Posts by AudiGuy
227 posts • joined Friday 6th May 2011 17:41 GMT
@ Bob
"The FACT that you USE that fucking annoying STYLE of capitalizing RANDOM words in your POST says it ALL, buddy."
Ahhh, and that would be what Bob?
You just gotta love P.T. Barnum
What a bunch of suckers. ROTFLMAO
Re: Re: I give it about 2 days......
Probably in their basements popping their Zits.
Re: Re: Does this include conversations...
That is utterly obscene.
Re: I see what you did there!
Funny...just thinking the same about you Marty Boy.
Re: @Ac 1622 GMT
No...maybe he just dislikes people stereotyping other people.
ABSOLUTELY!
I'm with you 100% on that sentiment.
@Tigra 07
Another pin-headed homophobe speaks.
Opinions are like a$$holes...you just happen to have/be a large one.
@JDX
Nice try...but bunk.
If Farcebook puts out a "poll" to ask users what they want, and it gets an answer THEY don't want to hear, then too bad.
The fact that only a small majority of users bothered to vote is significant, in that it may, or may not, represent other user's opinions, so Farcebook probably should ignore the results this time.
BUT...had a MAJORITY of the 900,000,000 losers who use Farcebook voted against the changes...Farcebook would have been bound by THEIR poll...as long as they had not hidden language to the contrary deep inside the poll EULA. Which, chances are, there was anyway.
Successful? Really?
Market Cap of USD104bn on the day of the IPO...Market Cap of USD59bn right now.
Stock price down over 25% from its high. Way to go Sparky!!
Re: which goes to show
Nothing invented by man is as powerful an aphrodisiac as being the CEO of a $90 billion (and falling) IPO.
There...fixed it for you.
What an investment!
IPO on Friday @ $38.00...High today of $36.66...Low today of $33.00...hovering around $34.00.
http://data.cnbc.com/quotes/FB
Nice 10%+ DROP in your investment kids.
Posted in Is there life after ads for St Zuck?
@JDX
" Clearly being able to write your thoughts on a site where the world can see them has gone to your head and made you think your opinions are worth sharing.
They're not."
Funny...neither are yours.
Obviously the work of the Irish Mob.
Who else?
Sorry...Steve said it will never happen...so move along please...nothing to see here.
"The reason we won't make a 7-inch tablet isn't because we don't want to hit that price point, it's because we think the screen is too small to express the software."
http://www.iphonehacks.com/2010/10/steve-jobs-apple-wont-make-7-inch-ipad.html
Re: Err, yes, that's the point
Hey...nice theories. People just LOVE being exploited for their own good. What a concept.
You have any Benevolent Despots in your family history? Just wondering.
My...my...my...
We sure are sensitive, aren't we.
"You just post on internet forums instead. The difference is ... ?"
Well...if you can't figure that out...sorry.
Don't worry...
...there's probably "an app for that" in there somewhere.
Does anyone still care what Steve Jobs thinks/thought?
Not moi.
Could it possibly be down to something as simple as...
...what the Ruskies are building these is pure CRAP?
Until an electric car can get 500 miles before needing a charge...
...then be recharged in under 5 minutes...I'll be burning old dinosaurs.
Posted in HP unveils glass-cased Ultrabook
NFC in a laptop? WTF?
Sure...I always take my laptop with me when I go shopping. So convenient.
Well...without all those folks keeling over from heart disease if they ARE highly taxed...
...there soon will be an outcry from the doctors who pracitce cardiovascular disease medicine...as their numbers of patients will be greatly reduced...and therefore reduce their personal incomes.
Next...luxury home builders will suffer...then luxury car makers...then country clubs...and on and on. It will RUIN the world's economies! What's that? They're already in the toilet? Never mind.
"Nick someone's phone while he's in the john..read password...and?" Nothing.
The password is stored on the charger the USER owns...not the Pub's.
Possible implications for Scotland, and the World's Navies.
So does this mean that the use of the word "aye" now has to be licensed from Apple?
He said pipe smoke...
