13 posts • joined 12 Jun 2007
Lies, damn lies, and statistics
So if most statistics are made up, what is the deal with statistics about number of people telling lies??
That's not Nessie
Its the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Are we sure
...it wasn't terrorists?
Sounds like a Lynx advert to me
1. large group of "models"
2. clothes and shoes left in street
3. ... I'll be back in a bit...
"One cow actually sat down at the exact second that the earth began shaking"
Has anyone considered this: that the cat sitting down, actually CAUSED the earthquake?
I for one welcome our new bovine earthquake-causing overlords...
I can't believe we've forgotten...
I must be getting confused, I thought I'd seen 'twatdangle' as 'twatdongle'... maybe its just me finding an IT angle in everything. Still, either is good.
Fucktard gets a vote too, my expletive of choice when driving.
And I've always liked fuckmook, but that comes from a film, so its probably not allowed here...
Hang on, am I missing something here?
'...he's been voting at same New York City polling station since 1997 - "The poll workers here know me," he said. “I’ve been voting here 15 years.”'
15 years ago is not 1997... unless he works in special Hollyweird maths?
ipods injuring animals
Perhaps the animals aren't following the guidance and are turning the volume up too loud?
My kittens have be known to eat hair ties, and chew through speaker cables, but they've avoided any serious harm... yet... I think...
i just hope...
that these Windows warships have all got Minesweeper installed...
I noticed this article on BBC and saw a brilliant name... although its pretty ironic.
The real question is...
...whatever possessed this woman to move to Virgin Media in the first place?
"...we can't sustain our award-winning service..."
Exactly what award did they win??
As for "...free email support", is it actually possible to do anything using this? Our phoneline has been out of action for 3 of the 4 months we've had it, but the only way to contact anyone regarding telephone problems, is... via the telephone support. Genius.
- JLaw, Kate Upton exposed in celeb nude pics hack
- Google flushes out users of old browsers by serving up CLUNKY, AGED version of search
- GCHQ protesters stick it to British spooks ... by drinking urine
- China: You, Microsoft. Office-Windows 'compatibility'. You have 20 days to explain
- Something for the Weekend, Sir? If you think 3D printing is just firing blanks, just you wait