268 posts • joined 4 Apr 2011
oh goody more cheap ICTs not paying UK tax.
pity conlib did nothing about it either.
No wonder tax take is falling.
Re: "Lotus Notes inventor Ozzie"
It was good for email, not so much for web (developer tools and having to restart all the time put paid to that)
problem was it stopped developing and Exchange / outlook overtook it.
Re: Here's hoping ...
Get a rape alarm and a towel!
If you don't have the time to play the 'how do you install a windows trojan on Linux' game (you can drag that out for hours), then tell them nicely 1-2 times to go away then place the rape alarm next to the phone cover with towel and pull the pin to set it off.
strangely they seem to have stopped ringing me.
Seriously though the startup fund is great idea (if they can keep it out of the hands of corrupt officials). They will have the same issue as the Chinese that no one will trust their software to not have something unpleasant in it, the Indian government needs to have an effective cybercrime division.
Re: Missed some
I think you will find he is talking about the pedestrian and their friends walking 4 abreast on the shared cyclepath. The picture of the bicycle on the pavement is a bit of a clue.
Or the pedestrian or car that sees you coming and pulls / walks out in front of you.
I love the cars that overtake you then turn left. I really enjoy tapping the rear screen and watch them panic.
of course as we don't pay for the roads etc!
I like decent dynamo lights with stand time and a USB charger for my phone / GPS.
you know there are Silos of waste but outsourcing is probably not the answer.
Its a bit like realising the house is untidy so you sell it for £1 to someone who says they will tidy it up so you can live in it.
a few months later you are living in the Garage which is still a tip and the house has been sold.
Re: Just strike on principle!
You do know Labour closed more pits than Thatcher don't you?
You know most remaining pits are automated now because its cheaper and much safer? A few million quid of machinery is cheaper financially and morally than workers that strike and contract breathing problems. Arthur and co wouldn't modernise or accept job losses.
Of course we could have kept the pits open and subsidised heavily so we were vaguely competitive with German open cast mines but there was no money left.
Do you also write outraged on behalf of quill pen makers, lion tamers and chimney sweeps who suffered the same sort of fate when the world changed?
Now what Maggie and the prime ministers that followed (and those that preceded her and closed pits ) should done was to create replacement jobs in the area.
possibly wrong but my understanding is once you have used the GM seed its difficult to eradicate and grow crops using another seed. Partially due to the level of pesticides you used and the likelihood of remaining seeds.
So as a farmer you are hooked.
Fear of GM is fairly common otherwise Monsanto shouldn't be so dismissive of it:
So its not animal DNA, just bacteria DNA they use.
Re: To be fair...
Of course that is why the customs teams & trading standards have such difficulty identifying good fakes.
The raw materials are similar, moulds are fairly cheap, cost of cheap plastic versus expensive plastic are only a few pence so if you are worried about being caught you might pay more for top quality fakes.
As per the article the frames were costed conservatively at $20 and top quality, so any glasses are probably a similar cost, To then cost new plastic glasses at £450 (as I was quoted for my last pair) seems like a generous mark up.
Its not like bespoke items its fairly easy to make good fakes of mass produced goods if you have a big enough market.
Iplayer - rootkit edition soon?
I want someone effective regardless of their chromosomes.
They got her BANG to Rights?
Bring the water closer, make us thirsty.
whilst I think cutting frontline trading standards is a very bad idea as there are a lot of aldulterated goods and dangerous fakes that need to be policed, the sale of Dodgy DVD's and under licensing seems to be something of a civil matter.
If M$ software is being under licensed they and Fast can afford to counter it with a civil case.
I only ever seem to get phone calls trying to sell me seminars and software licensing tools from FAST, this is despite working for a Global company with very tight control on licensing.
Re: Expensive Downgrade
windows 7 + visual studio + sql server 2008 runs fine on 64GB.
cut down on your porn collection!
no mention how the Kardassians or Bieber uses them.
It was like a Daily mail article without the house price.
The extending battery life I suspect is talking about service life as well, it will last longer in service as you aren't thrashing it. You are also using both power sources in their sweet spot. I assume there are some electronics built in to manage the draw on both. If you decrease the amount of aggressive discharge from the lion cell then you decrease the heating and the likelihood of the battery becoming a bomb.
From the description they aren't losing a great deal of space for the capacitor.
I think the truth will be in the discharge not the heating..
Re: Better is the enemy of good enough
A point I obviously didn't address fully enough in my post then?
I suggest you join the business you would fit right in.
Better is the enemy of good enough
I see so many business units that have a 'special way, that is so complicated you couldn't possibly understand it' of dealing with customers in basic tasks.
When you peel the onion, they aren't doing anything special that can't be done by the major ERP's / MRPs much better and with more standard add ons.Maybe they have one or two quirks used by 1% of the customers but these have very little effect on the bottom line or the potential to do so.
The real benefit is when you improve their process and make sure they serve their customers better.
