* Posts by aphexbr

15 publicly visible posts • joined 21 May 2011

Google may have taken this whole 'serverless' thing too far: Outage caused by bandwidth-killing config blunder

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I presume that they did prioritise business - Google's business. If they lose more money by YouTube not using up 80% of bandwidth than they do by not restoring your 0.0001% of bandwidth, then they're at the front of the queue.

Scumbag who phoned in a Call of Duty 'swatting' that ended in death pleads guilty to dozens of criminal charges

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Re: Hostage situations...

"Of course you'll have to ASSUME that ANYBODY walking out of the door is part of the hostile party, and if said person do things quite contrary to your orders (dropping hands when ordered to place his/her hands up) you'll shoot, questions asked later"

Congratulations, you just murdered the hostage who was sent out to talk, while the criminal keeps him at gunpoint while remaining hidden.

Brit moron tried buying a car bomb on dark web, posted it to his address. Now he's screwed

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Re: er...

"the vast majority of terrorist incidents world wide are linked to Islam"

Only because when white people commit terrorist actions, they're "lone wolves", "have mental issues", etc. Anything to not call them terrorists when they blow people up or kill scores of innocent people. Shooting up churches in the name of creating a race war isn't terrorism because Dylann Roof was white, don't ya know, and Brevik wasn't really a terrorist for reasons. But, if a guy's brown it's a terrorist action no matter the actual intention.

You know, because admitting that there's lots of other terrorists and that the vast majority of Muslims do no such thing gets in the way of excuses to drop bombs on their countries and stealing their resources. Except the Sauds, of course, they're the good ones despite being behind lots of the actual terrorism directly.

Google goes home to Cali to overturn Canada's worldwide search result ban

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I understand that, but it still does nothing to affect the accessibility of the site as the judge claimed. It makes it a little harder to stumble across, but unless the actual site is taken down people can still access it. It's like saying that you've made the dodgy stall down the market inaccessible because you stopped them advertising in the local paper rather than actually getting it removed from the market.

"without finding them first, how will they know that they exist AND what the URL is ?"

Links from other sites / emails / etc. I highly doubt that a successful scam site relied solely on people stumbling across it on Google, and even if they did they're bound to have altered their tactics while this fight was going on. At best, they've removed one of many traffic sources, and it might not even have been their primary one.

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Facepalm

"The granting of the injunction [in 2014] was the only practical way for the defendants' websites to be made inaccessible."

The websites are still accessible, you utter moron. Delisting on Google does nothing to change that.

Alexa, why aren't you working? No – I didn't say twerking. I, oh God...

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"Play any song you want... waaah! I don't like that one!"

Seriously, you ask Alexa to randomly pick a song for you without even specifying a genre, and it's Alexa's fault it picked one you don't like? That kind of idiocy is the kind of thing that throws the entire review into question.

EU pegs quota for 'homegrown' content on Netflix at 30 per cent

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Re: What happens when the UK leaves?

"I am not saying the American stuff is good, nor that the English make good TV just that the rest is dire."

It's a shame that you haven't been exposed to all the excellent European TV out there, like The Bridge, The Killing, The Returned, Marseille, Divines, Gomorrah, Romanzo Criminale, Ministry Of Time and Sin Identidad. You're not only apparently missing out, but happy about it and welcoming further ignorance.

I suppose you only watch such things when they're pointlessly remade in English?

Mastercard launches card that replaces PIN with fingerprint sensor

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Re: Just a little question...

Really? Most people don't remember their own number, let alone the rest, which are usually stored in their phone's address book. Ask them to restate their own number and they might be able to do that through repetition, but most won't remember numbers of other people unless they dial them on a regular basis. Even when landlines were common, you'd usually not memorise the whole thing - the first few digits would the area code, which you'd normally not need to use for local contacts - while you would probably look in a physical address book or phone directory if you didn't have it to hand.

Besides which, it's a silly comparison anyway. Losing a phone number means you have to ask someone else you know to give it to you again, be that your phone operator or a contact of the friend you need to get through to. They're often visible on peoples' Facebook pages or other public profiles, and lots of other people will usually have them. People won't remember a private PIN number that they can't share in that way.

It’s Brexploitation! Microsoft punishes UK for Brexit with cloud price-gouging

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Re: Funny pricing

Apples and oranges. With the cloud hosting, MS have a fixed monthly cost plus other overheads that need to be handled, so they put up your monthly cost. There's a lot of uncertainties to take care of, plus they need to retain their ongoing profit margin.

With XBox, they have inventory that has already been produced (possibly some from before the pound plummeted), and a known date for when the sales would happen. Furthermore, they can sell at a loss because they hope to make money back from you in the future (games revenue, Live subscription, peripherals, etc.).

The only commonality between the two things is that you shouldn't be surprised if they also increase the cost of a Live subscription for the same reasons.

Ubisoft insists DRM 'a success'

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Facepalm

...at killing the PC market

Yes, Ubisoft, you have successfully helped destroy the PC market for me. You have destroyed any hope of me ever buying a PC game from you, and ensured that any console titles I buy with your name on them will only reach me second hand. I will not give a penny to a company that treats its own customers like criminals and supplies a deliberately broken product.

I'm not sure how this is good for your business, though. You honestly think that there's pirates out there who said "oh well, I might as well pay them £50" due to the DRM? Are you that stupid?

Netflix Europe debut set for January 2012

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FAIL

Lovefilm?

Lovefilm isn't available in Spain, so no.

Spotify trumpets move to US (and little else)

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Go

A few points..

1. Unless it's moved, Spotify is based in Sweden, not the UK although they do have London offices.

2. @Sandy106: You can pay to have the ads removed, and you can listen to any music. You're not limited by what you own elsewhere.

3. I'm very happy for you in the US, it's an excellent service. Now, can we in Europe have access to Netflix, Hulu, turntable.fm and all the other services you won't let us use?

Creationists are infiltrating US geology circles

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re: As a geologist...

Simple. Unlike religion, science doesn't demand faith in what you're reading. You can remember facts and utilise them without once believing anything they imply that contradicts your preconceived notions.

Doing so while studying science to an advanced level yet never questioning your book of mythology makes you at best delusional and at worst insane, but it's possible.

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Stop

re: Why so anti-Christian?

@Mad Dave: Sorry mate, it's not childish to be anti-Christian when they're trying to undermine science and halt the progress of human knowledge just because a heavily edited storybook for uneducated peasants tells them to.

BTW, I'm an atheist but not anti-Christian. You can believe whatever you wish, just don't try to destroy science or force your bull on to me in the process...

Hollywood to 'retell' Carrie

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Done

Stop complaining everyone, since this has already been done... twice. "The Rage: Carrie 2" was essentially a remake, and there was a 2002 TV remake as well. One more isn't going to make much difference!

@Alex Walsh: The Shining has already been remade as a miniseries in 1997 as King was unhappy with Kubrick's version. If you're looking for sacred properties, King's work is the wrong place to look :)