199 posts • joined Friday 8th June 2007 14:24 GMT
I have worked at two small enterprise jobs where the scheme <firstname><initial-of-surname> was used for usernames and/or email addresses. It was only briefly policy in either case; in the former we had second thoughts about giving someone who came in at managerial level "christ@....".
// icon would be facepalm but selection mechanism is broken
Re: Here. You've proven this is broken.
> So as a reward, they're given something they themselves have proven to be insecure
Quite, but then if I were inclined to enter then I'd probably appreciate a spare/new-and-interesting device for experimental purposes - plus the quality of advice on what to avoid* as a replacement for the old kit (or what to shield, if keeping it) would be unparalleled ;)
* sadly not on what to buy, as the closing paragraphs convey :/
Re: That's odd
> Yahoo e-mail hasn't been wrecked yet by NEO so no changes there, just in the groups websites.
I've seen recent changes to both Notepad and Mail (with /neo/ in URLs in the latter case).
"Quickly spewed on to the interwebs with little testing before going live" - quite.
Re: Selfie, Girl Crush, Twerk
> Selfie, Girl Crush, Twerk : Are anyone of these "words" used by anyone over the age of 11 ?
I've only heard the former in context. I learnt of the latter at work, when a colleague was struggllng to describe a rather technical problem in terms other than "doesn't work". Later, I thought that asking my team "what are these twerks he had twelve of?" [IGMC, obv] might be funny ... and was promptly directed to Urban Dictionary for a schooling!
Re: From somewhere behind the sofa
> Never was a sink plunger so terrifying
Someone* recently said it was about the voices, and I have to agree - they go about committing acts of atrocity in a completely calm manner, basically until the Doctor comes along - and suddenly there's an "angered" upward inflection that wasn't there before.
* not sure, but a sufficiently insightful comment to have been Nick Briggs.
// "Eggs eggs eggs"
Re: It's a very personal thing...
"It's a very personal thing...
...But my own preference is Earl Grey left to stew until it's almost cold. No milk or sugar. Great in a hot climate."
I wouldn't leave Earl Grey to go cold deliberately, but it definitely benefits from not being rank when left.
I also wouldn't add milk or sugar to any other tea as a general rule - it seems to me that the desire to do so stems either from inappropriate selection (I've normally got two or three varieties on the go at any time) or poor preparation.
Re: perilously close to thinking it's the 1950s and rape jokes are funny
> Some Rape, Barly, and Wheat went into a bar...
A feed line like that *definitely* deserves a punchline.
Preferably something ...seedy?
> For a lot of the old computers, a decent assembler was hard to get and we often had to write our own.
I remember that sort of thing. I typed in the assembler from INPUT magazine but don't recall ever getting it to work (it could have, in which case I lacked patience with it - and the commercial offerings we also had).
Ultimately, my machine code ended up finding its way into RAM courtesy of a short routine that read the target address/es and corresponding hex byte sequences from a BASIC program's REM statements ... and being small and simple, it ran from the printer buffer.
"Because line numbers are used, you can easily abuse procedures too - they use the subroutine stack like other handlers, so you could in theory jump in and out of them at will, without having to even call them. Not that I'd advocate that sort of code, but still"
I never felt restricted enough to need this, but did see it done. I liked the Spectrum 16/48K Othello game (CDS Microsystems, http://www.worldofspectrum.org/infoseekid.cgi?id=0003554) so much I had a go at porting it [to AMOS BASIC on the Amiga, for speed]. To save space for the 16K machine they had subroutines that were sometimes GOTO'd to in it - the routine to determine the computer's best move thus doubled as that for the player's help, except there was a priority order to check the empty spaces in the former case but no such favourable weighting for the latter. It took a few goes to get my head around the spaghetti, and I either I became very good at beating the game as a result or failed to port it sanely ... possibly both ;)
Re: Are you anti-European and anti SI?
"It's all in the comma / dot difference between European and British / American number usage.
Also 11,190 km/s is good SI usage, 11,190 m/s is not"
That's as may be, but google.co.uk and google.com are using the same notation - you can't argue that Brits are seeing European notation because that's what they've deemed is appropriate.
I also note that "the speed of light = 299 792 458 m / s", which clearly demonstrates that their preferred thousands delimeter is the space (consistent with SI recommendation) but they're not using the prefixes as you suggest they ought...
Re: One of these was already invented
QI demonstrated this recently, which was particularly good viewing.
