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64 posts • joined Saturday 30th April 2011 08:44 GMT

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deains
Joke

Re: Bye, Star Wars...

Don't worry, I'm sure they'll make the good news available as a £19.99 DLC package.

deains
Go

Re: Most likely...

You need to show "willing intent" to be visible on the photos. I was told that apparently, if you print out a photo of yourself and stick it to your face, Google won't blur it out for this reason. Or at least, they'll consider not blurring it out, presumably based on how stupid the photo looks.

deains
Boffin

2,611 British app downloaders

…amounts to what, 0.1% of all App Store market share? Possibly an order of magnitude or two less, I don't have the numbers to hand.

We're talking about a microscopic scale survey here.

deains
Alert

Re: Google Music please.

Best put that computer mouse down then.

deains

Re: Added annoyance

"With technology", to quote the article, so Lord only knows (literally).

Given that Twitter are based outside the UK, I think he'd have troubles even finding out those emails to begin with. The only people he's going to be able to sue are those who have their real name listed on their profile, and who live in the UK. Probably not a huge number, but I guess this is more about proving his political clout than collecting any actual damages.

deains
FAIL

Re: Still no buttons

So wait, your solution to my problem is to buy reading gloves? Thanks, but no thanks -- I have a nice pair of soft, warm gloves I'd rather not swap for a crappy capacitive pair every time I fancy a bit of reading.

Also it doesn't address the waterproof bag situation mentioned above.

deains
Thumb Down

Re: Still no buttons

Touch screen doesn't work with gloves on though. With my current, outdated Kindle I can read my book in a chilly train station without getting cold fingers, something that simply isn't possible with the touchscreen designs.

deains

Re: Reviews vs other iPads and not Android tablets?

On the other hand, if you're an Apple user who has no interest in the rubbish that passes for an Android tablet these days, and simply want to know if it's worth moving from an iPad 2 to the iPad Mini or similar, this review does the job nicely. Not everyone has the same perspective as you, I'm afraid.

deains
Boffin

Re: "Apple has launched an overpriced and under-specced turkey"

I can hold my Kindle up with two fingers, and it weighs only 25g less. I think the all-around grip photo is a bit misleading, since you can probably just hold onto one edge, like with an e-reader.

deains
Joke

Oh good

It's nice to know I won't have to update Java at work again for another six months.

deains
Facepalm

Re: Oh great...

Care to enlighten us as to how you'd design a state-of-the-art smartphone then, oh master engineer?

deains
Headmaster

Re: Disputed figure: 1 or 2 % disable javascript

Uniques. And a billion will always be a million million, I say!

deains
Go

Re: Disputed figure: 1 or 2 % disable javascript

I believe Limited Run themselves expounded on the problems with detecting JavaScript usage. The main issue is that most analytics programs require JS to be enabled, so NoScript users will always fly under the radar. Apparently to overcome this they wrote their own analytics program, and it's from that they got the 1-2% figure. Other studies (and there's not been many of them) seem to confirm this.

NoScript (the extension) is very uncommon, by the way. Have a look at the Firefox page for it and you'll see it has 2 million users. It is probably safe to assume the number of people who have disabled JS through other means also number around 2 million.

For comparison, Google gets around two (US) billion visitors per month. 4 mil is a drop in the water as far as total Internet users is concerned. This is very wooly stats of course, but it's fair to say that the influence of non-JS users is microscopic.

Developers still need graceful degredation for non-JS though. 1% may be very little, but in that category we have almost every single search engine bot. Catering to them is kind of essential, at least as far as finding information and links is concerned.

deains
Headmaster

Re: Old news.

Actually more like two decades ago now. Just to make you feel old 'n stuff.

deains
Pint

Welll...

Most IT jobs -are- boring. There's nothing exciting or glamourous about changing printer cartridges and rebooting Windows laptops all day. There are some interesting roles, but the industry as a whole doesn't present the most appealing image.

deains
Go

Re: Street sited?

I imagine it'd just cost too much, both to install and to maintain. The point of them being above ground is so that BT engineers can easily reach them to patch cables and so forth.

deains
Unhappy

Yep

Cancer does that.

deains
Boffin

Probably not

GA requires a bit of JavaScript code to run, which will probably be fetched with the rest of the page but likely won't get run until the user hits enter. And this is Google anyway, I'm sure they've considered this.

deains
Paris Hilton

I wonder how long it'll take for Apple's legal team to get their smelly claws on this. It looks practically identical to a MacBook Air (albeit with a can of black spray paint applied), even down to small details like the webcam/screen bezel and the dimple at the front of the case.

If Apple can successfully sue the crap out of Samsung for the Galaxy, they should be able to take Acer to the cleaners for this. That's assuming the legal system is 100% balanced and fair, of course. Paris knows it's true.

deains
Headmaster

The low-hanging fruit

I called my MP3 player an iPod for years, despite the fact it had nothing to do with Apple or their products. But two syllables are easier to pronounce than five. Similarly, it's a lot easier to just say "Kindle", a well-known brand, than "e-Reader", which, to be perfectly frank, is a pretty stupid name to begin with.

deains
Joke

Meanwhile, at the pepper spray factory...

I'll just let you fill in your own joke here.

deains
WTF?

Not to mention

Including a beta version of Firefox 3 with one of their releases (I forget which one). That's the default browser for the entire operating system, updated to a testing build. The mind boggles.

deains
Happy

If your app can't be sandboxed...

