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50 posts • joined Wednesday 16th March 2011 10:40 GMT

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on the side lines ...

Lets hope he is sidelined too!

But can't see being any job which counts as being 'sidelined' paying 1/4 of a million a year

On the other hand this is the BBC we are talking about

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Paris Hilton

none really ...

Nor any comment either,

but just couldn't resist the chance to post the old line - too good a chance to miss really

Paris - Because shes also known to receive swollen goods

I'll get my coat .....

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Often no discouragement from staff is required

"leading to staff discouraging travelers from using e-Gates."

Often no discouragement from staff is required

Its often the case that users i.e. Me choose not to to use the E-Gates, due to the delays caused by the system

A quick look a the 2 queues will indicate the quicker option even when the manned queue is many times the length of the e-gate queues

In addition to the long recognition time - the inter user gap seems to be inordinately long for a computer based system

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Horizon of 35+ years ago

Wasn't this the very same question posed by the BBC tv program "Horizon" ( when it used to a science based program) some 35 + years ago on the rise of the microprocessor , that was going to see us all sitting in deck chairs twiddling our thumbs too while the micros took over all the admin functions etc, but it didn't happen. in fact more clerical jobs were created (only later to be destroyed by the bankers, rather than the micro)

Aren't pilots 'drivers' too - the only reason they are still sitting up front is to install confidence in the passengers if it all goes tits up - so in a similar manner they are machine minders

I imagine the same will happen with lorries and trucks - the driver will 'mind' the truck rather than drive it and only be called into play when the **** is about to hit the fan

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The only fly in the ointment is ....

"The user can configure their route on a PC before downloading it to the stick via Bluetooth."

tf the use is compos mentis enough to achieve that, then they probably don't need the stick !

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" But Verizon and Ericsson reckon mobile users will forgo the convenience of being able to control playback for the increased network efficiency made possible by Evolved Multimedia Broadcast Multicast Service."

Surely the major benefit of using 'multicast' accrue to the operator rather that the end user

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Facepalm

"And the answer(s) to -4^(1/4) is +/-sqrt(2)i"

So you get links to SQuiRTing movies - whos suprised ?

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an uncertainty of a microsecond.

" I find it cool that the computer which does my video recordings knows the time with an uncertainty of a microsecond. "

Unfortunately its not something the UK broadcasters ( ITV,BBC) care a jot about and will start & finish program minutes off of scheduled times. to suit themselves and or trying to get the upper hand over the other channel

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Whos idea was to put all those holes in the case anyway ?

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How many ?

130,000 frames per second ?

Another case of over inflation of the figures - maybe

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Thats one hell of prize - I'm sure demand will be er, massive

Its clearly not not about the winning - It must be about the taking part !

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Lawyers ears prick up !

At least the lawyers will make killing out of this

Since theres no doubt about it - Someones going to get sued !

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U sane ?

Oh so thats why we haven't seen the "say bye bye to buffering " ads lately

At least Richard doesn't have to rely on VM for his net connection on his island - but what about our island ?

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GIF ?

Everyone uses PNG now don't they ?

If its taken GIF this long to make the OED - how long will that take for PNG make it into the OED ?

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WTF

Data Migration - I'm sure they must have head of it ???

Any why are they paying for space to save records which they won't access ( well can't afford to access)

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"probably because he has already sold his company to Facebook for $715 million. "

Its bound to take the edge off, and might induce a laissez-faire attitude in the best of us

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Contract ?

Does Gran really need or want a monthly contract - surely PAYG is more suitable

but may be less profitable for the 'charity'

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VR

They really are living in Virtual Reality world ?

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Whats does it do for the battery life, though ?

massive battery life was the original advantage of e-paper

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more usable ?

" (at one time I even had a customer coming in to ask "how to get rid of that weird black background...."

MS possibly didn't think that thru - if anything the black background makes it more usable not less

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design ?

"he telco had a hand in its interface design"

Thats odd since it looks just like the 'other' implementation of YouView to me

Unless stamping your logo on something counts as "interface design" nowadays

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Kamikaze Wood Pigeons

Its wood Pigeons for us in Berkshire (uk) - we get 3 or 4 strikes a week , the evidence is left on the window as an often perfectly silhouette of the birds outstretched wings. killed quite a few too, one literally exploding on impact due to a very full crop ( I kid you not)

I'm sure I read about some special anti bird strike class just recently ?

Big picture windows and short garden backing onto woodland , giving a refection that looks like more woods - seems to the problem here

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But if my TV could guess ....

