* Posts by a well wisher

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You can always rely on the Ancient Ones to cock things up

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But you said they did a drainage check ....

And presumably ignored the results, since even killer roots don't grow that fast

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Do you qualify as poor in Palo Alto? Spoiler: Yes, yes, you do

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Re: Come to Spain

"That butler could buy a respectable house outright with his first two month's wages in many parts of Spain,

The commute would be a bit of a bugger though - wouldn't it ?

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We’re not holding biz to ransom, says pay to play ad-blocking outfit

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"and would be happy to engage in any discussions as to how we can continue to better the consumer’s online experience"

As an Ad-Blocker ? - Just block ALL the adds !!!

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Google robo-car backs into bendy-bus in California

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Watch the TED talk ! - It dealt with a woman in a wheelchair in the road chasing a duck round & round in circles

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Qualcomm, Nvidia are driving us nuts – with silicon-brains-for-cars

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Last 2 cars I scrapped, were due to the excessive cost of replacement of a failed engine management unit

This looks a lot more complicated !

But hopefully I would still be able to drive the car ? or maybe not

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Ofcom spins out Wi-Fi checker app just in time for Christmas

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Re: WTF

Convenient and timely smoke screen

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What America's drone owner database could look like in future

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Do they think the people who want to fly 'off piste' are really likely to register ?

Just like DVD anti -piracy messages at the front of DVD playback only going to penalize the guys whos doing the right thing

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We saw the future: Apart from the bath apps it looks like the past

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All ideal products for Harry Enfields shop "I saw you coming"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVvcD4Czx4Y

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Mobile phones are the greatest poverty-reducing tech EVER

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Except for those muppets who take their phone on holiday and forget to turn off roaming,running up and come back complaing of 100s, maybe 1000 pound bills - When they become poverty increasing devices !

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'To read this page, please turn off your ad blocker...'

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Re: Downvotes

Trouble is they don't remove the adverts if you do pay ! - so they want their cake and eat it too

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Google robo-car suffers brain freeze after seeing hipster cyclist

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So he would have preferred it just to run him down !

Complaining it stopped seems a strange argument

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Monster Scalextric Formula 1 circuit to go under the hammer

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Bit of a pain if you spin off on the far side of the track - but suppose an F1 driver shouldn't do that

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Facebook unveils SECRET logo furtle – in a TWEET

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Pure Douglas Adams ...

Who describes their (Sirius Cybernetics) marketing division as "a bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes",

If the cap fits !

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This whopping 16-bit computer processor is being built by hand, transistor by transistor

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Just call him Von !

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Vint Cerf: Everything we do will be ERASED! You can't even find last 2 times I said this

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Re: It's hopeless

And didn't he also say that they keep all their info on archival paper EVEN though its all been scanned in

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Now Samsung's spying smart TVs insert ADS in YOUR OWN movies

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Re: LG do it too

"I've set all my regularly used Smart tools in the quick menu so I can avoid the ads."

That sound like an LG fail ( from their point of view) too - allowing the end user to control / dismiss the Ads - what ever next !

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Oi, Aussie sports fans! Take that selfie stick and stick it

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Just maybe they meant,

A selfie stick can be used in two modes, one as the name implies, but also in 'periscope' mode to get a better shot or view of the action which it looks like the original Aussie tweet was addressing

But never let the (possible) truth get in the way of a good rant against iPhone wielding narcissists

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Kiss your Glass goodbye: Google mothballs techno-specs (for now)

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Dumped ?

Has Brin's Google Glasses girlfriend (Amanda Rosenberg) been axed too ?

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The weirdly-synched life of the Google Nest household

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With the average UPVC door they DO need to be locked from inside !

"errm, virtually all doors these days don't need locking to be secure. You need to key to open them from the outside, to get out from the inside, just push the handle."

With the average UPVC door they do !!

if you don't want your house broken into + car stolen !

Very common for a large bent lever to be pushed thru the letter box to apply downward pressure on the handle - Bingo ! door open, car keys usually on the hook by the door

http://www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=188463

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Four tuner frenzy: The all-you-can-EEat TV Freeview PVR

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Another good try from Netgem

Netgem have had a number of good outings in the freeview arena usually ahead of the curve , there was the original Netgem freeview box with full wireless keyboard, then later the quite popular Tesco HD pvr from Fetch TV which was a re-badged netgem unit/software - but Fetch folded killing that box ( can't remember exact cause now)

Netgen : always the best man but never the groom and if BT buy EE the same may happen again -

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Candy Crush King king resigns for 'personal reasons'

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Chips have been cashed ?

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Blackpool hotel 'fines' couple £100 for crap TripAdvisor review

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"There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary"

And this could be the hotels obit !

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VINYL is BACK and you can thank Sonos for that

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Thank Sonos : Que ?

Not entirely sure what we are thanking Sonos for here ?

Link seems fairly tenuous to me

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3D PRINTED GUNS: THIS time it's for REAL! Oh, wait – no, still crap

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To quote ....

"I'll give you my gun when you pry this lump of 3d molten plastic from my cold, dead hands"

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Google gives Microsoft office an awkward hug with new plugin

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Not related to / prompted by the recent Microsoft / Dropbox tie up then ?

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Apple blacklists tech journo following explicit BENDY iPhone vid

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mind games

Can Uri Geller bend one - just by stroking it of course ?

