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One step closer to ROBOT BUTLERS: Dyson flashes vid of VACUUM SUCKER bot

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Re: I bought a Dyson - wouldn't get another one...

Was it in the last place you looked for it?

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End of buttons? Apple looks to patent animating iPhone sidewalls

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Re: No, nothing like Youm

"Youm only showed a display wrapped around the edge. No haptics, no virtual buttons, nothing like that."

Looking at the pictures, I'd have to disagree, on the buttons, at least. I see lots of icons positioned on that roll-off part of the screen and I think I even saw a scroller in one pic. You could say an icon is different from a button, but I say if you press it to do something, I hear it quacking.

Besides, in the realm of obviousness, who'da thunk a screen curving over the edge of a phone could be incorporated with a touchscreen to be used for various inputs!? How innovative!!!

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NYC, LA mayors hammer Comcast-Time Warner Cable merger

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“We look forward

to working with the mayors of New York and Los Angeles as the regulatory review process proceeds..."

...once the deal is approved, screw 'em!

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Pedals and wheel in that Google robo-car or it's off the road – Cali DMV

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All I have to say is Egg freckles

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Microsoft: We plan to CLEAN UP this here Windows Store town

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Re: Why on God's green earth......

Never had to deal with iTunes, but I did at one time have to put up with Quicktime on Windows.

That's a nightmare I'm glad is over.

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Hello, police, El Reg here. Are we a bunch of terrorists now?

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That would only be a serious of offense if you planned to jay walk...

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Cargo truck crammed with garbage explodes IN SPAAAAACE

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Re: Return in just such a fireball?

I thought exactly the same thing! Have a upvote

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Premier League wants to PURGE ALL FOOTIE GIFs from social media

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Re: Next....

No need. We will be registering them for you.

If you have questions or concerns about your public submissions bill, please contact...

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Dolby Atmos is coming home and it sounds amazing

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" when rain falls, all your senses tell you you’re in for a soaking"

Simmer down there, Skippy. Since this is an audio system, I believe that's just your ears (and possibly your butt) talking to you. Other senses need not apply.

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The internet just BROKE under its own weight – we explain how

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I wonder how gramma is going to feel about managing all the IPv6 addresses she needs in her new IoT™ populated home without NAT?

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US cyber-army's cyber-warriors 'cyber-humiliated by cyber-civvies in cyber-games'

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Re: Maybe they have the wrong concept?

"There are so many ways to attack a network that it is very unlikely that anyone can know them all and, frankly, the attacker only needs one success while the defender can stop thousands of attacks but fails if there is one discovered vulnerability that is exploited."

And that is why my sympathy goes out to Infosec! It's a thankless job that will eventually land you in the doghouse even if you were 99.999% correct.

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Re: How about the NSA?

They'd compete but then they'd have to kill everyone.

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Android banking apps vulnerable to cash theft by CAS hole hackers

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Is there a list?

"Users should avoid using the vulnerable apps, which were built using Apache Cordova up to version 3.5.0, until they have been updated to squash the bug."

Why certainly, I'll get right on that. Which apps would those be again? So sorry that I don't know precisely what frameworks have been used to develop what apps on my phone...

Reports like these are great for FUD, but not so great for solutions.

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Cut price Android on steroids: OnePlus One – should we look gift horse in the gob?

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And I really think this is a missed opportunity. If the cover is removable (even with difficulty), why not make the battery removable? I have 2 spare batteries for my GS4 which I almost never use, but I'm sure glad I have them on that rare occasion when I need them.

As to the SD card, Google keeps making it harder to use those things. I certainly wish they'd stop that. I really think they need to crawl out of their Silicon Valley Ivory Tower and see how useful the "cloud" is when you get away from the city. Besides, I'm a Luddite and I don't want to put my files where I don't have control of them.

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PEAK LANDFILL: Why tablet gloom is good news for Windows users

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@Rampant Spaniel re: "You can already do this. You can even get battery powered screens that hook up via mhl."

You can, but not all your apps will work as expected, though this is, AFAIK, mainly limited to media apps. Some apps just won't run or at least won't stream video if they detect an HDMI connection (Hulu) while others try to do something fancy with the "second screen" (YouTube). Again, this is all just artifice to try and protect revenues for the content providers. It's silly at this point when you can get a full-fledged Wintel (ok, atom but still) PC in an 8-inch (or less) form factor that has none of the restrictions put on mobile OSes.

@Pascal Monett re: Yet today, the PC is king

I don't know what world you live in, but in the one I see, the PC retains it's crown in the workplace at the very least. While you may see some tablets and such running around to meetings and on the go, there's still a PC or laptop on virtually every desk in the corporate world.

The King may be dying, but he's not dead quite yet.

@ Brewster's Angle Grinder re: "...why bother with a laptop- or desktop-sized 'dock' for your mobile phone? Why not just own another device?"

Why pay for another computing device when the one in your hand can accomplish everything you need? And accomplish it without all the grinding to the cloud (which may fail you at the most inopportune time). The dock need not be desktop or even laptop sized. If there's a screen handy, it need only be the size of a keyboard (you pick the size keys you're comfortable with).

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"The future might be laptop + phone..."

No, although I know most of you refuse to believe it, the fact is that the future is phone, period.

