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* Posts by teelamma

6 posts • joined 4 May 2011

El Reg nips down IKEA's 'I've Got A Screw Loose Street'

teelamma
Coat

nuts tightening

Do you think the local Mayor has to follow IKEA's advice, and "periodically tighten the screws to ensure stability" on the road signs ?

Coat taken and taxi booked - "To the Market Hall Alfred! Must purchase more tat-based crack"

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Han Solo headed for lengthy stay in bacta tank after Bay Door Control cockup

teelamma

Re: NEVER MIND HAN SOLO, WHAT ABOUT LUKE SKYWALKERS HEAD!!!

Mark Hamill was in a car crash IIRC, hence the scars and that.

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How the clammy claws of Novell NetWare were torn from today's networks

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Stop

IIRC IPX/SPX didn't scale very well, whereas TCP/IP did. I remember routers having to be configured for IPX/SPX and it was all broadcast, very chatty, just what you need for a network protocol lol.

Doom LANs with ipxspx - those were the days indeed.

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Microsoft: All RIGHT, you can have your Start button back

teelamma
Happy

Re: Widows 8?

I thought it was a reference to the crime drama, "She's out - in - out - in - out". Poor old Dolly Rawlings.

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Rainbow Islands

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God this game was tosh - I remember Amiga Format back in the day spooging non-stop about it.

Bubble Bobble was miles better.

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Virgin outsources techies, pulls plug on Trowbridge call centre

teelamma
FAIL

typical

VM prove they are no different than any other firm - screw the IT bods.

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