* Posts by Brewster's Angle Grinder

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Grav wave boffins are unsure if they just spotted the smallest black hole or the biggest neutron star seen yet

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Re: Can't neutron stars grow bigger from accretion?

When neutron stars merge, as when anything merges, they tend to shed mass in spectacular fashion. (Astrophysics: the science for people who like big explosions seen from a safe distance.)

Accreting material gets burnt in a jet of X-rays. I'm not sure you could get enough mass from the ash to bulk up the star. But if it got too heavy, it would suffer explosive collapse which might produce a black hole or might produce another neutron star.

The real problem is we don't have a solid value for the upper limit for neutron stars. If Wikipedia is to be believed, this object is slightly lighter than the heaviest neutron star known (2.74M) And that's in pretty good agreement with the lightest stellar black hole (ibid - scroll down). But there's no theoretical minimum mass for a black hole and merging objects could, after shedding some mass, produce one that was, ahem. lighter than the upper limit for neutron stars. So it's probably a black hole

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Re: So too small for a black hole and too big for a neutron star

You need to type up a few equations first.

Laws on police facial recognition aren't tough enough, UK data watchdog barrister tells Court of Appeal

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Re: Not surprised

To be honest, you'll have to explain to me why a situation demanded Skype. Was it a video call where they were showing images? Did the recipient only have a laptop? What were the specifics that meant carrier pigeons couldn't be substitute for Skype?

Machine-learning models trained on pre-COVID data are now completely out of whack, says Gartner

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I initially downvoted that but then changed my mind. Even the country which is Covid-19 "free" still has border restrictions affecting the economy.

Facebook accused of trying to bypass GDPR, slurp domain owners' personal Whois info via an obscure process

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A bar set so low it's subterranean...

"Its representative continues to claim that being a registered trademark holder is sufficient to be granted full access to the Whois database"

Fortunately, I own the registered trademark for FacebookSucks™ so I will be able to Zuckerberg's registration details. And I will fund my legal defence by spamming everybody else in the whois database.

Ex-barrister reckons he has a privacy-preserving solution to Britain's smut ban plans

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Re: Mind of a teenager

"Whats the next thing i do? Give up on looking at b00bs or start scouring the internet for a browser / media player that doesnt check this new DRM thing?"

Unfortunately, as a teenager, you wanted to be cool and have the same phone your mates had. So you're stuck with an iPhone. And Apple won't let you install other media players.

Boffins find that over nine out of ten 'ethical' hackers are being a bit naughty when it comes to cloud services

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Colour? Mine is 50% magenta.

If they're wearing a hat, they're defo not hackers. As any fule kno: hackers wear hoodies.

Customers of Brit ISP Virgin Media have downloaded an extra 325GB since March, though we can't think why

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I was going to joke it was me downloading simulators from Apple. (2gig/pop) But I've barely scratched the surface of what you guys are capable of.

If you're despairing at staff sharing admin passwords, look on the bright side. That's CIA-grade security

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The entropic decrease of entropy

We're confusing two different things - statistical randomness and predictability. We really want passwords that are unpredictable but we use statistical randomness as a proxy since it's all but impossible to know whether a string of bits is predictable.

This is deep philosophical water. But if our dictionary of predictable strings constantly expands then the likelihood of password being predicted increases with time. So "entropy" (randomness) of passwords decreases over time until we hit a tipping point when the dictionary becomes unmanageably big. At which point we have to remove the least likely passwords - for predictable values of "least likely".

Germany prepares to launch COVID-19 contact-tracing app 'this week' while UK version stuck in development hell

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"...harmless like the coronaviruses that cause common colds."

I'm not sure we have a clear picture of that. People who die with or because of "flu" aren't routinely tested to see what viruses are actually present. I've read papers suggesting the endemic coronaviruses are often diagnosed as flu but might be orders of magnitude more dangerous that typical "seasonal" strains of influenza. I've lost the link.

The rest is fine. It's been suggested each of us have 8-12 chronic, "asymptomatic" viral passengers. It's certainly reasonable that some of us might be immune. It could also be that most of the people who are going to spread covid-19 far and wide have already contracted it. The spread from here on in could be much slower with flare ups as it reaches superspreaders who haven't been in contact with other superspreaders and that ignites an isolated chain.

You know Facebook has an image problem when major nonprofits start turning down donations over political lies

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The year is 2220. And a crowd of thousands cheers as the statue of Zuckerberg is pulled from its plinth and sent splashing into the harbour.

Sponge code borks square AI brains, sucking up compute power in novel attack against machine-learning systems

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Re: Artificial intelligence

The human brain is massively parallel, though. It also has the advantage of a lot more data - it's looking at the shapes, not a set of bytes.

