1598 posts • joined Tuesday 24th May 2011 18:59 GMT
The martian overlords are actually cats...which is why this baby is equipped with a nuclear powered laser death ray and suitably named.
Re: This time we come in peace
..unless you're a martian cat, with a fear of robotic, nuclear powered lazer death rays.
I wonder if martian cats have got the equivilent of a John Connor..?
Re: Apple and Koh follow the same motto
You might need to. Apple has "exiled" a lot of the older mac mini's by banning them from Lion onwards.
No wonder they shelved it...check out the location of the return and delete key. Right next to each other.
Does anyone else see this as a perfect way to get yourself into accidentally, but embarrasingly situations online? Especially on sites with no "delete/modify post" options.
It's the thin end of the wedge...
Soon they'll also be riding around in uncrashable robot horses, using light sabres instead of swords (without the decapitation ability), virtual pools where you swim in VR, or use a games console and running, where they all use joint-injury-friendly treadmills.
Surely the skill of the shooter was being able to anticipate and compensate for gravity, wind, temperature etc, and well as physical control of heart rate, breathing etc to obtain the perfect shot?
Lasers just seem like...cheating.
If you work for a 3D printing company, then yes, you are. They'll all be banned shortly, just you wait.
There has to be. It's where Goldfinger keeps his pile of uncontaminated gold.
Why trends don't predict the future
If they did we'd only use 1 watt of power per year...
...and we'd be charged £20,000 for it.
Re: Rich coming from you g e @DJ
..and that's better than having ASLR actually running on the product earlier...how, exactly?
How long it takes is irrelevant - what counts is *when* it's actually running on consumer devices.
And even then, Jun 2012 is only on Nexus devices...other consumers will need to wait even longer until their vendor releases it. So actually it's 1 year...*and still counting*.
As long as HL3 is not going to be delayed, gabe can do what he likes.
HL3 *will* be here soon, eh Gabe...?
Apple are trying to stick Samsung for 2.5bn for some patent "violations", so a whole suite of patents as defence and offensive weapons is probably worth it, and could easily repay itself over the patent lifetimes.
I'd rather it hadn't all come to this mind you. Bloody patent bollocks.
And the more we make security and PC's idiot proof, the better the idiots become at compromising their machines through stupidity.
As trolls go this one is pretty poor. "Must do better".
For one, they're called "Fandroids" or "Haters", IIRC. And like the "Fanbois", they are in the minority.
Most techs here are pretty agnostic, but won't tolerate Corporate Crap like this, regardless who instigates it (see also: MS, Oracle, Sage, most of the UK ISP's etc etc).
Re: @ Neil Greatorex - @ andreas koch
Renault 4's were - and are - bloody great. At least pre-1974. Drive (a concours) one today, and you will be invited to parties. You will become much more interesting, especially compared to Mr Porsche. And they'll get you fit too...how many other cars come with ergonomically designed pulling handles on the front as standard for when (not if) you break down?
And a concours version will cost real ££££ and holding their value.
See also: Original Fiat 500's, 2CV's, Alpha spiders, MG's,
Sanctions on AV imposed by "enemies of Iran".
But downloading a free version off the interwebs would be ok, right? So Iran's IT infrastructure is not completely fair game like the Wild West?
Re: Silly cone
Given the lack of popularity of plastic surgery in Switzerland and the lack of mating opportunities being buried in an underground tunnel 12hrs a day with other boffins entails...I doubt it.
In the lab one day..
Boffin 1: Ok, I divided this with this...and I've got a 3 left over.
Boffin 2: Hmmm. Long division wasn't my forte either.
B1: If I publish this, I'll look like a muppet who can't divide.
B2: I know - just pretend it's the sign of an "extra dimension". I've got a few sums that don't work either which I can bury in there too.
B1: But won't someone check our workings?
B2: Pfft. They're as good at long division as we are. Plus they don't have their own LHC to compare results to either.
B1: ..and it'll give us an excuse for the grant extension!
Re: Am I over-interpreting this...
It'll be a cold, cold day in hell before any of those twats are proven right.
The pun and irony of that statement was intended.
3 days on the trot
Training 3 days in a row - wise/unwise?
