* Posts by El Presidente

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Guardian's Robin Hood plan: Steal from everyone to give to us

El Presidente
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There is some value in preserving professional journalists: they're paid to check their facts

Because Graun hacks do not make many mistakes, do they?

And the Graun doesn't have probably the largest corrections and clarification section (p28-32) of all papers, does it ?

Tacky mobile ad networks could kill publishing, survey shows

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Has any of the advertising agencies

Ever considered that the public is sick and tired of adverts ? The first thing most savvy web users do is install AdBlock on their browser. Indeed, it was one of the first addons available for Firefox on the Nexus 7. Next thing a savvy user will do is get root on their devices to block other adverts.

Astroturfing .. paid adverts .. sponsored TV programmes .. shill reviews .. the list is endless and it's the usual suspects: multinationals, Big Corp flogging the same old rubbish.

What's to be done ? David Leigh him out of the 70's (massive hair, brown leather jacket with the collar UP LOL) is suggesting today in the Graun that there ought to be a universal broadband tax of £2 per user ostensibly to prop up left wing prop rags like, you guessed it, The Graun, which is losing millions of pounds per year peddling tired old sub sixth form left wing prop.

Publishers, Apple bend over for EU eBooks probe

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For shame

It be this day. I'll take I self off for a long walk off of a short plank. For me sins ...

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They'm scurvy price-dogs, arr ??

It be talk like a pirate day come Saturday, yes it be, ARRRR

Seems like they at El Reg are be gearin' up ARRRR

Governments block YouTube over that video

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@ Chris W

"Apart from the wacky extremists of any persuasion, are they hurting you? So they believe in something, big deal, get over it, it's none of your business"

You're wrong on so many levels I don't know where to begin.

The iPHONE 5 UNDERMINES western DEMOCRACY: 5 reasons why

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Anyone who buys into the Apple ecosystem

is clearly an iDiot

Everything Everywhere's 4G: Why I'm sitting this one out

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First World Problems !

.... tiny violin

Information is the UI in Windows 8, says design guru

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Re: ...

I think that's what the author is trying to convey but the message got lost in the way he tried to convey it.

Ironic, really, given the subject matter.

Google skids car insurance comparison engine onto rivals' lawn

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Don't use your real phone number

Simples

HTC's 4G patent beef could get iPhone 5 BANNED in US

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Re: Please please please - Prediction

The verdict will be in favour of HTC but the ruling will be judged as "unconstitutional" and Apple will get the win.

Android dev smacked with £50k fine over premium rate SMS scam

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Three month escrow?

For anyone offering premium SMS services with an insurance backed no rip-offs policy.

There, fixed that. Not so difficult for me, not impossible for PhonepayPlus to implement.

War-Droid: Smartphone app 'that could CALL IN drone strikes'

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That's Shome In App Purchase !

Hellfire Missile or Laser Guided Bomb, Sir?

Samsung chucks 'free' Galaxy S III at dragon sketcher

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Pitching whimsy as the next big thing

Forget it.

Apple have just patented the following: "A system of interacting with humorous individuals requesting free products in exchange for badly drawn wildlife" USPTO No. 6876464647687687867364646464

Leaked Genius Bar manual shows Apple's smooth seductions

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Discuss and clarify the customers' requirements:

To join the cult, make them look cool, enable them to say 'oh, I use a mac' to rinse their wallets, to rip them off, to invite them into their walled garden .....

More of Kim Dotcom's booty released by court

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Build a wall round 'em ?

Teh merkins seem to be doing it themselves.

Shove off Prince Harry, now Norway's teen royal in fresh photo uproar

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Re: ... wish I'd gone to prison instead of uni

Guarantee you'd have a better education and the conversations would have been far more erudite.

See the comments below for an example.

Breivik ? Had a very good point, completely lost the plot.

Virgin Media SuperHub 'upgrade' hangs up on IP phone punters

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Common User Experiences

"Slapped the 'superhubb' into modem mode and added a linksys wrt320n (and stuck ww-drt on it)"

"Superhub looks f-ugly, has the cables in the wrong place"

"Now I know why all of a sudden I could not talk" ..

on VOIP on my new N7 when prior to the R36 brownware update I could on any number of Android devices.

There must be tens of thousands of customers in the same situation.

The Superhub has designed by committee written all over it and as is commonplace with projects of this magnitude by the time it's released to the paying public the real world has moved on.

I think the idea behind the Superhub was once device = cheap support.

I'd rather have my own kit. At least I know it would work as described.