There's probably a whole bunch of neurons representing portions of letter-shapes which trigger. The neuron which recognises "explainable" sees most of its triggers and says "could be me - not 100%". But no other neuron triggers so the next level goes with that.

And of course, if that subconscious process goes wrong, there's the conscious process which can recognise the mistake and retask the subconscious process to examine it more closely.

Moore's Law is deader than corduroy bell bottoms. But with a bit of smart coding it's not the end of the road

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Re: optimize / optimise

Self modifying code was a lot of fun. But an absolute bastard to maintain. And lets face it: memory, even cache, isn't in short supply and writing to the code segment is a security nightmare.

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Re: C rocks.

When I moved from asm to C and discovered null terminated strings were the norm I had a heart attack. It was a real step down. The problems you outline are just the beginning.

It could be 'five to ten years' before the world finally drags itself away from IPv4

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Re: Doomed to eternal limbo

"...many protocols have been redesigned to work with nat and often losing features or performance in the process..."

It's telling that people would go to those lengths and put up with those inconvenienced in order to avoid IPv6.

We spent billions building atom smashers – and now boffins think nature's doing the same thing for free?

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There is a whole field devoted to understanding the sound of stars - astroseismology. There's even a wiki page covering it for neutron stars.

If you're being pedantic, and depending on the field, you might restrict sound waves to longitudinal modes of pressure waves. But they'll be in any medium. And the speed of sound is going to be important to analysing these and/or allow you to deduce important information about the medium and it's internal structure.

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Re: Fascinating stuff

"It does beg the question of whether it might even be possible for the speed of sound to be faster than the speed of light.

In order for a pressure wave to pass through a medium, the particles have to react to each other. That reaction---the force that causes them to move---is typically communicated through light (photons) so particles can't react to each other faster than photons can shuffle between them.

Light isn't the only option. But all massless bosons (e.g. gluons) are limited to the speed of light. And massive particles always travel slower than massless ones. So particles can't react faster to each other than light can move between them. And if they can't react faster than light, then a sound wave can't propagate faster than light.

There are probably issues close to the Planck scale. But I'm not sure they apply here.

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A mechanical pressure wave nearly always makes sense and is a useful physical property of a medium.

Nice wallpaper you've got there. It would be a shame if it bricked your phone

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In the good ol' days, we'd have written all over the stack and it'd've worked fine - mostly...

Well there's this new-fangled thing called automatic bounds checking. If you try to access an out of range index it throws an exception and your code catches... Oh.

Well, the worst that can happen is it safely takes out the process without corrupting memory. It can then be restarted and... Oh.

Maybe we do need to think about this a bit more carefully. This error checking stuff is quite hard, isn't it?

cmd.exe is dead, long live PowerShell: Microsoft leads aged command-line interpreter out into 'maintenance mode'

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ICON------------------------------------------------------------------------------------>

Who the hell uses a cmd.exe? Surely your text editor has a command-line that does everything you need? Or, at a push, you use bash on the linux subsystem.

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Re: It's verbose, but logical... usually...

I'm wanted to find out what version of powershell I have. So I opened it up and tried ver (the cmd.exe equivalent), and then version and help, all with no luck. I had to hit google to find out it's Get-Host. As newbie, it wasn't the thing that popped into my head.

Linus Torvalds drops Intel and adopts 32-core AMD Ryzen Threadripper on personal PC

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Re: AMD Dreams

Itanium was a mixture of second system syndrome and a genuine attempt to overcome the limitations of x86. But in the end, it failed even on technical grounds - it just didn't perform. It relies heavily on static analysis which is very inflexible. Run-time analysis enables you to have completely different cores optimising the code for the resources they have without recompilation.

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Re: New PC

Was that a sin off?

Apple, Google begin to spread pro-privacy, batt-friendly coronavirus contact-tracing API for phone apps

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Re: "the politically fraught task of policing home-grown implementations"

"Googapple"

I propose we take the "App" from Apple and the "le" from Google and make the portmanteau for the the combined Apple-Google collective: LeApp.

If you're appy and you know it: The Huawei P40 Pro conclusively proves that top-notch specs aren't everything

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Re: Chocolate teapot

"It's the functionality they want..."

But the functionality they want is to join Whatsapp or Zoom conversations and to (apparently) access Google Drive natively and all the other functionality apps provide...

You overstepped and infringed British sovereignty, Court of Appeal tells US in software companies' copyright battle

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For all its faults, the law stops us turning into an elected dictatorship. The law can and does constrain the government. Notable examples include the government's attempt at prorogation and the time I beat the government in court myself.

