* Posts by Martin Summers

66 posts • joined 13 Apr 2011

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Ofcom's to-do list: Number porting, sell spectrum, buy milk

Martin Summers

Re: PAC Codes

I suspect the thumb down I got could be because I put PAC Code in the title when of course an additional redundant 'code' is not required. I apologise profusely, please forgive me down voter.

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Martin Summers

PAC Codes

How about preventing networks using the PAC code as bloody sales tool and holding you to ransom for it as means of keeping you when you have already made your mind up. That would be useful. I've spent an hour on the phone with some networks retentions team to no end because whilst I'm interested in staying they really can't offer me anything better than they do new customers. GiffGaff just give you the PAC on their site, no messing about. That's how it should be.

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Utah faints: Google Fiber to lay cable in thrilling Salt Lake City

Martin Summers

Re: Just worked it out.

Indeed. There's a lot worse to be scared of in this world than personalised adverts!

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Storm gathers around CDN Cloudflare after doxxing allegations, Pirate Bay deal

Martin Summers

Doxing

I can't decide if I am with Cloudflare on this one but it does quite clearly say they will pass your details on. As they rightly state they are not a hosting provider and how on earth are they meant to pass on your complaint to the hosting provider for you without passing on your details for reply? It's a bit of a mess but presuming domain registrant details are BS Cloudflare are the only ones who really know who the site is hosted by. Is it up to them to devise an anonymous reporting mechanism whereby replies can go back and forth? I would say can only rely on not using very personal details or use a forwarding address if you are going to submit a complaint and don't want hassle.

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Web geeks grant immortality to Sir Terry Pratchett – using smuggled web code

Martin Summers

Re: El Reg has jumped on the bandwagon

"Sorry, we don't like replying to HEAD requests"

No, neither does the Mrs.

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Google adds evil-code scanning to Play Store

Martin Summers

They were not saying Apple uses a program on the Play Store. It was a typo presumably. They were trying to say that Apple have long boasted their app store is safer as a marketing strategy against Android/Play Store.

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UK call centre linked to ‘millions’ of nuisance robo-calls raided by ICO

Martin Summers

I'd give 'em a kick for a starter...

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Martin Summers

Proper punishment

String 'em up by the balls (or equivalent???).

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Give biometrics the FINGER: Horror tales from the ENCRYPT

Martin Summers

Re: Just not found the right 'biometric' to use yet

I'd probably rather that than sticking something *in* to a biometric glory hole.

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GSMA: Er, sorry about that MWC brothel ad with our logo

Martin Summers

Exploitation?

I go to work every day and get paid (no not for that). Am I being exploited? I choose to do it. So do they. It's only when they are not choosing it's a problem.

Stop being so bloody prudish.

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Out of time: Huawei, LG unveil watches nobody wants to buy

Martin Summers

Re: I almost forgot ro recharge my battery

One off the wrist for the one on your wrist. That's how they should market it.

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Martin Summers

Re: Battery Life

What? You mean no one ever told you the benefits of using your left hand if you're right handed?

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Martin Summers

Battery Life

I think the battery life thing is quite simple to solve. They should team up with the innovators at Porn hub. A proper wankers watch is what we need. Oh hang on that's coming out on the 9th of March isn't it... (Ducks.. Only joking honest).

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HTC One M9 hands on: Like a smart M8 in a sharp suit

Martin Summers

Spot the difference?

The top ones grey...

Coat etc.

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Europol shuts down darn RAMNIT botnet

Martin Summers

Re: The bill for all this...

May I now refer you to this:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/02/26/windows_beats_apple_linux_with_fewest_bugs_for_2014/

What say you now?

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Martin Summers

Re: The bill for all this...

How many different ways are there that someone could get into your house that you don't know about and the house builder could not anticipate? Perhaps someone could be sneaky and tunnel underneath and you would never know. When you get broken into in this way are you going to send the bill to the house builder?

If Microsoft had a crystal ball no doubt they would have fixed every ingenious unanticipated flaw that someone managed to exploit. I'm sure they love having the reputation they have amongst people like you who I guarantee couldn't code a universally used 100% secure operating system yourself.

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In praise of China’s CROONING censors: Company songs NOW!

Martin Summers

Re: Let it go!

You're absolutely right, how embarassing. But that's how bad it is that even just seeing "Let it" suffixed with any rhyming word with snow triggers that particular reaction.

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Martin Summers

Let it go!

Oh you swine! Just when I had that bloody Disney song out of my head you slip it in where I'm least expecting to find it (ahem).

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The finest weird people in the world live here, and we're proud of it

Martin Summers

Homeless

"Don't give the homeless money".

