* Posts by T.a.f.T.

120 publicly visible posts • joined 11 May 2011

French bloke fined for failing to shag missus

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Point to the dolly

> Get down or else.

Type of sex was not defined, any sexual contact may qualify as enough and not any specific acts...sadly.

Telstra hauls in wholesale IPv6

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That very eager one

Have you never let an... enthusiastic friend be the first one to cross the rotten looking log over a river. Sure Timmy you go first (and the rest of us will find your body down stream if it all goes wrong)

Google in freetard-friendly copyright infringement update

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Trollface

Not doing much at all

I think the authors point was that Google have not really done much at all that will stop pirates, which is not great news as far as the content producers go. Hence the authors opinion as to why this news was aired on/before the weekend when everyone in the US is having lazy Monday prior to returning to work (not wearing any white).

<- That is what the author was trying to do... I think... but being anti-Google & anti-MFIDIAD (whatever the letters are) in the same article did water down the point a bit as he was not up in arms about either side and ended up being rather... meh!

Teen tags disintegrating comet

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Mass ejections

Clearly everyone was impressed with new young neubile lab assistant here on her work placment.

...project leader Nick Howes: “As soon as we saw the images, we knew something had kicked off...We were frantically communicating with each other over Twitter, e-mail and Facebook, just staggered with the...tail"

Later in the lab Hannah is looking at some images with her back to her college.

"Hey Mr scientist, what are these extra while splodges on this image?" asks Hanna. Frantic fumbling follows "Erm... it mist be something ejaculated... I mean ejected from the commits tail? Yes that is it, well done you found something!"

Space junk at 'tipping point', now getting worse on its own

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New Moon

Perhapse we need to build a couple of new artificial moons of a sizable mass just under and above the geostationary area to sweep the skys clean. I am thinking some thing mostly made of rubish with a few limited boosters to keep it in orbit; like a Space Hulk from the 40k universe.

<- Looks a little like an Ork

Ten... budget Android tablets

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Kogan Agora 7 & Flash/HD

What is the "Kogan Agora 7" like with Flash & HD playbac? It looks like one of the best if it is OK with that too?

UK-US corporate world slams 'dot-brand' domain plans

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.net

Is for networking, as in Facebook.net is it not?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.net

hmm... I stand corrected. Carry on.

Don't buy your iPad in a McDonald's car park

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Logo

But is has Apple's logo on it! So that would really be a Trade mark violation which is usually much easier to make stick.

Seven lessons from the HP Touchpad fire sale

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Smart Phones

Everything you just said (well pretty much) will also apply to a smart phone; the only two things a smart phone does which a laptop does not is:

1. Fit in your pocket

2. Make calls

You can do everything else better and easier on a laptop but you don’t always have a laptop with you because it is big and heavy (comparatively). Smart Phones and eReaders have shown people some of the nice points about having some shiny web accessing tech in your pocket; it has also made a lot of places people gather (pubs, coffee shops, etc.) put in Wi-Fi. This means that people who perhaps have a bag or brief case could now carry a slightly larger Smart Phone without the phone bit so they don’t have to squint at a small picture or lug a heavy laptop with them.

HP's UK PC boss: We're going nowhere

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Compuling

The massive multicore *nix machine I am sat at right now is for compiling things fast, so not specked out exactly for games (needs a better graphics card for that). However I loosely agree with your point that Apples cannot be seriously chosen as a better spec machine vs. an HP

Game denies Steam threat claims

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Ubisoft & Settlers

I was a little hesitant at first when I found Ubisoft required me to make an account with them after buying a copy of a rent game in the Settlers series. However they have done a good job of integrating the game with Steam as well as offering Facebook and Twitter integration in the game for things like achievements. Perhaps publishers should be encouraged to include items like this which mean that at least the social aspects of Steam's offering can be distributed across different outlets.

Am I wrong or right in thinking there is a Microsoft Live and a Steam version of Bioshock? Just seems weird that you cannot link N accounts to one game; although I can see that owning a CD-ROM copy of a game should not give you a Steam copy to download anywhere... well unless that new MP3 "backup" service which upset iTunes can also apply to games?

US and Russia to give uranium to ANYONE

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Mines

Uranium does not grow on tree's. I am relatively sure the USA and Russia both have Uranium mines but does Iran?

If a country has Uranium mining facilities then I can see that the argument of "we want to be able to refine our own fuel" applies but if they have to guy ore or unrefined materials from 'allies' then surly they may as well buy refined material from a stock pile?

New Samsung-funded Flash disruptor uncloaks

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Multiple Drive failure but...

