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* Posts by Louise

7 posts • joined 8 Jun 2007

Church hall bans 'unchristian' yoga for nippers

Louise

[sighs]

Oh ffs.

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Cadbury bows to 'bring back Wispa' net campaign

Louise

Count down!

Bugger the diet! 76 days and counting!!!! Get your pocket money ready people!

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Chav-hunting toffs cop some flack

Louise

sustainable economy

Surley at the spped at which they are breeding this would be a sustainable resource for the non-chavvy classes to kill. I'm sure running round in fields with weaponry is a much more economically/carbon foot print/good laugh friendly than many other sports? I mean to plane trips necessary, I can just pop down to my local McDanals/park/Spar and there they are!

Now how can the government arge with that!...oh they can...oh well getting my shotgun anyway....

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His 'n' Hers USB kits to end battle of the sexes?

Louise

[shudders again]

having just read the article about pink tasers I found thi srather funny. Seriously people, GROWN UP WOMEN (apart from the chavvy kind) DO NOT ALL LIKE PINK!!!! must I actually vomit on the designers to get my point across? (or possible taser some unmentionable bits....)

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Taser markets electric cattleprod gun to the laydeez

Louise

[shudders]

I took one look at that and nearly vomited in my waste paper bin. I know, I know I'm a woman therefore must have an overwhelming deisre to but things pink, but has no one told these people that actual REAL women aren't in fact 8 year old ballet enthusiasts?!?

What a way to get respect, respect me or I'll zap you nads! I can see that going down well in my pay review...

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Burned by a MacBook

Louise

Not surprised

Apple are completly useless at fixing their products. I have an iPod nano, after a few months the headphone sockets stopped working (no apparent reason, not dropped it on the floor, off a 5 story building or in a lake), did the sensible thing and tried several different headphone, including some of apple's own. Nothing. So The courier turned up and took it off to the repair center. As directed I had put a note in with it to tell the monkeys at the repair center exactly what was wrong. I got it back a few days later telling me it was fine and no, there wasn't a problem with the battery. Battery?!?! I rang up again and again and finally got it fixed. That was a year ago and I'm still waiting on my 'compensation'. Next time I think I'll avoid the iPod section.

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Slovakian fountain stunt groom released

Louise

Sense of homour needed.

It's the odds and sods section, not the 'repressed middle-management IT with no sense of homour' section.

We spend all day working in IT, surley we are allowed to have a little giggle every now and again? Some of us actually find it more interesting than working...

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