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Happiness economics is bollocks. Oh, UK.gov just adopted it? Er ...

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Re: Too much of a good thing

The banks did more than any environmentalist dared dream in reducing greenhouse gas emissions, by buggering up the economy. Shouldn't they be given some credit for that?

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iPad AIR 2 and iPad MINI 3, 5K iMac: World feels different today – and it IS

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Re: BBC

My response to those who care about the issue of whether the BBC is biased in favour of Apple is: grow up. You sound like petty, daft little teenagers to care about that.

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Re: Swimming against the tide

"Zeebs across the world are waiting to see which manufacturer will be brave enough to introduce the fully retro VGA 640x480 display."

Personally, I'm waiting for a computer to have just one LED. The computer should give you a choice of outputting text in either Morse or binary format. Pictures are out the window, but who needs them - three year olds? The rush to additional pixels has been an industry blind alley since the fifties.

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Cops and spies should blame THEMSELVES for smartphone crypto 'problem' - Hyppönen

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Re: Google has since promised to do something similar with Android smartphones.

"Then what does the Settings -> Security -> Encrypt Device on my Android 4.1 phone do?"

It makes Google send a message to plod that you are a paedophile or a terrorist, complete with GPS coordinates and full name and address.

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Facebook scammers punt fake 'sexy vid' of Emma Watson

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Ancient News

"Scammers are taking advantage of Emma Watson’s growing popularity by using the Harry Potter star as bait to spread malware on Facebook."

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Breaking news: Man with Apple shares really wishes they were worth even more

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He has a point, actually

Apple have so much cash sitting around than they can conceivably invest or otherwise use prudently, they may as well give a lot of the cash to shareholders.

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Was Nokia's Elop history's worst CEO?

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Interesting

I take a keen interest in the 'why Nokia failed' question. I believe that the burning platforms memo did cause damage, but Nokia's smartphone market share was in a death spiral before the memo. I fear the memo gives certain people a 'stab in the back legend' that they can pretend was the cause of Nokia's decline

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Re: Um, no...

That's interesting information about the N8, but you forgot to mention that it followed the N97 as Nokia flagship. That made the N8 seem like a work of genius in comparison. It can truly be considered Nokia's Stalingrad smartphone.

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Mine Bitcoins with PENCIL and PAPER

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Other fun tasks!

Here are some other fun challenges young Bitcoiners can do in their spare time!

- Why not write a manifesto detailing how an anarcho-capitalist society will work in practice! Should socialists, conservatives, and other statists be allowed to live, or should they be summarily executed?

- Work out why scams proliferate in the world of Bitcoin, but make sure the existence of the scams >really< show Bitcoin gets stronger!

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WHY did Sunday Mirror stoop to slurping selfies for smut sting?

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Nasty

This MP clearly messed up and should have had more sense. But really, this is just shooting fish in a barrel by the Mirror. You get the impression that the paper just crossed male Tory MPs off a list when they tried and failed to lure them with this honey trap, and moved to the next one.

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Move over, Apple Pay: Tesco trials PayQwiq phone-flash pay app

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Apparently they have recently been trialling PayReallyReallyReallySlow for their suppliers.

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Phones 4u demise: 1,700 employees laid off with redundo package

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Re: Have to Agree

I am genuinely curious about the folk that lent money to BC to buy Phones 4 U. Did they structured the deal to ensure they would get their money back in it all blew up? What interest were they getting?

As to the muppets who lent the money to Phones 4 U so they could pay BC a big dividend, I expect they are fucked.

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Top Gear Tigers and Bingo Boilers: Farewell then, Phones4U

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Re: Slides don't surprise me

Looking at it from the shops point of view, letting people browse aimlessly is not profit maximising. On the other hand, pouncing on people like high street religious maniacs or chuggers isn't conducive to maximum profit either.

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Jihadi terrorists DIDN'T encrypt their comms 'cos of Snowden leaks

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Daft

I am not a terrorist, and have no plans to become one. However, I am pretty sure if I went down that road in life, I would encrypt my communications with fellow terrorists. I would do this because I am not stupid, and therefore I know that spies would be all over terrorist communications. I knew this before the Snowden leaks; indeed, I would demand it. The idea that a non-trivial number of terrorists decided to encrypt their communications because of Snowden is an insult to anyone's intelligence.

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4K-ing excellent TV is on its way ... in its own sweet time, natch

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Re: You have to train your eyes???

"Sounds suspiciously like the kind of crap you hear from certain elements in the hi-fi industry about 24-bit audio vs. 16-bit audio..."

