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Phones 4u slips into administration after EE cuts ties with Brit mobe retailer

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Now where do we go for a cheap contract?

I've has my last 6 phones from Phones4U because they have consistently been massively cheaper than the Vodafone shop that's 20 yards from it.

I shall not be using a Vodafone store for my next phone - I'll use Tesco or Virgin instead

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CRR-CRRRK, beep, beep: Mars space truck backs out of slippery sand trap

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Down voted for unnecessary rudeness :-)

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Think Google Glass is creepy? Wait until it READS YOUR MIND

madmalc

What's creepy about google glass?

Why has the reg got something against google glass - its what we all need and will have in a future that can't come soon enough - it just adds to our human capabilities. Grumble Grumble

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EBay, you keep using the word 'SECURITY'. I do not think it means what you think it means

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Re: "eBay has reset everyone's passwords as a precaution"

Me too (.co.uk)

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Reg man builds smart home rig, gains SUPREME CONTROL of DOMAIN – Pics

madmalc

Magic?

Could have sanded the bleedin' wall round the socket first! :-)

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Android engineer: We DIDN'T copy Apple OR follow Samsung's orders

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Carphone Warehouse / Samsung Experience store

I have to say it does rather look like the cheapest, nastiest Apple Store knock off I've ever seen - and this is from someone who would gladly take an axe to an Apple Store

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Commonwealth Bank in comedy Heartbleed blog FAIL

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Re: Yeah, well, pedents everywhere

I'm just not going to tell him he's spelt pedants wrong in case he did so facetiously, no way , no sirree - y'all just move along there - nothing to see here...

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Greenpeace reveals WORLD'S FILTHIEST CLOUDS – and the cleanest may shock you

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Re: Greenpeace = terrorist organisation

And I'm going to tell the animal rights people about how hard they're working the poor donkey - FIGHT! Lentils at dawn...

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Greenpeace = terrorist organisation

These people want to do more damage to our infrastructure than "regular terrorists" could ever hope to achieve. The members and supporters of this organisation should be detained in a walled off field of mud with a donkey - that seems to be the environment they are seeking.

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Romanian 'ransomware victim' hangs self and 4-year-old son – report

madmalc

Re: A logical problem with a physical answer

You are technically correct but think of the satisfaction :-)

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madmalc

A logical problem with a physical answer

ref ransomware writers/operators - a very 'ing large and dense bludgeon - to death, multiple times

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Fukushima radioactivity a complete non-issue on West Coast: Also for Fukushima locals, in fact

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Re: Oh fsck. Not Lewis Page again.

Downvoted for waffle :-)

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Kim Dotcom extradition hearings delayed

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I get this sneaky feeling that some New Zealanders take stuff too seriously. If I lived there I'd vote for the Mega party

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VMware hyper-converge means WE don't NEED no STEENKIN' OS...

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Wur

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Trials of 'Iron Man' military exoskeleton due in June

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Visualisation of TALOS

Find this handy statue of a TALOS (In Cambridge) here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:TalosCambridge.jpg

TALOS was also a rather nifty US Navy anti aircraft missile with optional nuclear warhead back in the 50s/60s

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Elderly Bletchley Park volunteer sacked for showing Colossus exhibit to visitors

madmalc

Re: Poles do and Die

Plenty of Poles decorated for their service in RAF and the British film "The Battle Of Britain" contains a very favourable amount of coverage of Polish squadrons exploits.

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Volunteers slam plans to turn Bletchley Park into 'geeky Disneyland'

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Resign!

Standen should be replaced by someone with the remit to integrate the National Museum of Computing within Bletchley Park so that the Tunny and Colossus machines can be the star attractions alongside the Bombe rebuild. The Bombe rebuild is in a silly place at the moment - it belongs in a bleedin' hut!

Whoever replaces Standen should also wholeheartedly approve of the concept of "ramshackle". Lets face it those of us who appreciate the place don't want hoards of visitors getting in the way :-)

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Stephen Fry rewrites computer history again: This time it's serious

madmalc

A literary national treasure

Who really should keep his gob shut about technology and gadgets - unless its a word processing program about which he's probably quite knowledgeable

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China's Jade Rabbit moon rover might have DIED in the NIGHT after 'abnormality'

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Goodbye little friend

Sniff!

If you can call a machine 5' wide "little"

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I've seen the future of car radio - and DAB isn't in it

madmalc

Petrolheads

May be interested in what's under the bonnet but probably not know or care much about the iDrive system & all that stuff unless they're lucky enough to be able to afford a higher spec BMW

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British Second World War codebreaker Alan Turing receives Royal pardon

madmalc

Regarding the above (And possibly below) comments

Some people are never bleedin' happy!

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Gran Turismo 6: Another glossy, gorgeous Mario Kart on steroids

madmalc

A joy for the motoring aesthete

It may play just like previous editions but it is just better. I started with the first Gran Turismo on the first Playstation and have queued outside the shop on day 1 for the next edition ever since. I have Forza 4 too on xbox 360 which is quite satisfying as a racing simulation but the graphics seemed rather clunky compared with the previous Gran Turismo 5. also the car physics seemed more simplistic. Gran Turismo is just so much more nuanced - more of an actual simulator - even if the intelligence of the virtual drivers is still questionable. Gran Turismo 6 is just more... beautiful - buy it for the views alone!

