* Posts by Hellcat

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Ford: Our latest car gizmo will CHOKE OFF your FUEL if you're speeding

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Re: Another nail in the coffin...

My whole village has been enclosed in a 20mph ghetto. I don't remember in the 30 years I've lived here there ever being a serious incident. So within a week of the 20mph limit we have a cyclist under a car, and a major T-bone at a junction.

So now those of us who were driving at an appropriate speed are caught in a sticky situation. Do under 20mph and comply with the law, but have less considerate drivers tailgating and overtaking in a residential area, which has happened many many times. Or break the law by a few mph but reduce the chance of a dangerous situation happening.

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WinPhone? PAH! If you want Microsoft's mobe apps, grab an Android

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When I had an adroid...

I would have quite liked the option to have these apps or not providing they can be uninstalled. As it probably made the device a little cheaper since the manufacturer is getting paid to include them, then that's not a bad thing. Lots of companies pay to have their apps installed in the base build wether its phones, tablets, PCs or even some servers. That's just part of life and not a big issue unless there is no way to remove them.

As for the apps being available at all - good on MS I say. Ecosystem tie-in has been getting more rampant recently. Seeing at least one of the big players being more cross-platform is a refreshing change - even more so given who it is and their history! Maybe I'll buy a HUDL2 now?

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Silk Road seller 'blew through all that money using drugs and going to strip clubs'

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... the rest they just squandered.

If we're going to mis-quote Gerorge Best we could at least almost have the quote correct!

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Woman caught on CCTV performing drunken BJ blew right to privacy

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biased

Surely for us to comment we must be given the chance to view the supposed situation?

Without all the "facts" one must deem that the incident does not warrant being removed!

I'm Roger Mew, and so is my wife.

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Apple about to make Apple TV WAY LESS SUCKY - report

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Re: Progress - what progress..?

Until they make devices that play nicely with other systems, then no thanks Apple. I'm not going to replace my phones, PCs, tablets, TV etc with iDevices just to be able to use a single device.

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.Free domains at Amazon while Google says bye to .family

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Re: Hmm anyone wanna start a kickstarter for .wtf and .getmeofftheplanetnow?

Something for the Weeble fan?

look@my.horse (My horse is amazing)

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Honey, I shrunk the Windows footprint

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Re: Don't stop there

My Win 10 PC boots from cold to login in something near 30 seconds - and thats without SSD. I can't say I'm bothered about using sleep mode at this point in my life.

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Leaked Windows 10 build hints at peer-to-peer patching

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Won't someone think of the chi.... firewalls?

I'm not likely to add a nat rule to let this port out from my PCs, so internal distribution only for me.

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Bulk interception is NOT mass surveillance, says parliamentary committee

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Re: Nice whitewash, Hazel...

It's not mass surveillance.

Just like this is not my primary residence.... no wait now it's not this one.... no wait it's back to the first one again.

I've seen less slippery hagfish.

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One does not simply ask the inventor of the WWW what he thinks about memes

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Re: Thank the gods they didn't do it like they do their dates!

Sorry old bean, but did you mean the eleventh of March, two thousand and fifteen?

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A gold MacBook with just ONE USB port? Apple, you're DRUNK

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Re: 1 USB port? Seriously?

Would it be too mcuh to ask to be able to watch my legally bought DVDs and to look on a big screen at the photos I took with my DSLR?

Both of these must be activities restricted to only the most geeky of power users?

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Apple Watch: Wait a minute! This puny wrist-puter costs 17 GRAND?!

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Re: What's that sound?

Would anyone like any toast?

How about a muffin?

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Re: Need a bigger laptop bag

To be fair, it is innovative since nobody else has designed such a thin light laptop yet

Since when dd 'innovation' mean do the same thing again?

People have for years created thinner laptops as the technology becomes available. Using the latest version of someone else's technology is not innovation. The innovation is at Intel, creating a processor efficient enough to avoid the need for active cooling - therefore thinner. No doubt the Surface 4 will use the Broadwell chipset and might be thinner and lighter still - that doesn't mean Microsoft are innovative!

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Euro ministers ditch plan to ban roaming charges

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Re: Oh well

My roaming in France on 3mobile didn't work. Called their support number from my wife's Voda but no matter how many times I selected the required network it failed to connect. So no calls or data plus nearly an hour of holiday wasted.

The second I drove into Switzerland *BING* text message "Welcome to Switzerland, feel at home with no data charges". Same for Italy and then later Austria. I switched roaming off while driving through Germany and Belgium, and the gremlins must have been evicted by the time I got back to France as it worked perfectly.

For anyone who regularly visits any of the covered countries it's a real plus. I'd go SIM only next time though - they're not the fastest to get updates out to their locked handsets.

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3 spectastic Lumias for price of 1 rival flagship: Microsoft sells biz on cheapie experience

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Re: I bought one in AU for $39

You bought a handset that has only just been announced for less than the announced cost? That's impressive.

Unless you meant in general, but then I've owned my 1020 for over 18 months and don't see any of the issues you suggest. The browser seems to run at a decent speed, and renders most websites fine in desktop and mobile versions. The couple of radio stations I've tried to stream worked fine, however I prefer to use Tunein to get a standardised experience free from bloat and adverts.