I can see your point that you will hit a point where drives start failing more and if they are all build together and put under the same load you can expect it to happen all at once. The thing is that it is not likely the same parts of the data array inside a drive will go in all the unit and even if it does the drives should detect the problem before a write and the raid sat ontop of it means that the data should be recoverable from other sectors on other disks? So yes your shiney fast drives will all need pulling and the raid rebuilding after a given amount of time, but if they are half the drive of spinning storage does that matter as long as you only have 80% usage and can start swapping disks in time?

The IBM PC is 30

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read the 2nd half of the statment

> vi made file editing quick and simple?

He does not question vi he questioned when it made life easier.

Google+ bans real name under ‘Real Names’ policy

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TafT

“The Names Policy requires that you use the name that you are commonly referred to in real life”

I have almost used the name TafT long enough for even my UK passport to take it... (Something like 12 years of common use) but that would fail on account of it beeing a mononym (well OK it is a Acronym as well).

Prior to that I got one of the names I was Christened with added to my passport as although it did not appear on my Child Passport or my Birth certificate I had been using it long enough for it to count as my legal name...

Google+ succumbs to Facebook game envy

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Buzz & +1

You also get a Buzz and a +1 channel if you want them. Neither of these are visible on your profile be default and at the moment I don't think either of them gets broadcast to circles.

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Angry Birds

That's all the women that have had the late night naughty picks of them uploaded automatically to Google+ isn't it?

Deduplication’s Role in Disaster Recovery

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value of a HDD sector

> What are the different elements of data I have to protect – how much redundancy is there likely to be between one backup and another, how much does my data change?

That is surly key; by deduplicating data you are making a single section of disk represent a critical part of not just one file but 10s or 1,000s of them. If that sector gets corrupted you will loose not one part of one file but one part of your thousands of files. Of course a properly administered raid (make sure you check the logs!) should mitigate this problem.

Better make sure your monthly off-site backup is not getting deduplicated against last month too if you really want it to be a full copy of all your data. However I do agree that on the whole it should save lots of disk space, which will save capital and energy :-)

Who'd buy a fake battery?

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Headmaster

using a word not a symbol

ml not m litres

if it is an abbreviation of million it should also be m' to indicate where the missing letters are as in couldn't and you're.

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Ditto

Was about to say:

>1.3m litres

"who cares about 1.3 mili-liters of Vodka!"

Google kills off app maker

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Joke

C

> where did it all go wrong

You didn't learn C which gives a reasonable level of control but leaves enough time at the end of the day for girls & alcohol (just don't say any more about your job than I am a programmer for X(applciation) and your odds of getting laid stay about par with the average man on the street).

Google's Facebook: It rocks, but who cares?

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Happy

TweetDeck

I use twitter a lot more once I realised that TweetDeck would not only Tweet but also Buzz and Facebook for me... so as Buzz is already rolled into Google+ (I think) I can keep all 3 in Sync with the existing Apps for Android/Chrome et. al.

I wholly agree that my output at the least should be from one post and if at all possible the replies should be aggregated. I don't use TweetDeck instead of any of the services it has worked more as a feeder causing me to use all three a lot more and I think that should be the goal.

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Headmaster

mix & match

I think the point is that in Facebook you cannot combine lists that easily on the fly, yes it is only two or three clicks but on G+ at the moment it is drag and drop or an instant set of tick boxes. FB will probably get this soon too I am sure.

Totally agree that the initial setting up of lists is the burden, FB use to encourage you to do this a bit when you Added a friend and the key thing G+ is going right now is to make it easy and necessaries to sort people in some way (not everyone is my Friend so they may as well be someone I follow, or family or college as all those are just as easy a state to set). I can see where this takes it key from Gmail and it is a feature I like, but I am just that kind of person (see pic)

Ballmer's breaking point: Is Windows 8 already too late?

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Trollface

8 just a recompile?

Other than working on ARM what else is new in Windows 8? Will it basically be Windows 7 service Pack (insert relevant number) that they have also cross-compiled onto an ARM core?

If 9 is all voice and touchy then I can see that is like a huge GUI update... so perhaps we should wait for WinX when they have split the Windows 10 GUI system out into some separate server like lump; all we need is a catchy marketing name for a GUI server/client system possibly related to the number 10...

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real word

just an odd one.

But I don't have the complete OOD on my desk to check it. Interweb believes in it and uses it in a legal setting: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/eventuate

It is however listed as an Americanism from the 1780-90s so I am not sure if it is a bit young to be in standard english (or more importantly true British English) just yet.