I trust double blind tests have been carried out to find if 4K actually is noticeably different from normal HD? Do we have to put little pyramids on top of the TV, or play 'pink light' Blu-ray MKII to improve the vision?

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Bonking with Apple has POUNDED mobe operators' wallets

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Re: Well there you go

"Apple finally join the party only to morph into an MS-style 'embrace-extinguish' party-pooper."

There was scarcely anything to extinguish.

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Brit telcos warn Scots that voting Yes could lead to HEFTY bills

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Re: duh

"Also oil, which is currently horrible but will be lovely when independent and even George Monbiot thinks so."

The oil is transformed into unicorn tears on Independence Day, rather in the manner that wine turns into the blood of Jesus.

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Phones 4u slips into administration after EE cuts ties with Brit mobe retailer

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Re: Fight it and you will lose

"They chose not to create an app market or a media rental service..."

Let's be blunt about it - they would have been fucking shite.

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Ex-Autonomy execs: HP's latest wad blows apart fraud allegations

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Re: Ah, sweet revenge..

"It's become a bit of a tech soap :)"

HP are going to have a word with Phil Mitchell, who 'knows people' who can 'sort the problem out'.

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Scottish independence: Will it really TEAR the HEART from IT firms?

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Re: so......

There is likely a stipulation in the contract that the 'UK' is whatever nation contains London.

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Re: It will be business as usual.

For those interested, the FT Alphaville blog has written about the currency issue in the last couple of days. There are nations that do use someone else's currency unofficially (e.g. Zimbabwe, Macedonia), but it is always the least worst option available to those nations.

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Smart meters in UK homes will only save folks a lousy £26 a year

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Re: Why not a smart reading device?

Why don't they train special mice to run into everyone's homes in an area and read the meters, then they get flown back to HQ by carrier pigeons where they then gnaw holes in cards which are then fed into a 1960's era mainframe?

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SHIP OF FAIL: How do we right capsized institutions we thought would NEVER go under?

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Recommendation

The Blunders of Our Government, by Anthony King and Ivor Crewe.

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Re: Has anyone noticed

If the Large Hadron Collider reboots the universe we would never know. Don't worry about it.

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Shitty what? Almost half of MPs have never heard of Tech City

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It's just another forgotten buzz phrase from 2010. Remember 'Big Society'?

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What could possibly go wrong? Banks could provide ID assurance for Gov.UK – report

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Circularity

How does the government know they are giving benefits to the correct person? A bank assured them they were.

How does the bank know this? Because the person in question supplied the bank with photocopies of government supplied documents.

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4th Century GOBLET could REVIVE CORPSE of holographic storage

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Re: Forget the article for a moment...

If you look on the bottom of the cup it says 'Made in China'.

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Work in the tech industry? The Ukraine WAR is coming to YOU

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Sounds like you need a lawyer to help you, not a bunch of commentards.

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Re: Morals, ethics, principles...

It is insane to compare the Russian government with the Nazis. The Ukrainian conflict is rather complicated and it is not immediately apparent that one side is better than the other.

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Scared of brute force password attacks? Just 'GIVE UP' says Microsoft

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Re: I just use...

I found that TSB and Legal & General do not limit the length of the password one may choose, but limit the length of the password one may type in to access the website. Note that this is highly stupid, particularly as these websites need to be highly secure.

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Twitter: La la la, we haven't heard of NUDE JLaw, Upton SELFIES

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I expect this incident has everything to do with a) not knowing that iCloud backs everything up on one's phones, and b) a poor password.

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Britain's housing crisis: What are we going to do about it?

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Re: "bribing [councils] is a rule and not an exception."

"It's called Section 106. It's well documented, although rare to hear it explicitly called bribery. But that's what it is."

No it's not. A bribe is where the planners were taking the money in brown envelopes for their own use. The Section 106 money is paid to the council and is usually used for improvements to local amenities.

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iCloud fiasco: 100 FAMOUS WOMEN exposed NUDE online

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iCloud

Apple do not make it clear to the average user what iCloud saves to the cloud by default. iCloud is not a visible service unlike any other cloud services; you cannot click on any iCloud app. I think a great deal of people will be surprised (not least these celebrities) about what is saved to iCloud by default. Combine that fact with shitty passwords and you have a problem.

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Judge nixes HP deal for director amnesty after $8.8bn Autonomy snafu

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Re: Who next

Meg completes the crown - you forgot Leo.

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Blame

I am interested to know what portion of blame is to be attached to the different parties. I have little doubt that an element of smoke and mirrors was in Autonomy's accounts; the question is whether they amounted to attaching 'ambitious' (but legally defensible) values to various assets, or whether it was a devilish fraud on the level of Enron. If it is the former, HP and Meg deserve to go to fiery hell for being taken for a pair of mugs.