Brits obey mobile ads, says mobile ad biz

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Firefox beta

With adblock plus on my phone and N7 = no adverts. If I like an app enough 'll buy the ad free version.

Occasionally, I encounter a website which doesn't want to play well with Firefox and all of the security and convenience addons I have installed on my workstation and I have to resort to Internet Explorer.

Ye gods, how some people view web pages! It is incredible!

It's a wonder anyone can concentrate on the body of the page what with all the flashing and spinning adverts.

Micron shows off bits: Sneak peak at new SSDs, flash cards

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Re: Paid advertising Or Churnalism

"Could El Reg clarify if this (and the other Sandforce) articles are paid for by the companies or are genuine news articles? Reads like a lot of marketing bs to me"

Churnalsim: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Churnalism

Company issues a press release:

http://investors.micron.com/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=698758

Hack hacks press release about using copy and paste.

Sometimes, a hack manages to turn the result into an article.

(option) steal a picture off the web.

Add byline. Profit.

Not saying that's the case here bit Churnalsim is rife online and in print.

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Sneak PEEK

Dragons' Den badboy's Expansys back in the black ... just

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The Price!

Used to buy a lot of Pocket PC stuff from Expansys but nowadays they are just way too expensive.

Apple: Samsung was in 'crisis' over our iPhone awesomeness

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Re: See more here - www.specsavers.com

But that's what Apple does:

1) Find something that already exists

2) Leave the hardware as is but make it look "pretty"

3) Sell an fantasy lifestyle idea of superiority to the susceptible and the gullible

4) Add 50% markup over the original "ugly"

5) Claim to be doing original work

6) Profit

7) Litigate the competition with absurdities

Plus: make the units non user serviceable, no battery swaps, stupidly expensive proprietary leads, cables and adapters, planned in obsolescence, faults as features, charge 400% markup for basic RAM upgrades and 500% for hard drives ...

Apple buyers are mugs and if RBS are and IT company with a banking license then Apple is a marketing powerhouse with some pretty looking if sub standard products.

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This first iPhone... Vs HP iPaqs 10+ years ago ...

"The first iPhone was unveiled by Steve Jobs, then CEO of Apple, on January 9, 2007,[1] and released on June 29, 2007" (wikipedia)

Here's a picture of the screen of an iPaq from 2003 .. almost 10 years ago when most of the Apple fanbois here and apple lawyers were still in nappies, judging from their ridiculous arguments.

http://user-guides.mobiletopsoft.com/hp/hp-ipaq-h4000-series-user-guide/img/hp-ipaq-h4000-series-user-guidex42x1.jpg

There's a touch screen, icons and the device has rounded corners. Three years before the iPhone.

Search google images, even the very first iPaqs from 15 years ago had touch screens, icons and rounded corners and at the time were as useful to me as they were revolutionary to the end user.

The idea that Apple invented any of these or has a monopoly on them is demonstrably wrong and truly laughable. The real danger in this case is that the judge, through technological ignorance and isolation from IT in general, might believe the Apple woo and hand Apple some leverage.

Hooper's copyright hubs - could be a big British win with BBC backing

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Recognising that the stripping of metadata on a commercial scale ..

... can already constitute a criminal offence as well as a civil infringement, we call on all organisations that regularly use and resize pictures, such as broadcasters and newspapers, to agree a voluntary [Oh Dear] code of practice in which they publicly commit to: (1) end the practice of stripping metadata from images and (2) refuse to use images for which there is no metadata attached.

Yeah, right.

If the likes of Mail Online and the BBC ALREADY treat images in a way which "can already constitute a criminal offence as well as a civil infringement" according to the law then asking them to stick to a lame code of conduct is rather pointless, especially if pre-existing laws are not enforced. © The Internet by Daily Mail Reporter ?

What''s needed is a strong disincentive. Like fines, big ones, and a 500% fee uplift for non permissioned use.

https://www.plusregistry.org

Virgin Media nukes downloads after SuperHub 'upgrade'

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"they scrapped the useful usenet support groups and dumped it all on a crap web forum"

On which posts requesting support are answered *days* after being posted.

Brilliant!

At least with the usenet system there was instant support from peers which had to reduce considerably the workload for support staff. Usenet was too difficult for the average VM user so the support service was dumbed down, as usual, instead of educating the user base.

Last call I had to make to VM support it took me 17 minutes to get through to a chap in India who fumbled the greet, said hello a few times and cut me off.