Console gaming giant goes into handjobs

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Mobile games...

I only hear about them from their PC work and most of that is through Steam?!!

It is true that casual games are probably easy to port and will work well on most handheld devices but this is not the main market for PopCap at the moment is it? I guess it might be what they sold themselves to EA as.

At least EA is not in any kind of monopoly position with its tendrils in 90% or more of the games industry.

.XXX to launch nothing-but-smut unsafe search

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Devil

In other news

Google's traffic drops by 50%

Top level domain explosion could wreak MAYHEM on NET

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Wait... 300 TLDs?!?!?!

"Right now, there are fewer than 300 TLDs"

Ok so their are going to be a lot of contires (this says 248); then there is .com .biz .net .org .gov .edu .info ummm.... help me out here people.

If we are not using what we have why do we need any more?

Oh an infallible source en.wikipedia.rog/wiki/List_of_Internet_top-level_domians

.aero ... the air industry gets it's own one but I bet Bowing does not use it in fact most of the specilised ones here dont get used, I have never even seen them! I guess this can go two wayes, everyone will have their own www.taft or everyone will just keep using www.taft.com and a lot of redirects.

Hackers pierce network with jerry-rigged mouse

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Internal HUBS

Unfortunatly a lot of PC's now days have USB hubs built inside of them, that is how you often get ports on the front and back of a machine or get multiple ports. One controller, then a hub into which you can plug devices. You could probably setup each machine type to reject any new hub though...

Boffins fix dead satellite using 'dirty hack' in space

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Facepalm

It was off

That was the problem... the on button is in space and there is no way to reach it! Last time they let the work experience kid fault find using the help guide.

Brewer bashes Beeb over anti-beer bias

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Frostycrack

Better known as Frosty Jack is the best thing we found while I was at Uni; big old blue cider bottle at about 9% and less than £2 a litre :-D

Slight problem in that it was like drinking fizzy apple juice so you quite often finished a bottle before realising you could not feel your face; happy times :-)

<- bit of a hangover the next day

Square gets $1bn valuation with $100m investment

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Facepalm

Mid Term Plan

"At a glance, Square would seem to have a business plan that extends hundreds of years into the future"

1. Copy an OK sounding idea

2. Associate lots of buzz words with idea

3. Get some venura captial

4. Get some customers & income going (this is a weird step but for them it worked)

5. Steps 3 & 4 mean we can get more captital

6. More buzz about us plz, we are worth lots of moneyz now

7. Cash out and run for the hills

There is no need for the plan to keep going or for them to make money, just need to get given money by VCs or the market.

Draw and fold working circuitry with the silver-ink pen

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Happy

Plotters return?

Do you think this will mean data plotters will make a come back, these often could take standard pens in them. Two or three pens of different thickness's in a plotter machine and I could print my circuits directly onto paper or read board :-)

US Navy invents 'Zero-Power Autonomous' ocean probe

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Water

"As long as you keep the Hydrogen away from the Oxygen in the atmosphere.

Ohhh. I see a small problem..."

If the bubbles surface & if they ignite they will form fresh water over the sea... not such a problem.

We have known about hydrogen making bacteria for ages (I thought) as they have said they could make fuel that way for a long time... problem is that they don't make it very fast so you would need vast seas of it to make large volumes quickly. Perhaps they plan to crack a tank and make the ocean give us fuel :-D

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PR

I think you will find that is called Nuclear Power; they just wanted to be careful about telling the public that we just fired a warhead into space to great alien visitors...

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Lighter than air

Hydrogen is lighter so for a given volume/number of molecules it should give them better lift. True any gas should be lighter than sea water so it depends what bacteria you can easily keep alive/suspended & fed at depth.

Anonymous claims LulzSec merger

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IPO

The important thing is what the public trading value of this new merged organisation would be; with facebook pumping up to $70B it is a good time for floating online tech groups.

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let us unite against the common enemy

The Judean People's front

German chemical giant depending on biscuit-based security

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Boffin

Earthing and a good seal

I am sure you have to earth a cage if you want the transmitter to be blocked; you will get some attenuation from just having a metal/water/fleshy object in the path but not enough to stop a mobile broadcast. If you earth it you give a new direction for the magical photon/electron waves to head; down into the ground so you can get a bit more attenuation.

I would say that a tin strapped to the central heating systems or some other earth point with some copper tape around it should be OK. Then you put the tin in a microwave and the microwave underwater in a large bucket... no problems there?

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Big Brother

Never off

You cannot take the battery out so that you can never break the iLink to your brain; without it how would Apple make you know what you want to buy... I mean gather market research data out of your frontal cortex.

