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Wait … they fired the unicorn?!?
112 posts • joined 10 Jun 2007
Wait … they fired the unicorn?!?
Have El Reg’s proofreaders all gone on holiday or something?
Harbor, surely. (And not Harbour, because Pearl Harbor is a proper noun).
Someone’s having a bad day for typos today ...
There are no proof-readers or spell checkers Down Under?
Just over 2E09 is the maximum value that can be represented by a SIGNED 32-bit integer. Why would they not use an UNSIGNED integer (cos -1 views makes no sense, right?) and they could have delayed this by another couple of years, which would have given them plenty of time to increase it to a 64-bit unsigned integer instead.
Andromeda ("Rommy"), the AI for the Andromeda Ascendant, also in a robot body played so well by Lexa Doig ...
See, THIS is more like it. Criticise the watch all you like as long as it's with FACTS.
The sports edition of the Apple Watch is not water-resistant. This is insane, and completely negates the stated purpose of this device.
What were they thinking??
Why do you keep saying the Apple Edition Watch Edition (Edition) will be gold-plated? It has been stated by Apple that it will be made of gold. Just the raw materials for the case will cost several thousand dollars, so why try perpetuating the myth that it is going to be plated in 18k gold, when Tim Cook stood on stage and stated that their metallurgists have come up with a process to make the gold case harder?
Their own website states that the case is made from 18k gold: http://www.apple.com/watch/apple-watch-edition/
So please stop spreading the myth that it is gold plated. You've done it at least twice now.
Also - if you are going to compare the price against a Rolex, why pick a stainless steel one? They do make gold watches too, you know. Scared that people might see the $15,000 price tag of the Rolex and say "oh, that Apple watch might not actually be all that expensive when compared to other watches made of the same material, after all"?
(In other news: Apple has a team of metallurgists? That's pretty cool in itself)
Well, one respected brand. And BlackBerry.
Don't try to think too hard about it. He's an idiot.
Where on Earth do you get your information from?
The Edition edition (seriously?) is made OF GOLD. It's not gold plated. Apple's own website says as much. See here : https://www.apple.com/watch/apple-watch-edition/
Expect it to sell for at least ten times what you are guessing. Maybe twenty times.
I'm going to stop talking to you - you haven't done ANY checking of the 'facts' in this 'story'.
"China, and much of Asia, do not use letters; vowels and consonants"?
You do mean "China (and Taiwan, Hong Kong, Macau) and Japan", don't you?
The rest of Asia DOES use alphabets, or abugidas, or something that is consonant-vowel based. Even Korea (at least in the South - not sure about the North) uses an alphabet, even though it does not look like one to Western eyes. Also, India has LOADS of alphabets, and is almost as populous as China.
This is an Apple I, not a Mac. It predates the first Mac by a good eight years.
C'mon Jasper. If you're gonna hate, at least be factually correct about it.
Correct horse battery staple.
That is all.
That would be 0700 UTC no?
Unless you mean Pacific Standard Time (without the Daylight Savings Time that is currently in effect)?
Did you mean 0800 BST?
This is obviously from the "reporting rumors as fact" school of 'journalism'.
You should not be offended, because she's not talking about you.
I also don't feel offended, as she was not talking about me.
Why build such things in places like Hong Kong (which is just south of the Tropic of Cancer), when you probably don't need a great internet connection but heat is a problem?
I'd suggest Svalbard or Franz Josef Land. You aren't going to draw any attention to yourself out there, and can use satellite connections. Power might be more difficult, but you could use generators. It's not like the noise is going to disturb anyone.
Or at least somewhere where there is power but it's really cold, like Siberia, Alaska or Yorkshire (kidding!). Building something like that in a warm climate is insane.
They will be too shocked to do anything about it.
poopypants is right - don't go making comments like that in public, Youngone. Last time it was YouTube that was blocked for many months. I don't want to be unable to read El Reg indefinitely just because of something YOU said.
Did anyone tell SAP?
Here in Thailand, a Prius costs less than a Honda Accord, and so I don’t see the ridicule aspect of it myself. It’s a perfectly cromulent car, and gets a genuine 24km per litre on a long journey.
My wife wanted an Accord, but I made her get the Prius as it’s totally better value for money. She has since conceded that it’s a great car.
Of course I recently bought a 3.2L Ford Ranger for myself (which is even cheaper than the Prius), to offset the Prius’ reduction in CO2 emissions.
In the same way as how the US are a threat to ... anyone who is not the US?
The cake is a lie
I would LOVE to see one of these things trying to drive around Bangkok. It would be seriously hilarious :)
I know we just had a coup, but it seems churlish to leave it off just because of a little political instability.
