* Posts by NomNomNom

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Supernovae blasts shape climate, life on Earth, reckons boffin

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Re: Interesting Conclusion...

You appealed to small numbers as if small concentrations of a substance mean the substance has negligible effect.

Ozone concentration in the atmosphere is less than 0.00001%. Yet with that seemingly insignificant amount land life on Earth would burn to a crisp.

400ppm less CO2 and life on earth would die, as well as the planet sliding into an ice age.

You can't just assume an increase to 1000ppm will have negliable effect just because you can express it as a small percentage of total gases.

Over 99% of gases in the atmosphere don't even absorb infrared.

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Re: Interesting Conclusion...

"Anyone who thinks that a harmless gas that has a concentration of less than 0.04% in the atmosphere would lead to catastrophic runaway climate warming is a fruitcake."

would you also dismiss the risk 0.04% cyanide in a glass of water?

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Re: Interesting Conclusion...

"An analagous diehard doctrine in climate physics went global two decades ago, when the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change was conceived to insist that natural causes of climate change are minor compared with human impacts."

It's not a doctrine, it's what the science shows. Even skeptical climate scientists accept a doubling of CO2 causes about 1C global warming. 1C warming is more warming than happened over the entire 20th century. So yes the human component is dominating, we can expect even more warming in the future. And 1C is a very low end figure only supported by a handful of skeptical scientists. Most think the figure is somewhere around 3C.

On the otherhand the vast number of people claiming that a doubling of CO2 causes effectively zero global warming and man can't change the climate are invariably not climate scientists and are preaching pseudo-scientific twaddle.

It seems climate deniers are in the same bed as the creationists: fantasizing about paradigm shifts that simply won't happen. The actually paradigm shift has already passed: creationism used to be the paradigm. "climate changes are natural" used to be the paradigm. The shift was when scientists figured out evolution and man can cause climate change respectively.

Gaia scientist Lovelock: 'I was wrong and alarmist on climate'

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Re: Not so fast...

"With prior knowledge of the fact that the earth had been warming for 100+ years then the probability of it cooling is significantly less than 50%"

The Earth's temperature had topped off since the 50s and was even falling during the 70s. There was no reason to think there would be warming after the 1980s except for the influence of greenhouse gases.

"this warming ceased to be statistically significant around 14 years ago"

But check the details of that. The 2-sigma trend calculated here for Hansen's temperature record over the last 14 years is 0.095C/decade +- 0.161C

http://www.skepticalscience.com/trend.php

So the 2-sigma range is saying global temperature has been from -0.066C/decade cooling to 0.256C/decade warming over the past 14 years. So yes that means warming isn't statistically significant, but that's because of the size of the error. It isn't, as some people claim, because warming has stopped. It could after-all have been 0.256C/decade.

That large error range of 0.161C is because 14 years is too short. Less data = more uncertainty.

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Re: Not so fast...

Hansen's 1980s temperature predictions were remarkably accurate given that no-one else was expecting the world to warm at that time and that global temperature records were only a few years old. The world could have cooled or even stayed flat, but instead it warmed several tenths of a degree over subsequent decades just as Hansen predicted. Hansen's 1988 prediction did overshoot the actual warming trend by about 30%, mainly because Hansen's 1988 climate model was more sensitive than average models today, showing 4.2C warming per doubling of CO2 when today's models show an average of 3C per doubling.

The man not only pioneered climate models, but also global temperature records and was one of the only, if not THE only, person to call the warming that happened back in the 80s. So give him some slack and I recommend taking his warnings about the ongoing CO2 rise seriously.

Note that at no stage did Hansen's work, or the work of any climate scientist (lovelock isn't one) have the Earth boiling up or frying.

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Re: Predictions...

"Another fact: There has been "global warming" on Mars as well. Must be our increased CO2"

There hasn't, it's a myth.

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Re: Destruction of negative feedback mechanism

"a) The scary positive feedbacks which Hansen et al were warning about in the 1990's either don't exist or haven't triggered yet"

Positive feedbacks in climate exist and are always in play (lookup albedo feedback and water vapor feedback for example).

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Re: Made his money.

"Unfortunately, most of the AGW faithful out there will continue bleating his "teachings" "

I have never heard anyone advancing Lovelocks views.

The attempts to put Lovelock at the centre of AGW is pathetic.

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Re: Bugger.

Is James Lovelock a Dr? Or a climate scientist?

I think not.

Funny how that impression is being given though isn't it...

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Re: Not so fast...

"So his projection overestimated the rise in temperature by 30% and you think that's good!? I could've got closer sacrificing a fucking chicken."

You are forgetting that the world could have cooled. In fact climate deniers were still insisting in the early 2000s that the earth hadn't warmed since the 80s.

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Re: Not so fast...

