* Posts by Old Handle

1602 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2011

Bitcoins: A GIANT BUBBLE? Maybe, but currency could still be worthwhile

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You're completely correct about the delays being the major drawback to Bitcoin. And it's worse than what you said, it's 10 minute cycle on average. It can easily take significantly more than that.

But I'm not so sure this has much at all to do with the volatility. Most people trade Bitcoin in exchanges like Mt. Gox. Once you put cash or bitcoins in, they keep it on account for you and (barring their frequent technical problems) can instantly execute a trade simply by raising the BTC credit in one account and lowering it in another, while doing the reverse to USD credit.

Winklevoss twins claim to have enormo $11m Bitcoin stash

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Re: Great timing

Could be a confidence, but it wouldn't surprise me if they hoped coming forward as large investors would help restore a bit of confidence. Hard to say if it helped though.

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Re: WTF

Flash drives in a bank vault. And probably encrypted as well. None the less, it's scary concept. No doubt about that.

Google U-turns on exclusive snatch of .app AND .search addys

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New TLDs

The only new TLD that struck me as a genuinely good idea was .xxx and the company that actually bought that one STILL used it in a completely cynical and horrible way.

Mozilla devs plotting to put a stake in <blink> tag – at last

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Stop

Save Blink!

Personally I think it should be preserved as a historical artifact. And perhaps a warning to future generations. Surely it doesn't require more than a few lines of code, and it's not like it hurts anything to have it in there since nobody ever uses it, except as a demonstration of how horrible it is.

Mali to give away .ML domains for free

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A free domain is all well and good, but if it's anything like .tk I advise everyone to stay away. I see .tk domains fairly often in various hobbyist circles like game modding, and they're nothing but trouble. They work at first, but inevitably stop working when you least expect it.

Panasonic develops DNA-scanning 'lab-on-a-chip'

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Good start

Now if they can make it affordable enough for home use they really will have something interesting.

German ransomware threatens with sick kiddie smut

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Re: An important detail is not clear...

To answer my own question, this article by Sophos seems to confirm that they were the ones who censored it. That being the case I'm surprised more hasn't been made of how much trouble this could get the victim in if any traces of those images left on the computer. They imply some doubt about the girls really being underage, so presumably these aren't the worst sort of pictures imaginable, but still.

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An important detail is not clear...

Does the malware actually show child porn, or is that "censored" version what it really looks like? There's a big difference and it wasn't made clear at all, as far as I could tell.

Bitcoin-mining malware ENSLAVES computers

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Can you destroy Bitcoins?

Yes, this is quite easy actually. Bitcoin does use a checksum prevent sending coins to a mistyped address, but if you know how it works it would be easy enough to create a fake address for which no private key exists. Or you could just create the address the normal way and then delete the key of course. Either way, any coins sent there would be unrecoverable.

Not sure why you'd want to do that, but you could.

Lasers capture 3D images from a kilometre away

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Trollface

Based on the lack of shoes and the messed up belt, it appears leather is the way to do. The faces and (mostly hidden) hands a quite poor to, so going naked might also be an option.

Bitcoin exchange: Greedy traders to blame for DDoS attack

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Us freetards run the Bitcoin software on our own machines and were not affected.

It's a shame about Instawallet, though. It was handy service. Security was not its strong point, and they were up front about that, but obviously it turned out to be even less secure than they thought.

Bitcoin briefly soars to record $147 high, driven by Cyprus bank flap

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I just did it (sold some) for the first time a couple of days ago. It really wasn't too bad, I gave the exchange (I used BitFloor) my bank account number and a scan of an ID and within a couple days they set it up so I could send money directly to my bank. I sold ~2 BTC for ~200 USD, the same price I bought around 30 for originally. So I'm quite happy. I still wouldn't recommend it to anyone who couldn't afford to lose their money though. I just look at it as a fun experiment.

Obama seeks $100m to unlock your BRAIN's secrets

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Black Helicopters

Re: But Will It Explode People?

I assume the goal here is to be able read the minds of prisoners of w enemy combatants and thus skip the torture business that has caused so much bad press.

I wish I was certain if I'm joking.

Dongle smut Twitstorm claims second scalp

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Re: LOL fired

Actually I agree with that part. Double entendres are funny, single entendres aren't. If you can simultaneously make a sex joke and a valid comment about the topic at hand, that not only shows a little wit, it also gives anyone who might be uncomfortable an easy out, just pretend they took your comment at face value.

Bitcoin prices spike on Euro woes

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Bitcoin banks

It seems most people don't actually use it this way, but one of the most interesting aspects of bitcoin is that you don't need a bank, or a payment processor, or any of that. You can just run the software locally and keep, send or receive bitcoins yourself.