Personally, my plan (and chosen sport specialisation) means 3 days on the trot is unachievable, from a results perspective.
If I reduced intensity (and variety), I could do 3 days - or even daily - but from a training perspective I'd just be doing "Diary Roughage".ie all bulk, no quality. And it would bore me.
Don't worry the..
..brigade will attempt to squash this idea before it goes an further. And if they don't win, the bible bashers will be along right behind them. The kill joys.
Re: Not bad...
Not quite the same as the herd that are already saying they'll buy the unspec'ed unseen iphone5 when it comes out, just because it's got a picture of a fruit on the back.
Damn. And I thought it might be because some of them were reaching the end of their iPhone 4 contracts, and being happy with IOS in general, would simply buy the latest version. This is not a behaviour limited to phone brands - many car buyers/leasers apply the same logic.
Written on Galaxy Note btw.
Re: bio-engineered rat jellyfish?
I have visions of the legendary "The Thing" being remade...as a documentary.
<-- This says it all.
ouch! ouch! ouch!
My 1 Amp phone charger gets too hot to hold here (it is charging a less-than-economical Galaxy note, mind you).
What would 5 Amps per port feel like in an even smaller and more enclosed form factor?
And if it can drive 5 Amps as a charging service, won't we overheat the batteries too? (back to the galaxy - my 3030 mAh battery can hit 50'c easily while charging at room temperature).
While such technology sounds good, I think the "human factor" has been overlooked slightly.
Re: “will showcase the great diversity and quality of British food
You forgot eel pie. And all the dessert pies.
Re: Wow! - Swiss bulbs @ AC
One thing I've alway pondered...in a tunnel, even ones 4-5km long, the roof centre is lined in continuous line of strip lights.
Yet none are ever popped. Or even flickering.
Who replaces them? And when? (the tunnels are rarely shut) And how?
Re: "excuse me The Black Hole is an Awesome movie"
Nah - it was pretty cool - especially if you were 10 years old.
It also meant you didn't read anything homo-erotic into the whole maximilian/Reinhardt thing at the end. You just wondered what the f* was going on.
Re: "Outside of the Geekville city limits Linux on the desktop is a joke".
Being a boring spreadsheet company is no bad thing...
...if you can make a spreadsheet people actually want, isn't a bloated PoS, and has an even remotely usable interface.
It's clean enough to satisfy the Swiss!
Oh man, I can't wait to see how Apple weasel word their way out of this one. They'll probably even manage to turn this to their advantage; they are the masters of weasel words.
Whoever said creativity was dead...
Re: What's with all the Vista comparisons?
Windows 7 & 8 still have the same crazy hardware requirements - it's just that those hardware requirements are easily and cheaply available now, and the stuff you buy off the shelf easily exceeds it.
This is not a virtue on MS - it's just the pace of hardware development overtook the minimum requires. And even then, MS are just taking a more "liberal" view on what minimum means. To have an actual real-life useable and unlaggy machine still needs pretty significant hardware.
Re: Beginning of the end...
"Calm down dear..."
I wouldn't be too negative - people like you cast the same negative 'it's-certain-to-fail' doom on the ipad, and look what happened to that.
It'll sell, no doubt about that. Will it change the computing world, and catapult MS back to the top of the "must have" heap? God no. The unrelenting slow slide in fortunes will continue unabated.
...pity it's an LG. Here's hoping some kind gent ports JB to it, because you can be sure LG won't be in any hurry.
Only problem with this phone is the looks. The average punter will simply overlook it on the shelf with all the other latest and greatest shininess. Which is a shame.
Looks like you're an *even more* secret Fanboi, Mr "AC-whos-post-history-is-concealed".
Sorry, but Skype - for all its problems - is at least platform agnostic, and even Fanbois realise that not all their friends have been absorbed into the Apple Collective.
So there's a surprising amount of iphone users with it installed.
Re: That and...
Personally, I'd love to see the 'revenue' and 'registered users' graphs with markers for everytime they added to or bumped the pricing model in ebay. I'd put real money down that they showed a decrease every time.
They really do take the piss now.
Re: Oh Joy @ Boris
Wow. Typed that elegantly intelectual response in Office 2013 I see...
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