* Posts by Anonymous Coward 101

1018 publicly visible posts • joined 16 May 2011

Home Secretary to decide on McKinnon extradition by October

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To The Register

Please copy and paste all the comments from a previous GMcK story so that everyone doesn't have to post exactly the same stuff that they posted before.

Thank you.

HTC disses Dr Dre by diluting Beats deal

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Re: Could Beats please design a pair of headphones

Ever noticed it's the same song everyone listens to? It goes cha-cha cha-cha BOOM! cha-cha cha-cha BOOM! ...

UK.gov warned: Halt exports of spyware to brutal regimes

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Does the Spyware work?

If so, that's a step up from the homoeopathic bomb detectors from a few years ago:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/head-of-bomb-detector-company-arrested-in-fraud-investigation-1876388.html

It seems that the government doesn't care what shite it puts it's name to in the effort build up exports. Who cares about 'reputation' anyway?

Techie accused of snooping wife's email cleared of wrongdoing

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Re: A friend of mine...

"They broke up and is now married to the most wonderful woman in the world."

And his milkman, binman and postman heartily agree with that description of her.

Has Nokia bottomed out? El Reg drills into the detail

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Re: But they have nothing else

"Rumor has it that they will use the Android kernel, for some kind of html phone, but thats going to take a long time to come"

They need to create another platform in order to kill it. Creating platforms, then killing them, is the only thing Nokia are good at.

Why British TV drama is crap – and why this matters to tech firms

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Re: British TV drama is NOT crap

But nobody has to watch the crap. I fully agree that the worst US TV is worse than the worst British TV - but who cares if we don't have to watch it?

And Red Dwarf is a comedy.

Java won the smartphone wars (and nobody noticed)

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Does anyone else remember those tacky adverts for Java ringtones, screensavers, games, etc. that were on the back of magazines? That is something else the iPhone has robbed us of.

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Re: The last time I checked

I agree the claim was overblown, but Nokia still sell loads of their S40 based phones around the world. I suppose other mass market manufacturers sell loads of Java based phones as well.

It costs $450 in marketing to make someone buy a $49 Nokia Lumia

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Re: !!! Anecdotal Alert !!!

"Despite the fact that his phone will never run an update after the next one"

I own a Samsung Galaxy Note that was recently updated to version 4.0, and I will be amazed if it receives another official update after that.

How to fix the broken internet economy: START HERE

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Re: Game of Thrones

You must be referring to this:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/game_of_thrones

Google fattens up Android devs with Jelly Bean sauce

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"Where is the preferential treatment for Motorola there?"

Xoom = Motorola

Gov: How can renewable power peddlers take on UK's Big 6?

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Headmaster

You can already buy 'green' tariffs from the big firms that subsidise green energy more than conventional tariffs. Also, you can slice off your testicles and offer them as a sacrifice to Mother Nature. That makes marginally more sense than buying a green tariff.

How to screw LIBOR and alienate people

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Re: The curious thing about all this..

'I think the point you're missing is that Barclays weren't fixing the rate for the wider good, they were doing it to mask the impact of market mistrust, which then might arguably have avoided a run against them, and kept them in business without government intervention.'

If Barclays suffered a run as a result of telling the truth about it's borrowing costs, we would all be much poorer as a result. Such a run would dwarf the Northern Rock run.

If it really were the case that Barclays lies prevented a run (and that is hardly proven), then I am in favour of the lies.

This will horrify the saints on these forums, but I believe self serving lies that happen also to prevent catastrophes are good lies.

Ex-Nokia staffers team up to revive MeeGo

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Re: build it...and they wont come

No, there are fewer apps for it because nobody cared. It was just a too-late-platform that could have worked had Nokia actually got it out the out the door on time.

I don't understand the love people on here have for Nokia when RIM is nothing but a joke. Is it because they are being ravaged by the bad man from M$?

Finding the Twitter psychopath ratio

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Re: I'm a sample of one ...

This subject ranks in the top 0.05% on the curmudgeony old twat index. Truly extraordinary.

Ex-France Telecom CEO probed over staff suicide spate

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Big Brother

So this is the man responsible...

...for causing complex, multifaceted social problems! Burn him at the stake!

Europe's prang-phone-in-every-car to cost €5m per life saved

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Re: Yey another way for beaurocrats to justify their meaningless existence!!!

