18 posts • joined 19 Apr 2011
9/1 - New name not added to the legacy "Tea Rota Application Package" system (running on legacy Tandem) that no one thought was used anymore but some Charlie was using to do a lookup for short company name on as it was easier than filling in a change request to use "Core Names Thingy 2.1" and senior management had promised some Treasury wonk it would be live by the end of the week (we will fix it after go live, right Steve?).
Big it up..
ACPO always love to big it up. I'm led to believe the "annual deaths from firearms" figure includes people who where shot by the police.....
Turkeys don't vote for Christmas. ACPO are as dodgy as the organisations they are supposed to oppose. It's all about money and power.
Re: What about Gartner's results
Well done sir. You reminded me of the quote "He uses statistics like a drunk man uses a lamp post. More for support than illumination".
Re: Sign me up!
You will have been told how to connect to the OBN at public school. GravyTrain2.0 is only available to former users of GravyTrain. Proles may not apply.
It's just sour grapes because my new cat has got thumbs and a higher Xbox Gamerscore than them.....
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The suits just see PCI as another badge and yet another irritation from the underlings.
They want the badge, they don't care how they get it so long as it is the cheapest possible way and they totally miss the point of why they are doing it in the first place.
When it goes wrong they blame the underlings for doing it badly rather than taking it on the chin and saying it was because they couldn't give a s**t and allocated no time or resource.
They get all "tense and erect" in the week before the audit but they soon forget about it all and go back to swinging their d**ks about at each other.
If you try to raise any issues you get marked as a trouble maker. If you raise the issues in the week before the audit you get berated for not letting them know sooner.
PCI, to the most extent, is about covering the a***s of senior management and the CC firms. T**ts, the lot of them.
Arnold Layne had a strange hobby....
Take solace Mr Dabbs...
While reading your article I did hear it in the voice of Charlie Brooker. Perhaps this is because you are both misanthropic forty something men. As am I, which is possibly why I like both of your offerings so much.
Re: Similar issues...
Most times they don't give a s**t. Just trying to get them to understand you might have more than one email address/your own domain is a job in it's self.
I don't block them anymore, I just forward the email address that has been compromised to one of theirs. Job done (and rather satisfying too).
I am one of the people affected/complaining
I started receiving the virus spam emails in November and immediately started a complaint. Allow me to share some of my insight/experience.
The article discusses a number of sources of the leak and the user could possibility. I did consider this as I can be a numpty but:
1) I started getting virus spams to two unique email addresses on the same day.
2) This was shortly after the Adobe breach in November 2013.
3) I have a whole raft of unique addresses and I was only getting spam virus emails to two of them
4) The email address was not "Santander" or anything that could be guessed (really).
My guess it was the same crew that took the addresses from both Santander and Sportsbikeshop.co.uk. If I was to get a free bet I would suspect (as I used to work in Direct Marketing for a bank now "eaten" by Santander) that an external agency using Adobe products and the same password everywhere is to blame.
It took me some time to get my complaint listened to. Their Data Protection Officer wasn't having anything to do with me (FFS, What is their purpose!) and I had to raise three complaints before Santander "engaged".
However since "engaging" the poor Scottish chap dealing with the complaint has been great. You couldn't fault him. If you're reading this mate then I owe you a pint.
That's no moon, oh, actually it is
It's better on the bus
We have had the "Infinity and beyond" date moved three times now. They even have the gall to stick a "Fibre-broadband is here" on our local green box.
We only get 1.0mbps on the line to our house. I was on a local bus between Gloucester and Cheltenham the other day that had free WiFi. I tested the bandwidth on my phone and got 1.27mbps.
The bus has a better Internet connection than my house, FU BT.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, but she does talk a whole load of c**k!
They don't do it because they don't know why they should
I suspect the reason why companies like the one I work for (and who's social media policy forbids me from naming) don't do MI/BI is they don't have the depth of experience in their business to know why they should.
Well, that and the fact that it might be used by the board to sack them for being useless t***s.
Why bring your master a stick they could hit you with?
The greatest missed opportunity of the twentieth century was Kyle Minogue not playing Halo Jones.
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