"Ehm... there were many papers with (wildly different) temperature predictions published in 80's"

Such as? Give just two examples

Crytek: Schemes to strike second-hand games biz 'awesome'

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oh wait I just realized this banning of second hand sales would mostly harm console gaming

carry on then

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Re: @Dr. Mouse I'm sorry

"With "intellectual" property they claim that somehow magically they should be allowed to both get the money and retain ownership of the product. The rational reason for this? There isn't any."

Yeah there is. The intellectual property prevents you from copying the product 1 million times and selling it yourself. With physical products there is a sufficient physical barrier preventing you from doing that.

Arctic Ocean may be releasing its methane

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Re: Missing heat

Sea level rise is not missing

http://sealevel.colorado.edu/

Getting rich off iPhone apps is b*llocks, say UK devs

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If the government is so sure that apps will make enough profit to be relevant to the economy then why don't they provide the funding?

Perhaps they could get an app developed which monitors the temperature of pasties. Another app could calculate how much tax you can avoid through charitable giving.

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Re: Facebook

Backed by the CIA isn't it?

Battlefield Earth ruled worst film EVER

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Re: Manos

my favorite scene is 1:02:05 right near the end of the movie - The Door scene. The "Master's" terrifying entrance, the excruciating long 15 seconds pause on his dog just to wait for it to bark once, the chronologically inconsistent splicing of different shots, the husband shooting at the Master to literally no effect (he's not in the same scene!), then the best bit - the Master slowly raising his head to look down his nose at the husband as if to knowingly say "you silly, silly man" as if the audience at this point would understand the true power of "The Master" and then the fade out.

And finally the last credit, two words which, due to what it suggested, were possibly the only thing in the movie that terrified audiences: "The end?"

There are layers on layers of WTFs in this movie. Even that little end credit makes no sense because the villain didn't die! They decided to use a movie cliche for the sake of it without understanding it's point. Movies only use a "the end?" if the movie leads the audience to think there's no possible way there could be a sequel but the director wants to make that excuse (although arguably for different reasons manos: the hands of fate probably did give the audiences the impression there would be no sequel, apart from the scare words at the end)

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Re: Manos

wrong link. It's public domain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdBchFDwWY0

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Re: Manos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBAMDPLo70o

Pakistanis revolt over Great Firewall plans

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Re: Calm down

Darth Vader is more evil than the Emperor? Duhhh, I don't think so. Darth Vader is a characterization good being misled into evil whereas the Emperor is an incarnation of evil itself.

Shale gas fracking ruled safe, but must stop at drop of a hat

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Re: Blackpool in danger? Oh dear...

Hi Breivik

Zuckerberg blew $1bn on Instagram 'without telling Facebook board'

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Are there any solid patents on the instagram software? It could perhaps make sense if there is a patent for post-processing photos though software on the phone.

If not couldn't zucker & co have just paid $10 million to develop a better competing product?

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Re: Wrong hat.

you can see and clear that embedded metadata. If it's built into the image itself then it would be harder to detect or remove.

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conspiracy hat:

I wonder if a plus of a photo modifying app like instragram is that it makes it easier to steganographically burn information about the camera/location into the image itself.

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There's no way it can be worth that much. I wondered why it had been bought for such an excessive price. If the board weren't informed then that kind of explains it imo.

But then again what do I know. Maybe a photo app really is worth more than the GDPs of many small countries.

Minister blows away plans for more turbines

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Re: And now the joker in the pack: fracking

"extracting the huge volumes of methane we know we have in shale rocks starts looking like huge amounts of sense. It gives us a much cleaner fuel that isn't as carbon-intensive as coal"

Except methane is a more powerful greenhouse gas than CO2. I don't know whether fracking produces less carbon emissions than coal, but I consider the idea that it's a replacement for coal to be optimistic.

What I suspect is that fracking will simply open up a new fossil fuel source. The coal will still be burnt anyway. Net result: higher carbon emissions rather than lower. I also don't buy the idea that it's a transitional step. Once it begins I doubt it will ever stop. Once profit is made from new extractions it will go on until it's all expended. The only barrier is preventing it from starting the first place and keeping it in the ground.

It's another form of fossil fuel so it may simply result in our energy infrastructure becoming even more dependent on fossil fuels.

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Re: Would the enviromentalist/Green folks.....

"If we cant use nuclear, oil, coal or gas and cant use tidal ( due to the fact it might affect a breed of shrimp or some reed warbler's nesting site)."

Many environmentalists concerned at rising CO2 emissions have been advocating nuclear for years as part of decarbonization. The set includes renewables, nuclear, and the use of gas as a transitional replacement for coal. The sources that are universally derided are oil and coal, rather than all the sources you have listed.

Himalayan glaciers actually gaining ice, space scans show

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Re: Look at history (geological that is)

"I simply said that civilisations moved when the climate changed"

and I am simply saying that civilizations have never had to cope with a proper climate change. all the climate changes since human civilization have been relatively minor.