"If they can track your car, they can tax you per mile"

Christ, imagine if they were not only able to do that, but were also able to increase your tax proportionally if your car had high emissions.

Oh yeah, it's called fuel tax.

GPS spoofing countermeasures: Your smartphone already has them

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Re: Drones

'1) Encrypted or not it can be spoofed

2) The US drones where defiantly using just the GPS for navigation.'

These facts were clearly stated in the article.

RIM boss denies cratering Canucks are in 'a death spiral'

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Re: I think I know what RIM's problem is

They had 'bread' yesterday. They have become 'toast' today.

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Re: One of two COOs

Which COO did Saddam invade?

COO 8.

What is the Nokia Secret Plan if Windows 8 isn't Windows gr8?

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Re: "Nokia’s comeback has had everything: lots of press, good reviews, everything except sales"

This is why everyone gave rave reviews to Windows ME, Microsoft Bob, Windows Mobile etc.

The thought process of you, and people like you, is as follows:

1. Is review of MSFT product bad?

2. If yes, reviewer is clean. If no, reviewer is ONE OF THEM.

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Re: I think the new plan is...

I don't know why they haven't done this before. Remember, Nokia get money from >Apple< with their patents.

RIM delays BlackBerry 10 launch, bins 5000 bods

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Why didn't they just buy Palm?

They had an operating system ready, and people were writing apps for it. It would have been much easier and cheaper compared with developing their own OS. Without BB10 devices ready for Christmas, they are dead meat.

This question also applied to Nokia.

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Re: Excellent

'Not saying that restructuring is going to defineatlly save them but how does a company that turns $2.8 billion revenue in a single quarter just fail?'

By spending more than $2.8 billion every quarter.

The Open Rights Group gets rights wrong again

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So why shouldn't people have the right to create parodies using trademarks?

Dixons and Best Buy start selling Google Chromebooks

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What is Chrome for?

The purpose of Android is clear. Chrome just seems weird. Why couldn't they change Android so that it worked with a mouse?

Apple iPhone turns five this Friday

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"Didn't they also effectively pioneer providing consumers with data and a sensible cost?"

Yes. This was another big innovation. I recall my Nokia E65 had a whole 100Kb (yes, Kb) bundled with it per month on O2, and was then charged at something stupid per Mb.

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Re: Surely...

My understanding was that Android was going to be a Blackberry clone originally, until the iPhone arrived.

I look at Nokia more in sorrow than in anger. They clearly failed to turn Symbian into something pleasant to use in a timely manner - and don't tell me 'you can do more with Symbian'. The stock browser on the N8, released in the second half of 2010, was still inferior to that of the browser in the first iPhone.

Android Firefox: Screaming, awesome, you'll go blind etc

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Unhappy

I find it crashy as well, which is a shame as it is otherwise very good when it works. How long can Google take to create a stable browser for their own operating system?

Nokia details 808 Pureview release

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Re: Oooer

Yes, because Nokia were diligent in fixing bugs in Symbian before it was handed to Accenture?

Chess algorithm written by Alan Turing goes up against Kasparov

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Re: "Ever heard of pseudocode?"

'Flow charts are pseudo-code'

Box 1: Input required data.

Box 2: Process input.

Box 3: Output required data.

MI5 boss: Cyber spies, web-enabled crooks threaten UK economy

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Re: One London listed business lost £800m

It's a good job you disguised the identity of this company to stop The Register getting sued! A PLC with a name beginning with A or B that is a defence supplier? Now, who could it be....

'Inexperienced' RBS tech operative's blunder led to banking meltdown

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WTF?

Astonishing

- Are junior employees regularly being put in the position of being able to wreak such havoc in the first place?

- Were no fail safes being used?

- Was there no supervision?

Users still slack about passwords: Trustwave

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Yes...

When I encounter requirements like that, I just think 'fuck this'. And end up doing something like writing the password down, or bargain that I will be able to change the password later.

LulzSec suspects plead guilty to DDoS attacks

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FAIL

LULZ

Not very 'l33t' now, are we?

Finnish PM rules out Nokia rescue package

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Re: The Seeds of this were sown long before Elop

AC, everything you say matches everything I have read about Nokia. I think after the failure of the N97, Nokia realised the rules had changed.

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Re: "Volume matters to a certain extent, but ultimately it's all about profit."