For shame, my four year old son now knows the word w@nker :(

More reports that Apple plans iPhone 5 September surprise

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45 RPM ?

Hahahahahah .. Oh Wow!

Virgin Media staves off cable punter seepage

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Never had anything but 100% from my cableinternetwebpipe whether from Telewest, Diamond Cable or Virgin Media. Have actually selected where to live based on cable vs DSL. Am sad for those who do have real issues with crap service.

Never had anything approaching 100% from Virgin media customer services, not without a 2 month letter writing campaign to head office and an intimation to a press officer that 'this is good stuff for my article'

But I'm really peed off at being lied to about the upgrade on the back of a 'Glom on to the Olympics' Hussein Bolt ad campaign and anyone who pretends that 'it's for free so there's nothing to complain about' is either a consumer dimwit, a serial apologist by proxy or a company shill.

Watchdog, wherefore art tho ? Wilt thou not fine VM TREBLE the cost of their false advertising campaign then order them to knock that significant sum off the bills of their customers for taking the ...

How to fix the broken internet economy: START HERE

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Copyright holders are NOT controlling the flow of money

Copyright holders are controlling the flow of original content.

Remove copyright and the flow will turn into a trickle.

It's the licensor(s) who control the flow of money, either collected from advertisers or via subscription and paid to the copyright holders to create content. That's your directors, film camera people, editors, writers, stills ... then there's the vast industries supporting the creatives .... Everything from catering to wardrobe to stunts to runners.

If the licensor(s) can't see a clear way to profit then they won't pay for original content.

Copyright is the least problematic of the so called "problem" yet vopyright it's the main focus of so many misguided commentards.

Preserving copyright is key to providing an incentive for people to create the sort of content viewers want to watch. Remove copyright, remove incentive. Get even more bland homogenised content.

UK's brazen copyright land grab sneaked into Enterprise Bill

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Re: And about bl***dy time ...

"So when they've created this new derivative work we assume they'll also be happy to give it away for free to anyone that wants to make use of it then?"

If the new laws manage to make it onto the statute books it won't matter.

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Re: And about bl***dy time ...

"Creatives spend more time on trying to get copyright clearance for the works than actually creating the new works. Frequently the cost of copyright clearance destroys the commercial viability of making the new work"

let me fix that for you:

Creatives spend more time on trying to get copyright clearance for the works than actually creating the DERIVATIVE works. Frequently the cost of copyright clearance destroys the commercial viability of making the DERIVATIVE work.

Genuinely NEW works created by creatives do NOT require any form of copyright clearance but if you want to use my work in yours you DO need to ask and if your use is commercial then there will be a fee.

Not in any way difficult or overly time consuming, really, is it ?

Lowery: The blue-collar musician at the eye of the copyright storm

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@skelband

"Indeed. The fact that people need to bang on about this whole "copyright = stealing" position implies an insecurity surrounding the strength of the argument"

Twisted logic.

The fact that people attempt to deny this whole "copyright = stealing" position implies a paucity of coherent defence of what is, by all legal definitions, theft.

"Copyright is not the same as stealing"

You're right! Copyright is not the same as stealing. Copyright is the protection from abuse of original works.

Use of those works without licence, payment or permission is *breach* of copyright which *is* stealing.

Hope this helps :)

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Re: @El Presidente

a. Not wanting unsuccessful artists to claim benefits when they should be doing a regular job.

Petty and envious. Disallowed.

b. Not liking it when hacker friends get locked up and intimidated by lawyers for explaining how to do something.

Yes, we agree, the law is an ass but stripping content creators of their rights isn't the answer.

c. Not liking it when local historians can't afford to do new publications on recent history because of excessive copyright clearance costs.

New publications need new content. Why can't the local historian create that new content instead of plagiarising, sorry, heavily referencing the content of others ? Too lazy ? Deluded ?

d. Not liking having my net connection spied upon, and being threatened with disconnection, because someone else is claimed by copyright owners to be abusing my network address .

Yes, we agree, the law *is* an ass but stripping content creators of their rights isn't the answer.

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@PyLETS

I read all that and forgive me but I have to ask .. What's your point, caller ?

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It's quite clear

Reading through the posts above, that the main reason for seeking to diminish the rights of artists is envy.

There are those who say of creatives 'good luck to them' and there are those who say 'how dare they'

Primarily because they have neither the wit or talent to produce something original. If they did have the wit and wherewithal to produce something original and if they did have the opportunity to pass on publishing rights to their offspring, *all* of them would. Except the ones who hate their own kids and judging by the convoluted arguments some 'tards put forward in defence of their habits I'm sure there would be a few who do!

