* Posts by Disco-Legend-Zeke

915 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2007

Sweaties decode ultimate mystery of chips

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@JS19

...I must admit that the species creep is anecdotal, the crop is Roundup Ready (tm) cotton and the weed species is Bindweed, which looks like morning glory. I heard this from farmers and from the agricultural extension guy, neither has any reason to lie about it.

The discussion led me to a little further research:

http://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/bk-1996-0645.ch021

"Resistance to herbicides, pathogens and insects may occur in wild plant species through mutation and introgression with other species. The movement of genes among plants provides weeds with the opportunity to express new properties and modify their invading potential. Examples of gene flow within and between weed populations, between weed species, and between crops and weeds are reviewed. Special attention is given to herbicide resistance genes and gene flow between genetically engineered crops, that display new highly adaptive genes, and weeds."

http://agribiotech.info/details/Stewart-GeneFlow%20Mar%208%20-%2003.pdf (warning PDF)

"Horizontal gene flow is the movement of genes between disparate, unrelated species, such as between plants and microbes. [...] there is good evidence that genes have moved between species in evolutionary time. One well-characterized case is the movement of genes from the soil bacterium Agrobacterium tumefaciens to plants"

By whatever mechanism, the introduction of herbicide resistance to weed species IS taking place to the extent that, in the words of the aggie agent, "It Looks we won't have Roundup any more."

The short term danger to farmers, however is economic, for example, pollin from GMO soybeans is carried to non GMO crops. Two things happen to the farmer:

1. The crop may not be exported to countries where GMOs are prohibited.

2. If the farmer saves and plants his own seeds, he is sued for patent infringement by Monsanto.

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Flowers Supposedly Reject...

... pollen from other species, but Roundup resistance is showing up in several weed species already.

'I caught a virus from Murdoch's organ' – famous secret hooker

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You Only Carry...

...a one night supply?

Apple patent: 'Pour' your data from iPhone to iPad

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And To Upload Tat...

...to eBay, you would punt it.

ARM daddy simulates human brain with million-chip super

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Will We Become As...

...gods?

As the machines we construct multiply and become more like us, will they begin to argue over Intelligent Design?

More importantly, will there be some electronic equivalent of beer?

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The Brain Handles Information...

...in the form of a hologram, the phase modulation being the arrival times of neural pulses.

The n-gram of memory modifies the firing time of a given neuron.

Many drugs also modify firing timing.

Nintendo lumbered with lawsuit in 3DS patent row

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Prior Art

Those lenticular post cards.

Next iPhone to sport thinner, lighter casing, says paper

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The Only Thing I Hate...

...about the thin devices of our day, is that it makes the devices of the future (Star Trek, specifically) look old and clunky.

Apple users complain over MobileMe 'censorware'

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I Imagine...

...the BCC: didn't help the spam score.

Cray stuffs 46 mobile Intel chips into microserver

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I Don't See Any...

...space for the waterfall.

Chinese coal blamed for global warming er... cooling

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"We Need All The Acid Rain We Can Get"

Actual quote from agricultural extension agent in Arizona.

Facebook's 'awesome' plan to hook up with Skype?

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There Are Thousands Of...

...audio video enabled chat sites. Many encrypted.

From tiny unknowns like 1-US.US to giant YAHOO.COM.

A Google search for "video chat" (with quotes) returns 66 million links.

Go Daddy in the hands of private equity giants

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Quote...

"...we plan to maintain and augment all of the attributes that have made Go Daddy a clear market leader today."

Including the boobs?

Auditor declares FiReControl a 'comprehensive failure'

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More Than...

...Murphy's Law.

Better put the politicos involved on the scale and see who got fat on too many steak dinners fed them by vendors.

You don't throw around a Billion Bucks (TM) without a lot of backflow.

NetApp patents Hybrid Aggregates, sneers at PCIe

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Mine Already Have Something Called A...

...buffer.

Wimbledon grunters turned down by viewers

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I Always Thought...

...that the grunting had to do with increasing oxygen transfer in the lungs. Much like playing music increases airflow in marijuana stomata.

I recall back in my professional killer days we were trained to yell when making an attack.

Moderatrix kisses the Reg goodbye

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Surely, Shirley, Sweet Sassy Sarah, I...

...will continue to post comments here, but i will no longer sport wood while doing so.

Best of luck and every success in your new top secret gig.

I miss Sarah already.

Brewer bashes Beeb over anti-beer bias

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Me...

...too!

Blow to the head makes people feel good about religion

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But, People That Post Religeous...

...beliefs on El Reg are more likely to get downvoted.

Kiwi gals swig shots of horse semen

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There Are Lots Of...

...feel-good hormones in semen. The purpose is to enhance pair bonding. This reinforces/explains the street knowledge that a girl will be yours forever if you are her first.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201101/attention-ladies-semen-is-antidepressant

"[semen contains] two female sex hormones, and many mood-elevating compounds: endorphins, estrone, prolactin, oxytocin, thyrotrpin-releasing hormone, and serotonin."

Apple strangleholds worldwide battery output

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I Should Have Used...

...the joke icon, but: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3o_2mwRPdw

The sense i get from the RC fora is that there is a greater risk with cheaper batteries, just as with Li-Ion.

Direct quote from

http://www.gercc.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=21:new-club-rules-on-the-safe-use-of-li-po-batteries&catid=1:news&Itemid=11

"...any rechargeable battery that is currently on the market has a small risk of explosion, fire, and smoke emission if not handled properly. Lithium (LiPo) batteries are no different, neither are they fundamentally unsafe."

