366 posts • joined Thursday 31st March 2011 16:15 GMT
Re: Obvious question
At least they're admitting to the people they could have a small problem. Although according to CCTV, every lung-destroying-cloud-o-death has a silver lining! Here is their lists of benefits:
-It unifies the Chinese people.
-It makes China more equal.
-It raises citizen awareness of the cost of China's economic development.
-It makes people funnier.
-It makes people more knowledgeable (of things like meteorology and the English word 'haze').
Choke on that you clean air loving hippies.
From the earliest days of the PC shooter, doom (LAN, dial-up), then quake, then HL/CounterStrike, shit talking has been an essential part of play. I regularly play/host Civ 5 games with comments that would make Stormfront guys think twice, it's part of the game to upset your opponent and gain the psychological edge. Don't even get me started on some chess.com sessions I've had.
Re: I don't mind
"Apple pays every dollar and euro it owes in taxes and we are continuously audited by governments around the world,"
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHHAAHHAAHAH. That is all. OK forgot 'Italy, taxes?' lololool OK I'm done.
Why didn't the US government just hire one of the "big guys" in tech to begin with? I think facefail.com could have done a better job at this point (hell, they know everything their claimed 10 trillion users already). I kinda got the impression that the whole Obamacare thing might be an important issue for the citizens. Who knows what happened, but since this is Washington D.C, surely there was no favoritism, or kick backs or politics involved..right?
"..As a subject, it only appeals to a limited set of people"
I agree, and as a subject scatological studies apply to limited numbers as well, did I miss this guys point (possibly because his profession as well only applies to limited set)?
Re: A picture springs to mind...
I miss those amusing Edon rants as well. I've almost considered resurrecting him in chatbot form. Maybe this weekend I'll modify the dictionary file for an old bot I wrote at uni. I figure it'll only take 2-3 of my MS hating friends and a case of beer to prefect it.
Re: Objects may be heavier than they appear...
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science? I dub you, Big John, Sir John, a knight of the round table.
"Teens are among the savviest people using social media, ....."
"Teens are among the stupidest people using social media,...."
Every other day I see a new alarmist piece warning of the incoming tide of "cyber-bullying" and the resultant teen suicides. This will help for sure.
Re: Biologically compatible?
"...researchers have been testing this communication method with the various kinds of living entities who might be in the water at the same time..."
Pffft...Go home Greenpeace! Just joking, these were my exact thoughts as I read the article. I believe it's already well known certain military sonar can affect whales in some ways. But who knows? Maybe the whales will learn to understand the protocol and get jobs with the NSA.
>icon because; won't someone think of the penguins!
I have a question for these morality crusaders.....
This is nothing. How about the rest of the casual violence/degeneracy shown on TV? Glorifying bank robbers , murders, rapists (well at lease theses guys usually die or get arrested). Nobody seems to gives a fuck about the show content, why just hack on advertisers? These "moral cops" are useless and just out for press time. Now how about Hollywood? Noooo... "let's just go after some large corp, everyone's been trained to hate them!" </rant>
"A DDoS attack on 7 July 2009 came next on the list, apparently causing 50bn won’s (£29m) worth of damage"
Pretty impressive for a room full of VIC 20's.
"Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun......"
these 10 are fucked
I'll believe this after I see a monthly statement, and not have to call back 50 times
Re: Not Terminator
"It's ok! We're safe! "
Unless there are any old Russian subs around...damn it.
"...provided there was a source of coolness..."
errrrr, I think this should read lack off heat
Re: How do they explain....
Newfoundlands bees seem just fine as well.
Re: Hugely impressive. Re: Gav
You are quite right, their version of the NSA has been tapping us for centuries.
"....gained control or disabled, in other words - more than half a million bots..."
Since this is Symantec I'll just assume the word "bots" should be replaced with the phrase "home users PC's".
Re: Hugely impressive.
"Where will have got to in 2028?"
NSA surveillance of these worlds.
RIM, Canadian tech giant destroyed by management, Nortel 2.0.
Re: Why oh why
".......>4GB of RAM, they're arse talking"
Well, the way some high level compilers have been going for the last decade (looking at you MS), "Hello World" will require 4GB sometime next year.
Linux95. Not for a few years, at least.
So......... 2095, year of the Linux desktop!
"I think they should issue more details..."
I agree, but this is Apple we're talking about. The few details that will never be released are the minutes of the marketing meeting concerning this new "feature", I'll just assume it went like this:
exec_drone_1 : we need more innovation for our "new" product
exec_drone_2 : How about biometrics? I like that word....
exec_drone_1 : Hasn't been done before, and proved rather, uh, gimmicky?
exec_drone_2 : Screw it, this on a mobile device!
