* Posts by NomNomNom

2280 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Apr 2011

Google tentacle slips over YouTube comments: Now YOUR MUM is at the top

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can they add a button to turn racism on and off?

Great Britain rebuilt - in Minecraft: Intern reveals 22-BEEELLION block map

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Re: Proceed....

Do not proceed. You have been trained to be an obedient component of the machine.

Go to school, get a job, get on the "property ladder". Have a family, breed more drones. Watch adverts on TV closely. Consume products. Read the tabloids. Have "opinions". "Vote" every four years. Focus on the Economy and GDP. Go to work. Get in line, queue on foot, in cars, on the train. Don't question. Take a holiday in summer. Take photos. Get old. Retire.

Follow the cycle dictated by the machine:

Monday-Friday: Work.

Saturday-Sunday: Consume.

Travel to Work at approximately 9am. You must go home in the evening and come back the next day. Do not question any of this.

Your fellow drones will interrogate you and ask where you work, whether you have a partner, where you went on holiday, where you live, whether you have children. They will expect regular updates and "progress" in your life according to the machine. If they find your progress to be wanting they may deem you to be a non-conformist and you will be shunned.

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If its not to the same scale as a minecraft character you lose the ability of "being there", which is 99% of the potential gone. Perhaps they could have made many higher resolution maps rather than one big low resolution one.

How am I going to build Swindon on a map with such low resolution?

'Occupy' affiliate claims Intel bakes SECRET 3G radio into vPro CPUs

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Re: GCHQ Turing Test to Pass for UniVirtual Machine Command to Control Global Operating Devices*

"probably those who can provide all that be needed so easily, with the really smart ones supplying everything that works together in unison and harmony with no dumb and dumber dumbed down and stupid and catastrophically destructive and unnecessarily disruptive conflicts causing problems in programs rather than delivering profitable and pleasant opportunities to explore"

This misses the point, namely what could you do in the same situation that would avoid disruptive conflicts It's all too easy to assume that just because they are working together in unison that they would be necessarily placed, but in reality the situation often turns out to be quite different no? Check opened arrays for example.

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Re: Serious Business

"Why, oh God, why is El Reg giving this guy any attention? Yes, he's obviously an idiot, but he's also, obviously, an attention seeking idiot. Feeding retarded trolls is dangerous business."

That's ironic coming from someone who just claimed Chemtrails are mind control and anti-anxiety chemicals dispersed at high altitude by Lizard People. Hypocrite much?

The fact is there is insufficient evidence about Chemtrails either way, but if it IS true then it certainly won't be "Lizard People" will it, that's nuts. More likely IF it is true the Chemtrails are probably the work of the United Nations which has already admitted their goal is to form a new world order and one world government. Those chemical experts the UN sent into Syria, what do they do the rest of the time?

David Attenborough warns that humans have stopped evolving

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There's no selective pressure for better eyesight and hearing anymore. People with degraded senses can get them augmented with technology. So over generations our bodies will biologically degrade and we'll become dependent on technology.

Until a point where technology can actually engineer our bodies in the first place. But through the period of degeneration if we suddenly lose technology, eg mass world war, we might face extinction.

Should Nominet ban .uk domains that use paedo and crim-friendly words?

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and if you see a man standing in a shop rapidly clapping his hands behind and in front of him, it's means he's a pedo. It's a secret signal to other pedos that there's an unattended child in the vicinity (typically 120 meters)

Another code word they use is "bush2bush pipeman"

Must be true because I saw it on the news

Pair of complete tits sorry for pervy app

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I remember channel 4 having an app called kiddie stare

Don't tell the D-G! BBC-funded study says Beeb is 'too right wing'

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do popes shit in the woods

US military: 'Help us build the ROBO-WARFIGHTER OF THE FUTURE'

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There won't be a future for humans on the battlefield. Just as there is no role for horses anymore. The future of war is miniaturization. Humans are too big.

A swarm of thousands of hornet sized drones would be able to scour an any area, killing any humans they (or their remote controllers) deemed combatants.

Reports: NSA has compromised most internet encryption

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Re: Ah well...

"And suppose you're a masochist (torture gets you off) with no friends or family (no other ways to get to you)?"

then who gives a shit what you write

Forget Mars: Let's get someone on the Moon – NASA veteran

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plans

All we have to do is stage a chemical weapon attack on the moon and the americans will want to launch a rocket up there

Myst: 20 years of point-and-click adventuring

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I found the aiming was a bit unreliable. Often you'd end up slamming 6 rockets past a target before actually hitting it. Couldn't ever figure out the laser trip mines either. Still, good game.