Wait - pay-to-post?
App.net was pay-to-join, but posting was free.
Be accurate with your glib throwaway comments, at least.
Thai doesn't have any possessives (or plurals, singulars, tenses, articles [definite or indefinite], or pretty much any grammar at all - making the language a tad tricky to learn!), and so the phrase would be ไข่หมา - literally meaning 'egg dog', but in this context would be "the eggs of [a/some/the] dog(s)".
Eggs are used to refer to the male gonads, presumably for their fragility?
Because of the tonal nature of the language, the pronunciation is a little tricky, but it would be "khai maa" with the first word said with a low tone, and the second with a rising tone.
Not well enough, obviously. He already said it had to go back ;)
And yes, I know that the 'big boys' also manufacture all their stuff in China, but you know what I mean.
The market here in Thailand is full of the usual suspects (Apple, Samsung, HTC, LG, Asus, etc.), and then a few local brands whose main selling point is that the entire phone UI, the manual and the box are all in the Thai language - but then there is a mass of horrible super-cheap crap-phones and shit-tablets that cost a couple of thousand THB (say, 40 quid) and run some shonky version of Android that has been obsolete for at least a year with no prospect of ever being able to put a newer version on it.
Phones here are all sold without contracts, and so are sold SIM free. This means that the iPhone 5s starts at 23,900 THB (around 450 quid). So you can imagine that there is quite the market for the crap-phones ...
You think they ever noticed the aforementioned banging-on? Unlikely.
You should try it in Thailand ...
We only got the ability to buy music earlier this year. AppleTV went on sale a couple of months ago. iTunes Radio? I would suspect never.
And we have to wait until December before we can buy the new iPhones. Hopefully.
"Phone that was released last year is slower than other phones released this year" shocker.
Yes, but only if we don't know how fast it isn't going ...
Not because of the outrageous price tag, then?
My step-dad's BMW 635 Csi had its window broken to steal a stereo that probably got the moron who stole it 20 quid for a fix. Fucking idiots, the lot of them.
I took a 75% pay cut in the last year. It would be seriously nice if salaries here shot up too.
The problem with China is that I'm not sure I could learn to read and write, which would drive me batty. At least Thai has an alphabet (44 consonants and 32 vowels enough for you?), so you've got a chance.
That, and my wife is Thai.
Living here is WAY better than living in the UK, though (I've been here over 9 years already). Being an ex-pat is an interesting life, to be honest :)
The "government" always censored everything, and the only way to browse the web was to use a VPN. When I went there regularly in 2006/2007, I used to use Your Freedom (a tunnel service).
All web access had to go through "government" proxies, so the tunnel was the only way to go.
The biggest problems we had was actually with the power constantly going down. I can only hope that things have improved over the intervening years.
This is absolutely correct. DO NOT believe a vendor that says they don't have these numbers. Of course they have the numbers.
If they say they don't have the numbers then they are OBVIOUSLY lying somewhere - because how can you claim to provide a certain measurable uptime figure, but not have the actual numbers to hand? It's ridiculous.
Vendors in "lying in order to win a sale" shocker ...
Confusing software is confusing, so nobody bought the expensive hardware that runs it properly.
I live in Thailand (which, for our geographically-challenged American friends, is in Asia), and while I have a 16Mb/sec internet connection, this is considered fast. However, most people can get at least 4Mb for very little cash, or 10Mb for a not-outrageous outlay.
Download speeds within the country are super-quick, but as soon as I connect to servers outside Thailand, the speed starts to suffer a little. Fortunately, companies like Akamai have a presence in most countries - and so downloading stuff from large companies (e.g. Microsoft, Apple) is always fast.
What did they measure?
The boxed version of Windows 1.03 (or 1.04, I forget. It was 1987 when I experienced the wonder) had a sealed envelope inside it, containing the installation floppies and some paperwork. It was sealed with a thick white sticker upon which were written words to the effect of "by opening this envelope you agree to be bound by the terms contained within it".
For some reason, this was later deemed to be not legally enforceable. No idea why.
Yes they surely can! They do say some stupid things, in the hope that it garners clicks to their website.
Assuming that you are talking about Bloomberg, the source of this 'story'.
I work in the same building as Google's Bangkok office, and there were protesters outside for an hour or two on the afternoon of the 27th September. They came to this area after bothering the US embassy in the morning.
Whatever. If they want to stand outside for a day in Bangkok's notoriously hot and humid monsoon season, that's up to them.
This is not about religion - this is about people *choosing* to be offended to push forward their own agenda.
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