863 posts • joined 8 Jun 2007
Re: The shame. The shame.
Damn. I needed "synergy" for a line.
I'm waiting for BBC to follow suit
Wouldn't it be great if they were just called "C"?
"The Corporation". Cool.
Re: The Bible
You can't deny it shifted a load of copies though. With that level of success I'm surprised they didn't do a sequel.
It's not really competing with Eclipse though
Eclipse may not be perfect, but its openness takes some beating. I can develop in pretty much any language I want, on any of the major platforms (and some quite minor ones), and target everything from an Arduino upwards.
So not the same thing at all really.
Re: Pubs already being converted
Ditto. Many pubs being converted to flats round my way.
Not much of a deal was it?
"Hammond [...] was sentenced to the maximum 10 years prison under his guilty plea deal"
I'm not all that familiar with the US legal system, but this implies that he did a deal and pleaded guilty, which is usually done in exchange for a lighter sentence.
So how come he got the maximum stretch? What would they have done if he pleaded not guilty, sentence him to more than the maximum?
This argument has been made before
About cinema and television.
Why would people troop off down to the flicks to watch a big screen, when they could all have small personal TVs at home?
Sure, cinema attendances declined for a while and people changed their viewing habits, but the essential big screen experience didn't disappear. It just got augmented by other formats.
You can rinse and repeat for many other "new" technologies.
Re: Why does humanity deserve to survive?
It must be Lager Loving Lesbians then.
You have the right to remain silent
But anything you do say may be distributed widely on various forums and used to beat you up until you write some decent code, or die a horrible death. Whichever comes first.
Re: "Wealthy customers have signed up in large numbers to see a black sky "
They could just stand on their money...
Re: Straight vs Gay
"...the experience that is my first prostate exam"
In an amazing coincidence I had one this year on the same day that the vet had to rectally insert a digit into our dog.
Judging by the look on the dog's face, we both felt the same way about it.
On the plus side I feel our shared trauma has bonded us in a way that outsiders wouldn't understand.
Yay - death to glossy
I haven't got an iPad but this gave me hope:
"There’s an extra anti-reflective coating on the surface now which goes a long way to answering the age-old criticism of all and every glass screen – the glare from reflected ambient light."
Maybe our laptop screens will get some antireflective love now.
And I have to say - "Octave" - that's a *proper* gentleman's middle name.
There's always a human somewhere
As we saw on wikileaks a few years ago when drone operators happily blew up a minibus containing women, children and assorted wounded casualties.
"Perhaps I just hate everyone.."
Nothing wrong with that.
What about the fuel injection?
Great article. This car is a prime candidate for junking the ancient ECU and replacing it with a modern hackable unit like a Megasquirt. You could have hours of fun with your laptop, tuning your car for optimum efficiency (or power, or whatever takes your fancy).
I doubt that Linus stomps round like Malcolm Tucker all the time. From what I've seen, most of his rants are down to terminal frustration, when someone is causing a problem and earlier complaints haven't been addressed.
It's a big project, involving a lot of smart and headstrong people. I bet the same stuff goes on behind the scenes of many tech companies, it's just that you don't see it.
Re: NOT MALE
"I know more about electronics / software / computers than anyone I know."
But we don't know who you know.
Re: Utopian drivel
"After all, those people that died in wars to support democracy, also died for our freedom to choose."
Well they died for freedom full stop. In my opinion that should include the freedom to not vote, if that's what you want.
Re: Designed their own EPG
"And why does it need two, slightly different, clocks within ten pixels of each other?"
- and a minute apart?
Seriously, I think the top one is built in to the Android tablet's menu bar, so the EPG doesn't know anything about it. No idea why they disagree about the time though.
My solemn promise
If I ever see any suitably-qualified, yet stunningly attractive, candidates for our engineering vacancies - I guarantee not to discriminate against them.
Re: "Well at least they'll have some manure"
Blimey. That told me.
"All four officers have been put on gardening leave with full pay while an investigation is carried out."
Well at least they'll have some manure.
It's about time MS gave the corporate market some love
Because I sure as hell wouldn't use their stuff in my own time.
Re: Do you get what you pay for?
"I wouldn't care if I just had a cellphone duct-taped to the side for pictures."
Knowing my luck, a firmware update would break the camera when it got there...
Law abiding Mongolians
Good for them, they don't seem to be pirating anything.
Cue the massive trade delegation to fly out first class and find out how they do it.
I think it's a good strategy really
Faced with a decline in public awareness, celebrities have to do get back in the public eye.
Traditionally, this would have involved 3 weeks in the Australian jungle with a bunch of other D-listers, during which you have to eat raw kangaroo bollocks and pretend that Ant and Dec are funny.
So now any sleb with a bit of common sense can bypass all that. Five minutes with a front-facing camera, a carefully orchestrated "leak" and voila - everyone knows your name. And what your arse looks like.
Have an upvote for not liking golf.
The game is bad enough, but even worse are the fucking people who play it.
Not quite true
The NSA will know.
Nice story, but you could have avoided the sports reporter cliche.
Oooh, we dreamed of a coal stove. We 'ad to carve messages into t'rock with our fingernails - and woe betide us if we went over 140 characters or father would strangle us with a charger cable.
Re: Nail on the head.
Hmm. To paraphrase, the original post said "there's poverty in India, so why spend money on space missions?".
