1601 posts • joined 24 May 2011
Re: Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs....
"If it's a fast ship?"
"You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon? It's the only ship that can x-ray your whole body into radioactive sludge in the time it takes to do the Kessel run"
Re: The Microsoft Security Hole Cluster
Errr...Isn't the first MCP exam entitled "Windows XP/7"?
The "Active Directory design" one maybe...a few fail that...but the "XP/7" one...?
<-- in more ways than one.
Re: How about ....
Yo mamma so fat even Einstein said "daaayyyym"
Re: Buses, huh?
Just be thankful it's not bendy buses. You'd need a bit less of them, but half of them would be on fire.
Point of order: Privacy is not secrecy, before anyone asks. But yes, privacy ftw here - just don't ask about the communal naked sauna's. Some exceptions are allowed.
Re: Vampires are now soooo 1830s, dear!
Steam-powered brass robots doing "that dance".
Re: It's not a security hole
"twixt" - Illecebrous indeed.
Re: It's not a security hole
1. In order to run this jailbreak, you need to have a second machine with Visual Studio running a remote debugger session to the Windows RT device.
For now. But there's blood in the water, and progress will be made. Put the kettle on - won't be long.
2. There is no pre-compiled ARM software out there for WinRT. You'd have to write your own.
The first ones will be permanent rootkits (malicous or intentional), and they'll be on the blackmarket in 3...2...1...
3. Even if you did, the jailbreak does not - and cannot! - survive a boot. So one boot later, your imaginary software won't run unless you jailbreak the device again, using the VS remote debugger.
Won't really matter if you've loaded your rootkit from step 2
4. The stuff Microsoft charges for is Windows Store apps, and you can already sideload those - in fact, MSDN specifies exactly how to do it. Not exactly a big money-saving secret.
Once I've got my rootkit running, I'll sideload, download, diagonalload, throughload and circleload to my hearts content. You might want to clarify that you need an enterprise licences to officially sideload.
Re: "Even the fanboi's aren't that gullible."
If it's an overpriced incremental upgrade than anyone with common sense would avoid buying or using, then yes. Yes it is.
<-- for me.
Re: Sell Apple Stock
I'd agree - top of the curve I recon, and nothing fantastic in the 2013 pipeline given all the "tick" incremental upgrades last year. No "tock" products or upgrades I recon.
tight-fisted fanbois blamed
Or maybe...just maybe...the Iphone 5 wasn't good enough to fork out for?
Even the fanboi's aren't that gullible.
The point here is money, because as the author correctly notes - you don't know what you're actually spending. So invariably you spend more than expected. Which I'm sure was Disney's plan from the start.
Behaviour tracking is just a bonus.
Re: Again - no Ethernet socket? Socket to me, baby!
Some application using on the corporate level cannot be accessed over a unsecure LAN. This means cert-based authentication via SSL channel to a virtual App session over closed wire connection.
Lenovo = corporate, so this is indeed an omission. 30 bucks per adapter x the total users in the department in question = lots of money.
Helicopter...because some app need to be really REALLY secured from prying eyes.
Glass half full
I prefer to think of this as a good idea. Most security issues are PEBCAK's, so raising awareness there is a good thing.
Better than doing jack shit at least.
Actually the glass is empty. Another please barman!
X prize ver 2.0
NASA is not yet able to "do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs,"
Yep, but I bet the boys at Ansari are wording the scope of the next prize right as we speak...
Reuters rubbishes report rubbishing cheap iPhone rumor .
For the sake of consistency, I think I'll rubbish this article about Reuters rubbishing a report which rubbishes cheap iPhone rumors.
Cue downvotes to rubbish my post about rubbishing this article about Reuters rubbishing a report which rubbishes cheap iPhone rumors.
Load of rubbish if you ask me.
Did anyone else spot the depressing irony that we had to ship our SA80's to the GERMANS for them to work correctly?
BAE systems...if their weapons were as efficient as their ability to suck tax pounds out of every wallet, we'd still be an empire.
Way to completely miss the point.
Do you *really* think jailbreaking - in whatever form - should be this easy on an MS operating system / hardware device in 2013?
Netham45 reckons you can jailbreak a slab in about 20 seconds just by running the runExploit.bat file on the tablet and pressing a button
Even more damning will be that improving/fixing this particular security issue will probably be harder for the end user than running the hack in the first place...
New tool jailbreaks Microsoft Surface slabs in 20 SECONDS
Good to see MS's security initiative delivering results...
Re: Measure Twice, Cut Once
My query in - 112 days? Why not..say...100?
112 seems very specific, and reaks of an arbitrary calculation done somewhere.
And need i ask what punishment youd meter out to the actual mastermind of the whole thing - Assange?
Re: DDOS attacks....
Cheap...no. If it's done right.
You need to pay for the upstream filtering at the ISP, configure the rule scenarios and then there's the DNS re-direction and hosting to consider. The things you can do locally (rule-based request filtering, window resizing, run site in no graphics/maintenance mode, etc) only take you so far. They won't protect you from 50gbits of layer 2/3 traffic - 100,000 SYN-ACK/ACK's (or RST's) per second still adds up, and chances are the CLOSE_WAITS alone will kill your server.
..should I bring wine?
