* Posts by lglethal

1251 posts • joined 11 Jun 2007

iPad Mini/Nano beta-tester: Of course it's real

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True i probably dont want to know the answert to this...

but why do you have feminine hygiene products in your pocket?

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Ex-Broadcom boss beats drugs orgy charges

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spike your drink, guv'?

" It said he spiked Broadcom customers' drinks with MDMA."

If my service provider did that I'd be the most loyal customer they've ever had!

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First mass-produced camera heads to auction

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Brilliant!

Hats off to the man who invented this. Technology has to start somewhere and its brilliant to look back and see where it all started...

Pity i dont have anywhere near €200,000 lying around... Hope this goes to a museum... =)

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EU damns scanners, Facebook, MySpace and Phorm

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All in favour...

All in favour of Ms Reding becoming the next prime minister of the UK, say Aye...

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Cisco offers $250k for your billion dollar idea

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so tell me does Cisco get the rights to all of the other ideas?

So what happens to the ideas that Cisco doesnt select? Are they now Cisco property to be developed if its so chooses? or are they now in the open domain (they've been seen by dozens of people in the "judging") so you've just lost any chance to patent and make money from your idea...

IMHO, You'd have to be nuts to do this... come up with your idea and sell it to Cisco if you want to but make them sign a non-disclosure agreement in the process! Does everyone who wants to look and judge these products have to sign an NDA? i doubt it...

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Home Office says 'no decision' yet on sex offender disclosure

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Funny, i thought after you've been sentenced...

... you were considered to have served your punishment.

The argument about protecting children from predatory paedo's always rings false in my ears - if their so predatory what are they doing out of gaol? Do we let predatory serial killers back out? If we do, then that clearly says that our sentencing regime is incorrect and not working. So that should be were any changes should be made.

Potentially ruining the lives of thousands of people in order to appease the daily mail readers seems a gross offense to human dignity to me!

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Airships can defeat roadside bombers, says ex-US officer

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Welcome

i may be wrong here...

But im not aware of too many AK's (or any other non-artillery piece) which can fire a bullet 60,000 feet let alone 60,000 feet directly up against gravity...

You might want to read the article a little more closely before commenting next time... ;)

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Spanish towns vie for nuclear dump prize

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I will never understand Greenpeace...

A clean technology which produces gigawatts of electricity for a minimal waste product and theyre against it...

When it is the only clean technology that has even the slightest chance of producing our energy needs in the next decades let alone next century, you would think they would support it. But no, because a radioactive material dug up from the ground (where it is radioactive already), used to produce the energy (making use of that radioactivity) and then is stored (usually back underground) whilst still being radioactive is bad...

F*ckin greenies need there heads read...

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Oz eyes Chinese cane toad market

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You've never been to Queensland!

All this guy will need to do is go to the various Toad fences seperating Queensland from New South Wales and he'll be able to collect hundreds of the buggers every night. The only danger will be watching out for the ones flying back over the fence from some New Souther playing Toad golf...

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Not just the Kookies

Ive had plenty of reports of Magpies and Crows doing this too... Not suprising considering that Crows and Pies are the top of the intelligence ladder for birds.. Didnt know about the Kookaburras but good to hear!

Come on evolution!

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Entire UK will be on ID database sometime in next 3 millennia

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The 10 digit requirement...

Its a real pity you added that last line, i was having a wonderful time imagining the different ways that amputees would have to come up with the missing digits to meet the requirements - suddenly a new dawn in the grave robber business arrives or perhaps you go out for a drink one night get your drink spiked and rather then (or maybe just in addtion to) your kidneys being removed, your also missing a couple of digits... the possibilites are endless!

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Adultery website boosted by Christian publicity campaign

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From Family Guy

"Last night we received eleven complaints, and as you know one complaint equals one billion people..."

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Oracle power couple take Manhattan by billboard

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subtle art of self-promotion...

hahahaha you owe me a new keyboard El Reg...

I hate to think what non-subtle would look like...