Then don't sell it in the App Store. Simple enough, really. There's nothing to stop you distributing it through other means. Apache server isn't in the App Store for a reason.

deains
Megaphone

Missing the important part

This guy has a hook for a hand. A hook for a hand! I mean, that's just awesome.

deains
Mushroom

Re: "Will Twitter and Facebook be blocked next since they facilitate riots?"

Basically, yes.

deains
Pint

You seem to have described Microsoft Exchange there. Or just IMAP through SSL.

deains
Mushroom

Bad idea

If RIM's Slough data centre is anything to go by.

deains
Coat

Amazing!

I can't believe they managed the enormous complexity of getting some Java code to run on a Windows environment.

deains
Meh

Scammers using method X exploit current event Y

They'll try anything these days. To quote a classic, there's one born every minute…

deains
Coat

"[…] Chinese manufacturers of iPhone cases who gambled on a new form-factor and are now left with stacks of cheap plastic crap they can't sell"

No change there then…

deains
Happy

Accessories are your friend

For example: http://store.griffintechnology.com/iphone/navigate

deains
WTF?

You can do everything with USB? No!

The dock connector supports way more than just a USB connection, that's why it's so huge. To name just a few, it has:

- Line out

- Line in

- Composite video

- Component video

- Some kind of serial (other than USB, for low-level comms with accessories)

- USB itself

- 12V charging

Ever tried sending component video down USB? Yeah, good luck with that. And if you want to have music on your hi-fi (direct line out) whilst charging via USB, the dock connector will let you do that too. USB can't.

If all the iPods had was a USB connector, they'd lose a massive amount of functionality. That means reducing convenience and flexibility for the end user, the very thing you claim the dock connector prevents. Whoops.

deains
Go

Re: *

"There is nothing inconvenient about swapping a battery."

Steps to swap a battery:

1. Power off phone

2. Take old battery out

3. Swap new battery in

4. Power on phone

Steps to plug in external battery:

1. Plug in external battery

Yeah, clearly I'm doing the wrong thing here. Shucks.

"..when you got home you had... oh that's right, two batteries to charge sequentially to get back to square one"

In parallel, actually. And having two phone batteries would land you in the exact same situation, so no gain there.

"Desperate to find fualt much?"

I find fault with crap information, yeah. Agree with a few of the other points in the article though!

deains
Facepalm

Jobsworth

No room in the secure archive? Hmm, okay, I'll just put these into waste disposal. They'll be perfectly safe there I'm sure!

deains
Gimp

Battery an issue? Er, no.

If I tried to count the number of times I've run out of iPhone battery on my fingers, well, I'd fail to do so, as the current count is zero. It's never happened. I put it on to charge every night, and it runs perfectly well all day.

If I anticipate needing longer than a day's worth of battery, I bring an external charger pack and plug it in at the opportune moment. This is far more convenient than trying to faff about swapping a battery.

Also, it's a bit rich to critique battery life, it being an area that Android devices suffer greatly in, so I've been told.

deains
Paris Hilton

Chances are there'll be two more iPhone models before 4G is even available. Wouldn't be a huge amount of point in putting it in a handset now, it'd just make it more expensive to produce for no improvement in function.

deains
Headmaster

Viruses

"viri" is not a word. Although at least you didn't use "virii", which is less of a word and more of a five-character facepalm.

deains
Coat

Apple approves malware disguised as Flash for sale in its App Store, citing it as a "reasonable alternative to the Adobe product".

deains
Happy

I lost track of it. What were we listening to?

deains
Thumb Up

Clever

Hope they can make it through the seven circles of patent hell to bring the tech to market.

deains
Happy

Works in Lion

Lion allows you to run in so-called "clamshell" mode - i.e. with the lid shut. I believe there was a way to force SN to wake up in clamshell too, certainly I've seen these docks around prior to Lion's release.

deains
Headmaster

No-one from York

Was kinda hoping in some weirdo fashion to see some of my old professors on the list - but no-one from York has signed the letter. You can replace it with Warwick, Oxford or ICL, to fit in the "major universities" category.

deains
Headmaster

D'oh - percentages are a nuisance really...

deains

The iPhone 4 currently runs on a 1420mAh battery -- that's almost a 0.008% increase in capacity!

deains

Just you

Look at the size of the minijack port on the top right, no way is that a full-size SIM.

deains
Pint

It's okay

One of their employees is bound to leave one in a bar sooner or later!

deains
Black Helicopters

Just call a spade a spade

I'd never even heard the term "Ultrabook" before reading this article (possibly I've been spending too much time living beneath a rock). Can't we just call them "Notebook Airs" and have done with it?

deains
WTF?

Not on my street!

Every day on the train, the carriage is full of Kindles. Far from being a dying technology, eInk is very much in demand thanks to Amazon. Their screens are far better than any OLED offering for reading books, and that's not likely to change any time soon.

If you've ever read books, there's no way you'd opt for a backlit screen on an e-Reader over an eInk one. It's just a silly choice. They are two completely different technologies designed to address vastly different problems.

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deains
Stop

Presumably then

If the iPad camera isn't up to it, the 3GS one probably isn't going to be much cop either. Guess I'll save my money until I get my next iPhone upgrade.

deains
Devil

In other news

Apple begins patent lawsuit against two South Carolina men for the manufacture and distribution of replica iPads.

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