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The car in front has Kaspersky deep inside

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About time

Well, with IPv6 and everything being internet accessible, it's about time the security companies started talking about how we're going to stop a botnet of microwave ovens burning down whole towns. I've seen them sort of questions asked here enough about the internet of things, but very little in the way of answers from the developers and promoters.

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NERDGASM as Apple announces 'special event'

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Re: ...Fall back?

That will be the air/pro/retina/mini version available from September.

Delete as applicable.

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NO ONE is making money from YouTube, even Google – report

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Re: I think you'll find this is actually...

I thought this was the Princess in a Castle for accountants. Under no situations should you ever make any money. Break even, maybe even make a loss, but never profit!

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Apple design don Jony Ive: Build-your-own phone is BOLLOCKS

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Re: Project ara related

Sounds like you just pre-invented the Steam machine.

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Re: So I take it ...

Minecraft. Mechano. Colouring books and even plain paper.

Wrong! All wrong!

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This needs 2 thumbs up.

1 for the overall point.

1 for a kettle of miscellaneous swimming things

The Fiat 500 has won numerous design awards, but with over half a million possible configurations they must hand them all back for abdicating their responsibilities as the designer.

What a cock!

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Windows 10 for phones: Stepping towards the One True Windows

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Re: Elephant dead?

I'm struggling to find an app with adverts in it. I have a couple which do, but the majority do not. I don't notice the adverts and typically they're not as in your face as my Android, which were often pop-up full screen links just when you're about to click something...

I don't begrudge the developers the ad revenue, and if it's a good app I'll pay the £1 or so for the without advers version.

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Re: Elephant dead?

People are leaving Windows phone because of adverts? Which ones are them?

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Microsoft leaves the Rooms. How will Windows Phone OS users make to do lists?

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Didn't even know it was there, but have a group for my family contatcs should I want to sent a text or other message to them all.

I guess I won't miss what I didn't know.

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Apple Watch 'didn't work on HAIRY FANBOIS, was stripped of sensor tech'

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Re: On the outside?

Is that from 50 shades?

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Hey Apple - what's the $178bn for? Are you down with OTT?

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A lot of speculation and rumour in this Apple advert. Since its not in house, why was it included? Seems fairly weak journalism compared to El Reg's usual sharp attitude.

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Samsung snub sends Qualcomm into a spin over Snapdragon 810

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Re: Think of it another way...

Bit of a bad example. There is huge amounts of cross-engine sharing in the car industry.

Vauxhall (GM) use Fiat derived diesel engines. Suzuki have used Fiat diesels and in return used their small 4x4 platform (Rav4). My old Volvo V40 had a Renault engine, and a colleague's Kia had a Merc.

The main difference is car manufacturers can still stick their own logo on the engine cover, so to the casual observer it's the same brand engine. I can't imagine many people checking under the bonnet of their smartphone to see who's logo is showing.

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Why Windows 10 on Raspberry Pi 2? Upton: 'I drank the Kool-Aid'

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Re: Fwoar! Oh, my.

No, they said RT surfaces would get Windows 10, but not all the features. Not that it makes much difference to me and I even own one. The OS will still work long after Windows 10 is retired - same for Windows phone 7 handsets. They still make calls, text, facebook etc yadda yadda.

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Horrifying iPhone sales bring Apple $18bn profit A QUARTER

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I'm far from an Apple lover. Don't like their products, really dislike their attitude to paying tax.

But.

Selling 34,000 phones, per hour, every hour, for a quarter of a year? Even just creating the 10 things a second to satisfy them sales, when they're a fairly complex device is mighty impressive. Mind blown as they say.

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What's that, Microsoft? Yep, a Lumia and Surface SALES BOOM

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Re: Wow....

Reading around the i7 version is almost too powerful for the form factor. It's a real shame the disk space is directly tied to the processor spec. I'd be happy with the i3 if it had more GB of solid state.

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Is Windows RT not invited to the Windows 10 upgrade party?

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Re: lone user

You're not alone, there are a few of us out there.

When they say it will run with some of the features, I wonder if that is in the same way that a phone will run with some of the features? I wouldn't expect to be able to install Exchange server on my RT device, but being able to run IE, skype, etc should all be possible. If so, then perhaps it's not the end lf the line?

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Microsoft just saved Windows Phone... Now stop whining

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I agree with quite a lot of your comment, but video out? You mean with w..w..w.wires?

PlayTo streams to any DLNA device including soundbars, projectors, TVs. Wires are so awkward. Micro HDMI? MHL (what version)?

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Re: Better than the Doro phone - just

That's the issue of the Office 365 accounts not being Microsoft accounts (what were Live accounts). This isn't an issue limited to the phone, and one MS still haven't decided on a direction for.