So many wealthy individuals and businesses in that area that I've just read about. You'd think with that and the positive can do attitude they'd have that particular issue sorted by now. It's rather sad to read.

Don't get me wrong I understand the statement on the level of not giving the individual money as it might well go on booze. But I'm sure something could be done further than shelters or soup kitchens with all that money floating around.

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G.Fast sand-slinger says it's slung bits at 500 Mbps over 200 metres

Martin Summers

Excuse

Pretty much an excuse for BT to yawn, roll over and not bother investing in fibre to the premises. We will never get the infrastructure we want and in some cases need at this pace.

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Not-spot-busting for the home: Eero thinks tiny mesh router's a winner

Martin Summers

Unknown Devices?

Will text you when unknown devices have joined your network? How about not letting unknown devices on my network in the first place thanks very much!

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TalkTalk boasts of fourplay-loving customers, extreme growth

Martin Summers

Hmm

Still crap...

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Three to pleasure bumpkins with 800MHz

Martin Summers

Re: The FT this week called the O2/Three merger a solution looking for a problem"

Thing is, if they do merge they leave a gap for a new player to come along. Who knows, Google could come along and build out a massive network in no time at all with their resources. So I don't think it's a bad thing if they merge. I personally moved to o2 as I knew their coverage requirement in their licence and low frequency band use would make them the best bet.

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Smartphones merge into homogeneous mass as 'flagship fatigue' bites

Martin Summers

Network Quality?

“Handset brands have become less important, and the quality of the network more important,” said Three’s CEO David Dyson.

Nope. You're all much the same. Fact is there's just nothing exciting to be had anymore.

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Google reveals where AT&T, Comcast, Time Warner Cable will next offer Gbps broadband

Martin Summers

UK

Has Google even considered offering this in the UK? I want it!

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Facebook: Yo 'people'! Zap fake news on our giant ad farm, would'ja?

Martin Summers

Racial Hatred

If only they could do something about the dredging up of old inflammatory news stories regarding minority ethnic/religious groups that some low life found and reposted as if it were new. Normally round a time when said group is making an appearance on the news such as recent European events. Although the comments below them do have the added benefit of showing up some of the pond life that infest Facebook.

If I had a quid for every time I've been asked if something was true or not that could be easily found as bull by going to snopes I'd be very rich.

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Want a cheap Office-er-riffic tablet? Microsoft Windows takes on Android

Martin Summers

Re: Linux?

Yes I do use Linux, occasionally, I don't contribute to it, I don't code. But surely you want people to use Linux, otherwise what's the point?

As for bricking things, it's not really just that is it. Linux people love to demonstrate how powerful Linux is on small less powerful devices. Which is fantastic.

Also, what's wrong with Linux being used by people who can't afford an OS? Or the powerful device? Again, surely a good thing and the kind of thing that makes Linux Devs feel warm and fuzzy inside? The fact it is free has opened computing to many who can't afford it or the devices.

I don't see why you feel you have to prove how wealthy you are or why you are trying to disassociate Linux from those less less fortunate than you. But good on you for contributing anyway.

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Martin Summers

Re: Linux?

"Why Linux people are always in search of something cheap?"

Are you telling me you'd rather risk bricking something expensive?

Could you lend me some of the folding currency you wipe your bum on please? I obviously have a much greater need for it than you do!

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Martin Summers

Re: Linux?

Yes, I'm 33 and I use upvote downvote buttons, especially downvote when you just really cannot be bothered to engage in someone's utterly mindless garbage post. And upvote, well that's just a quick expression of solidarity and agreement with your comment. Simple. And don't pretend you don't like the upvotes either cos thousands wouldn't believe you.

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DVRs at the ready tonight: El Reg's motor Vulture is on the tellybox

Martin Summers

Freesat

If you're on Freesat, go look in the 900 channel area for the BBC regions. If you can drag yourself away from babe station of course.

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An e-reader you HAVEN'T heard of: Cybook Ocean 8"

Martin Summers

Re: Missing a trick?

You don't have to turn the page after every single page read with a normal book and that's the point. Trying to make the electronic device better replicate the experience of what it is replacing. I take your point on being more expensive but anything new and outside the norm is until everyone buys it. That's just how things are so it's a moot point. We also have hinges on items like laptops and they don't fail frequently so I would say that's moot too.

If some product designer got to work on it I'm sure they could overcome the things you mention. After all we have yet to see the foldable e-paper stuff being used in a product. I can imagine that would help.

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Martin Summers

Missing a trick?

