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Daring danger-drone dives into VOLCANIC eruption – what happens next has to be seen

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Trollface

All it was missing...

...was a couple of Jedi beating the crap out of each other.

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Apple to grieving sons: NO, you cannot have access to your dead mum's iPad

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Re: New market.

BRILLIANT!!! You could have rows upon rows of iDevices in the iDead Mausoleum, constantly looping slideshows of their dead owner with a holographic Steve Jobs as your guide.

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First China banned Bitcoin. Now its crooks are using malware to steal traders' wallets

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Hello Friend!

I am Prince Nabunzi Kamadaria, sovereign of the Made-Up Zafini Province and I need your help to transfer some BitCoins out of my country due to a civil uprising...

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HALF of all Bitcoin-investing Winklevoss twins predict $400bn market for the currency

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Alert

How to give something value...

"It's worth something, because we say it is."

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'New' document shows how US forces carriers to allow snooping

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Mushroom

Re: Now broadband, the customers and the owner

I've always considered the *real* terrorists to be America itself.

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Mastercard and Visa block payments to Swedish VPN firms

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Re: Time for a new credit card firm?

You get my like for the irony.

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Yahoo! announces last hurrah of ancient AltaVista search

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Unhappy

!!!

I! Miss! The! Exclamation! Marks! On! Yahoo! Posts!

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Retired 4-star general probed over Stuxnet details leak - report

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Re: Unapproved leaks shall be prosecuted to the full extent of my law!

Dear Sir, You win the internet.

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WarGames IMSAI machine for sale (again)

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Mushroom

Re: I used to own one of those

Not to North Koren, I hope.

This stuff is state of the art to them!!!

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Blind activist Chen given spyware-laden iPad and iPhone

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Trollface

Malware on Chinese made device?

IMPOSSIBRU!!!

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3D printers now emitting merged manufacturers

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Iron Man Armor

'nuff said.

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Apple: iOS7 dayglo Barbie makeover is UNFINISHED - report

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Joke

Re: Here's an idea

Themes in iOS7??? You crazy man!!!

You can't even change the voicemail number on their overpriced junk, and you want themes???

Send that man into the corner with a jailbreak.

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Facebook, Microsoft beg Feds: Let us tell users what YOU asked for...

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Joke

More transparency!!!

If the NSA want to know my high score on Candy Crush Saga... let them!

I have them beaten and they know it!!!

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Interwebs taunt Sir Jony over Apple eye candy makeover

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Re: Really?

You seemed to be a little confused here, Matt.

WinPho8 does not switch much the same as the new app switching in iOS7.

The new app switching in iOS7 works in much the same as WinPho8.

There, fixed it for you.

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Whoever recently showed us the secret documents: Do get in touch

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Go

Hmmmm...

Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention

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MacBook Air now uses PCIe flash... but who'd Apple buy it from?

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Trollface

And if you bored with it...

It doubles up as a handy Wine Cooler...

http://www.maxwellandwilliams.co.uk/store/GZ0150-mw-bar-double-wall-wine-cooler-20cm/

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Who should play the next Doctor? Nominations needed!

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Hugh Laurie

He has sinister eyes. Darker Doctor required.

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Doctor Who? 12th incarnation sought after Matt Smith quits

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Joke

My choice...

Black, female and enough to satisfy BBC 'Murica... my choice would be Sweet Brown.

'Daleks? Sweet Baby Jesus. Ain't nobody got time 'fo that.'

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FLABBER-JASTED: It's 'jif', NOT '.gif', says man who should know

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Re: nah mate

Bizarrely, it's now called CIF not JIF.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cif

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Biz bods: Tile-tastic Windows 8? NOOO. We lust after 'mature' Win 7

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Trollface

A genuine Windows topic and Eadon isn't here to tell us how crap it is.

I'm going for a preemptive FAIL!

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Who is the mystery sixth member of LulzSec?

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Re: Just goes to show

All your BitCoins are belong to us.

Now, off to Silk Road with you for some shenanigans!!!

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Steve JOBS finally DEFEATS the PC - from BEYOND THE GRAVE

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Meh

Re: but which has the bigger installed base

You beat me to it.

I upgrade my system every 2-3 years rather than buy a new PC.

Who seriously buys a new PC every year?

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Brits' phone tracking, web history touted to cops: The TRUTH

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Trollface

Re: Its not very anonymous is it..

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING?!?

My career as an MP is over.

:(

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40,000 Chinese workers say low-cost iPhone coming soon

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Re: I'm sure Tim Cook needs another bonus

...and Bills 500,000 ($23m) shares in Monsanto who are destroying the planet with their poisoned GM Crops.

Yeah, he's a real stand up guy.

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'Hotmail, since you changed to Outlook, you've been a massive pr**k'

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Microshaft... the plot you have lost.

Winblows 8 - DIRE!

Outlook - A shabby version of gmail.

Skype - Can't stand it!!! WTF was wrong with Messenger???

Office 2013 - One system wonder subscription model with no new features of note.

If self-destruction is Microsofts game-plan. Then, they're doing it right.

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Obama orders gov data must be 'open and machine-readable'

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Re: Riiiiiiiiiiiight

'transparent'

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/may/04/telephone-calls-recorded-fbi-boston

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Coke? Windows 8 is Microsoft's 'Vista moment'. Again

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Re: Alternating Succuess

I had to re-read, I thought you were describing Star Trek movies.

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BitTorrent goes straight (to email hell) with 'Bundles'

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Trollface

YAR!!!

You are currently downloading 'Game of Thrones - Season 3'

If you provide a valid email address we'll send you a FREE court date.

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Google's Euro antitrust offer: Fine! We'll link to our search rivals

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FAIL

We'll thcream and thcream and thcream 'till we're thick...