->files vague patent
Look out Brazil
"Look out Brazil your next on the Marine Corps must visit list"
Nah, the US had to dip too deep into its "strategic freedom reserve" over the last decade to ensure the success of liberty, freedom, and the pursuit of happiness in the mid east. Besides that, Brazil has the World Cup next year, so they've got enough freedom for now.
Re: Function of a spying organisation? Re: It is not economic espionage
I was about to quote some Obama NSA newspeak, but I like your reference to the 3rd Ed of the CEWWD better. Made all the more hilarious by Obama himself, while trying to distance himself from Bush's surveillance policies.......
“Some people say, ‘Well, you know, Obama was this raving liberal before; now he’s, you know, Dick Cheney,’"
-president Obama to the Washington Post 17/06/13
Re: Lack of education by the head
At least it's just some school official ....meanwhile in America....
“Unfortunately you’ve grown up hearing voices that incessantly warn of government as nothing more than some separate, sinister entity that’s at the root of all of our problems. Some of these same voices do their best to gum up the works. They’ll warn that tyranny is always lurking just around the corner. You should reject these voices.”
—Barack Obama in a commencement address at Ohio State University, May, 2013
This poor guy is probably on some list (extra search/no-fly etc) somewhere for life.
Re: Square miles? Feet? Rule, Britannia!
"My Harley gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that’s the way I likes it!"
Re: All energy eventually becomes heat
Drop me of at the nearest Ringworld please.
Re: advantage is of the moon over any number of hot sunny deserts
..."100 proof Stoli Vodka $.50HKL/liter, no taxes".
100 proof Bah! Here on earth you can easily distil ethanol to 95%, or 180proof (96% is the ethanol-water azeotrope). In a vacuum it would be no problem to get very near 100% (200 proof) firewater.
Re: More exactly...
So about 15 billion NanoWales, I see it now.
"..Well at least it's stopped Apple claiming they invented it."
I wouldn't so sure, funny things can happen in the Unite States of Amnesia.
Non-US firms playing larger role in app market, study finds
Who would have thought the other 99% of the planet had a programmer or two in their midst.
Re: Selfie, Girl Crush, Twerk
Are anyone of these "words" used by anyone over the age of 11 ?
Just turn on CNN/MSNBC/FOX, or any other talk or reality show from North America and these words cover 90% of the topics and vocabulary. Your statement should include the phrase "..over the mental age of 11.."
Re: 200 Employees?
There are 66 antennas. I'll assume 1 worker to switch on the power, one to aim at the sky, and one to supervise, for each antenna. This would explain why I get a 404 when trying to read up on said antennas
(http://www.almaobservatory.org/en/technology/antennas), there's no one left to maintain the website.
..regardless of the real intentions of Manning and his lawyer, the SJWs (social justice warriors) and the mainstream media are going to have a shit fit over this. Queue the howls of discrimination against the LGBT community, queue the cries for equal treatment for all, but special treatment for him/her/us/whatever.
2,527,000 cubic kilometers sound right?
Out by a factor of 1000
361x10^6(km^2) * 7(mm) * 1000000x10^-6(km/mm) = 2527km^3
Still a lot of water though, about the same volume as Great Slave Lake (Canada), the 10th largest lake on the planet (by volume).
Re: Climate Change = climate speculation
pacific islanders who have had to leave their homelands behind because their islands are going underwater! lol
As has been happening since the end of the last ice age, you would think some of the islanders would have picked up on this by now.
Lawsuit from an AOL shareholder?
"AOL shareholder", is the problem right there, no one holding AOL stock past the year 2000 could be deemed sane.
Re: Tom Lehrer? : Shakespeare
In regards to all things smart watch related Richard the II comes to mind,
"I wasted time, and now doth time waste me."
Throw more kittens on the fire! Seriously fuck off. The civilized world need electricity, get a viable alternative to coal (nuclear maybe), and I'm in.
“You are a slow learner, Winston." That's it I swear.
I think you're missing the point. If the data exists, it is exploitable no matter what. Problems arise when only those with virtually infinite resources want/need/require that data.
Re: Suitably titled company name Outbrain
Agreed. For a company that operates online they sound pretty eff'n clueless. One would think in this day and age all employees should know how to spot a dodgy password request etc, even my mother can tell you what a phishing scam is and what to look for.
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