I do agree completely that the instability makes it a risky investment though.

MasterCard stings PayPal with payment fee hike

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Obviously they're still experimental, but at least one "real" company (Namecheap) has decided accepting them make business sense. I think it would be a mistake to discount them entirely when considering payment options.

Feds cuff ex-NASA boffin at airport amid state-secret leak scare

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Trollface

Re: Hasn't he heard of SFTP?

He was going to use a VPN, but it kept getting rejected at the other end for some reason.

Is UK web speech regulated? No.10: Er. We’ll get back to you

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IT Angle

Re: What about forums on news related web sites?

Does this mean El Reg will have to stop publishing non IT-related news to avoid losing that exemption?

Caught on camera: Fujitsu touts anti-terrorist pulse-taking tech

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Re: New Airport Policy

That raises an interesting question. I wonder how well this copes with dark skin tones. Or how about heavy makeup?

Infosec boffins meet to plan nuke plant hack response

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Stuxnet

Stuxnet was aimed at a working nuclear or radiological facility. Not an actual nuclear reactor of course, but surely uranium enrichment still fits the definition.

We shall CRUSH you, puny ROBOT... with CHESS

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This is a rare example of a situation where security by obscurity really works well. Because each spam posted is of marginal benefit, it's only worth doing if they can post thousands with minimal effort. So when a small site implements a novel CAPTCHA, they're as good as bulletproof as far as the spammers are concerned. They could write a bot capable of beating it, but why bother? Of course if lots of sites started using it, or a big player like Google, it would become worth doing.

In other words the chess puzzle itself isn't really that good, but since no one else is using it, no bot in the wild will have the faintest clue how to deal with it.

Google sends Street View car into Fukushima dead zone

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Re: Sure hope the driver is wearing leaden knickers...

Even though, as another response pointed out, the driver wouldn't be in danger, why send one? This seems like a perfect opportunity to find out just how good the autonomous mode is on those things.

Google offers limited data on National Security Letters

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FAIL

Good job, Google.

Great way to boost confidence right there. But at least they managed to kiss the government's ass while they were at it, so I guess it wasn't a complete waste.

'Google Maps' of US White Space spectrum goes LIVE

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Nice

Shame I live smack in the middle of the biggest black zone on the map.

Apple, Facebook, Google: Same-sex marriage 'a business imperative'

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Facepalm

Re: About Investing, not Investors

The main barrier to polygamy is sorting out the legal ramifications. The system was designed for two people, so it can easily be extended to any two people. Just cross out "husband" and "wife" on the form and write "partner 1" and "partner 2". Done. Add more people and it gets confusing. Dealing with child custody and splitting property after a three-way divorce sounds particularly nightmarish. As for your dog, I'll support you when you can prove it understands what it's agreeing to when it says "rye roo!" One could argue that animals which mate for life do inherently understand, but these are mostly birds, so I don't think too many people would be interested.

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Re: Equality?

What puzzles me even more is why anti-gay marriage people make this argument and then claim that same sex couples want preferential treatment, even though their own argument refutes this. Straight people wold be allowed to enter same-sex marriages too.

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Holmes

Re: Did you read the same article I did?

The real real reason they're doing it is that they believe (probably correctly) that public opinion is now on the pro same-sex marriage side, and that by taking that side they can rack up a few good will points at no particular cost. Perhaps enough to offset the next egregious privacy invasion they perpetrate.

US insurer punts 'bestiality' to wide-eyed kiddies, gasp 'mums'

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This is nothing new.

Skittles did it first.

Climate scientists link global warming to extreme weather

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Boffin

Re: This is the point.

It's not necessarily true that we can't change the weather... But It's debatable whether we should try.

Obama cybersecurity order mandates better information sharing

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Meh

I bet certain corners of the private sector will be especially keen to get their hands on those naked pictures of travelers TSA has been "accidentally" collecting.

Nokia opens Maps to rivals, flogs uber-budget €15 phone

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mouth-watering = eye-watering?

I guess that depends on whether you're buying or selling.

We've slashed account hijackings by 99.7% - Google

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Yeah, that's great.

Now I only need to worry about getting my account hijacked by Google itself. They randomly decide I'm up to no good and lock me out.

Boffins use DVD burner to scale graphene supercapacitors

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I'm skeptical

It seems odd that they don't say anything specific about the capacitance of the things. Somehow I doubt "super" is really the right adjective.

Microsoft: Office 2013 license is for just one PC, FOREVER

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Trollface

Re: Who actually buys office anyway ?

According to Microsoft, nobody.

Indian government censors own web site after court order

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Re: pots and kettles

Presumably they they know first hand that the Indian government is made of bribe-seeking corrupt people because they paid a substantial bribe to get this case decided in their favor.