So, Google came up with an excellent search algorithm, developed it, advertised it, gained the trust (to an extent) of it's user base and climbed to the top of it's class while all the other search providers scoffed and sat on their laurels.

Now, when these former giants of the internet search world are pathetic shadows of their former selves, they think it's unfair that Google advertises the products it built on it it's own success.

This is a real 'toys-out-of-pram' moment.

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Your phone may not be spying on you now - BUT it soon will be

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Joke

Re: Smash it with a hammer now, it's the only way to be sure.

I missed the the first bit and only read 'it's the only way to be sure.'

Regrettable, I nuked the entire site from orbit.

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Google's teeny UK tax bill 'just not right', thunders senior MP

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Re: Can we check one thing?

Trust fund to avoid inheritance tax?

Isn't that standard practice now?

My wife and I are in the process of doing the same, we refuse to let any government profit from our death as they have from our life.

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ICO probes Home Office refusal to reveal Snooper's Charter details

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Joke

O'RLY?

'soon we will be in a police state!!!!'

Regrettably due to the cutback and restructuring of the police force, we would more likely be a Community Support Officer State.

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Game designer spills beans on chubby-fancying chap with his stolen Mac

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Joke

Well, that's enough information from the blog...

I'm for jumping in a car with a couple of mates, nipping down the the GeoLocation and confronting Plumpy with some intimidating behavior and greater numbers, before recovering myself a shiny new MacBook for immediate wiping and resale on eBay.

DRINKS ARE ON ME LADS!!!

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Happy

Re: Nice, but..

Is it really invasion of privacy though?

It is, after all, his laptop.

Surely he can access his own property as and when he sees fit?

Would love to see Film4 pick this up.

SO funny.

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Google Glass will SELF-DESTRUCT if flogged on eBay

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Mushroom

What gives ANY company the right...

...to tell us what what we can and cannot do with a product we have purchased and own outright?

Getting real sick of big business telling us that it may be ours, but we have to do what they say.

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TomTom brandishes new strap-on in Amsterdam: The wristnav

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Joke

May I be the first to say...

"At the event it announced two easy-to-use and lightweight (50g) personal training strap-ons."

Ooo-er missus!!!

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Move over, Mythbusters: Was Archimedes an ancient STEVE JOBS?

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Re: Uh... No.

But the one Archimedes created was unique in the sense it had rounded corners.

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FAIL

Re: Let us not forget the Perfumed Garden

...and a non industry standard connector.

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Trollface

Uh... No.

If Archimedes was an ancient Steve Jobs, all of his accomplishments would be based on other peoples work.

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Android FOUND ON TABLETS inscribed with WORD OF GOD

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Trollface

Atheist. So technically incorrect.

This is a copy and paste, because I have popcorn in the microwave...

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It is time for us to recognize as a society that there is no such thing as an atheist. Let me help you understand why this is the case.

Do you believe in Leprechauns? Probably not, because Leprechauns are imaginary. Yes, there are lots of books, movies and fairy tales dealing with Leprechauns. People talk about Leprechauns all the time. Leprechauns even have a popular brand of breakfast cereal. But that does not mean that Leprechauns exist.

We know that Leprechauns are imaginary. Why? Because there is no evidence for their existence. Despite all the publicity Leprechauns get, normal people dismiss storybook creatures like Leprechauns as myths, and rightly so.

If you do not believe in Leprechauns, what are you? Are you an aleprechaunist? Of course not. You are normal. People who do not believe in Leprechauns are completely normal.

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/no-atheists.htm

--- snip ---

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Major blow for Apple: 'Bounce back' patent bounced back by USPTO

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Trollface

Wait, whut?

"A 'final' office action does not signal the end of reexamination at the USPTO, much less the end of consideration of the patentability of the claims under reexamination. Rather, 'finality' is primarily a procedural construct that limits the right to amend claims and introduce evidence as a matter of right in reexamination."

Da Fuq did I just read?

Do they have The Architect from the Matrix working for them?

If so, I'm taking both pills... and grabbing some popcorn.

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If Google got a haircut, a tie and a suit, would it be Microsoft?

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Chrome > IE6

The business I work for, (large worldwide insurance company) has ditched IE6 for everything but our intranet. Chrome is installed for everything else.

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ASA says 'unlimited' broadband can have 'moderate' limits on it

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Trollface

Isn't that like...

'Although our lasagnes state they contain beef, customers should expect 'moderate' amounts of horse."

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South Korea data-wipe malware spread by patching system

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Trollface

Re: Somewhere in the West, in a dimly lit government bunker...

'Muricans.

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Yahoo! makes Brit teen app maker VERY RICH with Summly buy

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Re: Good on him

The app isn't that great IMO.

But I agree. Good on him!!!

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Adware-flinging Yontoo yahoos target Mac users: You like trailers, right fanboi?

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Devil

That'll upset the Apple Cart(el)

Looks like Macs have finally grown in enough numbers to warrant the attention of the evilnet.

I'm betting this will put paid to the ancient 'we don't get viruses' boast so often chimed by the minority.

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Feds cuff ex-NASA boffin at airport amid state-secret leak scare

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American Intelligence - That old contradiction.

They finally caught him from a FaceBook update which read...

"Heading back to China with more secrets from those US Capitalist Dogs. LOL!"

...and the fact he was carrying a dangerous looking bottle of mineral water.

The other evidence was circumstantial and missed by the authorities on several occasions.

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Coca Cola in the dock over illegal China GPS map claims

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Mushroom

'Logistics'

Riiiiiiiight. Because their delivery drivers need more efficient routes to deliver cans of Coke.

Not mapping military installations at all. No sir, not us.

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