* Posts by Purlieu

440 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Apr 2011

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Canada founded on 'relentless pursuit of beaver'

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Holmes

ok then

have a polar bear eating a beaver

97% of Three's network traffic is data

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Traffic

This only shows that data traffic consumes more bandwidth than voice traffic.

Are IP addresses personal data?

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"the IP address assigned to you will remain yours ...as long as your broadband router stays up"

There are 5 (five) separate adults at my address sharing one router.

Next ....

Seattle superhero arrested for assault

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"You don't need to dress up in a costume to do that"

Like the costumes the cops don't wear, then

Billion dollar telescope snaps galactic head-on

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Not light

Sure it's electromagnetic radiation, which includes light, but the detector equipment in these things is not optical. I define light as stuff you can see. To me IR and UV are not "light" they are radiation. thx

ISPs end PM's web smut block dream

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Ok then

what's the difference between "active choice" and "opt in/out"

.... waiting ...., tap... tap ......

VeriSign demands website takedown powers

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"or any dispute resolution process"

sheesh

This Dianamania is a slur on Jobs

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most significant human being of the 20th century

yeah, it was Jobs, because Einstein didn't exist

neither did Mandela, Mother Theresa, Turing, or Hitler (for all the wrong reasons, but he was significant)

yeah, Jobs LOL 1111aa1aa1a1a1

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Jobs

Jobs didn't invent a cure for smallpox or TB

Jobs didn't invent anything that didn't already exist

Jobs didn't physically design iStuff

Jobs was a businessman, a multi-billionaire

End of

(downvoters please take the time to explain your reason)

Chaos feared after Unix time-zone database is nuked

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Irony

I just hope that Astrolabe's website refers to the Olson databse

iPhones 'excellent for doing experiments on their owners'

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Re: they bought the product after seeing the advertisement

I beg to differ : they bought the product because it was Apple / trendy / their mates did

Anonymous Twitter alternative developed for rioters

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15 metres

why not just shout

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People

Protesters could always use physical people to carry short-range urgent messages. These are completely untraceable online. Too easy ?

Euro beaks mull copyright of software features

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Indeed

Follow to its conclusion and ....

"I want my program to do this"

"Sorry but I can't write that, another program already can do that"

"But on my platform"

"Platform was not mentioned in the legislation, go buy an iPhone if you want that function, it's no so bigh a deal"

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Well DUH

perhaps SAS shouldn't have made their bloody manuals so bloody detailed in the first bloody place .... FAIL

ISPs get flimsy self-help leaflet on net speed ads

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shone a torch

please, no more, please

Play.com swallowed by Rakuten

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Big business chums

Another blow to the consumer, govt's action will not help reduce/retain lower prices online

Faster-than-light back with surprising CERN discovery

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Actually

20 nS is a huge amount of time relatively speaking (sorry)

EC: New principles agreed for out-of-print book licensing

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So

what about music albums that are out of print

Google cleared in ad keyword-squatting court case

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Rubbish

In order to buy those keywords, somebody has to sell them.

357 pages, for when 356 just isn't enough

(downvoters take the trouble to explain yourselves please)

Mars trips could blind astronauts

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Or

just include a guitarist in the crew

everything revolves around them

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Doh

send them to specsavers

as an aside the invisible man would also be blind, since light would pass through his transparent retinas

Capital gets trendy address: .London on its way

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Huh

surely it should be .landahn

Self-planting plant discovered in Brazil

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I. for one

welcome our new Brazilian geocarpal overlords

.... of course what we really want is weeds that pull themselves up

Yes, there's a Tech Bubble. But that's OK

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"Groupon will pop"

Isn't that the intention ?

NASA releases asteroid flyby video from Dawn probe

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Everest

Again, like last time, you omit the fact that there is no sea on the asteroid. Taken from the lowest point on Earth (Challenger Deep for example) to the top of Everest easily beats this puny 15km pimple. Please keep comparisons equal.

Meanwhile, just in case, I for one welcome out pimply asteroid based space mountain masters

EU recording copyright extension 'will cost €1bn'

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Revenue from Xmas greatest hits

Actually, if they were all out of copyright, that would INCREASE the revenue since they wouldn't have to pay royalties

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"Can you imagine how lame the 60s and 70s would have been without the hedonism"

That would be the 80's, then

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Freetards

So, exactly, how much difference does this make to the freetard culture ?

Anti-gay bus baron rages at being stuffed in Google closet

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Google

I'd have thought that it's Google's business how they run their own website (google is a website remember) and not for some mouthy busdriver fatcat to tell them how to run their web presence.

Nobody forces you to go to google.