My post said "there was poverty in 1970s America, and people said the same thing at the time".
Failing to see the strawman there. Just pointing out an analogous situation.
Re: Nail on the head.
This argument is nothing new. At the height of the space race in 1970, there was a hit song in America called "Whitey On The Moon" - the point being that poor black people were paying taxes and getting not much share of the pie, while the government spent billions putting (white) men on the moon.
I've got sympathy with anyone in a position of poverty who sees these things as an expensive waste, but I don't believe that cutting research programmes would suddenly mean "yay, no more poor people". In the long term, it probably has the opposite effect.
I don't need to worry about this
I got an email from Mark Carney this week, he's the Governor of the Bank of England in case you didn't know.
Apparently there's TWENTY MILLION SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS waiting for me to collect. So, in a couple of weeks I really don't think I'll be bothered if someone rips me off for the odd laptop.
Re: How appropriate
Look on the bright side, every minute he's on stage with Apple is a minute he's not making boring records or preaching about something.
I bet he wears his sunglasses indoors as well.
"Consultation" - that's an interesting word
It's the same word, for example, that your employer uses when you are about to lose your job.
When someone says that you'll be consulted on something, you shouldn't ever infer that you are going to get a say in the final decision.
It's difficult to remember all those passwords
So I like to use a handy aide-memoire, such as the name of my dog.
That works very well, but now I am having trouble getting &eT6x_!"%pZ#12 to come back when I call him.
Re: Murakami does chic-lit
"This book was more like a Danielle Steel romance".
That doesn't sound promising, but I'm still going to have to read it because I've liked his other books a lot.
What would you say is the best Murakami book to start with? The first one I read was "Wind Up Bird Chronicle" and it would still be my favourite.
Re: "Slim headlamps can make a vehicle’s exterior appear more determined and aggressive"
"I have come to the conclusion that if I /can/ move aside I will because I have no idea what someone else's emergency is."
OK maybe I didn't spell it out well enough. I don't drive slowly, but I'm not a nutter. I am really very happy to get out of the way whenever I can, but often it isn't possible. At such times, it's kind of stressful to have some spunkbubble in a mid-range saloon trying to ram me out of the way.
And no, I don't believe they are all taking a sick child to A&E. More likely they are just twats.
And Ford isn't helping by making the front of their cars look like angry sharks.
Re: "Slim headlamps can make a vehicle’s exterior appear more determined and aggressive"
“Slim headlamps can make a vehicle’s exterior appear more determined and aggressive”
Speaking as a car-owning driver, I can't help thinking about the even more determined and aggressive middle managers who will driving 2 inches from my arse at 80mph on the way to a breakfast briefing, or a game of squash, or some other pointless wank that they consider to be life-threateningly important.
And no, before you ask, I don't hog the middle lane on motorways.
Re: It wouldn't be so bad...
"Oh, it's a re-run of the football cock-up? That nearly killed ITV, as I recall, with the football on digital TV."
I don't think BT is at risk of going under, but its customers are certainly at risk of more price increases. BT spunked £900 million on 3 years of Champions League coverage starting from next year and they have to get the money from somewhere.
If you listen to their adverts for broadband at the moment they are saying that football coverage is "still free" with their service.
I don't know about you, but that strongly implies to me that it soon won't be.
Re: Mork Calling Orson
"Sad news. When will we take mental health seriously?"
Good point. Depression is a terrible thing. When you think that a man with his success and wealth could get to a point where death is actually the better option, it really makes you think.
There are no quick fixes, but a wider acceptance and understanding of mental health issues would certainly help.
Re: Builders don't put up with this shit
"I think the people who built the empire drank delicate tea from fine china cups"
You're thinking of the people who *ran* the empire.
Re: Scarcely relevant musing
"Does anyone know why 99% of the UK population pronounce latte as "lah-tay"?"
Yes. It's because we don't give a fuck.
Builders don't put up with this shit
A proper cafe opens early, serves artery-hardening fried food all day, only lets you in with a high-viz jacket on, and has tea. The proper sort of tea. Tea that built an empire.
There also might be a rat scurrying along the skirting board, but you can't have everything.
There isn't any wi-fi either, but they do have a copy of the Sun.
Re: Never mind the "talent", what do their HR people get paid?
No need to wonder, it's on the website. Lucy Adams, who was HR Director until April this year, got £320,000:
It would seem that the industrial tribunal got this right, in ruling that the employee was 15% culpable and 85% scapegoat.
The big question is what happens next, given that there's bound to be a compensation payment and that senior management have shown themselves reckless in their knee-jerk removal of the guy in charge of a massively failing project.
Whatever the legal arguments
The monkey selfie on the front page of today's Independent was a beautiful thing which brightened my day.
For that, Mr Slater surely has earned some reward.
"i'm more interested on how 20-30somethings 'now' will fare when they reach retirement age - will they struggle with new tech?"
I don't know, but by then I definitely won't be in a position to care.
"Nah, throw them into an arena with a pointy stick - last one out only gets his head chopped off. Televise it, of course."
Yeah, I would definitely torrent that.
Re: Send to China for warranty repairs?
"I'm sorry, I didn't get your messages, I had to send my phone to China for repairs."
Well if I was going to do that, or use one of my 8 clunkers from the discarded tech drawer, or communicate by standing on a hill and waving flags, I could probably save even more money by not buying a phone at all.
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