Penny smart and dollar stupid: IT jobs slashed in US, UK, Europe to cut costs – just when we need staff the most

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Re: Worst case scenario

Out of interest, did you ever raise the potential for a global pandemic to shut down the world economy?

What do you call megabucks Microsoft? No really, it's not a joke. El Reg needs you

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Re: Big Grey

I was going to say "Big Flaccid".

But "Bit Flaccid" is almost a direct translation of their name and a summary of their current corporate position.

Nervous, Adobe? It took 16 years, but open-source vector graphics editor Inkscape now works properly on macOS

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I can't get on with Inkscape; I've tried quite hard but it doesn't work the way I work. I had the same problem with CorelDraw and most CorelDraw derived software. Inkscape is also missing a few critical features.

Gimp I get on with a lot better - it's consistent and where it's incompatible with Photoshop the Gimp way is often better, once you've got used to it. (Although, my God, do its file dialogs take forever to open.)

Academics demand answers from NHS over potential data timebomb ticking inside new UK contact-tracing app

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Re: How to stop people from having "fun"

"they enter a few of the persons details, and it generates a code, perhaps using the persons details as a seed, to make it unique, so no one else could use it?"

I'm hoping there'll be private keys involved. But the keys and the algorithm used to generate the code will leak - far too many people will need it.

India to build contact-tracing app for feature phones that still use 2G, don't have Bluetooth and can't run apps

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It worked in South Korea - the ususal source:

In South Korea, a non-app-based system was used to perform contact tracing. Instead of using a dedicated app, the system gathered tracking information from a variety of sources including mobile device tracking data and card transaction data, and combined these to generate notices via text messages to potentially-infected individuals.

Microsoft decrees that all high-school IT teachers were wrong: Double spaces now flagged as typos in Word

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Re: So what's their position on Oxford commas?

So the AI that's adjusting the spacing will grok the content and determine whether it's the end of a sentence or an abbreviation?

I'm playing devil's advocate here - not least because these dots are rarely used. But the software could treat two spaces after a full stop as an end of sentence marker and adjust the kerning accordingly. Contrast this with an algorithm that expands the spacing following a full stop unless it's a single letter (J. R. R. Tolkien) or on a list of (hopefully) user-definable abbreviations. And the user has now go to realise this is happening, locate the list of abbreviations and add every abbreviation they want to use (and never use the abbreviation at the end of a sentence.) All because...?

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So what's their position on Oxford commas?

A full stop and a single space could be the end of an abbreviation, if you're the kind of person who still writes "Dr. Smith". Double space disambiguates that.

Somewhere, way out there, two black holes, one large and one small, merged. And here on Earth, we detected the gravitational wave blast

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Re: Another silly question...

Black holes a couple of orders of magnitude bigger than these are really rare (I'm not sure there are confirmed example) so finding two merging into each other would set scientists abuzz.

But in black hole terms, they're only medium sized "intermediate mass". Supermassive black holes are a lot heftier; for example, the one at the centre of the Milky Way is 4 million M.

So how do the coronavirus smartphone tracking apps actually work and should you download one to help?

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Re: Maybe I have missed the point

You've confusing antigen and antibody testing. "Antigen test" is a synonym for the PCR tests used to find parts of the virus RNA (they're testing for the presence of the antigen itself); antibody tests are serological tests for the presence of, well, antibodies.

In the case of SARS and, it appears, SARS CoV2, the memory B cells lapse quickly and it's only the T cells that linger. That's making antibody testing harder. It's also possibly that contributing to instances of "reinfection". (Although, I'm still inclined to believe false negatives - PCR is pretty accurate but getting swabs with a sample can be hard. And T cells were sufficient to fight off SARS 17 years are initial infection.)

COVID-19 is pretty nasty but maybe this is taking social distancing too far? Universe may not be expanding equally in all directions

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As always, neutrinos are left out the mix.

Point 1 is the only point that's fine - at least as I parse it. Photons and other particles experience identical "mechanisms of motion" (geometry) which is why light bends round stars and black holes. But, obviously, without a quantum theory of gravity we can't be certain.

Please, just stop downloading apps from unofficial stores: Android users hit with 'unkillable malware'

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Landfill Android

"...which are old and out of date..."

And I'm sure my upgrade will be along RSN. Any day now. I'm just waiting for that notification and then I'll straight away upgrade. Coz, other than that, this phone works fine.

If you thought black holes only came in S or XXXL, guess again, maybe: Elusive mid-mass void spotted eating star

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Re: Only in Astronomy

In ballpark terms, a star can range 0.1 - 100M. Wikipedia has a list of some inferred superweights - with it topping out at 315 M for R136a1.

