* Posts by Justice

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Coca Cola in the dock over illegal China GPS map claims

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Mushroom

'Logistics'

Riiiiiiiight. Because their delivery drivers need more efficient routes to deliver cans of Coke.

Not mapping military installations at all. No sir, not us.

Android 'splits' into the Good and the lovechild of Bad and Ugly

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Re: Or worse?

I agree. I picked up 2x Huawei Ascend G300 running Gingerbread for the Kids at Christmas.

Less than £100 each, upgraded both to official ICS and in many benchmarks outperforms kit twice it's price.

Even an old HTC Desire running Evervolv ICS still cuts the mustard as a decent Android Phone.

(once you sort out extending the system memory to an SD partitiion)

The wife's Samsung Fit I'm planning to upgrade shortly will probably have similar results.

You most certainly can teach on old phone new tricks.

Virgin Mobile doffs its cap: Web speed limit axed after outrage

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WTF?

TRUE STORY

I got a letter from VM yesterday warning about potential problems with a 115V PSU for my StupidHub.

It informs me to unplug the StupidHub, call them and they'll send me a new PSU.

Did anyone else get one too, or is this just their way of relieving network congestion by getting us all to disconnect?

Carrie Fisher dusts off THAT bikini for Star Wars VII

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Re: "Elderly"?

*nerdgasm*

I just had one.

Brit comic-book-guy-vs-gangsters film goes straight to Xbox Live

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Coat

*cough*

Will have to torrent it when it's ripped.

Otherwise I'd have to buy an X-Box and a Live account as well as the movie itself to watch it.

MOST-EXPENSIVE-MOVIE-TICKET-EVER!

Films like this kill the industry!

JK

MWC 2013: The Chinese are coming - and you ain't seen nothing yet

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Huawei are pretty good in my books. Got 2x Ascend G300 for the Kids and was VERY impressed with it's speed an functionality compared to more mainstream brands of smartphone costing £££ more.

Raspberry Pi-powered Tardis blasts off from 'Blighty's Baikonur'

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Re: T A R D I S

Thanks there, Captain Obvious. We forgot for a second.

iPhones, 'droids go to WAR: US soldiers invade TOP-SECRET cloud

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Facepalm

The irony...

American company... made in China.

Are they friends this week?

Curiosity Mars rover flashes pics of GREY drilled powder sample

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Joke

Anyone?

Dust. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like.

Sony promises PC-based PlayStation 4 for Christmas

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Facepalm

$ony PS4: Made of fail.

Sorry, I have been a devoted $ony fanboi since the PS1. Owning a fat, slim and the same with the PS2 and the PS3. I didn't mind too much when they excluded PS2 titles from the PS3 (with the exception of my original release 60GB) but I won't be buying this pile of crap.

I rip selective Blu-Ray titles I own (not download) to watch on my media server and Cinavia has killed this device as a media server. But the killer for me is an incompatibility with PS3 games some of these are £50 a pop for Jobs sake!!!

Filling up my XMB with pay-to-use video apps I never wanted (and can't remove) and a complete inflexibility when it comes to what the user wants sees me heading for the exit on this release.

But I think the biggest con is it doesn't matter how pretty it looks, if the gameplay isn't there then what's the point. Yet another COD or FIFA??? Look at that high resolution blood, wasn't that worth spending all that cash on exactly the same shit in a different package? I think not.

The industry seems rife with forcing what they want on us and not what the customer needs.

THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE!!!

Sony flogs off more assets in scramble for full-year profit

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Re: broke?

If they don't allow PS3 backwards compatibility and remove Cinavia with the PS4 they'll be struggling again at the end of the next business year.

Nokia shares $1.35bn EU graphene research grant

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Happy

Prior Art...

A flight of fancy which I actually enjoyed.

http://www.tv.com/shows/star-trek-voyager/rise-10700/

I just hope the lift doesn't have rounded corners or there will be.... trouble.

Microsoft: Old Internet Explorer is terrible and 'we want to help'

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Trollface

Perhaps...

