* Posts by Justice

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The Pirate Bay SUNK: It vanishes after Swedish data center raid

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Mushroom

Cut off the Pirate Bays head...

...and two mirror appear.

HAIL HYDRA!!!

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Trips to Mars may be OFF: The SUN has changed in a way we've NEVER SEEN

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Trollface

Team all prepped to go up there!

Led by some guy by the name of Reed Richards.

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VMware's new enemy no. 1 isn't Hyper-V, it's Vladimir Putin

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Trollface

More likely...

Russia and Germany don't trust VM not to add NSA back door access.

Heh

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Walmart in iPhone 5s, 5c price slash – gotta make room for that 'iPhone 6', right?

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Trollface

Correction...

Foxconn is said to be.... forcing an additional 100,000 university students into workcamps.

There, fixed it for ya!

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Super-snoop bid: UK government hits panic button on EU data retention ruling

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Trollface

Re: The very idea...

Meanwhile Charlie Farr is saying they have to monitor everyone's communications as they can't tell us apart.

Sounds a little racist to me.

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Gunmaker finds KILLER APP for Google Glass

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PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON!

YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO COMPLY!!!

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ARG! A GHOST SHIP! Pirates sunk by UK cops return from watery grave

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Trollface

Re: Pointless DNS removal

I still own bit-torrent.net if they're interested.

:D

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Fanbois Apple-gasm as iPhone giant finally reveals WWDC lineup

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Re: Wants list!

Um... got a carrier update on Sunday.

Can I scrub off 1 & 2 from the list?

My iPhone carrier now says giffgaff and I can access my voicemail from the voicemail button.

Thanks Devs? (are they reading El Reg???)

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Wants list!

"For five days, one thousand Apple engineers and five thousand developers will gather together. And life will be different as a result."

Good! I have an iPhone want list. Y'know, the REALLY simple stuff that most Smartphones can do by default without the need for Jailbreaking.

1 - Ability to change the voicemail number.

2 - Carrier customization or at least update to include GiffGaff and other services that operate on the back of another network.

3 - Saving animated GIFs to the photo roll - With the animation intact!!!

4 - Change the default browser from Safari to ANYTHING!

5 - Flash. Get over yourselves and bloody include it.

Now GET BACK TO WORK!!!

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Facebook wants to LISTEN IN on the songs and vids playing in YOUR living room

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The UK government would insist on an 'opt-in default'...and probably not tell us about it.

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Dixons and Carphone Warehouse confirm £3.7bn MEGA-BORG

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Re: All in a name

You can bet an obscenely large bonus that they paid through the nose for that pearler of a rebranding. Keep the receipts, lads!!! I think you might be in line to get that repaired. Unless of course you didn't buy the extended warranty.

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Web cesspit 4chan touts '$20 bug bounty' after hackers ruin Moot's day

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Trollface

Re: Not even $20

Acktually iz dolan.

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Star Wars Episode VII: The Ancient Fear of, er, a CHEESE-TASTIC title?

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That obviously depends if JJ's overuse of lensflare manages to burn his stalky little retinas out.

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Dunno why so many peeps dismiss Disney. They've done a stirling job on the Marvel franchise since they took over and the news that characters from the new animated series Star Wars: Rebels will be tying in with Episode VII just made me nerdgasm as much as Season 6 of Clone Wars.

Yeah, it's for kids and I'm a big old 45 year old one.

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OUCH... right in the Androids! Google hit by another antitrust sueball

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Trollface

Dear Hagens Berman

Please sue Apple for not letting us change the default browser on an iPhone.

I think that ones a bit more open and shut.

Especially with the old Microsoft IE ruling as precedence.

I'll be expecting my 10% for this one in BitCoin to the usual address.

Cake for everyone!!!

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What HAS BEEN SEEN? OMG it's a thing that looks like an iWatch

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Trollface

The NEW Apple iSomething

Apples latest product: THE iSOMETHING

Features:

A flat square (or square-like) device with rounded corners and no definable purpose.

The iSomething may or may not contain something and will almost definitely get you sued if you try to create a similar box with something in it that infringes on our 'intellectual' property.

There are already people queuing up outside Apple stored to get one.

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Friends don't let friends use Internet Explorer – advice from US, UK, EU

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Mushroom

That's all folks...

*sigh*

I work for an incredibly large insurance company... all PC and Laptops run Windows XP (despite a Windows Vista license on every desktop) and they all have IE6 running as the defaulty Browser.

Can't see us being around for much longer.

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UK bank heist-by-KVM gang sent down for 24 years after nicking £1.2m

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Dumb move.

They should have become bankers instead.

Then they would not only be able to fleece billions, but get a nice hefty bonus for doing it too.

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Apple patent LOCKS drivers out of their OWN PHONES

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So, a left handed UK passenger visiting France who has GPS switched off to conserve roaming costs is pretty much FUBARED as far as this goes.

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Daring danger-drone dives into VOLCANIC eruption – what happens next has to be seen

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Trollface

All it was missing...

...was a couple of Jedi beating the crap out of each other.

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Apple to grieving sons: NO, you cannot have access to your dead mum's iPad

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Re: New market.

BRILLIANT!!! You could have rows upon rows of iDevices in the iDead Mausoleum, constantly looping slideshows of their dead owner with a holographic Steve Jobs as your guide.

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First China banned Bitcoin. Now its crooks are using malware to steal traders' wallets

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Hello Friend!

I am Prince Nabunzi Kamadaria, sovereign of the Made-Up Zafini Province and I need your help to transfer some BitCoins out of my country due to a civil uprising...

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HALF of all Bitcoin-investing Winklevoss twins predict $400bn market for the currency

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Alert

How to give something value...

"It's worth something, because we say it is."