And if you have thousands of sites it makes sense that every major tool is the same and supported by a Vendor or preferably multiple competing vendors rather than Dave from accounts.
Now there are some real niche tools that can affect the bottom line. An ex employee -> contractor wrote a tool that allowed us to report on customer units and charge a good whack for it. Now those are worth doing. However ordering, building, buying & invoicing its best to get off the shelf.
The problem is getting it across to the single business unit that they are 0.05% of the the profit so spending 10% of IT's time to increase their profit by 1% is a waste of time.
Sorry in biggish companies standardisation is the way forward.Now getting it right is more challenging and requires clever and motivated people, most of those left years ago when the accountants took over.
Also the business never appreciated the benefits of the one off's or the advice from IT as one guy said when I said - that is bad idea because of business reason X,Y & Z the order came down from on high 'just do it'. You guessed it XY&Z bit us in the rear. There followed a long weekend producing my original suggested solution and was greeted with 'well at least IT got it right at last'. Guess who got the payrise?
But if you do it with standard tools then you have to do it well, that means lightening fast networks, great support & applications that work properly, the funding for those is stored with the Unicorns.
Disabling alarm, creating a near undetectable crash for insurance fraud, disabling alarm, planned carjack etc.
plenty of possible uses.
it should be locked down but it costs a few pence per car to do that.
Re: End of the world
Hopefully it was for the PHB bean counter who recommended the cuts and has been asked to clear his/her desk.
we can but hope.
can we expect it to finally come out that the support is done in 'Bongo Bongo land'?
Re: GP's Opening Hours
well how did the public know that at the time?
As has been seen the level of incompetence and illegal actions within stafford etc it was entirely reasonable that one should suspect they were wrong.
we can all be experts in hindsight.
Re: GP's Opening Hours
The chat will probably be like the MMR chat where the "Care Professional" nearly laughed at our concerns despite it being published in every national newspaper.
As someone said above you will be canvassed again & again until you give the right answer.
As pointed out efficient mobile detectors are dirt cheap to make. You commission some from a supplier and turn the cells over when the alarm goes off.
Not sure with a femtocell you can force phones on it?
like the idea of the IMSI catcher and banning the phones.
It is actually against the rules to have a mobile in Prison isn't it?
Surely they would be better going back to the Glory days of 3.1/4.0? That was windows New Technology.
Maybe they can make this Windows 'Tiles Technology' =Win TT?
Modern Technology = Win 'MT'
Windows Tile Features = WTF?
Mines the one with the Win7 CDs in it. Microsoft normally get it right on the odd version (NT4 & win 95 being the exceptions)
Re: p-Dock for i-Devices
has to be iWee shirley?
single person or multi player?
They seemed to avoid talking about sensing multiple people. Will the cat jumping about turn the lights out?
Kinnect does all of this apart from going through "walls" or as in the demo stud partitions.
Still has a way to go to catch up with the last lot!
I laugh at your sub beelion bar tab, real idiots spaff £10Billion.
But it does seem if they are just collecting data and processing it externally £10 million would have been more than enough. Can't we buy one that works off the shelf?
Re: IR35 closing one man consultancies through fear and uncertainty
You might want to check out what "Umbrella Companies" do for a living. Check the Annals of the PCG for cases they lost and talk to a few ex contractors. Oh look a handy list and look the Tories were going to abolish it.
It was part of my decision to close, shortly after a bunch of nice ICT chaps turned up at 30% of the cost we were. (We weren't actually charging a lot, much less than a backbencher's salary).
Of course despite being a tax avoider I was still paying more tax than the ICT chaps were earning.
So now you know someone!
IR35 - It's not the tax, its the uncertainty.
The VISAs were another problem which of course force down the tax take.
You know we have so many imported "IT experts" the wages have dropped significantly in the UK?
Combine that with IR35 closing one man consultancies through fear and uncertainty.
Only hiring large bodyshops stuffed with offshore and imported labour for government contracts.
Selling off every organisation to foreign buyers who then offshore IT.
So not sure what these experts are going to do except work in Starbucks?
Anyway if they are any good why would they start an IT business in the UK, you would be better off in Eastern Europe.
Secondly, Star Wars is famously set “a long time ago in a Galaxy far, far, away”. If Vader truly did use an iOS device in that distant locale and time, Apple's various patent lawsuits against Samsung and others just got a whole lot harder to prosecute successfully.
No far from it, by exposing it was a long time ago then they have established that no 'prior art' from Samsung can exist. Now they will have to reveal that Apple are really a descendent of an evil Galactic Empire but all except Fanbois won't bat an Eyelid.
Re: Do what we want, not what we say
Indeed if only they had been in power 10 years ago when all this wholesale tax avoidance really took off they could have nipped it in the bud. Instead of waiting until the bust they fuelled and watching every large UK based tax paying firm fold because their competitors didn't pay VAT or Corporation tax or if Bodyshopping income tax or NI.