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Car-stopping electropulse cannon to demo 'next month'

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IEDs not carbombs

Thats why i mentioned IED's not carbombs... Ideally you would be pointing this beam down the road 100m or so and thus if the failsafe was to explode then the explosion goes off 100m in front of you. That should be enough range to safely avoid any injuries (you definitely dont want to be travelling in front of the convoy though!).

I dont think you could use this for check points - you would piss off every car owner coming to the checkpoint by killing their car (bomb or not!).

About the only other use i can think of would be bomb disposal... being able to destroy a bombs wiring from 100m would make the job of a bomb disposal tech a lot safer (i imagine anyway!)...

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A potential actual use...

taking out IED's?

Drive down a road spraying this to either side (ok might need a relatively narrow beam so as not to take out other drivers on the road) and as the beam runs over the IED it should do a pretty good job of taking out the internal electronic components - so no more mobile phone ring in explosion or electronic timers. Hell it would probably take out your old fashioned clock timer by disabling the battery circuit.

Ok it probably means you dont discover the IED because you just drive straight past it without ever knowing its there but the IED is rendered useless and the potential victims just drive by.

I guess it depends on how much time it needs to fry electronics, but if it can keep up with a moving tank, APC, patrol vehicle then youve just rendered the majority of IED's useless...

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Air France offers two-seat deal for fatties

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It does make sense

Most flights are actually over sold but the airlines assume (rightly so) that a certain number of people are not going to turn up to the flight - there are big long algorithms that control this and the amount of overselling. Its standard practice.

So when the fat person turns up they will have to buy a second seat (as part of the overselling) and should not everyone turn up and the flight isnt full then they get there money back... Its entirely probable that the airline wont know if there will be spare seats until check in is complete. Hence the refund AFTER the flight...

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I expect a large number of rants against this...

but anybody who has been forced to sit in a long haul flight next to someone who takes up half of your seat as well will defintiely not be amongst them...

Now if only they would police the rules to stop people bringing on mountains of hand luggage and administer sleeping drugs to anybody under the age of 15* and flying would be considerably more enjoyable for everyone! =)

* We can debate the exact age if we must but i suggest 15+/-3 seems a reasonable limit for annoying childish behaviour...

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UN issues call for international privacy agreement

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My god a sensible UN declaration??

Place your bets on which of the permanent Security Council members will be the first to use their Veto on this declaration...

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Vomit cannon to protect vessels from pirates, paparazzi

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Yeah sounds good...

Ive often thought of using a .50 cal on the Papparazzi too... If we take out enough of them, then maybe the tabloids would have to shut down!

Yes, I'm a dreamer...

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Chinese stamp on Avatar

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i kinda doubt

I kinda doubt that the Americans have much to do with the prices charged by Chinese cinemas... it sounds like the usual passing the buck to me.

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Would i be being too much of a bastard...

if i sent this article to a couple of Chinese colleagues of mine who refuse to believe anything bad about their government and who refused to believe me when i mentioned just how many major western websites are blocked/banned in China?

Or am i a cynic in believing they will just toe the party line?

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FBI nicks 22 in classic bribery sting

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What would make a MORE interesting story

would be to see the names of the companies that were contacted by the FBI in this sting but which refused to pay the bribes... I'd certainly find that siginifcantly more interesting and being able to make the claim that your company is a non-corrupt wepaons manufacturer might make others less willing to play ball and pay the bribes wanted in the 3rd world...

or may be im a dreamer...

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LG publishes bendy 19in e-newspaper

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Your all missing the point...

How does the Page 3 girl look on it?

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Escaped con who taunted cops on Facebook finally collared

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You have got to be kidding

Your going to try to compare this twit with Ned Kelly? Thats ridiculous..

a) Ned Kelly was forced into a life of crime after stopping a corrupt cop from raping his sister. I dont remember anything about this twat being forced into a life of crime, he chose to do that aggravated burglary!

b) Ned Kelly whilst doing the highway robbery thing went out of his way to fight and kill as many corrupt cops (and probably a few not so corrupt ones) as possible. This twat was not fighting corrupt cops he was merely looking out for number one.

c) Ned Kelly was a fashion pioneer. This guy is just a twat!

Get some perspective and dont taint our national heroes by comparing them to self serving, dumb as* scum like this guy...

