54 posts • joined 6 May 2011
Have they run outof things to steal then?
outsourcing doesn't work
The staff will end up demotivated, poorly paid and not having the right skills to get the job done resulting in high staff turnover. This will reflect poorly on the client who will have to pay a large amount to get the issue resolved to the profit of the supplier.
Best way is to mess with their metrics. Call them and hang up after a few seconds. Having too many dropped calls doesn't look good for them.
reminds me of Dances with Wolves with Stretched Smurfs
Outsourcing is bad
They will still get away with bringing in cheap staff under the Visa Scheme..
Im waiting for the ambulance chasers sueing the phone manufacturers
your mighty rail gun is no use under water...
Your Yahoo emails are now property of the Chinese government. Just wait for them to let their cyber army access all your business and personal emails
Seeing that we have been transmitting radio signals for about 100 years, we have another 500 to prepare the <weclcome to Earth / We Surrender> mat
is she hot?
maybe the lense needs wiping
oh by the way, your job is getting offshored and we will sue if you go work for the competition..
14 days is enough time for the yanks to launch their muini shuttle to make some modifications
Use the tried as tested duck and cover.. That will save you from the mad mullahs nukes
Playmobile or it didnt exist
Im in the mood playing AC/DC Big Balls very loud
Imagine the damage a 2 year old could do to a 42 inch ITV Touch screen
is on disability allowance so he doesn't have to work at all. If he eat McD's all the he will have severe flutulence, halitosis and other takeaway induced maladies.
He probably doesn't smell too nice either.
Their quality went down the pan when they replaced all the techies with bean counters and people with business degrees
when zombies are defetaed following World War Z, we can use these chips to train a number of them for mundain taks suchs as cleaning sewers and streets.
Interesting to note that both old and new pictures were taken from from the same position and angle.
hmmm Counter nuke
the yanks will develop new tech to counter it and then use it to obliterate anything that moves with 100 square mile radius (civilians included)
not for me but for the meter as everyone is out to get it..
can try and find a way block the signal just to piss em off
tickle my prostate
I wonder if the books are being cooked to look good
No need to panic..
until NASA report that it is decelerating..
in ancient egypt.
Dan Brown books
I wonder what will happen when the Dan Brown and Stieg Larsson books reach critical mass.
One possiblilty is that they will condense into one big steaming turd
Given the environmental record of Japanese firms, I wonder what will happen to the acid and red mud.
Waiting for a response from Greenpeace on this issue
You can sue Microsoft for not providing adequate security to protect your personal details...
How will Corporations stay in business when their customer base has been replaced by robots and have no income to buy their products?
NFC in Gregs
That iss a lot of sausage rolls to buy in order to use it....
Paris coz she likes sausage rolls
Cillit Bang will clear that Fungal Infection...
They use the stuff to clean de-commisioned Nuclear reactors so it should kill off the Toadstool invaders from your dishwasher
Just thinking about the mechanics of it is making me go blind...
Paris coz she hides it well
All hail Cloud Computing until the Feds show up and take your data
Finally he is cutting the dead wood. I wonder how many more Hurd-ittes are still left there?
anyone know the lifespan of the Fondleslabs or iClones?
does this have commercial implications or just the fantasies of hollywood
Since my profile picture is a clown and my other pictures are of animals and inanimate objects. How would the software work?
as long as the dont get the hump...
OK I know I'll get my coat
Wonder what Keanu Reeves would say
I wonder what Mark Hurd has to say about this.
<Bland response to article containing colourful expletives>
more than likely the "hovercraft" are really airbeds with generic fans attached powered by made in China car batteries
What would happen if they had a mirrored Data centre in another country and said country went in a search warrant looking for questionable data?
You could end having your commercially sensitive data in hands to foreign coppers who may/may not sell the data onto their business pals.
how many of the people who posted message here are from Scotland?
Standard practise in the private sector is to secure the laptop to the desk using a kensington lock for his laptop as for his fondleslab check MI5 as they will be downloading the log files to check where he has been.
only matter of time.
... before the hackers figure out a way to steal your virtual cash without you knowing it
Knowing BT they will use the Intra-Company Visa system to bring in "staff" from a non-EU country where staffing costs are much less
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