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Netflix bullish after six-country European INVASION

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Just need to sort out the of content now then !

Cancelled my trial after 1st month due to lack of new content

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NSFW: Click here, watch iPhone 6 being TORTURED

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He would do well to team up with ;The Gadget Show' in the UK they also perform equally mindless and irrelevant 'testing' on all sorts of kit

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This is how I set about making a fortune with my own startup

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Does this get over the basic issue of normal TRV usage which requires the boiler to be 'on' 24 hours a day ?

i.e can it switch the boiler on when ANY TRV is calling for heat and leave it off the rest of the time ?

EDIT : RTFM !: Yes it does

"That implies thermostats per heating zone, possibly even per room, controlling local TRVs to regulate temperature and able to bring on the boiler ("call for heat" or "boiler interlock" are common terms) if any zone needs heat "

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Get ready: The top-bracket young coders of the 2020s will be mostly GIRLS

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Re: Beemers are old hat

On a recent era of Audis, a year or two back, the design of the rear indicators was reduced to such a small slit to make them almost ineffective even if they were activated by the wet bag in the drivers seat (IMHO)

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Is that why the governments head of the recent 'coding' project for schools/education is a girl ?

Oh no - she hadn't a clue !

http://politicalscrapbook.net/2014/02/tory-boss-of-government-coding-education-initiative-cant-code-lottie-dexter/

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Ballmer leaves Microsoft board to spend more time with his b-balls

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" I love trying new products and sending feedback. ..... Count on me to keep ideas and inputs flowing."

Keep sending the feedback Steve - I'm sure someones filing it, probably under T for Tra....

Love the low key Win 1.0 sales pitch though !

Still 18 billion, Nice problem to have

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Things are looking up in Flappy Bird sequel

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Re: The Shaft

"The Shaft is my game"

Consider yourself shafted then !

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iPhone 6 flip tip slips in Aussie's clip: Apple's 'reversible USB' leaks

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Re: A new lightning cable then ?

Thunderbolt and Lightning - very very frightening !

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'Aaaah FFS, 'amazeballs' has made it into the OXFORD DICTIONARY'

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Eh ?

Head line item more of a boot note in the article ?

shome mishtake shirly !

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BBC man Linwood 'was unfairly sacked' over £100 MILLION DMI omnifail

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Whats his chances of getting a job on that sort of salary outside the BBC - aka the real world !

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Quicker, easier to fly to MOON than change web standards ... OR IS IT?

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Just as long as <font size = x etc > keeps working for a decade or so more

Depreciation - we've heard of it !

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TV rudeboy and Outsourcery boss Linney joins Gov.UK SME panel

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The 'Peter' principle applies - Also known as "doing a Lane-Fox' "

It'll be the Lords next for him !

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What's your game, Google? Giant collared by UK civil lib minister on 'right to be forgotten'

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Google clearly want this ruling overturned - So it made sense to go for those who might influence /effect that possibility first !

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Facebook didn't infringe Dutch inventor's patents: Jury

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US patent court? Shabby??

Reported without a hint of irony ?

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BBC hacks – tweet the crap out of the news, cries tech-dazzled Trust

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Re: This:

The old Form over Content issue !!

Plagues lots of TV and Radio output

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OK Virtual Instruments, you've made a thing. Must you fill our ears with PR gobbledegook?

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Great -Thats really improved my Bullshit Bingo score for today !

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Selfies are so 2013. Get ready for DRONIES – the next hipster-cam-gasm

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iDrone Add-on

What with all the recent add on lenses , 360 degree etc etc for iPhones

Waiting to see the launch of the iDrone add-on for your iPhone

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Look out, bankers! It's Lily Cole and her (Brit taxpayer-funded) WISH-PRINTING ATM

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I Wish ......

She would pay the money back,or someone would have the balls to take it back off her !!

Cheeky mare !

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Not just for Glasswipes: Google to drop SDK for all Android wearables

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Meaningless title !

I think DROP =/= DELIVER in this new dystopian 'Register' speak

I know language is a living thing but thats just mid west gobbledygook !

"Launching" was good enough for the Google presenter - It'll do fine for us too Thanks !

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Twitter blew $36m on patents to avoid death by lethal injunction

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Thats one heck of an up sell

Need to pay for 3 but stiffed with another 997 !

Thats worse than a Sky bundle

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Taiwan Mobile unveils Granny-tracker smart bracelet

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Still need to remember their NFC enabled Smart Phone though !

Plus thats now two mobile devices which need remembering to charge

But then again most elderly (Alzheimer's or not ) tend to avoid smartphones as too complex in my experience

If they remembered to take the phone - couldn't they just press an SOS button on the phone or one of its apps

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Google kills copycat TfL congestion charge payment ads

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Re: A fixable problem

Some of them already do provide the links to the official service - but still go on making loads a money somehow!

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Samsung flings sueball at Dyson for 'intolerable' IP copycat claim

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Surely there is some prior art regarding small hoovers like that being dragged about by their hose

There used to be an old (true) Hoover sphere shaped thing with three wheels, didn't there ? ( 50s/60s)

In fact the Henry is a close approximation - if its all about the steering mech ?

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Reg reader crafts 3-axis GoPro 'Stubilizer' for skull-mounted cameras

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Wow

Cracking project - really looks the biz !

Heath Robinson would be proud of some of those Chinese efforts

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