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Lethic botnet knocked out by security researchers

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A simpler and more ethical solution

Would simply be for the ISP to phone the customer and tell them their infected and how to fix it. Hell the ISP could probably offer a service (at a fee naturally) to come and fix the problem for those without the skills to do it themselves. If they feel the need to show a bit of stick as well they could tell the customer they have a week to fix the problem or they will be disconnected until they "prove" their no longer infected.

The ISP would save some money (less bandwidth used), possibly make a few bucks (with the "services"), and we would all experience a reduction in spam. The only cost for the ISP is the phone calls (if they use VOIP this is minimised) and the cost of employing someone to do the calls and the services (ok considering the level of service at most ISP's this would appear to be an issue! =P)

The only potential problem is with false positives which see people disconnected when their not actually infected but considering that the simplest way to identify infected machines is that those machines are trying to connect to known botnet IP's this should not be a problem...

Again, thoughts?

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hmmm

Ahh the old head in the sand defence... "Honestly guv we thought these sales were coming from our legitimate advertising not from a botnet".

I would question whether many of the things that are sold via spam ARE legal - im sure considernig that many of these "Viagra" pills are actually sugar tablets, etc. or fake/unlicensed knock offs that they might very well be illegal for either a) false advertising (ie not the actual product ordered) or b) not being approved by the regulators (FDA in america, dont know the UK equivalent, etc). The other items sold by spam are also unlikely to be the real deal but cheap illegal knock offs. So it would be possible to go after the suppliers in that case (although not so much for the spam side of things).

I also wonder whether there is some law stating that if you obtain sales (even for fully legal things) through illegal means (which im sure spam counts as) then you can be liable. This would be one way to effect the sellers and reduce the demand for botnet services. It would certainly make real suppliers more careful with how they handle their advertising budgets...

Of course this does depend on there actually being a product to buy and the spam not just being an elaborate phishing scam.

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Ive always wondered why...

... they dont chase after the producers of the pills rather then the botherders. Dont get me wrong, im more then happy to see a botnet go down if it stops the cr*p getting into my inbox! But surely the pills being shipped have to come from somewhere. And even if the manufacturer supplying the pills thinks their supplying a legitmitate enterprise they can provide an address for the bot herders and its much easier to stop the botnet by arresting the bot herder rather then just taking down there servers. Its kinda hard to re-engineer your botnet from jail!

Obviously this only works for botnets pushing a physical product but its got to be significantly more effective then just taking out the control network...

Thoughts?

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Spam filters stuff Canadian Beaver

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ewwww!

"a film starring Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster"

Now there is a porno i do NOT want to see! Yuk!

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'Plutonium pinch' nips NASA

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BUT...

NASA will be cutting down on its use of supplies on other programs...

Im all for having a "home grown industry" but rather then nobbling forthcoming projects and damaging the potential science output whilst you build up said "home grown industry" you may as well buy overseas products...

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What is it with American paranoia?

"Oh no, we dont have anymore. What ever will we do? Oh we can buy it from Russia, you say? Well no we cant be reliant on those commie buggers. We must start producing some ourselves and in the meantime we'll cut back on using it in our projects instead of just buying what we need on the world market, because that would be wrong and unamerican..."

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Avatar renders this earthly life meaningless

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Just one thing

Just one thing...

"River rafting through Nepal from the foothills of the Andes"

Damn that is one long rafting trip, might even need to cross an ocean or two to do it - them being on seperate continents and all... =P

Still apart from that completely agree with your statement!

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@ Scott71

You obviously dont know any WoW addicts...

Oh wait you said people in their right mind - yep your correct...

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Google may exit China after 'highly targeted' attack

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I would say...

it strongly depends on the market, and also the definition of "pulling out".

If all of those companies mentioned in your post were to pull out by closing down their sites and no longer buying their components from chinese firms (Yeah like thats going to happen), the amount of money that would be sucked out of China would be phenomenal. And China would be left hurting badly - it may even lead to greater social unrest resulting in either a) revolution ("Every society is only 4 missed meals away from a revolution") or b) a more dictatorial, repressive society. Your choice.

