* Posts by Simon Blair

8 posts • joined 12 Jun 2007

Hardbitten NYC cops: Sir, I'm gonna need you to, er, upgrade to iOS 7

Simon Blair

NYPD desperate to cut Apple crime

Excluding Apple product related thefts, the crime rate in NYC actually fell last year. Instead of which it rose. Therefore those hardbitten cops with performance targets to meet will pursue any avenue to reduce iCrime. See: http://9to5mac.com/2012/12/28/new-york-city-mayor-bloomberg-blames-iphones-ipads-for-increase-in-crime/

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Everything Everywhere swept away by its own 4G hype tsunami

Simon Blair

How about

4GEE ?

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Commons hit by rash of laptop thefts

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Holmes

Parliament full of thieves?

What a surprise...

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Zuckerberg admits working for man claiming Facebook ownership

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Coat

Well,

better Lisa Simpson than Lionel Hutz.

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iPhone saves woman from bear

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Jobs Halo

JesusPhone Saves!

That's all.

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Jedi officers enlist with Scottish police

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Where's the pun in that?

Clearly the Force is strong with these ones.

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Apple rethinks battery bondage

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Joke

About-face on Apple's battery policy?

Surely you mean: volte face?

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Jobs chucks Leopard titbits to Apple masses

Simon Blair

Apple Innovation

Worth checking out an opinion piece on Apple innovation in The Economist: http://www.economist.com/opinion/displaystory.cfm?story_id=9302662

"[Apple's] real skill lies in stitching together its own ideas with technologies from outside and then wrapping the results in elegant software and stylish design" The Economist 7 June 2007

There are also articles on Steve Jobs and the iPhone in the current issue.

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