar will be
"What would you do if you had 12 minutes with a US government satellite"
Posted in Google dumps + from Boolean search tool
Thanks for that.
Now for another +coffee to replace the one I spilled.
Posted in HTC Radar WinPho 7.5 smartphone
Choice
I think what people here are forgetting is that consumers like ourselves now have more products to chose from, and I like choice. What I've also seen here is that there are people slaggin off windows phone because it has a low market share, I use an operating system thats got a very low market share, as well as one thats got a very high market share, and I use the one with the low market share 90% of the time, because I choose to, because I like to. Windows phone will have people buy and use them because they enjoy to, and if they don't they could always try something else.
The alien icon, because I'm on my second run through of Dead Space 2!
Title
I'm not a smart phone user, but I'll watch this to see how it pans out for all OS's involved.
Argh...I've got work to do.