If the pull out is more along the lines of a "we'll pull our management offices out but still buy all our components from China" well then i foresee there being no effect apart from a bit of an embarrassment globally for the PRC but nothing will change as there is no real financial loss and the PRC just wont care. And most Chinese people would never even hear about it...

So would it be better for the poeple of China, that depends on what you want for the people of China. Personally, i dont see any changes coming in the next 20 years. A society as a whole needs the will to change to make it happen - that will was (for the masses) well and truly crushed at Tiananmen Square...

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'God help our smartphones,' vicar prays

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hmm not sure your right

Funny, but the Shroud of Turin, Holy Water and the Pope's Pointy Hat all seem to be things that are considered blessed so i guess inanimate objects can be blessed...

*Disclaimer - agnostic - so what would i know? and do i care? =P *

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Apple sits on critical Mac bug for 7 months (and counting)

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Based on my reading of the article...

The security firm found this exploit 7 months ago then contacted Apple (and the other affected comapnies) and has since sat on it and not released details in order to give the companies time to patch their systems. Most of those have. Apple has not.

Now in order to try and force Apple to fix the security hole, the security firm are releasing a script which (based on peoples comments here) doesnt entirely work but should be close enough that someone with insider knowledge of the system could get it to work, but it would probably take time and hopefully Apple will now use that time to plug the gap. This seems like a particularaly responsible way to go about it to me.

Still if Apple continues to do nothing, i kinda hope (and i apologise to Apple users in advance) that this security hole does get exploited so that it embarrases the hell out of Apple and makes them get around to fixing the issue. Just because no one has taken advantage of a security hole and even if that security hole is very difficult to penetrate there is no excuse for not plugging it when it appears to be a (relatively) simple fix...

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Peugeot designs Hybrid4 concept coupé

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Wow i never thought id say it but...

There is a Hybrid that looks bloody great!

I'd even consider buying one (obviously depending on all the other factors like range, speed, comfort, boot size, etc.) but based on the looks at least Puegoet have got something right...

One thing though having an engine front and back - does it have ANY boot space?

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'Google' crowned word of the decade

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your joking...

PETA really called fish "Sea Kittens"? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!

God im tempted to send PETA €5 just so they can keep coming up with stupid stuff like that to make me laugh...

... but i've just remembered how annoying they are the rest of the time, so i think i'll keep my cash in my pocket...

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Rogue phishing app smuggled onto Android Marketplace

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Thanks a lot Droid09...

How long now before Android's app marketplace becomes as tight, opaque and closed as Apple's... All because of this type of shite... Thanks a lot...

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Trouser-bomb clown attacks - how much should we laugh?

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There is a simple reason

The answer is simple - Its significantly more profitable to over react... All of these new fangdangled full body scanners cost a lot of money (no doubt with significant kickbacks to all of the appropriate officials/MPs) and so everyone gets a little bit richer (at the taxpayers expense), so everyone making the decisions is happy.

Its just simple economics...

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RSA crypto defiled again, with factoring of 768-bit keys

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So...

It took them 2 years to break the 768 bit key...

So there's no rush for me to go out and change just yet...

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Johnson reveals ID register linked to NI numbers

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i cant believe...

.... that they would tout a figure of 2400 people (out of a population of approx 60million) signing up over the course of nearly 3 months as being a successful figure...

Hurry up and bring the Tory's to power please!

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Airbus: We'll cancel crap A400M unless we get more £££

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they screwed it up

by doing design by committee, which any designer will tell you is exactly how to become overbudget, late and be sub-optimal.

Additionally, they made the mistake of agreeing to meet the requirements of the various nations of europe who were buying in, which naturally changed after every election and meant that ever 6-12 months one nation in the consortium would change what they wanted out of the aircraft and Airbus would (foolishly) try to accommodate them.

The smarter thing Airbus SHOULD have done is to do a study about what the nations wanted, take the most common points, design an aircraft and then offer it to the European nations and say "Here, we have this aircraft and it will do this. For additional things, we can make changes on a per nation basis which will cost €X". The design would have then been a lot closer to being on budget, on time and in a state that would make everyone happy.