PS also worth it for the Goodwood Festival of Speed hillclimb that you get invited to drive ever more exciting cars up as you progress in the game

PPS Was the Carrera RS Touring a boring spin off of the 911? - thought not

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Apple CEO Cook breaks YEARS OF SILENCE, finally speaks to El Reg hack

madmalc

Re: What about Tim Cook

Huh?

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Is Google prepping an ARMY of WALKING ROBOTS?

madmalc

There is nothing evil about the military

Though I can only speak for the RAF where you will find a thoroughly decent bunch of people who are only nasty to our enemies - and that's a good thing

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Your kids' chances of becoming programmers? ZERO

madmalc

Re: I'm kinda conflicted...

6502 assembly language is a thing of beauty. Ah, my old Commodore 64 that teamed the 6510 (6502 variant) with the Vic 2 's hardware sprites and the SID chip. Sys 64738 rules! &60

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Microsoft pulls Win 8.1 RT code which upgraded Surface 'slabs into BRICKS

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Megaphone

Never mind the software experience

For those badmouthing it - Feel the build quality - its a seriously well built piece of kit which gives it desirability as a gadget if not as a working tool

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Hypersonic MEGA METEOR pulled from lake, then Russians drop it

madmalc

I think that's a case of justifiable pedantry

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Tap it and unwrap it

Maybe they thought it was an intergalactic chocolate orange?

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Apple seeks engineer who knows way around China Mobile network

madmalc

Meh

Meh

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Modular smartphones floated by Dutch designer chap

madmalc

Re: I see a market...

Minecraft phone anyone?

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Tell me why I don't like Moon days: Bob Geldof heads into SPAAACE

madmalc

Hmm

This firm hasn't actually launched anything yet... (I don't count that small homebuilt kit thing they strapped a small rocket to - the "Rocket Racer")

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New iPhones: C certainly DOESN'T stand for 'Cheap'

madmalc

Re: It is affordable and useful

Buy a Nexus 7, better AND much much cheaper

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madmalc

Is it just me...

or does the back of the 5S look like a HTC One copy

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Microsoft buys Nokia's mobile business

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The New Zune phone!

Whatever happened to Zune?

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Dark blue side of the Force used to quell Star Wars nerd clash

madmalc
Happy

I thought the comments on this story would be worth reading

and they were...

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Clarkson: 'I WILL find and KILL the spammers who hacked me'

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Gimp

Doh

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How to destroy a brand-new Samsung laptop: Boot Linux on it

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Mushroom

Re: Bad Firmware!

The firmware should be robust enough to not brick the machine because of bad code!

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'Not even Santa could save Microsoft's Windows 8'

madmalc
Terminator

Re: All they need to do is put the start menu back on as standard

I have tried it on my Acer convertible tablet and, whilst its great in touch mode, it is cr*p with a mouse & keyboard

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madmalc
FAIL

All they need to do is put the start menu back on as standard

I would love Windows 8 with a start menu on a desktop or regular laptop, and I'd love it in native mode on a tablet. I shouldn't need to install 3rd party software to use it with a mouse

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RIP Brian Wynne Oakley: Saviour of Bletchley Park

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FAIL

"IBM produced its first PC in 1981: the Acorn 8088 running MS-DOS." Really?

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HP taps Intel Atom for next-gen Moonshot hyperscale servers

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Thumb Up

Musical reference

Impressed with Moody Blues song title reference

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Foundering Nokia pushes 10,000 bods, 3 veeps overboard

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Mushroom

Let them die

Nokia is the past, they had their time in the Sun

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Bang & Olufsen Beolit 12

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Pirate

And not only that

Donk your iphone on top then carry the Beolit 12 across the room

Think about it (Sorry, just dropped into nazi store keeper in Falling Down)

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madmalc

and also

for that price I want a class A amp!

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madmalc
FAIL

Style

Looks cr*p and the handle is stupid!

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IBM’s first tape drive turns 60

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FAIL

RTFM

Storage density not 1 bit but 100 characters per inch

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Happy 30th Birthday, Sinclair ZX Spectrum

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Flame

Toy!

Some of us had real computers with proper keyboards & disk drives

Vic-20 +16k rampac

Commodore 64 + 1541 disk drive - the beauty of 6502 assembly language

Commodore 128 + 1571 disk drive - ran CP/M nicely with its built in Z80 2nd processsor - Wordstar & dBase II

Diversion to Atari 800XL - for a fortnight

Amstrad CPC6128 - 3" disk drive 100 times faster than Commodore

Amstrad PC 1640 with 30MB hardcard

etc etc etc

An evening at the house of an atomic scientist from Harwell trying to get his child's ZX80 to load anything at all put me off Sinclairs

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Barclaycard slaps pay-by-bonk plasters on mobes

madmalc

I've been using mine in McDonalds & Greggs for months - slight waistline problem however - can I sue Barclays?

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Amount of ice in Bering Sea reaches all-time record

madmalc
Mushroom

Nuke the hippies :-)

Like we should have done in the 60's!

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Vote now for the WORST movie EVER

madmalc

Real abomination: "Seven Brides For Seven Brothers"

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