I asked them back in July last year, and wasn't that impressed with their solution then.

http://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/outlook_com/forum/oadmincenter-ocustomdom/will-microsoft-continue-working-on-a-single-sign/61b45518-23e8-4d74-b32c-4d6afbd372e8

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Pull up the Windows 10 duvet and pretend Win8 and Vista were BAD DREAMS

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Re: Not too sure

There is an awful lot you cannot do with the GUI that you can do easily, and most importantly repeatedly with powershell. A lot of advanced Exchange administration is PS only, and even for the basic stuff, who wants to run through 20 mouse clicks for 1000 users when you can just pipe it in with csv?

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Microsoft rolls out even cheaper 'Notkia' Lumias

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Comes with Nokia maps? Great value sat nav system.

What? It does calls as well?

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BAN email footers – they WASTE my INK, wails Ctrl+P MP

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Re: can we ban printers instead?

LC24-10 hooked upto an Acorn Archimedies A3000.

Fantastic little printer. Had my dad printing his school reports on carbon-copy paper years before anyone else started. It's all the norm now, but on multiple pages since lasers can't do CC.

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El Reg tests portable breathalyzers: Getting drunk so you don't have to

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Re: So really

By the time you've cleaned up the bathroom and blamed it on the dog. Got a taxi or a lift to the pub. Remembered it was the other pub you drove to, and had to walk there because your lift drove off... Then you should be fine.

That's when you realise you left your car keys in your other coat.

Happy new year.

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El Reg Redesign - leave your comment here.

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On-hover doesn't translate to touch. That is all.

Ok, just to be very clear. I can't touch and hover on the new navigation bar to then move to one of the sub-articles that appear. One of my most hated annoyances of using the tablet for any websites is having to switch to the trackpad because the desktop version has on-hover stuff.

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EU law bods: New eCall crash system WON'T TRACK YOU. Really

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So this puts more ambulances on the road?

When my young son was hit square in the lower back by a dinghy travelling at high speed causing him significant pain, how rapidly do you think the ambulance got there considering it was in a town centre, an under 10 year old, with a spinal injury, wet and cold, laid on a concrete slipway?

Three hours. We would have been waiting even longer for a paramedic to turn up to let the ambulance driver take him to hospital had we not given them premission to drive him there... slowly.

So permit me to consider this whole situation with some scepticism. It might call up for an ambulance, but there won't be any available.

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An alleged 27GB Sony Pictures data dump. 65 PlayStation web servers. One baffling mystery

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Re: Breaking News

Should have got a security consultant in...

P4ssw0rd!

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Apple seeks patent for user-configurable progress bar

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Your task is 10% slower than expected...

...based on our estimates for the 'new' MacBook Pro Power Air. Click below to purchase.

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Hi-torque tank engines: EXTREME car hacking with The Register

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Re: Excellent article

Or dare I suggest, some sort of Merlin electric hybrid? Might even be able to get it exempt from congestion charging!

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What's MISSING on Amazon Fire Phone... and why it WON'T set the world alight

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Amazon's business model confuses the hell out of me.

Here they have a service company, that they could open up to other platforms and millions more subscribers - but they tie it down to a selection of in-house devices that are selling at a loss, and are likely not to catch on.

Full disclosure - (grumpy) Chromecast owner and Prime subscriber.

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Webcam hacker pervs in MASS HOME INVASION

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Re: Not for me thanks....

Wasn't there some panic around the Google email backup streetview cars recording MACs and SSIDs and it being linkable with public IP addresses and MACs meaning public IPs could be easily mapped against a known location, within a WiFi range of around 30 meters? I guess if that's still the case then having a view into a known house would be pretty useful for a would-be burgular.

Not a worry for me though, my WiFi has always been separate to my router so good luck with that one!

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Countdown contestant pays homage to IT Crowd's Moss

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Re: Excellent

Don't think I've ever seen the subject of a el Reg article down here with us commentards before!

Have another 'first'.

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Re: Mornington Crescent

As it's a Thursday after lunch I believe the diagonals are open?

I don't want to fall foul of the '89 Smith-Abbot ruling so I'll stay outside Circle.

Holland Park.

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GiffGaff spanked for clumsy attempt at mum-and-dad-humping humour

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To bastardise GiffGaff's tagline...

On the internet, the ASA isn't the boss.

Last time I looked the ASA had no remit to control internet advertising - the article wasn't clear - was it only internet based adverts or were they broadcast on TV?

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I'M SO SORRY, sobs Rosetta Brit boffin in 'sexist' sexy shirt storm

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Re: @Mike Bell

I've had these sorts of discussions with self declared feminists before, especially around the subject of women-only shortlists for jobs where there may not currently be gender equality. When I argued that to exclude men from being hired because the current balance is not 50/50 is discrimination against the men, I was told that wasn't a problem because "you men have had it good for long enough".

"Woop" for equality!

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Why can't a mobile be more like a cordless kettle?

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Electric kettles?

Whatever will they think of next?

Mine's the one on the double burner ring in the middle of my stove.

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Behold the Lumia 535 NOTkia: Microsoft wipes Nokia brand from mobes

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Flagship?

If I knock my 1020's camera down to only 8MP and switch off MMS then it's fairly close to the iphone 6.

It takes calls, messages, emails, takes photos, browses the web, plays games and handles social media without any noticable lag moving between apps. It doesn't have a fingerprint scanner though - well might as well chuck it in the bin.

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