" but if my TV could guess what I might want to watch and lay it out on a plate for me then that is cool, "

I though that is/was the basic premise of the TiVo box

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Devil

Unheard of in UK ?

Surely the 'boiler room' scams which often prey on the elderly are a clear case of 'overtrust'

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but if you can read the Bluetooth signal coming off it .....

I'd be quite surprised, i thought it hopped about all over the place

stick with the morse code I say

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A bit like the dolphins then ..

So long and thanks for all the fish - sorry - Money !

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scratch programming ?

Is that where you buy the 'punch' cards from the local newsagent ?

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No tip ?

Good for him

Restaurant staff should be paid properly for the job, owners shouldn't expect diners to be 'shamed' into leaving a tip - no matter how many billions in the bank

Horrible american practice, that we in Europe need less of not more

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Thumb Down

Aero :glass & transparent title bars et al

it always was and still is a triumph of form over function !

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"Nevada is the first state to devise licensing procedures for autonomous vehicles,"

Can't help thinking this is the sort of thing that should be set nationally - not on a state by state basis

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So ..........

Is he a numbnut or does he just have a case of numbnuts ?

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Re: How long does it take....

Why cobble them together at all , isn;t a Rasberry/Pi just about cheap enough ( in volume) for the job

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Another Nascom'er

Sounds like we trod a VERY similar path

Whilst I originally started with an SC/MP project from Elector magazine

I too moved on to a Nascom 1 ( although mine was a home build based on the circuit diagram of a mates official unit, on a large wire wrap board) - I think its safe to admit that now !

Also added a home brew disk controller based on the old 1771 chip IIRC

Even more of a coincidence, I too ported Sargon to it from the 'paperback', that was a lot of lines of assembler to wade through - worked though ! - was well chuffed at the time

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I thought the Netherlands was only an hour ahead of us, but it seems April 1st has come early for them

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Facepalm

8320HD is good, but it's buggy but mostly sorted BUT

It seems that IP vision, the company behind the box have just gone tits up !!

so it may well lose the ability to access iPlayer and the long promised user interface update very unlikely to surface now !

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Calm down - Its only an average

Its an average across the day of 9 mins / hour - so they can really cram them in on the 'popular' stuff and put nothing in the low rating stuff

Posted in KitchenPad
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FAIL

point missed

"perhaps setting a primary timer for the six-hour turkey roast, which then triggers secondary timers that tell you when to put the roast potatoes and other items into the oven as well."

Certainly missing a trick there - When I first saw it I thought that was the very point of it -i.e. to set a target time for the dinner to be ready and prompt accordingly

Still maybe on the next version ?

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Ah so the kids have graduated from leaving the shops Spectrum running a for / next loop printing a smutty slogan

I wonder if the mum concerned realises just how easy it is for the kids to find that sort of thing on their home computer

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Facepalm

But there was a Limit ...

According to this article - owner claims there WAS a limit - so not sure why she proceeded to fufull the massive over subscription

"It was agreed that 1,000 vouchers would be made available between February and July this year for 12 cupcakes for £6.50 with Need a Cake taking £2.20 and Groupon pocketing the rest"

http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/s/2103829_bakery_burnt_by_groupon_fiasco

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Captain Cyborg (Kevin Warwick) will be devastated

That this guy beat him to it

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If they pinched ideas off the Winklevosss, then why not off google

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how do you find out that sort of thing

"they tell the chip to reset at an inconvenient time, and it doesn't reset. It does however throw an interrupt"

or is that standard hacker knowledge

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truth will out

Out of the mouth of ex CEOs

"....bill them,...."

thats the end game

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And 46 million on staff retention

quite small beer to a co founder of E-Bay

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$228m - Small change

Maybe, But the trick is in getting Google to pay it YOU, when it might seem like quite large change !

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altruisim ....

Whilst there is no doubting the truth of the statement re HDMI cables - fools and money etc

Clearly this is more a move to buy cheap publicity for his own company than an altruistic consumer education program

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Paris Hilton

Oh errr

""a mad scientist stitch together three victims face-to-bottom" "

"The principal focus of The Human Centipede II is the sexual arousal of the central character"

That'll be the one in the middle then !!

Paris ; cos no doubt she enjoys a good roasting , (allegedly )

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WTF?

Barking ...

I thought it was the preserve of the so caled 'celeb' to saddle their kids with crass and stupid names

Shame Johhy Cash isn't still with us

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FAIL

designers pah !

Cracking design, seems you can't even close the lid of the 'inspection lamp' they chose to display it in

Pointless form over function