Are these manufacturers of ebooks missing a trick? My partner and no doubt many others doesn't like using a device like this preferring to hold a real book. Why don't they make an ebook reader with 2 screens that you hold and can close up like a book. That way you can read on to the second 'page' without faffing around pressing buttons. Surely that might win people over who prefer books a bit more. Naturally they'd have to be fairly thin and light for this to work even if real books can be heavier!

Disclaimer: I must admit I've posted this assuming no one has had a stab at making something like this.

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Kindle sparks Fire, Clouds emerge from Amazon data center

Martin Summers

Embarrassing?

How is it an embarrassing setback? Fire happens and it's not pleasant for anyone, least of all the builders. Why the snidey comments that I am seeing more and more in articles knocking companies and mocking them for things outside of their control?

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Universal Pictures told off for scaring kids with nasty vid

Martin Summers

Still Happening

My kids watching Stampylongnose videos today have been presented with a trailer for "Woman in black angel of death" which is just great. That's with family safe settings switched on on the Xbox YouTube app.

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Branson on Virgin Galactic fatal crash: 'Space is hard – but worth it'

Martin Summers

Re: on the up side

Jealous much?

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CONSUMERISM IS PAST ITS SELL-BY DATE: Die now, pay later

Martin Summers

Food

All of this irrelevant. Until you solve the food problem by inventing the Star Trek replicator we all need to eat and that needs paying for by earning, which relies on the consumer economy. Until this is taken care of this is just a communists wet dream. Communism doesn't work so get over it.

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DVLA website GOES TITSUP on day paper car tax discs retire

Martin Summers

Re: Abolish it

We should absolutely follow the Jersey system. To me it's more important to know that someone is insured than they've paid their road tax as the scum who don't insure are likely the ones who will leave you for dead at the roadside after crashing into you. They are much more easily weeded out and reported by other drivers if they didn't have a valid insurance disc in their window. Of course as usual the government are putting the emphasis on making sure they get paid rather than people's safety.

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Microsoft buys Minecraft for $2.5bn. Notch: I'm getting the block outta here

Martin Summers

Congratulations Notch

Well done to the guy. He seems a rare specimin of a decent human being and he deserves the success his hard work has brought him.

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SHIP OF FAIL: How do we right capsized institutions we thought would NEVER go under?

Martin Summers

Re: Call Up

Fair point. But also the reason why we will never be rid of them.

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Martin Summers

Call Up

Would the author of this article and all commentards with up votes only, please proceed to senior political office forthwith. Thank you.

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GCHQ protesters stick it to British spooks ... by drinking urine

Martin Summers

Re: Was it or wasn't it?

Correct AC.

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Martin Summers

Re: Was it or wasn't it?

Fail whilst taking the piss. Ironic.

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Why has the web gone to hell? Market chaos and HUMAN NATURE

Martin Summers

Re: 'Tis true.

Well worth posting, cos he's bang on.

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UK Parliament rubber-stamps EMERGENCY data grab 'n' keep bill

Martin Summers

Re: @Eponymous Cowherd

If I could up vote you multiple times Peter I would. You have written there exactly what the system needs. Americans get referendums on the important stuff, we have no voice and we are ignored completely. There is no real democracy here.

Could you imagine if we made our shires into states and governed ourselves!

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Space geeks' resurrected NASA Sun probe ISEE-3 now on collision course with THE MOON

Martin Summers

Re: Old McDonald

Don't look now but he might soon just be opening a McSpace Port...

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Google Ventures opens new fund in London

Martin Summers

Re: Dodgy Dave Characters and Wannabe Emperor Type Casting .... is not AIMedia Role ForePlay Style

Got to hand it to you amanfrommars the fog has started to clear. Your programmer must be proud.

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Martin Summers

Re: Dodgy Dave Characters and Wannabe Emperor Type Casting .... is not AIMedia Role ForePlay Style

You don't come here often I see AC. Interesting thought, I wonder if you can sue a robot for libel?

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Tom Hanks NICKED my COPYRIGHTED PIC, claims Brit photog

Martin Summers

Re: Humbug

Aren't you a joyous individual. The man is proudly displaying and honouring his father's achievements and heroism. Not passing off as your sick suggestion would make him out to be.

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iPhone-stroker-turned-fandroid sues Apple over iMessage text-slurpery

Martin Summers

I wish that was a troll. Call yourself a tech site reader? Go on, get out with you, don't come back.

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OpenSSL bug hunt: Find NEXT Heartbleed, earn $$$ – if enough people donate cash

Martin Summers

Why should you get to use it or have benefit from it with an attitude like that? No bugger else bothered developing it and the small team who did bother get no reward. None of this is really their fault. It's the fault of the millions of people who use it without giving a toss about where it came from so long as it was free.

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