I mean the workers party allowing wholesale sale of the Tax offices to a tax haven or sending out search parties to get cheap workers to gerrymander would be unthinkable.
would help if you were Bipolar
Oh yes, 'Windows Tiles for Focus Groups' as an ATM.
I can see lots of vandalised ATMs.
"Although thinking about it now I apologise for using the words 'got off' when talking about your goat fetish. That was inappropriate."
Keep it up!
Has to be done!
“I, for one, welcome our new urine drinking overlords”
Cool edit features (if you are quick off the mark) thanks!
Let me guess you renamed 'Chairman' to be 'Chair' or 'Chairperson' in your business?
Usual government tosh.
There is a deposit scheme Landlords have to use. Its Government mandated and provided by the usual suspects.
If both the Landlord and the Tennant have to register with this and be verified (proper certificates, insurance, ID etc ) just like the DVLA do with cars and you extend it to hold deposits half the fraud, non compliance and identity issues associated with renting would disappear. The minimal fees required for this would be worth it for tenants and landlords.
Renting or subletting without using the deposit scheme would be illegal.
of course its easier to make the landlords take the blame for poor immigration control.
Homeeasy have light socket receivers (no wiring) and battery powered PIR.
Phillips & co are doing similar.
Plenty of tools to run on raspberry pi to do this.
Re: Proprietary garbage
They probably do write for SIP etc but Skype had too much market share to ignore.
Microsoft seem to have pulled the rug from under their feet with no way to replace the functionality their customers have now.
If M$ had said in 2 years the API will be deprecated ,
it will be replaced by URIs,
please work with us to make URIs a suitable replacement,
APIs will be retired in 4 years.
Then there would be no problem.
Its M$ targeting their feet again.
Re: I do like how...
That's internship for you!
Prepares you for the reality of work life.
Re: This is nothing
Oh I don't know I would of thought if you were a male port beagle dog, you might think differently.
and yes I too want to know how they found Beaver botty had such an interesting taste.
And if you have to ask, you don't know Paris.
You have to admire them, they are that arrogant they think they can do anything to their customers & suppliers.
180 day terms BT? oh sorry that is only when you are paying the bill.
Business line - it has to be down for 7 days before we pay compensation of less than one months line rental.
Oh we don't fix residential lines at the weekend? But you broke it by replacing the telegraph pole on Wednesday.
Hopefully Bangalore Telecom will soon be replaced by someone who can do the job.
Maybe its time to change their financing option?
"Taxing citizens to subsidise a biased broadcasting corporation is unfair and immoral.
In the digital age we live in, the BBC should be able to survive on advertisements and selling the rights to its various TV programs and even to charge a subscription if they wish to."
"We ask the Government to replace the TV Licence Fee with a voluntary subscription. The commercial element of the BBC would be scrambled for non-subscribers and the public service content would be free to air.
The TV Licence Fee is responsible for 12% of court prosecutions. It criminalises poor people and forces people to pay for genuinely ‘free’ services funded by advertising."
They will just lock a few more people up:
"The BBC was responsible for more than one in ten criminal prosecutions last year as the number of people taken to court for non payment of their television licence reached a new high."
doesn't sound like cuddly Auntie!
lets stop them extracting money with menaces.
Re: They would say that, wouldn't they?
"On the issues of immigration and the EU in 2012, out of 806 source appearances, not one was allocated to a representative of organised labour,"
That is probably because most trade unions would denounce Labour for importing cheap labour and undercutting their members.The BBC don't want to upset their chums.
Re: Truth or consequences
After months of being bullied and complaining to the school to no avail I hit back and ended up in the 'special behaviour' group. My bully got off scot free.
My parents suggested next time I should make sure I left no marks or witnesses.
If the kid is stupid enough to F & blind online about the school then unfortunately he has to take his knocks, which include other education establishments being warned.
However if he is as truly disenfranchised as suggested then he either needs mental help or the school needs to review their handling of students.
Surely just adding an O would be a nice way round.
NoSA - sticking it in since 2001.
NoSA - No Security Agency
NoSa - we didn't illegally take your data (needs to be pronounced as Gunnery Sgt Hartman would).
Re: According to my records...
Any truth in the Rumour you are renaming it 'Booty call Notes'?
Why for the love of Dog?
Comet is a busted flush and left a bad taste, smell and mess behind for consumers.
May I suggest 'Rasputin Radio', 'Ponzi products' or 'Madoff Machines'?
'Meridian Electrical' would be a better choice.
Not that its easy, Argos have the cheap & here niche, Richer sounds / Lakes the expertise, Dixons have the cheap & cheerful but wait for stock. Amazon/eBay have cheap take a punt and it will be here in a couple of days. Maplin have the gadgets. What need is he going to sell to?
This cost hundreds of millions???
Blimey where do I sign up as an AOL supplier/imagineer?
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