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'New' document shows how US forces carriers to allow snooping

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Mushroom

Re: Now broadband, the customers and the owner

I've always considered the *real* terrorists to be America itself.

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Mastercard and Visa block payments to Swedish VPN firms

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Re: Time for a new credit card firm?

You get my like for the irony.

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Yahoo! announces last hurrah of ancient AltaVista search

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Unhappy

!!!

I! Miss! The! Exclamation! Marks! On! Yahoo! Posts!

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Retired 4-star general probed over Stuxnet details leak - report

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Re: Unapproved leaks shall be prosecuted to the full extent of my law!

Dear Sir, You win the internet.

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WarGames IMSAI machine for sale (again)

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Mushroom

Re: I used to own one of those

Not to North Koren, I hope.

This stuff is state of the art to them!!!

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Blind activist Chen given spyware-laden iPad and iPhone

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Trollface

Malware on Chinese made device?

IMPOSSIBRU!!!

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3D printers now emitting merged manufacturers

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Iron Man Armor

'nuff said.

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Apple: iOS7 dayglo Barbie makeover is UNFINISHED - report

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Joke

Re: Here's an idea

Themes in iOS7??? You crazy man!!!

You can't even change the voicemail number on their overpriced junk, and you want themes???

Send that man into the corner with a jailbreak.

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Facebook, Microsoft beg Feds: Let us tell users what YOU asked for...

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Joke

More transparency!!!

If the NSA want to know my high score on Candy Crush Saga... let them!

I have them beaten and they know it!!!

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Interwebs taunt Sir Jony over Apple eye candy makeover

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Re: Really?

You seemed to be a little confused here, Matt.

WinPho8 does not switch much the same as the new app switching in iOS7.

The new app switching in iOS7 works in much the same as WinPho8.

There, fixed it for you.

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Whoever recently showed us the secret documents: Do get in touch

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Go

Hmmmm...

Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention

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MacBook Air now uses PCIe flash... but who'd Apple buy it from?

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Trollface

And if you bored with it...

It doubles up as a handy Wine Cooler...

http://www.maxwellandwilliams.co.uk/store/GZ0150-mw-bar-double-wall-wine-cooler-20cm/

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Who should play the next Doctor? Nominations needed!

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Hugh Laurie

He has sinister eyes. Darker Doctor required.

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Doctor Who? 12th incarnation sought after Matt Smith quits

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Joke

My choice...

Black, female and enough to satisfy BBC 'Murica... my choice would be Sweet Brown.

'Daleks? Sweet Baby Jesus. Ain't nobody got time 'fo that.'

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FLABBER-JASTED: It's 'jif', NOT '.gif', says man who should know

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Re: nah mate

Bizarrely, it's now called CIF not JIF.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cif

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Biz bods: Tile-tastic Windows 8? NOOO. We lust after 'mature' Win 7

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Trollface

A genuine Windows topic and Eadon isn't here to tell us how crap it is.

I'm going for a preemptive FAIL!

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Who is the mystery sixth member of LulzSec?

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Re: Just goes to show

All your BitCoins are belong to us.

Now, off to Silk Road with you for some shenanigans!!!

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Steve JOBS finally DEFEATS the PC - from BEYOND THE GRAVE

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Meh

Re: but which has the bigger installed base

You beat me to it.

I upgrade my system every 2-3 years rather than buy a new PC.

Who seriously buys a new PC every year?

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Brits' phone tracking, web history touted to cops: The TRUTH

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Trollface

Re: Its not very anonymous is it..

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING?!?

My career as an MP is over.

:(

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40,000 Chinese workers say low-cost iPhone coming soon

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Re: I'm sure Tim Cook needs another bonus

...and Bills 500,000 ($23m) shares in Monsanto who are destroying the planet with their poisoned GM Crops.

Yeah, he's a real stand up guy.

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'Hotmail, since you changed to Outlook, you've been a massive pr**k'

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Microshaft... the plot you have lost.

Winblows 8 - DIRE!

Outlook - A shabby version of gmail.

Skype - Can't stand it!!! WTF was wrong with Messenger???

Office 2013 - One system wonder subscription model with no new features of note.

If self-destruction is Microsofts game-plan. Then, they're doing it right.

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Obama orders gov data must be 'open and machine-readable'

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Re: Riiiiiiiiiiiight

'transparent'

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/may/04/telephone-calls-recorded-fbi-boston

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Coke? Windows 8 is Microsoft's 'Vista moment'. Again

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Re: Alternating Succuess

I had to re-read, I thought you were describing Star Trek movies.

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BitTorrent goes straight (to email hell) with 'Bundles'

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Trollface

YAR!!!

You are currently downloading 'Game of Thrones - Season 3'

If you provide a valid email address we'll send you a FREE court date.

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Google's Euro antitrust offer: Fine! We'll link to our search rivals

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FAIL

We'll thcream and thcream and thcream 'till we're thick...

So, Google came up with an excellent search algorithm, developed it, advertised it, gained the trust (to an extent) of it's user base and climbed to the top of it's class while all the other search providers scoffed and sat on their laurels.

Now, when these former giants of the internet search world are pathetic shadows of their former selves, they think it's unfair that Google advertises the products it built on it it's own success.

This is a real 'toys-out-of-pram' moment.

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Your phone may not be spying on you now - BUT it soon will be

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Joke

Re: Smash it with a hammer now, it's the only way to be sure.

I missed the the first bit and only read 'it's the only way to be sure.'

Regrettable, I nuked the entire site from orbit.

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Google's teeny UK tax bill 'just not right', thunders senior MP

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Re: Can we check one thing?

Trust fund to avoid inheritance tax?

Isn't that standard practice now?

My wife and I are in the process of doing the same, we refuse to let any government profit from our death as they have from our life.

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