"Rate of change is questionable as accurate enough data to identify short term changes cannot be provided by ice cores etc. . which identify averages over hundreds or thousands of years."

That's good enough resolution to detect such spikes which take thousands of years to dissipate. Also this isn't dependent on ice cores anyway. A CO2 spike was identified 55 million years ago that took place over a few thousand years. But still slower than the current rate of increase.

Not only is there no evidence for a CO2 jump this fast there is also no known natural mechanism for one to occur short of epic level stuff like a catastrophic volcanic mega eruption.

"They were able to adapt in various ways to stay alive. They moved, over time their genetic makeup and traits changed etc.etc."

So if 3 billion out of 7 billion humans die is that the kind of acceptable "nothing to see here", "it's happened before" kind of thing you are envisioning? I mean if you take a very distant view it is truely irrelevant because as long as 4 billion survive the human race survives and has "adapted"

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Re: Look at history (geological that is)

"Unscientific and irrelevant. Human history is a tiny proportion of the history of this planet and hardly geologic time."

You can't turn round and berate someone for pointing out that the CO2 changes are not just unprecedented in human history, but even in human evolution, when you were the one to raise human history in the first place. You claimed: "Used to be that civilisations knew this and simply adapted. Water levels rise a bit, move inland some (hence evidence of civilisations found underwater). Rain levels go down and land becomes desert.......move. etc.etc.etc.""

In fact the CO2 changes are not just unprecedented in the timespan of human evolution, they may indeed be unprecedented in earth's history. When has the Earth faced a doubling of CO2 in just 3 centuries? There is no known past example of it doing so. This very well may be the first time it ever has happened. That's a far cry from your claim that "What we're seeing here has all happened before and will happen again in the future...Nothing to see here."

There is also another reason why the situation is unique and cannot be compared to the past so easily: we have 7 billion humans on the planet now and a huge amount of infrastructure built up in position of current climate, such as hundreds of cities near sea level.

The Earth's climate has been reasonably stable for the past 10,000 years. The real big climate changes happened before that. That's before civilization. I know correlation doesn't equal correlation but you have to wonder if the timing of the emergence of civilization and an unusually stable period in terms of climate might be related, and if so what that would mean to suddenly enter such a rapid and large climate change for effectively the first time in human history.

Pre-history was nomadic peoples. Who knows what hellish changes they lived through in terms of climate change. The mere fact they survived hardly tells us anything.

FBI track alleged Anon from unsanitised busty babe pic

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This is why I only ever taunt the cops with ASCII art

So what's the worst movie NEVER made?

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Re: Its a long way to the bottom if you want to make bad films

Manos has a pretty good twist at the end and an amazingly long car chase sequence with one car at the start.

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Re: The Teletubbies

"eh oh!"

shit they've found us!

aRRGGHHH (teletubbie rips marines stomach apart, intestines and guts go everywhere)

A giant baby's face in the sky laughs in delight

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Re: Quentin Tarentino...

a better version of schindlers list where gibson asks each person in turn "are you jewish?" and if so, adds their name to his list

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The Hobbit in Space (and in 3D)

Printers SMASHED to bits in Office Space copycat revenge vid

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After killing five printers they will level up and can increase their hammer/axe skills so they miss less, plus they'll get a 2% chance of scoring a critical hit.

Most anticipated videogames of 2012 revealed

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Re: No PC games then?

"Why bother pirating games when last years titles can be had for £2.50 on Steam?"

You'd be surprised how many people would pirate it anyway.

Sorry but he's right, piracy is a big reason for killing PC gaming. Every lan party I've been too is full of PC gamers who have pirated all their games, swapping them, etc.

No-one in their right mind would spend two years developing a game and expect to get back the cost of salary and time by selling it for just £2.50 a time. The income from developing large PC games has slowly tilted towards being too risky with too low return to bother. You need a successful game with marketing thrust behind it to break profit now, and if you accidentally release a so-so game you go bust.

That's why everyone is developing for consoles now. Even Diablo 3 is not really a PC game anymore. It was delayed to port it to consoles - I am expecting the gameplay to suffer on PC as a result. PC gamers killed PC games.

German scientists link two labs with ‘universal quantum network’

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Has science gone too far? Remember when science used to make sense? Apples falling on newtons head and mixing chemicals in test tubes to make explosions.

Now it's all about things going faster than light...except they didn't..or something... and this nonsense about tangling atoms together. I think it all started to go downhill with Einstein when he started just making up weird ideas. Just throwing out balls. Then Stephen Hawking went mental and started talking about the universe expanding and made time weird. That's my 2 cents.

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indeed on the occasion I am required to mix with the common folk I am well reminded of their foolishness. They will never learn and I quietly chuckle under my breath as I observe their silly comings and goings.

