126 posts • joined Thursday 3rd March 2011 12:16 GMT
Re: Now broadband, the customers and the owner
I've always considered the *real* terrorists to be America itself.
Re: Time for a new credit card firm?
You get my like for the irony.
I! Miss! The! Exclamation! Marks! On! Yahoo! Posts!
Re: Unapproved leaks shall be prosecuted to the full extent of my law!
Dear Sir, You win the internet.
Malware on Chinese made device?
Re: Here's an idea
Themes in iOS7??? You crazy man!!!
You can't even change the voicemail number on their overpriced junk, and you want themes???
Send that man into the corner with a jailbreak.
If the NSA want to know my high score on Candy Crush Saga... let them!
I have them beaten and they know it!!!
You seemed to be a little confused here, Matt.
WinPho8 does not switch much the same as the new app switching in iOS7.
The new app switching in iOS7 works in much the same as WinPho8.
There, fixed it for you.
Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention
And if you bored with it...
It doubles up as a handy Wine Cooler...
He has sinister eyes. Darker Doctor required.
Black, female and enough to satisfy BBC 'Murica... my choice would be Sweet Brown.
'Daleks? Sweet Baby Jesus. Ain't nobody got time 'fo that.'
Re: nah mate
Bizarrely, it's now called CIF not JIF.
A genuine Windows topic and Eadon isn't here to tell us how crap it is.
I'm going for a preemptive FAIL!
Re: but which has the bigger installed base
You beat me to it.
I upgrade my system every 2-3 years rather than buy a new PC.
Who seriously buys a new PC every year?
Re: Its not very anonymous is it..
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING?!?
My career as an MP is over.
Re: I'm sure Tim Cook needs another bonus
...and Bills 500,000 ($23m) shares in Monsanto who are destroying the planet with their poisoned GM Crops.
Yeah, he's a real stand up guy.
Microshaft... the plot you have lost.
Winblows 8 - DIRE!
Outlook - A shabby version of gmail.
Skype - Can't stand it!!! WTF was wrong with Messenger???
Office 2013 - One system wonder subscription model with no new features of note.
If self-destruction is Microsofts game-plan. Then, they're doing it right.
Re: Alternating Succuess
I had to re-read, I thought you were describing Star Trek movies.
You are currently downloading 'Game of Thrones - Season 3'
If you provide a valid email address we'll send you a FREE court date.
We'll thcream and thcream and thcream 'till we're thick...
So, Google came up with an excellent search algorithm, developed it, advertised it, gained the trust (to an extent) of it's user base and climbed to the top of it's class while all the other search providers scoffed and sat on their laurels.
Now, when these former giants of the internet search world are pathetic shadows of their former selves, they think it's unfair that Google advertises the products it built on it it's own success.
This is a real 'toys-out-of-pram' moment.
Re: Smash it with a hammer now, it's the only way to be sure.
I missed the the first bit and only read 'it's the only way to be sure.'
Regrettable, I nuked the entire site from orbit.
Re: Can we check one thing?
Trust fund to avoid inheritance tax?
Isn't that standard practice now?
My wife and I are in the process of doing the same, we refuse to let any government profit from our death as they have from our life.
'soon we will be in a police state!!!!'
Regrettably due to the cutback and restructuring of the police force, we would more likely be a Community Support Officer State.
Well, that's enough information from the blog...
I'm for jumping in a car with a couple of mates, nipping down the the GeoLocation and confronting Plumpy with some intimidating behavior and greater numbers, before recovering myself a shiny new MacBook for immediate wiping and resale on eBay.
DRINKS ARE ON ME LADS!!!
Re: Nice, but..
Is it really invasion of privacy though?
It is, after all, his laptop.
Surely he can access his own property as and when he sees fit?
Would love to see Film4 pick this up.
What gives ANY company the right...
...to tell us what what we can and cannot do with a product we have purchased and own outright?
Getting real sick of big business telling us that it may be ours, but we have to do what they say.
May I be the first to say...
"At the event it announced two easy-to-use and lightweight (50g) personal training strap-ons."
Re: Uh... No.
But the one Archimedes created was unique in the sense it had rounded corners.
Re: Let us not forget the Perfumed Garden
...and a non industry standard connector.
If Archimedes was an ancient Steve Jobs, all of his accomplishments would be based on other peoples work.
Atheist. So technically incorrect.
This is a copy and paste, because I have popcorn in the microwave...
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It is time for us to recognize as a society that there is no such thing as an atheist. Let me help you understand why this is the case.
Do you believe in Leprechauns? Probably not, because Leprechauns are imaginary. Yes, there are lots of books, movies and fairy tales dealing with Leprechauns. People talk about Leprechauns all the time. Leprechauns even have a popular brand of breakfast cereal. But that does not mean that Leprechauns exist.
We know that Leprechauns are imaginary. Why? Because there is no evidence for their existence. Despite all the publicity Leprechauns get, normal people dismiss storybook creatures like Leprechauns as myths, and rightly so.
If you do not believe in Leprechauns, what are you? Are you an aleprechaunist? Of course not. You are normal. People who do not believe in Leprechauns are completely normal.
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"A 'final' office action does not signal the end of reexamination at the USPTO, much less the end of consideration of the patentability of the claims under reexamination. Rather, 'finality' is primarily a procedural construct that limits the right to amend claims and introduce evidence as a matter of right in reexamination."
Da Fuq did I just read?
Do they have The Architect from the Matrix working for them?
If so, I'm taking both pills... and grabbing some popcorn.
Chrome > IE6
The business I work for, (large worldwide insurance company) has ditched IE6 for everything but our intranet. Chrome is installed for everything else.
Isn't that like...
'Although our lasagnes state they contain beef, customers should expect 'moderate' amounts of horse."
Re: Somewhere in the West, in a dimly lit government bunker...
Re: Good on him
The app isn't that great IMO.
But I agree. Good on him!!!
That'll upset the Apple Cart(el)
Looks like Macs have finally grown in enough numbers to warrant the attention of the evilnet.
I'm betting this will put paid to the ancient 'we don't get viruses' boast so often chimed by the minority.
American Intelligence - That old contradiction.
They finally caught him from a FaceBook update which read...
"Heading back to China with more secrets from those US Capitalist Dogs. LOL!"
...and the fact he was carrying a dangerous looking bottle of mineral water.
The other evidence was circumstantial and missed by the authorities on several occasions.
Riiiiiiiight. Because their delivery drivers need more efficient routes to deliver cans of Coke.
Not mapping military installations at all. No sir, not us.
Re: Or worse?
I agree. I picked up 2x Huawei Ascend G300 running Gingerbread for the Kids at Christmas.
Less than £100 each, upgraded both to official ICS and in many benchmarks outperforms kit twice it's price.
Even an old HTC Desire running Evervolv ICS still cuts the mustard as a decent Android Phone.
(once you sort out extending the system memory to an SD partitiion)
The wife's Samsung Fit I'm planning to upgrade shortly will probably have similar results.
You most certainly can teach on old phone new tricks.
I got a letter from VM yesterday warning about potential problems with a 115V PSU for my StupidHub.
It informs me to unplug the StupidHub, call them and they'll send me a new PSU.
Did anyone else get one too, or is this just their way of relieving network congestion by getting us all to disconnect?
I just had one.
Will have to torrent it when it's ripped.
Otherwise I'd have to buy an X-Box and a Live account as well as the movie itself to watch it.
Films like this kill the industry!
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