Stephen Fry was busy explaining the principle while they primed Alan Davies with a challenge to read something out ... only he wasn't fazed at all. Different panellists were affected by varying degrees.
There is still something to be said for the simplicity of a phone that only makes calls.
Reminds me of the Stroustrup quote, "I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone."
Re: Sad but true..
One of our systems doesn't even allow *any* characters to be repeated ...as I found out on the third attempt to pick a password it would accept.
Really. Would a "full list of rules" link have been all that hard to put *somewhere*?!
...I kept a record of what these rules were to avoid the same rigmarole when I'm obliged to change it in future (most likely after I've had it reset because I can't remember what it made me use in place of what I originally wanted...)
Re: Chinny Reckon?
> "the first proper quantum systems won't come online until late in the 21st century"
> I'd give it 20 years meself, and I'm not known for my optimism.
And even then they'll be online and not online at the same time (...er, if I've understood it correctly?)
Re: Tape errors
> One of the attractions of the Amstrads was that the built in tape deck took away all the hassle.
Allegedly. I remember a cousin having no end of trouble with the one in his Spectrum +2A, and ended up running wires outside the case to attach one externally.
Me? I had one of "Uncle Clive"'s original 128s and a WHSmith data recorder, complete with VU meter for instant feedback on whether the volume needed adjustment ;)
Re: I don't think there are any tables around here
Very few tables around here too, for shame, but at least there are some. Notably a Batman: Dark Knight [Gremlin Solutions/Stern] on which I got 90mil -nearly as much as the second replay value- without really trying (pint in hand, mate's band on stage adjacent ... as much as you might think both would scupper your concentration levels!).
Would have been an excellent effort had I played in tournament mode :(
RIP that man.
No need to apologise.
Made me chuckle to have the following exchange in our local Fab Cafe:
Quizmaster: "Which TV theme is this?"
Me, to scribe: "Supergran"
Me, to team: "it's Billy Connolly singing this"
Quizmaster: "...and, for a bonus point, who's singing?"
Adjacent team: "they just said who it was. Did anybody hear it clearly?"
// Pint, 'cos we usually won.
> When I go there I get a holding page - "Business profile for learnhwithportals.com".
> FYI learnwithportals.com is translating to 184.108.40.206 for me
I see a parked domain at that IP address too (did that result from your typo?), but learnwithportals.com (apparently 220.127.116.11, but doesn't give the same page) is OK.
> MCSE == Must Consult Someone Experienced
I always liked "Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert".
// YIK, there are probably some for the the linux equivalents as well
For the record, this was Formula One Simulator.
"Mastertronic (unwittingly hilariously) included this little gem in the instructions:
'Steering wheel - Use a sellotape tin or similar object, about 4 1/2" indiameter and 1" deep, hold it at the top and position it at the centre of top row of keys so that it nestles against the ridge at the back. Roll it to theleft or right with moderate pressure to steer. To begin with, a rocking motion on the wheel may help get the feel of the car.' - Priceless!"
See also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Widh72v-Wfg
Re: <waves dead chicken>
Chicken? After having "not killed its Usenet service, it's merely experiencing technical difficulties" it's *got* to be a parrot, surely?
// originally clicking through to "oblig. ..." the Dead News Server sketch (http://everything2.com/title/The+dead+news+server+sketch)
+1 parable of the cow, the bird, and the cat (if I'm not mistaken)
...although my train of thought went via The Plan ("It is a crock...") first, d'oh! ;)
The top screenshot has the tree trunk rendered one character-cell wide (in red/yellow) with red/green cells immediately above and yellow/green below. There's no confusion here - look across to the garden and you'll see where the cell boundaries roughly lie.
Agree about the other one though.
Re: Final Barrier?
I reckon it's from a Beeb from the look of the fonts used.
...and a quick google confirms this level was indeed one that was "introduced (or modified) by non-Spectrum versions of Manic Miner" on the Beeb: http://members2.boardhost.com/jetsetwilly/msg/1240870196.html
// Terminator because the icon reminds me of one of the baddies
...possibly more appropriately:
"After very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your system sucks"
Not the first time...
...what next, a bridge?
> Its young James they should be speaking to.
This morning's Metro said they have.
Online reference (albeit less confusing about whether it's in the same film*): http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/05/pippa-middleton-courted-by-vivid/
* apparently not
Metro even captioned a vidcap to that effect (yesterday, I think, but don't have it to hand).