US gov preps sale of TOP SECRET disease research island

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All you've proven is that in death the Montauk Monster is able to mimic a raccoon and so avoid detection.

Some of us are more easily fooled than others.

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My cousin's friend worked as an intern on Plum Island in the 60s. It looks pretty normal from above, dormitories, lab, even a swimming pool, but he told us there is actually a network of caverns underneath the island where they would mix batches of chemicals in giant vats. Once a month the chemicals get loaded onto a rocket and the "swimming pool" slides open to reveal an underground launch pad.

The rocket releases a payload into the upper atmosphere which docks with the International Space Station. The chems are then unloaded in barrels into the IIS. 747s and other commercial jetliners regularly dock with the IIS to "refuel" their chem sprayers. They then descend into the lower atmosphere and spray us like mad.

Of course I remain skeptical, but as for my cousin's friend, we haven't heard from him in 10 years. Supposedly he went to live in Australia, but that seems a little convenient if you ask me.

Finally it happens: MAN BITES DOG - after stabbing himself

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given hitchhiking is illegal I think the law would tend to turn a blind eye but you should probably check into an addiction clinic anyway

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Looks to me like only drugs were involved not alcohol. Self stabbing and biting a dog show a form of intense aggression that is usually associated with cannabis and club drugs. Fortunately no children were involved this time, but sadly often they are.

Revealed: HUNGRY frosty Arctic cleft that could eat 2 Grand Canyons

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Re: Have they found...

I am sure in the picturre I can make out regular patterns running along those ridges..no must be my imagination.

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Re: more throw away claptrap

The greenland ice sheet is losing mass and contributing to sea level rise, not much but that is the trend.

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Re: Huh?

what do you think the chemtrails are for? they are scooping up the airbourne data and releasing dangerous chemicals in the process.

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Re: Winding River Channel????

I think what Dan Paul is saying is that because wildfires happened during the time of the dinosaurs, therefore all wildfires must be natural and we should release all convicted arsonists from prison immediately.

'Kim Jong-un executes nork-baring ex and pals for love polygon skin flick'

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Re: Propaganda

North Korea is a fun loving state with a rich past and many interesting attractions that all the family can enjoy. Walk around the streets Pyongyang, or perhaps take a segway, you'll be amazed at the carnival atmosphere in the capital. Military parades are common and don't be at all surprised if everyone around you suddenly breaks out into dancing. Flash dances are a common occurrence, feel free to join in! Tourists interested in the sciences will also enjoy the regular rocket launches and the host of new inventions which are being made daily.

Wall Street traders charged with stealing company code via email

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Re: Stealing is OK?

you'd have thought they'd come up with a better name for the law rather than using the title of a contraversial computer game

Russian spyboss brands Tor a crook's paradise, demands a total ban

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"But in the US you can still criticize your government without having a black van show up in the middle of the night to knock your door down and take you away for extended "leave" without explanation."

Depends how you criticize them. They have a tendency to clamp down on freedom of expression through controlled explosions.

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Re: Child molesters use lots of things

political dissidents do tend to be pedophiles so it's more a matter of killing one bird with two stones

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Re: Won't Somebody Think of The Military?

No you are thinking of Tanks

Climate change made sea levels fall in 2010 and 2011

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"so no indication of global warming"

Uhh. We have global temperature records that show the world has warmed.

We don't need to use sea level records to show that, although they do too.

Sea level rise is faster in the recent decades.

See

http://www.realclimate.org/index.php/archives/2012/11/dont-estimate-acceleration-by-fitting-a-quadratic/

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Re: stop the partisan bs

"regardless .."

yes quickly change the subject

But I wonder if you will still go around the internet falsely claiming the trend in the satellite records is only 0.07C/decade

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"Between 1904 and 1953 global sea levels rose by 2.03 mm per year, whereas from 1954 to 2003 they rose by only 1.45 mm per year"

Recent satellite observations show sea level is now rising at over 3mm/year. So...

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Re: It is proof

No-one is wrong here except you. You imagine sea level falling disproves MMCC but you don't even understand what's happened. Sea level continues to rise, just as expected from a warming world.

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Re: stop the partisan bs

The trend over the course of the satellite record is 0.14C/decade, as reported by Roy Spencer himself. Not 0.073C

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Re: Also..