They should opt for a subscription model like Office 2013

The more we use it, the more they pay US.

Sick software nasty uses child abuse pics to extort infected victims

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Headmaster

Re: Yes I'll get downvoted but....

They have a society specifically set up for this??? Sounds a bit extreme.

Is it run by a small Austrian guy with a unique mustache?

You thought watching cat videos was harmless fun? Think AGAIN

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Re: Purrfect

Absolutely!!!

Now let's get to work building some large pointy structures to house our newly reinstated Egyptian Gods.

(still makes more sense than Scientology)

Microsoft tries to sell home Office users on subscription pricing

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Best advertisment ever...

... for switching over to Open Office.

Brit 2.5-tonne nuke calculator is World's Oldest Working Computer

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How I survive on 1.5kW?

It would seem better than some reg hacks.

;)

‘That’s not art’ says Apple as it pulls nudes from AppStore

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WTF?

Wait, what?

The Daily Mail... sorry BBC have sexed up the report as a child pr0n app.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21160812

At his rate, by the end of the day, I think this lone app may actually be responsible for 9/11

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Re: The real obscenity

The parental control is not being stupid enough to give a 7 year old spendaholic your Apple ID password.

Mega launches with mega FAIL

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It's all go...

Verified my account on my iSheep 4 which has a very interesting 'Coming Soon A dedicated app for your device will be available shortly.' are the Cult of Jobs going to approve such an app?

Good luck with that.

Google pulls 'racist' Make Me Asian app

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Facepalm

Uh, so by definition...

Is using the 'Gangnam Style' app which pastes your face onto an Asian man and has him dancing around also considered 'racist'?

VIA bakes a fruitier Rock cake to rival the Brit Raspberry Pi

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Trollface

Paper covers Rock.

I see what you did there...

NRA: Video games kill people, not guns. And here's our video game

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Trollface

He is right...

I beat three people to death with a cassette copy of Manic Miner for the 48k Spectrum.

Horrid business.

UK armed forces could be 'fatally compromised’ by cyber attack

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Mushroom

Re: War gaming

It's with regret that anyone capable of testing these systems to their limit are automatically catagorised as a 'cyber terrorist' by our governments and locked up until they've gone absolutely mad.

So... it's all about which one of their Eton pals needs in insanely large amount of money for doing very little, behind time and over-budget all in the name of 'freedom'

US court ungags Yelp reviewer who dissed builder

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Re: Still, look on the bright side

We'll see you in court then, Phil.

Apple patented patent trolling years ago.

Samsung spaffs $3.9bn on chip factory in TEXAS

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Samsung... I see what you did there.

Opening a plant in the US makes them more US friendly, employing 'mericans in their manufacturing process will certainly curry favour with the courts when they see Samsung are supporting the US economy rather than just another 'yellow peril' (if I may use that archaic vernacular without coming across all Frankie Boyle)

It's a long game.

New Year's resolution: Don't use Instagram, it'll sell YOUR photos

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Meh

Don't like? Don't use!

What deuce are they going to with a server filled with royalty-free images of peoples lunch?

Musos blast US copyright bods: 'ARTISTS MAKE LOUSY SLAVES!'

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Trollface

Female Billy Bragg?

I thought that would have been Kirsty MacColl... but without the speedboat.

SPEARS fired up for explosive climax

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Yeah, I can fly...

"Neil Barnes, who put together LOHAN's silicon heart with the able assistance of Anthony Stirk"

Surely with a project this impressive it should have been Anthony STARK?

;)

Phone with Facebook hardware button lobbed out by Nokia

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Paris Hilton

What about the other features?

Does this model not have an exclusive Instagram 'duck face' enhancer?

Man strives to shatter Call of Duty world record

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Re: Congrats!

Nope. I was referring to his partner.

My own wife can testify that she is in fact a Quake/UT2004/ShootMania widow.

:(

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Trollface

Congrats!

Well done on obtaining the record.