Photo's query for El Reg
I'd love to know...how do you get the photo's so sharp and clear?
Mine usually start like thins, but after 3-4 months, my camera pics end up "cloudy", regardless of how much oil-removal cleaning I do.
Re: scale of photo
It's about 2,000 London buses wide, and 3,000 Brontasaurases long. xx number of Olympic swimming pools of water have been poured on, and...ok, you get the picture.
New glasses required
Watch its Earth flyby live tonight
Watching a semi-reflective 325m object travelling at high speed 36,000km away...looks like I'll be needing new glasses then. And that's even assuming there clouds will let you see any of the night sky at all.
Good to see...
...some vendors having fun with the tech.
"Do you think we build a 1tb USB stick? It's completely stupid, but I've got all the bits lying about right here..."
"Yeah, why the f* not. I'll get my soldering iron."
The ultimate Wacom tablet this will be. Much money it will cost. Strong with the windo....errrr....dark side it is.
Slightly off topic query
I see it's equiped with voice command...
...does anyone actually use voice command on these things? (I include Siri in this too btw). I've yet to see anyone actually use it, or even talk about instances when they did use it.
Do I detect some New Labour style spin here? "luxury mountaintop gaffe"? I think the word your looking for are:
"Evil Lair of doom"
Is the "complete rebuild" anything to do with the contstruction of the submarine base/rocket base/death ray underneath? If so, you'll definitely need more than 1.5kw. And a self destruction button.
Re: Hey you, corporations, pay yer bloody fair share of tax!
Turns out they all usually pay the correct amount of tax. Whether you think its fair or not is another issue.
As usual: avoidance != evasion.
1. Place bill for 340m
2. Barter loudly for 20 minutes, with much hand waving and posturing
3. Settle on bill for £24.50 plus £1,000 in cash to each inspector for their "expenses"
Re: I quite like . . .
Obfuscating the start menu seems a strange thing to do...
Possible replacements for "strange":
Re: Too much touch stuff.
Sell OS upgrade on touch capability to a market where 99% of customers have no touch hardware. Even if they wanted to, there's almost no touch hardware updates other than complete machine replacement.
Ergo: Upgrade sales in the toilet, causing a full depedency on the natural machine replacement cycle for licence sales. Which is also in the toilet.
Which begs the question, what is the current penalty for calling The Register ?
It's the death penalty, of course. Surprised you needed to ask.
Re: Who swallowed a dictionary?
adumbrates - word of the year already, and it's only January!
New iphone factor?
Bollox to that.
Just break out the old tooling for the 3G(S), and bingo, job done. Saves on R&D and new product costs, can be fired up in a few months, can be provided cheapy and would not detract from sales of existing 4S/5 sales in the developed world (who are unlikely to want the old model).
Only thing Apple need to actually think about would be "allowing" iOS6 to run on the older hardware.
This is not a solution
Frankly, given the standard of some drivers, some modern gadgets need *removed* from the car, not added - all the better for them to concentrate on what they supposed to be doing in the first place.
The only gadget I can imagine needs added to a car is a faraday cage to make handheld mobile use effectively useless.
Re: Suggestions for next monitor article
Answering my own question...
Apparently the all-in-one Lenovo ideacentre A720 has a 27" touch screen (I can't find the resolution specs tho') with Win8.
All fine and dandy, but I'm looking for the panel on it's own.
*Edit: Turns out it's only 1920x1080. Boo. Turns out I want the XPS One 27 for 2500x1440 with touch.
Suggestions for next monitor article
...a review of 27" 2600x1440 models please.
Ones with win8 touch certification would be a bonus (no, please don't ask...it's not my idea...).
Point of order: Calamari, surely?
And I had exactly the same thoughts re: Japanese research btw.
Meanwhile...on 55 Cancri e
Alien 1: "Well, we've found tons of uninhabitable planets with liquid H20 that are way too cold and have feeble gravity, but no diamond cored planets. We might have to face the prospect of being alone in the Universe."
Alien 2: "Bugger."
At 3.6 cm in, the drill bit jams and snaps off, leaving a broken piece 1.2 cm long in the hole.
Aaah, good to see NASA shop at B&Q too.
...so only 1 Oracle enterprise licence pirated then?
....the dominant social network is going to buy bargain storage...
Big org buys near-commodity kit at cheaper price non-shock.
Over-priced vendors of same commodity kit in sour grapes outburst non-shock.
It's Cliff's fault
Personally, I think it's Cliff's fault - he is the real world equivilent of Johnny Saveloy, and had he been mortal would have keeled over years ago and this copyright problem would not have needed solving.
That's strange...whenever my Dr Watson runs, I just get error messages. How do you enable the sentience feature...?
Re: Overheard conversation
Terrible disgusting things?
And yet they probably watched "X facta" and "Strictly no brain activity"? Oh the hypocracy.
- Updated Zucker punched: Google gobbles Facebook-wooed Titan Aerospace
- Elon Musk's LEAKY THRUSTER gas stalls Space Station supply run
- Windows 8.1, which you probably haven't upgraded to yet, ALREADY OBSOLETE
- FOUR DAYS: That's how long it took to crack Galaxy S5 fingerscanner
- Did a date calculation bug just cost hard-up Co-op Bank £110m?