Amazon ditches 'neo-Nazi' security firm over alleged harassment of workers

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Seriously?

This sounds like a story out of the Onion (except Amazon would be defending the practice). They're famous for their harsh treatment of warehouse workers, but putting them in "camps" run by Nazis is taking it a bit far.

Iceland thinks long and hard over extreme smut web ban law

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Re: If the lady is simply (according to you) some kind of "lefty lesbo" whose opinions.......

I seem to recall the country was bankrupt and no one else wanted the job, or something like that.

Ask Google this impossible question, get web filth as a reward

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Pint

Re: according to my parsing...

And in fact if you put that into Google, it does tell you -(4^(1 / 4)) = -1.41421356, having apparently decided to apply the minus last. It also returns a site titled "Free real sister sex with brother - All best porn!". So if you like incest with your maths, it's perfect.

Pope resigns months after launching social networking effort

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Re: It takes a great man...

Yeah. I don't agree with him on... well much of anything. But ideology aside, his stepping down might be one of the most progressive things a pope has done in a long time. Reading between the lines--the reference to "today's world", etc.--it sounds like he intends to suggest that not just for himself, but in general, having popes stick around until they literally drop dead is not the way forward.

Boffins find RAT-SIZED bug-muncher links man to beast

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Re: No peaceful co-existence...

Yeah... This was not exactly masterpiece of scientific reporting.

Ten 3D printers for this year's modellers

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IT Angle

Re: I've a an idea to make a fortune......

Toilets have buttons over there? How weird.

'Online sex abuse of children is growing trend', warn Brit net cops

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Real problem, wrong approach

On the one hand, I don't want to give the impression this isn't serious, it can be very bad. As another comment pointed out, it often involves blackmail. The basic scenario is a seemingly harmless online version of the "show me yours. I'll show you mine" game suddenly turns deadly serious when the other person threatens to show the picture to "everybody" unless their demands are met. Unsurprisingly those demands often involve creating even most explicit pictures, so cooperating isn't likely to end well.

But on the other hand, talking about this breathlessly in vague terms peppered with think-of-the-children-isms serves nobody, except maybe the child safety charities. It mostly involves teens, so paedophiles (in the proper sense of the term) have little to do with it. In fact the abuser could quite easily be a peer, perhaps just a bit older. The efforts of well-meaning parents and others can even backfire if they don't understand the real situation. If all they do is hammer home the "don't be naughty on the internet" point, that actually adds strength to the threat, since the prospect of parents finding out is one of the scariest parts of such blackmail.

Certainly young people should be warned about this danger, but they also need to feel like they can talk to their parents freely about any trouble they get in online, no matter what.

Sick software nasty uses child abuse pics to extort infected victims

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FAIL

It was inevitable

This is (another reason) why information should never be illegal. By making simple possession of an image a crime, governments have literally put a weapon into the hands of cyber criminals.

Hackers squeeze through DVR hole, break into CCTV cameras

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Re: Don't blame UPnP... @Peter

It's not a firewall, it's a router. The purpose (in a typical use case) is to share an internet connection with all devices on a LAN. Specifically by providing NAT so we can keep using IPv4 forever. And that requires, among other things, forwarding inbound connections to the proper device. The fact that you can tell it not to forward certain connections at all is nice, but that's really a side benefit.

Reasonable people can disagree about whether something like uPnP should be on by default, but to me it looks perfectly consistent with the real primary goal of the device: Letting your other gadgets communicate on the internet.

Victims of 'revenge pr0n' sue GoDaddy, smut site

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Re: Takedown policy

I was thinking about that. If any of the pics are "selfies", then the women could use the DMCA, as they presumably still hold the copyright.

Mobes, web filth 'pornifying' our kids, warns top Labour MP

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Facepalm

You keep using the word...

I don't think "slut-shaming" means what she thinks it means. As I understand it, it refers to shaming people (usually women) for engaging in natural but not socially acceptable sexual behavior.

Perhaps I'm wrong, since I've only heard snippets of her message, but it sounds like she's coming dangerously close to agreeing with the slut-shamers and offering "don't be sluts" as the solution.

Global mercury ban to hit electronics, plastics, power prices

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Trollface

But injecting people with it is still OK right?

Oz library finds Lance Armstrong books a new home: The fiction section

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Pint

Re: Manly Library

Australian for Library.

Australian for Beer.

AT&T 'violates net neutrality' by NOT charging twice for same data

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It seems to me the correct solution is not to charge for data on the femtocell at all. If you've already rented the thing for your personal use, there shouldn't be a separate charge for data. Of course they could still charge for long distance calls and such, which use other parts of their infrastructure. I don't see any conflict if they did it that way.