I couldn't verify that. I found references to other floods in previous years. Do you have a source?

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Re: stop the partisan bs

"taking either the 1980 temp at baseline .. or the 1981-2010 average .. the same as 1980 .. the current rolling 13 month average is 0.24C warmer over 30 years July 2013 was 0.17C warmer .. so on a linear basis .. which I know the warming alarmists prefer ( cause it was cooler from 1980 to 1997 which means there has been no 20 year warming trend at all since 1940 ) .. we've warmed 0.08 degrees per decade"

Uh that makes no sense. If 2013 is 0.24C warmer than the 1981-2010 average that doesn't mean 0.24C warming since 1980. It means 0.24C warmer than the 1981-2010 average.

The data you are using shows 0.14C/decade warming since 1980. Almost twice what you calculated.

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Re: Ocean Levels

"Thus the oceans have risen 80-90 ft over the past 2,000 years."

Sanity check?

Sea level rise in the past 2000 years has been virtually flat.

You've assumed sea level rose linearly. It didn't. Most of that 500 foot sea level rise was over by 7,000 years ago.

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Re: It is proof

Uh they didn't claim it proves MMCC (manmade climate change). You are the one who seems to have come up with that idea.

"Yet again we have a wonderful demonstration that we cannot disprove MMCC"

Funny, plenty of commentators regularly claim it has been disproved!

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Re: plus 10000

Yeah sure, nothing to see here

http://www1.ncdc.noaa.gov/pub/data/cmb/images/indicators/800k-year-co2-concentration.gif

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First things first, there hasn't been global cooling over the past 10 years.

Second, sea level did drop, but it has subsequently continued rising.

http://sealevel.colorado.edu/

Bradley Manning is no more. 'Call me Chelsea,' she says

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Re: Fair enough.

airplane

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Re: Military Jail?

A bucket which is also your bed

Oh noes! New 'CRISIS DISASTER' at Fukushima! Oh wait, it's nothing. Again

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Re: @ Itzman

A better system would be an actual democracy where the people can cast votes on key policies. Log onto a website and cast your vote on a variety of policies that interest you, or submit a new policy for vote. Referendums every day. Everyone can vote but people with more education have a higher weighted vote. Those with degrees in the policy related subject would get even higher weighting.

See in comparison to that our current system isn't a democracy at all. It's closer to a dictatorship, where policies are dictated to us. We only get to vote every four years, which means we have no control over policy inbetween votes. And this joke of a vote comes down in reality to two options, two parties. So across a whole plethora of issues over a 4 year period we are supposed to pick from just two representatives, often whom share the same policies on issues. What a joke! And nevermind that even if you vote for a party based on what they say they will do they can easily change their minds once in power.

See "in power" sums up the corruption of the current system. "In power" is shorthand for saying they are dictators who cannot be removed for 4 years. In a better system there would be no concept of anyone being "in power". No-one individual or small group of "politicians" would ever be handed such power.

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Re: Beta?

"Probably best not to drink large amounts of water from a waste pond at any large industrial facility then"

I found discovered this to my cost. I now have super powers but the weight of responsibility burdens me greatly.

Hacktivists boast of English Defence League KO after website downed

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Re: What a name

"pour moi"

French on an EDL thread! Are you taking the f***** p*** mate?

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Re: Football hooligans

Sure you are not confusing things with The A-team?

British spooks seize tech from Snowden journo's boyfriend at airport

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with all this terror legislation we're going to need more terrorists

Bug-finder chucked for posting to Zuck

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Re: ...and here we se the "Head In The Sand" approach to system security...

I have two Facebooks accounts so I have double friends. You have no Facebook account so you have no friends. Why you not want friends? That is strange minded. I will be your friend. Why not follow me on Twitter?

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Re: ...and here we se the "Head In The Sand" approach to system security...

If you were on Facebook you could have added that message to your timeline and your Friends could have Liked it. But you are not on Facebook so this did not occur.

Why you not on facebook? You are an inexplicable mystery conundrum.

WTF is... backend-as-a-service?

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As a service I can't see it getting off the ground

Wikileaks Party scrambles to explain election decisions

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In Soviet Australia political party votes you

Google goes dark for 2 minutes, kills 40% of world's net traffic

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Strange

Bing wasn't working either

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Re: Holy undergarments

I offer a DNS service by mail. Send me a domain and I will write back an IP address to you (which may or may not correspond to the domain, take it or leave it)