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Lots Of Lithium...

...batteries around.

It's just the non-exploding ones that are hard to find.

Apple's new Final Cut Pro X 'not actually for pros'

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My Understanding Of...

...Final Cut is that it is a film editing program. Although so many movies are made in video these days.

I have been using Sony Vegas almost since they bought Sonic Foundry. I switched from Adobe Premire, another film editor, because Vegas talked the language of video, a language i had already been using for 30 years.

Wikipedia awash in 'frothy by-product' of US sexual politics

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Well I Learned...

...the word for it.

Santorum has a very distinct and, to me, disagreeable odor, but i was never able to explain it before.

Acrobatic US driver in 85mph back-seat drunk sex prang

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This Situation Has Come...

..up several times. Me gasping in panic and trying to get a foot onto the brake.

The sex is generally very unfulfilling.

Tank goodness I wake up before the crash.

Google's HTTP Archive merges with Internet Archive

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I Love The...

...Internet Archive. It once yielded the lost recipe for Mrs. Zeke's Italian Cream Cake.

As to the HTTP Archive, I would be afraid to look too hard at my own website performance stats, certainly pages are larger than they need to be.

It's nice to know that there are great new tools for looking at the Global Internet, and that the original code was not hoarded by AOL. There is much to be learned about Georouting and IPv6 as they are rolled into the mix of protocols, links, and switches that becomes the new Internet every day.

Earth may be headed into a mini Ice Age within a decade

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If The Sun Is Sentient...

...he is laughing at us now.

Dam Busters dog dubbed 'Digger'

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A Case Of...

...a Wag dogging the Tale.

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Teenage Premarital Sex Is...

...permitted in movies. But they must be killed horribly by the [monster|fire|meteor|Etc.] within five minutes.

Site appeals feds' unprecedented domain seizure

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Summary Execution...

...of your domain name seems a bit unconstitutional. Beyond free speech. They are being directly harmed financially without benefit of jury.

On the other side of this two headed coin, if it is legal in Spain, their .es version of the name should continue working.

Hundreds arrested in Far Eastern online scam crackdown

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Guy: "I Met A...

...girl, I thought she was African, but it turned out she was from one of those Carribian Islands, um, I forget the name."

Other Guy: "Jamaica?"

Guy: "No, we just kissed a little."

HP refuses to resurrect global partner piss-up conference

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"...[Vendor With The]...

...least visibility of strategy or strategic engagement in the channel is HP,"

But they will let you know as soon as they figure it out.

HP builds the coolest gear on the planet. Product first, planning second, marketing last.

Reg hack cast adrift as Illuminati Online goes off-line

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Lots Of Choices:

billray.asia Available Register

billray.name Available

billray.us Available

bill-ray.com Available

bill-ray.net Available

bill-ray.org Available

bill-ray.info Available

bill-ray.biz Available

bill-ray.asia Available

bill-ray.name Available

Midlands council laughs at zombie-apocalypse threat

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Zombies Are Not...

...completely fictional. Although they have entered the media as a popular theme, zombies were originally a voodoo victim poisoned by the use of pufferfish and datura toxins.

More at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie

Skype hangs up on users yet again

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YAHOO! VIDEO! CALL!

maybe?

Cameron calls for ISP-level parental censorship tools

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Most Parents...

...already know how old their children are. Obviously.

Just train them to use the tools already at hand.

Parental controls beat nanny [state] controls every time.

Movie-goer punts 3D-to-2D cinema specs

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Be Sure To:

...carefully assemble your homemade version.

You, too can now be the "Geek with taped glasses."

Virgin IT dept shocked by donkey-shagging Taliban

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Cows Are Not Fun Because:

1. You need to stand on a bucket..

2. The tail gets in the way.

3. You have to run around to the front to kiss 'em.

Beeb's iPlayer dismisses radio show as 'b011ckxs'

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Just Have To...

...show off my new and great URL

http://Zeke.US/A

Gordon Ramsay menaced by enormous TURKEY

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I Have Only ONE Major...

*

...TV network credit. They spelled my name wrong. ARRRrrrggh!

*beer helps, though.

Microsoft becoming Apple with Windows 8 control freakery?

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A Tablet Is Not...

...a desktop.

There are no legacy devices or apps to support. Restricting support to approved components and architecture in new devices _should_ result in lean and mean code.

If a manufacturer wants to bring improvements, I would rather imagine Redmond will be cooperative.

What is NOT needed is me-too kludges coming out of the woodwork.

German cops unleash corpse-hunting vultures

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Somehow...

*

...El Reg needs to be involved in this. Vulture-Cam (tm) Etc.

*Sherlock Icon arrived just in time.

Brit rubbish-dump worms in space station science triumph

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At Last, No More...

...shrinkage.

Russian computer programmer buries himself alive

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Meanwhile...

...the United States Government has been suppressing research that shows marijuana kills cancer cells.

Earth receives picture postcard of Milky Way

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Just Don't...

...panic.

Rampaging Android takes over Main Street America

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Revelations:

the Acid book of the bible.

Lockheed-Martin signs on for D-Wave prototype computer

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OK, But When You..

...opened it, was the cat already dead?

Feds break up Chinese-US counterfeit Cisco ring

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Cheaper Than...

...knocking off handbags.

Go Daddy 'negligent' in handing over ownership of accounts

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That's His...

..hair and beard growing back in.

It's SPARKLEY!

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They Killed The Elephant...

...so now they forget stuff.

In fairness to the call center employee, I am surprised they can concentrate on anything given all that unclad boobage hanging out.