Ease of opportunity is the gateway to freetardism but simple *envy* is what drives freetard philosophy.

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Re: "get a real job" ? Interesting concept ..

"... dentist/surgeon/lawyer/mechanic generally gets paid for every time he/she performs the task they're being paid to do, they don't just do something once and then make infinite duplicates of it to sell at an inflated price point"

Still a performance of ability though, isn't it ?

You wouldn't pay a back street dentist £10 for a filling any more than you would pay .99p to listen to a song made by someone unable to play an instrument.

If it were possible to digitise, for ease of copy, the services of a dentist/surgeon/lawyer/mechanic then I'm sure the freetard movement would come up with many a justification for what is, essentially, putting people out of work so the freetard can get free stuff.

Freetardism empowers the corporations.

Freetardism sticks it to the individual, not the man.

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"get a real job" ? Interesting concept ..

Freetards don't wish to pay for music so musicians should get 'real' jobs and professional musicians should downgrade themselves to hobbyists simply to accommodate the freetards.

Good job freetards can't download the services of other professionals, isn't it ?

Dentistry, for example.

Had your teeth put in for stealing music by an angry hobbyist wielding a guitar? Download some teeth!

Broken leg? Download some surgery!!

Being sued ? Download some defence. Need your car fixing? Download a mechanic ...

UK.gov proposes massive copyright land snatch

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Blimey

There are some seriously retarded people commenting here.

80% of the comments above don;t appear to relate at all to the issue.

What I don't understand is if someone is so clueless about a subject, why comment ?

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WTF ? First up, why would photographers "distribute without charge the resultant photos to the press and internet" ? The idea is to sell images to the press, to make a living, not give them away.

You know, like a job only for less pay with fewer safeguards.

Secondly, there's no e on the end of lens.

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Re: Collection Society

No, nothing like a collection society and nothing like PRS

More like a bunch of government sanctioned thieves stealing individuals work and flogging it for profit.

The Open Rights Group gets rights wrong again

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What sort of ..

Dim Pillock would get up on stage and pontificate about such serious matters without first checking their facts ?

"liberalised by joyriders, who have remixed it with a wall"

First laugh of the day. Thank you.

Breaking: Megaupload seizures illegal says NZ High Court

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Re: Didn't.... America used to be cool?

Yeah, just before the Europeans turned up. Was paradise on earth apparently.

America was founded as a means for people to escape tyranny. The first settlers went about escaping tyranny with a Festival of Genocide and pillaging which some people say is still going on today.

El Presidente

Americaaa !!!

F*ck Yeah \m/

Biz MPs gung-ho for 'Google Review'

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No Comments

10 down votes .. the Reg's resident Freetards must be very happy.

Ofcom: Here come the UK online copyright rules ... in 2015. Maybe

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Ofcom refused to allow The Register

..into this morning's DEA press briefing "for reasons of space"

OFCOM official statement or on the spot decision by some jumped up little PR bod who thinks it's their job to say NO to journalists despite being paid (by us the tax payer) to say yes ?

The PR and communications business is, ironically, chock full of people like that :(

Wheezing Guardian flogs radio biz for quick cash

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I Woner How Much Tax ..

The Graun will *completely legally* avoid paying to HMRC on this deal ?

http://tinyurl.com/cjzged2

Natwest, RBS: When will bank glitch be fixed? Probably not today

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Switch it all of and backonagain !

How hard can it be ?

Gov mulls ban on wallet-draining charges for card payments

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Erm .....

"The government is to consult on plans to ban companies levying surcharges on consumers when they use payment cards later this summer, the Consumer Affairs minister has said"

What about when consumers use cards the rest of the year ?

Cameron: A nod's not as good as a wink to a Murdoch blind bat

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Re: The problem is *THAT* secret deals get done.

There, I fixed that for you.

Apple's Retina Macs: A little too elite?

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Re: Apple don't make external drives.

Just the £30 to £50 'official' proprietary connectors ... LOL

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Re: Apple kit really is a mugs game these days.

6 thumbs up & 4 thumbs down so far ?

WIN!

If you disallow the 4 thumbs down votes, clearly from the equally deluded / offended iNobs, move them over where they should be, to the thumbs up column, the iNobs score 0 and the rest of us get 10

I'd call that conclusive proof that Apple kit is about 40% overpriced.

Nice screen though.

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