Bacteria isolated for four million years beat newest antibiotic

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Re: Meanwhile

I for one welcome our new tiny bacterial overlords

(god i hate that meme)

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Re: "exposure to Register readers"

silence test subject 17.

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Re: Now, that's strange

Creationists found deep inside a cave that has had scant exposure to the outside world for at least four million years share some of the same reason-resisting traits that other creationists are supposed to have developed in response to modern science.

Amount of ice in Bering Sea reaches all-time record

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Re: Lost my Berings

"Is it more likely the oscillations of sea ice are caused by a climate that varies naturally, as all historic data shows it is currently varying well within"

Historical data? where did that come from?

Earlier you were using the "paltry" 30 years of data as an excuse.

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Re: Is the tide turning?????

The arctic decline and antarctic increase are not thought to be connected. At least I haven't read of any attempt to connect them. Around the antarctic peninsula which has warmed significantly the sea ice has actually declined, it is around the rest of antarctica it has increased so maybe those areas have cooled - I don't know, but I doubt it because if there was an easy explaination there wouldn't be two other hypotheses I have heard. One that wind circulation changes are responsible and another that fresh water increase from the antarctic ice sheet is lowering salinity in the area which reduces the freezing point enabling more ice. I don't buy either really.

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Re: Not on the BBC News

"How on earth (sic) are we supposed to make informed decisions as to what the effects of anthropological climate change are, if any, if we have no records other than those produced by proxy?"

Who says you are supposed to? What you are seeing is what you get. An accelerating decline in arctic sea ice since 1979 which may very well continue - almost certainly if the arctic keeps warming up. Noone knows for sure what will happen as a result. Reassured?

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Re: Is the tide turning?????

no it's not a silly question, I think you are right - there's nothing special about any particular point, just the difference between the two extremes. I am not saying catastrophe will unfold just that it's a massive change for the arctic environment and very fast. It could have very big significance for weather in the UK during summer. I don't know. But articles like this pretending that it's just some non-event are kind of in denial.

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Re: Lost my Berings

So with a "paltry" 30 years of data it's impossible to say what's normal but it is possible for you to conclude it's "almost certainty" part of a natural cycle? How convenient.

Plus a little "Arctic ice won't make a bit of difference to sea levels" strawman.

You must be a climate skeptic right?

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So in 1999 Greenpeace said: "If current trends continue, and computer models are accurate in their broad details, Arctic winter ice cover will be much thinner in a greenhouse future, and almost non-existent in the summer. These dramatic changes would have enormous implications for Arctic plants, animals, and inhabitants."

What has happened since?

The declining trend not only continued after 1999 it has accelerated.

http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/IMAGES/seaice.anomaly.arctic.png

If Lewis Page wants to play a blame game he might have more luck going after various skeptics who denied that Arctic sea ice would decline.

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Re: Is the tide turning?????

No you are being misled. Arctic sea ice is in decline and concerns about it are well founded.

The best depiction of what is actually happening to arctic sea ice is the following graph:

http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/arctic.sea.ice.interactive.html

Notice how far sea ice area has dropped in summer in recent years and how close it is now to the zero mark. The loss of ice is a state change. A barrier of ice at the surface has a big impact on absorbed/reflected sunlight, wave heights, evaporation and heat exchange between the ocean and atmosphere. It is a big deal for the summer arctic to switch from largely ice covered to largely ice free in a matter of decades.

Compare that to the Antarctic situation:

http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/antarctic.sea.ice.interactive.html

It is a ludicrous strawman of this article that the Antarctic increase (can you see it in that graph?) "cancels" out the arctic summer decrease. First it isn't true, second whatever happens in Antarctica does not alter the significance of what is happening in the arctic and that summer sea ice is heading towards zero (even accelerating)

The register article also focuses on a maximum during the dead of "winter", which completely ignores the issue of summer loss approaching zero (in fact even winter sea ice area is trending downwards - but it's summer that is heading somewhere new - zero). In fact the article uses various other tricks to ignore that, including addressing an obscure greenpeace statement from 1999 and associating any concern with arctic sea ice with that statement - so if that statement is wrong clearly there isn't a problem right?

Third, one single year doesn't make a trend. Focusing on the current sea ice anomaly when it goes somewhat higher than normal is a common climate skeptic trick. Sea ice anomaly bounces around all the time. Every year it goes above normal at some point (but that's becoming less frequent). When it does a number of climate skeptics exploit that to trick the public with claims like "arctic ice now recovered to normal levels" or "despite fears arctic ice is at the same level it was 20 years ago". Yet the longterm trend is downwards. They ignore that by cherrypicking single dates.

US ecosystems basically unaffected by global warming, studies show

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Re: Complicated system is complicated

A horrifically complicated system. So it'll be safe to throw a spanner in it then