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ISIS terror fanatics invade Diaspora after Twitter blockade

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"Came across them when they first launched (one of my old bosses contributed some cash to their development IIRC). Played around a bit, but it was a bit *meh*,..."

I genuinely thought you were referring to ISIS when I read that.

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Ballmer leaves Microsoft board to spend more time with his b-balls

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This Windows 1.0 operating system sold by that Ballmer fellow looks like a very good, functional replacement for Windows 8. I'm sending off for it now.

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Top money men face up to 2 YEARS in slammer for neglecting to spot crim-cash activity

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Anyone who has ever done even the meanest job for a financial services company will have the riot act read to them about money laundering. When I trained for a McJob in a bank call centre 10 years ago, I had to be trained about money laundering, and it was made clear to us that we could go to prison for not reporting it when we had suspicions. Perhaps senior management didn't go on this training?

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Google's ANDROID CRUSHING smartphone rivals underfoot

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Re: Today, smart phones and tablets........

"Linux is the OS of tomorrow."

And it always will be.

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Pop-up ad man: SORRY we made such a 'hated tool', netizens

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Works well enough if you ask me, though adblocks for mobile devices should work better.

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Who needs hackers? 'Password1' opens a third of all biz doors

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Stupid Password Policies

I've noticed that some websites - with very high security requirements - often have unstated limits on password length. I created a very large new password using a password manager, it was accepted on the 'New Password' dialogue box, but then when I tried to enter it to log in, it was refused. It was clear that the maximum password length is set at about 15 characters. This is stupid; I don't know what these institutions gain from this policy.

TSB and Legal & General, I'm looking at you here!

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Dodgy payday loan ads make up 83% of cases probed by UK's FCA

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Re: there is a legitimate use for these...

There may be circumstances when it makes sense to borrow money from a payday loan company, but I genuinely fear what they are. The saddest thing is people borrowing money from them to waste on rubbish.

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Govt control? Hah! It's IMPOSSIBLE to have a successful command economy

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Command economies 'don't work'

That depends what you mean by not working. The Soviet Union enjoyed consistent growth throughout it's history, with the exception of the last few years. I'm not suggesting it was a panacea, and outwith the big cities it was immensely poor. But clearly something was done correctly during it's economic history. I suspect very cheap gas had something to do with it, but central planning cannot be fatal to economic functioning.

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£100m DMI omnifail: BBC managers' emails trawled by employment tribunal

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Re: Public money

"In most commercial businesses pissing £100m up the wall for no useful output would actually endanger the future of the business, and probably result in a complete change of both board and IT management."

LOL

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Twitter can trigger psychosis in users

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I question the extent to which Twitter triggered this condition. This woman had 'Ideas of Reference', where she believed random events had huge significance for her. Wikipedia gives a number of examples of the phenomenon, and this would appear to be just another example. If Twitter didn't exist, likely something else would have caused this woman to have this delusion.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideas_of_reference_and_delusions_of_reference

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BBC man Linwood 'was unfairly sacked' over £100 MILLION DMI omnifail

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It is apparent from the Guardian's story that the objective was to punt the guy using any means necessary (also, it is clear that some BBC executives do not understand that stuff they say in emails can come back to bite them):

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/aug/07/sacked-bbc-technology-chief-wins-unfair-dismissal-john-linwood

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Brit kids match 45-year-old fogies' tech skill level by the age of 6

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Re: I call bollocks.

"A lot of it (in my experience with teaching parents) is that the older generation appear to be more afraid of breaking something."

I am surprised at the number of people that think that a micro USB device charger must be the one that came with the device, and not just any old micro USB charger from a reputable manufacturer.

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UK WhatsApp duo convicted of possessing extreme porn

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So many details missing here:

-Who sent them the images?

-Could forensics find whether the images had been accessed by the men?

-Why did they not have solicitors?

-Why plead guilty?

It's a shame court transcripts aren't available online to find out what happened.

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HP says it will sue former Autonomy CFO Sushovan Hussein

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I want to see the facts aired in public. Right now, Autonomy looks flakey and HP looks stupid, but either opinion could be unfair until things are sorted out in court. This is getting silly now.

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Remember Palm's WebOS? LG does – check out its smart TVs

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It couldn't be worse than my mum's Samsung smart TV. To be fair, it does catch up TV and Netflix well, which is the main thing. But everything else is slow, half baked and confusing. The software was designed in the spirit of 'will-this-do?'. If LG have got away from that, they deserve to do well.

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