This article dithers between deciding which names to use quite "effectively": http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/857046-menacing-charlie-sheen-loses-twins-to-ex-wife-brooke-mueller
Quality research though :)
"An Olympic Pool must be 25m wide with a depth of 2.0m (min) at all parts of the course and must be 50m in length - between touch panels if they are used. The 25m width is to allow for 8 lanes to be 2.5m wide minimum with 2 spaces of 2.5m wide outside lane 1 and 8.
So this is 2.5 x 8 lanes = 20m + (2.5m x 2) = 25m in total."
Works for me.
(And raises the suggestion they don't use touch panels at this one, surely...?)
Not only that, but the "only one [...] to be both female and passably attractive".
I've not seen the others, but evidently it's not worth the bother googling.
<--- worth two thumbs up but not possible in one post (as in +1 per use of "attractive", pervs!!)
Re: What if?
> Maybe SHE is the Nigerian scammer, wanting us to give her £80k, becuase a "nigerian scammer" ripped her off, or so she says...
It wouldn't surprise me if there was a scam along those lines at some point either, but I don't think this is it.
Metro's angle (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/854147-friends-reunited-love-scam-costs-mum-of-three-80-000) supports the "genuine victim out to help others" hypothesis better, elaborating "‘What I am most worried about is that I emailed him pictures of myself and my children,’ Ms Roberts, 47, told the BBC’s Inside Out – South programme. ‘I have no idea if those pictures are now being used by the gang to con other people out of money.’"
Re: May as well...
> the indignant tone of the quoted Aussies is a bit rich I think. Didn't they ever learn to ask nicely?
Maybe they did but the AQI made it impossible to tell(...?)
Re: I can't but feel a trick is beuing missed here
> Big Trak, need I say more?
I had one of those first time round. Bit disappointing looking back - it wouldn't turn by the specified angles on tiled floors, and it wouldn't turn by the specified by the specified angles on carpet. It's probably still packed straight back up in my parents' loft (unless my nephews have pestered my brother for one, in which case it's probably gone walkies).
I remember delightedly discovering that the trailer could be made to tip by shorting the connector with a paperclip, so maybe there is at least some mileage in the idea though.
// is it me or do the new ones look small?
"TBH, that Ad just made me think rugby players are idiots"
Things don't bode particularly well for the girl either if spangly new laptop (plus data) ultimately suffers the same fate, does it? [hence Paris ] ;)
...not particularly convinced "to the cloud! [Windows logo appears Batman-style]" necessarily conveys the intended impression either, but at least it's passably amusing either way.
@umacf24 "Do you rinse it out between uses?"
It's been done. Not long(?maybe) after "don't die of ignorance" we had this: http://www.wellcomecollection.org/explore/sickness--health/topics/aids-posters/video.aspx?view=geronimo
Got a spectacular "ewww" from cinema audiences, did that - and was almost certainly all the more effective for it.
Re: ...and you did exactly what he wanted:
"Why give the moron the oxygen of publicity?"
I'm not happy with him having the oxygen of oxygen!
// Linda Smith RIP
Re: Check yourself or friends...
> http://www.didyouwatchporn.com/ uses the same exploit...
I suppose it makes a very good test of how well private browsing works. Nice.
As one site wrote regarding the other image, "a little bunny! It's funny because it's the same motif Playboy uses" (http://roget.biz/sites-pour-savoir-si-vos-potes-visitent-des-sites-pornos)
"Didn't Chris Evans once have a feature on his Sunday show about songs with a bit of silence in them"
Missed that, sadly, but I do remember Simon Mayo shouting "mind the gap" in the pauses various records had. And the "Simon Mayo 12in remix" versions of things
Re: opt out?
"I imagine NoScript would have the same effect(?)"
Apparently not. The requestpolicy.com FAQ recommends the use of both, and explains why. See https://www.requestpolicy.com/faq#faq-noscript
// I've got multiple personal accounts on my machine to enforce a degree of separation but am starting to think a review of my minimum list of FF plugins is in order (overdue?) as well :/
"if an TSA perv scanner image of Johnston's wife in her birthday suit does pop up on the interwebs, he'd prefer her privates obscured by a tungsten fig leaf."
...she'd need the gents' ones??
["i] not staying to find out
- World's OLDEST human DNA found in leg bone – but that's not the only boning going on...
- Lightning strikes USB bosses: Next-gen jacks will be REVERSIBLE
- Pics Brit inventors' GRAVITY POWERED LIGHT ships out after just 1 year
- Storagebod Oh no, RBS has gone titsup again... but is it JUST BAD LUCK?
- Two million TERRIBLE PASSWORDS stolen by malware attackers