Big Brother has a Jobs for you O_O (don't blink, that is what they sink the data)

Virgin Media blames Activision for Call of Duty lag problems

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Happy

FLOPS

Look at you showing off with a console that can run a game and NIC (I have one too, great arnt they :-D)

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Spot the difference

"Modern Warfare 2 on the PS3"

His problem was with CoD on XBox? So that is a different game on a different console; true buying a lower powered console means you should expect worse game play but if matey says he can play MW2 fine on his xBox and not CoD it does point to either the game engine or the network traffic it makes being an issue.

Back to gaslight, coal and steam power - it's the future

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Mushroom

Small amount of uranium vs lots of coal

There is but you could use electric tools (many mining rigs are electric so they dont have to get exhaust fumes out). Most importantly Coal, Oil or Gas plants needs many many tones of fuel all the time that they are running; Nuclear plants can have one patch of fuel last a very long time.

The biggest energy cost of a nuke is the concrete to make all the walls; but if you powered the concrete factory on Nuclear power that goes down quite a bit (I think making concrete outputs CO2 direclty on top of the huge amount of heat & power it needs).

Nuke - Better than fossil fules even if it is not perfect; even kills less minors...but only coz there are less of them needed. Not a perfect world but maybe a better one.

Bluetooth goes 3D with Apple

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LOS for a TV!

> arguments about line of sight have never cut much ice with users who can generally see the television they want to control

I have plenty of TV related bumph that I would love to hide in a cupboard (well the other 1/2 would love me to hide it) that I don't need to see. DVD player, BlueRay, Hi-Fi/Surround sound system, 2 set-top boxes... The only thing I need to see is the screen but I need to fire a remote at a billion things!

One great thing about MythTV is that I can use my phone to do the remote and I would think that making it so that your phone, fondel slab or similar can control all your AV kit would be an obvious choice. Most manufactures don't sell their kit based on how great their remote is after all so getting them to play nice and not each fork out more money making a remote I will loose down the sofa* should be easy right?

Black Hawk beacse it always looks a bit like a laser hitting a skull to me and we should not have lasers in our remotes.

*I still have not found the Virgin set top box remote after I moved house 4 months ago... the buttons on the box work well enough on the odd times I need to watch free virgin over Freeview.

World braces for domain name EXPLOSION

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Mushroom

.<foo>.<country>

Sounds like a good idea to me but I see no harm in allowing plain .<foo>. if the applicant can provide resolvable proof of international business interests. google.search.uk and google.search are both OK.

I did wonder if you could just register .<word> and host your side at www.word?

I agree that this could quiet easily lead to a name explosion where even less logic is involved in a domian then there is at present!

LucasArts Day of the Tentacle

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Fond memories

My brother pointed gog.com to me; it has lots of nice old titles up there but sadly it does not look like Lucas arts is there :-( There are plenty of other great old games though so hopefully a few of them will get reviewed in future editions of this column?

A sysadmin's top ten tales of woe

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Meh

Finger is good enough tool

I have done this before; I was surprised just how easy it was when having a blind feel behind a machine to toggle this switch. Fortunately the fact that nothing came back on as I expected alerted me to the fact that I may not have just flipped the black power switch and I took a good look before powering things on.

No tool needed, just a bit of a fumble in the dark.

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Coffee/keyboard

Mi Ol Mum

I could have seen my mum doing this a while ago. It was just too funny not to comment.

Earth may be headed into a mini Ice Age within a decade

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Mushroom

Just not trying

Underground nuclear explosions should take care of letting in air and setting fire to it all.

There is probably no way to burn all of the commercially accessible coal in a a useful way is probably true. We can run out of oil and gas super fast if we try hard though :-P Well there are oil sands but I am sure my injectors will clog up if I put sand into the fuel tank.

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Correlation

Is it me or to the graphs here: http://www.boulder.swri.edu/~deforest/SPD-sunspot-release/2_hill_butterflyDiagram.sm.jpg

Seem to correlate to the graph here:

http://www.boulder.swri.edu/~deforest/SPD-sunspot-release/9_penn_decline.pdf

To show that magnetics roughly follow activity! So we could expect everything to head up again as it looks from the butterfly diagram like we are starting the up cycle of 24. Of course my claim is quite a loose one without the magnetic data from periods before the current (24) but it is as good as the one claiming it will decrease.

It does look like we might be peaking on the longer term cycle the butterfly diagram shows too but as we are talking about 0.1 - 1% of the suns output I am guessing that does not make a massive change to the heat we get from the sun?