"It's true that Symbian sales were slowing, but it's also true they dropped off a cliff post Feb11."

Market share was dropping off a cliff in the six months previous to Feb11. Unit sales of Nokia smartphones increased, but only because smartphone sales in general were exploding. When the smartphone market only increased by a small percentage in the first quarter of 2011, Nokia smartphone sales would have utterly collapsed anyway.

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Re: Flops mission is complete.

Nobody has explained why Nokia would sell MS their patents and other IP on the cheap. It's just a baseless assertion. And the idea that MS would go out of it's way to kill Symbian and MeeGo strains credulity. They would kill iOS and Android in a heartbeat, but not a dying OS or a non-existant one.

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Re: Flops mission is complete.

OK - this is what I don't get.

Elop might be (or might not be ) incompetent, but what does Microsoft have to gain by destroying Nokia? I can see they have much to lose if Nokia die, because they are actually trying to market Windows Phone, unlike HTC and Samsung who are clearly only interested in Android.

Is it so that they can bankrupt them and get their patents on the cheap? But why would any liquidator not sell them to the highest bidder?

Is it so Microsoft could get rid of Symbian and MeeGo? Don't make me laugh. The one was dying and the other didn't exist at the point of Elop's takeover.

And why would Elop risk serious jail time by deliberately ruining a company he was running? I mean, he was extremely rich before taking over Nokia. Why would he risk it all by deliberately ruining them? So he could cackle in an evil manner?

If someone can explain - using facts and logic - how Microsoft stand to gain by Nokia's demise, I'll be glad to hear it.

Natwest, RBS: When will bank glitch be fixed? Probably not today

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Re: Wait till the lawsuits start

But they have already said that nobody will be left out of pocket. The lawyers have no need to be involved here.

Samsung frees fanboys from iPhone with freeware

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Re: As a samsung user

It's as though they have suddenly realised they are the chief competitor to Apple's iPhone. The old shit isn't good enough any more.

Samsung offers cool green RAM for the same cold hard greenbacks

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Presumably the memory will also last longer if it runs cooler?

CIOs should fear the IP police ... have your get-out-of-jail files ready

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Re: Oh my!

"A well reasoned, non-politically-biased, hysteria-free, non-troll-bait article from elreg!"

Actually, there was an article about server backups in 2005 that had all the features you find desirable.

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Re: Oh what sensationalist nonsense...

"As for extension of copyright terms. Well hell, if the stuff is still saleable and still has value (if only by generating advertising income) why should the only people who *don't* get any income from its sale be the people who did the real work in the first place."

Because the people who did the work are long since dead, and it is their children and even grandchildren getting paid for doing fuck all?

The reason copyright exists is give a financial incentive to a creator. However, every additional year of copyright is worth less to a creator; to a creator, forty years of copyright isn't worth double twenty years of copyright. Copyright extensions past a certain point are worthless to a creator but act lock up old content so it is effectively dead to new generations.

Assange's Ecuador asylum bid has violated £200k UK bail, say cops

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Windows

Julian Assange is a fanny

That is all.

Nokia after the purge: It's so unfair

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Re: Fingers crossed.

You mean a high ranking, well paid job at Microsoft - just like the one he had?

Let me get this straight:

1. Elop destroys Nokia.

2. Some shit to do with short selling, patents, or open source.

3. Profit!

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"Where's the incentive for Microsoft to deliver something decent?"

Because if they are not decent, people will buy Android and iOS products instead?

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Re: N900

Nokia's actions between 2007 and 2010 amounted to self-defilement. For example, the premium priced N97 in 2009 had the same cheap hardware as the mid-priced 5800 from 2008. This was jaw-droppingly arrogant and suggested Nokia thought their customers were fools.

They had the time and the money to either tart up Symbian and get Maemo up to speed. They could have had the N9 and the later versions of Symbian out by 2010, certainly. They didn't. Customers and developers moved on.

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Re: Sad

"Anyone holding shares now is nuts."

Dunno. If Nokia nail it with new Windows 8 devices that share price will multiply. The shares can be compared to lottery tickets now.

New Samsung chief: I want SOFTWARE

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Re: Easy!

I was going to say something about Kies but you beat me. I particularly love the badly translated dialogue box warnings. Is Samsung a major multinational conglomerate or a Chinese crapware vendor?