Forever alone.

Facebook offers $10 to each of its Sponsored Stories victims

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Meh

Too little too late.

$10 for them using your face for advertising revenue without your permission is not enough.

Surely it should be worked out in the exact same way they charge... per impression?

Those who found themselves plastered all over the place obviously getting the lions share.

Automatic Facebook couple pages: Nauseating sign of desperation

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Just the thought of it...

Mini-sick in my mouth.

App designed for safe sending of naughty selfies is rife with risks

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Paris Hilton

Wait... what?

10 seconds???

That's not even enough for my reciepients to work out exactly what's going on in the photo.

:(

Paris, because if you're a teenager dumb enough to have these kicking about you deserve everything coming to you.

Classic game 'Elite' returns … on Kickstarter

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I read the headline and thought...

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

Family sues Foxconn in brain-damaged worker compensation case

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Trollface

Just to summerize...

Scott Forstall recently announced that he won't be apologising for this either...

Forstall ousted from Apple after refusing to apologise for Maps

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All too familiar

Reminds me of a football manager who fires the team coach over the players poor performance.

iPad Mini vs Nexus 7: inch makes all the difference, says Apple CEO

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Joke

It's not the size that counts...

It's how you use it.

Samsung ships two smartphones for every one Apple sells

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FAIL

Apple Core

Perhaps it's time for Apple to consider a Lite version of the iPhone.

Cheaper chipset, less powerful processor... perhaps based on the 3GS

Perhaps forgo the pre-installed memory and go for an SD Card.

Ah, SCREW IT! Removable battery too!

It makes financial sense, but it's NEVER gonna happen.

Chinese boffins discover bizarro fish-oid creature with FOUR LIMBS

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Devil

Re: They lie!

Try telling that to Creationists and they'll burn you as a witch and heretic!

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Trollface

They lie!

Evolution is all made up. The Bible I obtained from the fiction section of Waterstones tells me so.

'Regular' PS3 gamers who've cancelled credit cards? You FOOLS!

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Mushroom

So long and thanks for all the phish.

Don't care. Never buying a $ony PS product again.

After owning an original PlayStation, PlayStation 2 (fat & slim) and 5 PS3's as well as an extensive library of original games, they lost my vote and my loyalty when they removed my right to choose Linux on my test-bed unit, forced Cinavia DRM on my systems and filled it with third party video and music apps that you can't turn off from the XMB.

Not all of us are pirates, I've never played a pirated game on my systems and I resent the implication that I would do so. Some of us have other uses for the hardware we own but we don't have the right to do what we want with it, but as the supplier $ony apparently has the right to restrict my hardware without my express permission and cut me from PSN if I don't comply with the latest firmware terms and conditions.

I hope they crash and burn.

McKinnon will not be extradited to the US, says Home Secretary

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Matter of perspective

Am I the only one that thinks that this 'crime' is being approached in completely the wrong manner? I am at a loss as to why every hacker is considered a severe security risk and needs to be locked up.

Hell, if they can get through the best security that tax dollars can buy... GIVE THEM A BLOODY JOB!!!

iPad Mini pics spied on Twitter

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Paris Hilton

Meh!

Who cares?

Paris because only the brain dead will buy one.

Rover spots 'possibly artificial' MYSTERY SHINY OBJECT on Mars

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Alert

DECEPTICONS!

Lancashire man JAILED over April Jones Facebook posts

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*speechless*

Only buy Huawei or ZTE if you like being SPIED ON - US politicos

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Reds under the Bed.

Those whacky Republicans... still not trusting the commies after all these years.

Here's hoping another Cold War not on the horizon.

Man charged over alleged April Jones Facebook trolling

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Getting a bit silly...

I've read the joke. It is indeed tasteless and offensive.

But no more so than some of Frankie Boyles material.

To arrest the guy for it is a gross misinterpretation of the communications act.

Perhaps the police should spend their time arresting REAL criminals instead of spending long hours on FaceBook and Twitter looking for things that offend people.

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