Root

If internal memory is really that tight, why not Root your phone? Then you can move anything to SD card including the hefty google apps.

Filipino IS a language

It's the "official" version of Tagalog with a few words from other dialects thrown in.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filipino_language

Assume by revolution you mean the overthrow of Estrada, but they did also manage to overthrow Marcos in 1986 without SMS!