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* Posts by tim

9 posts • joined 7 Jun 2007

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tim
Black Helicopters

blk helis

the reason none of those " you're slipping" related remarks were made is obvo... black helicopters are investigating, questions are being advanced to the locals , and the usual suspects have been half-inched all round.

mustn't appear too knowledgeable you know. bad for business , that.

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Spam DDoS assault cuts off south Pacific state

tim
Black Helicopters

actually...

even bikini itself is low-background underwater. you can actually scuba in the main bays and "bowls" safely. the abovewater has some metallic "hotspots" but has "cooled" to fairly safe levels. Discovery or nat geo did an article on it several years back. most of the fallout has been washed, swept , and deep-buried by ol' ma nature over the years since any of those lil' bangs last went off. you can even dive around the wrecks. ....and the place "starting with k" is also the site of a cruiser and destroyer escort running gun battle from when us forces closed with the jap fleet and sank many tons of jap warships and miscellaneous support craft with moderate losses of their own. all make for great dives... in addition to that, the prinz eugen was being towed back from the bikini area, and turned turtle off "the k place" where you can see it's aft keel jutting out of the water. recently, someone managed to filch the massive props off it's arse without getting caught. Brass for bronze,no?

BLACK CHOPPERS OF DOOM because some moron will think secrets are involved regarding a widely public-published location that's been on newspaper front pages and in dozens of books and magazines during it's naval,nasa,airforce, and special interest group affiliations! :0

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AT&T giveth free Jesus Phone WiFi

tim
IT Angle

but where's the

angle? >>snerk<< well, there you have it. starbucks+ianything is pretty much a targeted demographic. hey... remember copla years ago when some turkish sheep fell off a cliff and some godawfully huge number of other sheep followed them [ reported in el reg, natch]? yep. it's like that.

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How an app called WarmTouch nailed a grenade-stockpiling cyber extortionist

tim
Pirate

the improved version "hotspanker" :

this is the new version being currently field-tested in the middle east theatres for further worldwide deployment by the new world government collectively known as the U.N.. the flying drones and crawling gun platforms, as well as the emplaced turret systems , are enjoying a greater degree of efficacy in targeting suitable fleshsacks that are designated as "eliminable"; by utilising the warmtouch/vista derived integrated targeting software that has been loaded into their processing shells.

expect to see it in your yard soon :]-

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Facebook sues Canadian smut firm over hacking

tim
Black Helicopters

zooiiiingggg!!!!!!!!

me thinks th'reg is trying to say that the public will view the attempt as the act, believing that the attack must have been successful,else why prosecute?

publicity , good or bad , affects public image. jonny mnemonic q public will hear: "###### #### prosecute ###### hacked facebook ##### personal data ################################[ illegal actions by porn co.]########### [names] ############# second time#########"

and think " omigod! like, i'm totally screwed because facebook is so , like, insecure!"

result: more bad press..............bitch.

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Brit workers: The Xmas skive starts today

tim
Black Helicopters

christmas SHUTDOWN.....

yah. we shutdown the whole box on xmas for a WEEK. but...if ya wannna work , even part of it... it's overtime. 40hrs ot anybody? not usually. 16-24hrs mebbe. just for money and masochisms sake... oh... but anyone ranking group leader and above won't be there? nniiiice...

count me in...

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BOFH: Friday madness

tim
Black Helicopters

why wait to 14:45?

'ere lads, 'ave a shufty at a lucky lad! me bosses are of the 'pinion that fridays are splendid for all god's creatures. and our day ends at NOON accordingly. so, whilst kicking and knocking back for some time , i finally view the reg only to find m'self privileged for once to work in a maze-like works cobbled together in a '20's manufactory where my bosses are odd, but nice.

sympathies to the rest of you for this and any friday... i'll be the one at the pub with a comfy buzz, and one of the best seats!

oh , and i do "rise of the machines" work too!

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'Hush drive' hand-launch spybot for US special ops

tim

2kg every 20m per bird?

that could be a reasonable way to mini-chute or drop ammo to a pinned mate, or a coupla trauma packs, etc......

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Paris Hilton released for 'medical reasons'

tim

please let this be the final post on the subject netwide....

if you don't know who she is... you are blessed.

if you do know who she is... you're obviously in hell [ eternal suffering results].

if you care about what happened...how can you not be disgusted by the all-inclusive shite regarding everything she is/has done?

no clue who said it,mind, but it's apropos... "the boat sank, get over it"

it may be a ref to the titanic, but it works.

too bad the media is so lazy they can't find any real news, and need trulls to headline their industry.

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