I hope Airbus learn, i doubt they will...

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One thing that everyone is forgetting

is that the role of a "Tactical" lift aircraft is to fly into a danger area, drop like a stone to the runway, unload as much cargo as feasibly possible and get the hell out before being shot out of the sky by the nearest militant carrying a MANPADS (Man Portable Air Defence System) and considering how prolific MANPADS and rocket propelled grenade launchers are this is a big requirement.

The A400M is designed as a Tactical lift aircraft so making any comparison to the C17 Strategic Lifter is completely disingenous.

Making the direct comparison to the C130 then the A400M comes out superbly from an operational point of view. Its faster with a higher flight ceiling (so it can get to its destination faster then the C130 and at a height which will take it out of range of all but the most advanced SAM systems), it can land and take off on unprepared and very short runways (same as the C130 and if im not mistaken shortfield performance is even better in this than C130 in this regard) AND it can carry 50% more then the C130. Just looking at it in that regard you have an aircraft which severely outstrips its competitor in all the ways that those planning the mission are interested in.

On top of that it has a few special neat tricks (like inflight refuelling of fighters, and a range which means it can help out on shorter strategic lift routes) and it means you have an aircraft thats versatile and is unlikely to spend large amounts of time waiting for a tactical lift job to come up.

OK the cost at present is high, but i would question some of LP's figures - and making any sort of claim about inservice costs when the aircraft has never been flown in anger before is a bit ridiculous.

My final question for you all is since when did military items begin being purchased based on price rather then ability/survivability? If that were the case the Harrier would never have been developed and in fact why have any new aircraft/ship/tank the olds ones are known and cheap and parts are available - surely there better options then developing something new and more capable...

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wrong...

Actually the A400M can be used as the inflight refuelling source for various fighter aircraft, its one of its main design requirements. You really should check your facts before making statements like that...

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Bosses warned over Scrooge-like approach to snow problems

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touche...

Ahh but how many of those computers are allowed to be taken home in the evening? The only time i was ever allowed to take my laptop home was when i was catching a flight overseas the next day...

So unless you were sure you werent coming in the next day why would you be taking home the work computer? Your boss might be questioning your commitment at that point... ;)

Additionally, the majority of companies ive worked for in these sectors it was only the managers who worked from laptops - everyone else used desktops (with maybe access to a crappy 5 year old ex-managers laptop they could borrow from IT when they had to visit a customer site). IT tend to get annoyed when you try and take a desktop computer home with you! =P

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Just 2 minor points

To quote the article - "This is becoming more feasible as many employees have Blackberry devices..."

Maybe im in the wrong industry but in every company i have ever worked for the only people who have had blackberry's have been management. Of the occasional other person who had a blackberry or similar smart phone none of them were hooked up to the company's servers (not being company property) and so i fail to see how they could be useful for working from home!

On another point - in any sort of defence or aerospace related industry (and i imagine it relates to a lot of other industry's too) the work from home option isnt feasible due to confidential (business or government) requirements. If your not allowed to put things on a USB stick why on earth would you be allowed to access them from a home computer over an internet connection?

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Year 2010 bug wreaks havoc on German payment cards

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I cant agree

I live in Germany and i actually find that my German friends use their cards more often then i do. Although i live i Northern Germany which has always been that more progressive then the south so maybe thats it...

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Just curious...

Is this the same bug that has shot Bank of Queensland in the foot so recently?

If so, then booyah take that the rest of world - we Australians always come first - including in cocking up!

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Westfield opens kimono on EV Cup racer

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Anyone else think

that it looks like a scaled down version of an F1 powerboat with wheels?

Im guessing the designers turned to the art grad and said "we want it to look like it belongs in F1". One google search and one numpty later, you get this...

Awful design...

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Asus goes wide with Bang & Olufsen laptop

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I like the looks of that!

Will be looking forward to the El Reg review of this as it looks pretty damn nice! With this and the HP Envy 17 coming out soon (if the rumours are to be believed) then there's finally seems to be a few high end, large screen, stylish desktop replacement systems coming out...

I personally cant wait!

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