(as usual, downvoters please explain why)

Miranda Kerr suffers digital deletion

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Pathetic

Surely it is the responsibility of these "well-known people and brands" to register their names/brands as domains if they want to. Several years later, realising that somebody else has and then bitching about it is an abuse of power/position. It's not like they are short of money.

Downvoters please explain yourselves.

Rubbing an iPhone on your face won't cure acne - FTC

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I agree with Greg

Apple took 30% of the income, have they been fined ?

Foxconn churns out '150,000' iPhone 5s a day

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FAIL

@ ukforest

Betamax vs VHS has nothing to do with "sheeple" as you put it, and everything to do with the fact that VHS was given to the public by JVC as a standard while Betamax was held onto by Sony who were hoping to rule the world (again)

Parliament has no time for 100,000+ signature e-petitions

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Meh

Clearly the government is not afraid of the people. This is wrong, they should live in permanent respect for those who put them where they are. Oh, it's a Tory govt did you say, sorry that clears that up, then.

And while I'm here did I hear it correctly yesterday that a guy who was given 4 life sentences will be out in 9 years - WTF !!!

Why modern music sounds rubbish

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Thumbs down

Would the people who put "thumbs down" for my post titled "Compression" please explain why.

K THX

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Compression

Compression was first introduced for AM radio, because if the signal was more or less the same amplitude then the current drawn by the transmitter aoutput valves would be fairly constant, thus extending the life of these expensive parts.

Along came CD with a dynamic range of 94dB so what pray tell is the point of compressing the material to withing 0.5 db of maximum ? You are losing the benefit. Thankfully "serious" music i.e. classical or jazz, does not in the main suffer from this blight.

Court bans man called Peter from calling himself Peter

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So Peter could

... wear a hoodie and dark glasses and then walk into an internet cafe in another town, say, erm, Telford, and then log into something as "Peter" and just how do law enforcement find out ?

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Whatever next

A judge overstepping his authority, who'd have thought it. I mean, applying sanctions to this guy before a verdict is delivered.

Perhaps he should now refer to himself as Josef

Painters wrap Forth Bridge job after 121 years

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Keep the original

I think I'll personally keep "Like painting the Forth Bridge" thankyou very much.

I'm not ready to throw away my cultural heritage just because some johhny jumped up with some fancy paint one day.

Pah.

French bloke fined for failing to shag missus

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Pic

We need a pic of this wife, in order to judge the sanity here.

Amazon's cloudy vid-tablet breaks cover: Not an iClone

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Kindle brand

Amazon have got a good product with Kindle, and so it has developed into a good brand. Now they will make the mistake of trying to "monetize" the brand by "leveraging" it to include other devices into the marque.

This has the effect of diluting the quality of the brand. I now have a business opportunity gathering up "original" Kindles for sale as what it was like "before it went bad". Thanks guys.

Plods to get dot-uk takedown powers - without court order

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They slipped that last one in

counterfeiting, fraud, prostitution, money laundering, blackmail and .... shock horror ....copyright infringement

copyright infringement ?

yeah that's on a par with ounterfeiting, fraud, prostitution, money laundering, and blackmail

except that while the ose are criminal offenses, copyright infringement is not

'New laws not needed' to block / censor Twitter et al

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Intell

The cops quickly realised that twitter etc was a source of intell e.g. "lets go up Catford" and so they could get there in advance to quell the riot, erm I mean, watch the riot.

Of course any serious rioter would place dozens of fake messages, but of course I wouldn't think of that.

Secret list of celebrity .xxx domains removed from market

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Dead

And why should e.g. michaeljackson.xxx be protected, it's not even a living person (for many years as it turns out) or for that sake mickeymouse.xxx which is a fictional charecter, like harrypotter.xxx also fictional

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Real names

This is pathetic. They aren't even their real names, mostly.

And it's not as if they can't afford to register their xxx domain since most of them are loaded.

Pathetic.

Double standard.

Pathetic.

Better ATM skimming through thermal imaging

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After you've finished

just press random keys for a few seconds

there. that was nice and cheap

Hundreds of Brit pubs to offer free WiFi

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Business opportunity

www.wefindyourlaptopyoulostwhenyougotpissed.com

ID and Passport Service uncloaks 2012 online plans

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Aaargghhh

Oh fucking hell what could possibly go wrong

Average sozzled Brit sinks 5,800 pints during life

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London pub ?

£58,201 for 58,00 pints that's almost exactly 10 quid a pint

Shirley shome mishtake ossifer

DARPA shells out $21m for IBM cat brain chip

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Wetware

"10 billion electronic neurons and 100 trillion synapses, all packed up in a two-liter volume and burning only one kilowatt"

I already have one of those, thanks

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