However, big stars tend to be shed a lot of mass duriing their short lifetimes, and turning into a blackhole typically involves shedding even more. So those aren't good guides to black hole masses. OTOH, a lot of star systems are binaries so a black hole can easily double it mass by slurping up its partner.

Zoom's end-to-end encryption isn't actually end-to-end at all. Good thing the PM isn't using it for Cabinet calls. Oh, for f...

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Re: Security Services

I'm hoping it's PR and that they played with Zoom so they could say, "See, we're all in it together - we're using Zoom like you plebs" before switching to something more secure.

Sun storm probe OK'd: 'Our motivation is a fascinating signal that we have detected for decades but never been able to make an image of'

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Re: Interesting project

Yeah, stock interferometry. Their press release goes into a bit more detail.

The signals in question are observed down to 30kHz (10km). Although, according to the press release, they're only planning to look from 100kHz (3km) to 25 MHz (12m).

They're using off the shelf "GPS" which they think will be able to pin down the sats to under a metre (a fifteenth of the wavelength at 25 MHz) and claim the satellites' positions "do not need to be controlled to better than 1 km".

Good luck to them!

What happens when the maintainer of a JS library downloaded 26m times a week goes to prison for killing someone with a motorbike? Core-js just found out

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*cough* electron *cough*

I've just installed electron to start evaluating it. And this was spewed to the console:

Thank you for using core-js ( https://github.com/zloirock/core-js ) for polyfilling JavaScript standard library!

The project needs your help! Please consider supporting of core-js on Open Collective or Patreon:

> https://opencollective.com/core-js

> https://www.patreon.com/zloirock

Also, the author of core-js ( https://github.com/zloirock ) is looking for a good job -)

The author is available to start any employment opportunities in eighteen months...

Brit housing association blabs 3,500 folks' sexual orientation, ethnicity in email blunder

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Re: They emailed...

"Oh well, just change all of them!"

That rule only applies for people called "Perky Pat".

Bad news: Coronavirus is spreading rapidly across the world. Good news: Nitrogen dioxide levels are decreasing and the air on Earth is cleaner

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Re: Pharmacologists on el Reg?

"I just put some baby soap in a pan of boiling water and breathed in the fumes under a towel and fuck me if my breathing isn't a lot clearer."

When you get bunged up again, try it without the soap. I think you'll find the effect is about the same - and probably slightly less than if you add something like Olbas Oil to the water.

NASA to launch 247 petabytes of data into AWS – but forgot about eye-watering cloudy egress costs before lift-off

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Re: Just wondering

Damn space scientists - always with their heads stuck in the clouds.

CLOUD ICON ---->

Mercury, the closest planet to the Sun, surely has no frozen water, right? Guess again: Solar winds form ice

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Re: Interesting process

I reckon we put in a new moon. We could "borrow" one of the dwarf planets. If we got it in close enough it would stir up Mars' interior and, given a few millions years, get the magnetic field humming again.

And, much like the Earth/Moon system, our new Mars/moon system would orbit its barycentre. So, if we plum for the obvious choice, we'd have Ceres in parallel with Mars.

Sorry. That was a helluva lot of set up for a really lame joke.

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A loud place

"...convection currents..."

SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP. I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THE HURRICANE-FORCE WINDS.

Apple grudgingly opens up its check book, pays VirnetX $454m in patent royalties after a decade of wrangling

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Re: Here's the detail

If Apple had any sense they'd use some of their money to lobby for patent reform. But one suspects that, under the current system, they gain more than they lose.

IBM veep partly blamed Sopra Steria for collapse of £155m Co-Op Insurance Agile project

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Mushroom

Now I want to see a graph of rejected defects and a graph of accepted defects. If IBM are blameless then the latter should look like a typical S shaped curve. But if that defect list 'grew at a "linear" rate over time' then IBM are just blowing smoke.

ICON FOR BLOWING SMOKE ---->

Microsoft frees Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 from the shackles of, er, Windows?

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Coat

Use a cat. They're nice and soft - if you avoid the clawry bits. Pick a tortoiseshell one and no-one will notice. You don't have to put them in the wash, either, as they self clean. Very environmentally friendly.

My coat? Yes, it's that sloth.

If you're looking for a textbook example of an IT hype cycle, let spin be your guide

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Re: 2012 is the corpus of words

>Try "chocolate" and you'll similarly see the decay down to 2012.

Or try "google". (I did worry it might break the internet - but it seems okay.) Apparently Google peaked in 2005 and dropped off so that by 2012 we weren't talking about then at all. I wonder who they got bought out by?