...not cigar smoke. Different Intern.
Could just be that the word "soccer" originated on YOUR side of the pond.
http://expertfootball.com/gossip/answer.php?qid=482
http://www.soccer-fans-info.com/origin-of-the-word-soccer.html
Clarification.
That 1.29% is for ALL Linux OS varients. Desktop & otherwise. Rather pathetic I'd say.
Third largest desktop OS at a whopping 1.29%! Go get 'em boys!!
http://marketshare.hitslink.com/operating-system-market-share.aspx?qprid=8
So sorry...
...but the Jobs doll WILL NOT have replacable batteries.
Once the doll no longer recharges, you will be expected to return it, along with a check or money order made payable to Apple Computers, in the amount of USD$69.99 for repalcement of the internal battery. If you would like a "loaner doll" whilst yours is in for repair, please include an additional USD$199.99 to cover the costs of shipping and handling. Please allow 12 weeks for the repair and return of your iDol(L).
Thank you.
Better yet...
...just don't use Farcebook. Very simple solution.
Sad to say...
...but ALL politicians are corporate whores...as well as whores for votes.
There isn't ONE in the US worth their weight in dog poo.
Don't these bungholes have anything better to do?
One more glowing waste of taxpayer's money.
Posted in Feds cuff KISS rock star's DDoS suspect
Why CA & not CT?
Probably that is where the ISP that hosts Simmons' web site is located. Just a guess.
And just WHO used the tag line...
..."The empire on which the sun never sets."?
Well, the Spanish for one...and then there was this small island nation to the north, who also used it for a century or so. Hmmm...wonder whatever happend to them.
Posted in Cops bust den of text-spam spewers
Very simple solution to all this.
Do what I do...have ALL text messages blocked. Have no use for it anyway.
" I have studiously ignored works Christmas dos for 10 years..."
Likewise. Couldn't agree more!
Like the folks I work with...but have absolutely no desire to "party" with them.
And this "Secret Santa" BS really makes me nauseous!
Then I must be doing something even WORSE...
...because I have a Motorola Droid Bionic and a 16 GB BB Playbook. Purchased the Playbook on "Beige Wednesday" (before the "Black Friday" CF here) from Best Buy for USD199.00.
...and if THAT isn't enough of a conundrum...
...where do the three SAABs I also own fit into this analogy?
Anybody? Please? I need a little help here folks.
And as if there weren't enough distractions right now for drivers...
...now they can have Internet access in their cars? God help us all!
Most punters haven't a clue as how to drive a car when behind the wheel right now...this should REALLY increase the highway death numbers in short order.
Think I'll consider taking shorter routes to & fro from now on!
"... the Danes are BMW where Apple are Audi."
So just where does that leave moi?
I own an Audi with a B&O sound system...a B&O turntable on my home entertainment system...and YES...I still play records...and can't stand Apple.
I am SO confused now.
"That, or perform them in the bedroom without the company of cameras."
Is THAT where I went wrong? Oh golly. :-(
Just one more thing...
...for folks with more money than brains.
And this is a surprise to anyone?
With Comrade Putin, the former head of the KGB, running the country...and YES...HE is still running the show...is this any surprise?
Not to moi.
Now...
...if they could only find a way to GIVE the Spammers HIV...they just might have something there.
Or just maybe...
...there it's in a near parallel universe, where Steve Jobs hasn't croaked yet...and he will be unveiling the new iPhone 5 in time for the holidays!
Well you know Clare...
...if you "... do not have the time to supervise teenage children 24/7..." maybe you shouldn't have had children IN THE FIRST PLACE? HMMM??
Who needs GPS?
The cell carriers...and anyone using thier information...can track ANY cell phone, simply by looking at the cell sites the phone has/is connected to.
THIS IS NOTHING NEW.
Sorry Julian...you’re tilting at windmills once again. Now...go outside and get some Sun. You look awfully PALE!
Her estate will be hearing from Apple's lawyers any day now.
I'm SURE the now departed Boy Wonder thought of this BEFORE she did...even if he wasn't born yet.