There is currently no technical reason why a phone cannot be connected to a larger screen, a keyboard, a mouse, etc. The barriers to this scenario are all artifices, built primarily to protect media interests. Eliminate those barriers and you have a platform that could handle the productivity needs of at least 80% of today's market (those that do email, internet and an office suite). As the power of the processors grows (as it is at an astounding rate), the platform will cover the needs of more and more of the market until the idea even of lugging an ultrabook around (and having to deal with what files or documents are on what device) will seem absurd.

At the moment, phones and tablets are considered toys. Phones get less of that moniker because they are useful as communications devices, but neither is considered a viable platform to get "real" work done. Looking back in history, the exact same argument was made about the PC (though in that case, it was the lack of power, not the interface that drove that point of view). Yet today, the PC is king, ruling over both the home and the workplace. Phones and tablets are powerful enough and can eliminate the need for an additional computing device and that's all that's required to start a revolution.

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ICANN can't hand over Iran's internet, bomb victims told

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Re: A fine idea

"I don't think the USA wants to dip its toe into who 'owns' TLDs."

Actually, I doubt the USA much cares about that fight. ".us" is very much a second-class citizen on the internet. The bulk of US domains use the generic TLDs (.com, .net, etc). Even the government uses .gov and the military .mil.

That being said, this suit is pointless and shows a profound ignorance of how the internet works. Domain names are just pointers to IP numbers. The IP number is the actual address, it's just hard for people to remember.

So, even if these people managed to win their case, the net result would most likely be that Iran would "balkanize" their network using their own naming convention. I doubt they'd even hesitate since it would serve their censorship goals quite well. Thus the floodgates would open to geographic partitioning of the Internet.

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OKCupid: OK, STUPID, YES we set you up with BAD DATES. On purpose

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from the dept of redundancy dept...

"Yes, it seems we really are that shallow, it seems."

Pedantry served...

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Vote now for LOHAN's stirring mission patch motto

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Re: Ða Heofenas Beacnian

But I thought the SPB was in Spain...

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Microsoft: We're making ONE TRUE WINDOWS to rule us all

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@ P. Lee Re: One OS

"Different form factors and screen sizes mandate completely different ways of interacting with an app. In short, even if you did make one OS/kernel/architecture to rule them all, people wouldn't want to run a desktop app on a phone."

Completely different? No. Different, yes but, for most apps, you are still trying to present the same data and gather the same responses, regardless of the form factor. The difference is the how. If you look at the MVC development model, the Model and it's interface to the View and Controller can and should be consistent across all platforms, only the user facing elements of the View and Controller need to change. There will be cases where the platform will dictate variances in the functionality of the app, but that should not require a completely different OS framework. Any API not involved in UI should be the same regardless of platform.

"The upshot is, you still need different app development skills for different form factors, even if the OS were the same."

You should not need different skills, just a different philosophy for the various platforms.

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Re: One OS

What you're talking about is chrome. Not Google's browser, but decorations.

Yes, there should be different interfaces for different platforms; touch doesn't work well in desktop environments and a mouse would be funny on a phone. But that doesn't mean the underlying libraries which drive the data to those interfaces can't use a unified API across platforms which would reduce development time for all of them.

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Oh girl, you jus' didn't: Level 3 slaps Verizon in Netflix throttle blowup

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Re: More ports is still the wrong answer

"The only real solution is to decouple cables from service, as we do here in the UK"

I think that's the real long term solution. Haven't we reached the point in our modern technological society where internet networks should be treated like the roads we drive on? Despite the recent trend towards privatization of a small portion of the US's highways, if the entire highway infrastructure were handed to corporations, the pitchforks would come out en masse!

Yet, here we are, being slowly bled by private entities in order to get access to the internet, all because, as pointed out above, the cables are monopolized.

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WiGag war: Tiny low-power chip promises mobes 4.6Gbps Wi-Fi

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Austin, huh?

Well, I guess they're well positioned to sue the pant off everyone!

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ALIEN BODY FOUND ON MARS: Curiosity rover snaps extraterrestrial

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That's not a rock...

it's just an old tarp someone left lying around in the Wyoming desert.

...'cause we've never been to the Moon.

...and we've never been to Mars.

(Hey! where'd the black helicopter go!?)

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Elon Musk GIVES UP ON SEX: He'll make do with a 'cheap' Tesla III instead

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Just leave it 3

All the l33t kids will know what s3x means!

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Listen: WORST EVER customer service call – Comcast is 'very embarrassed'

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Re: Three

I have six words for idiots like this:

"May I speak to your supervisor."

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Satya Nadella: Microsoft's new man presses all the old buttons in LONG memo

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Re: Translations.

More likely, it means:

"We're on the cusp of throwing out even more of the features you've come to depend on over the years in Windows and Office. We might even make Windows Server completely unrecognizable!"

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Get ready for LAYOFFS: Nadella's coma-inducing memo, with subtitles

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Re: HONESTLY?

Yeah, honestly, I can't believe they're using that as their tag.

So, what, I have to be brave to try Windows?

Oy! pass.

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Snowden leaks latest: NSA, FBI g-men spied on Muslim-American chiefs

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Re: Don Jefe Muslim president

"Obama was exclusively raised by his well educated white mother and his white family. Although he hung out with African American people in his later developmental life, he was essentially a white boy in a coffee coloured skin wigh African American mates.

Even his "roots" differ vastly from African Americans. Obama's black genes are from Kenya whereas the slaves that made up the African American gene pool are from the west coast of Africa - almost entirely different culturally almost no slave history"

Oh, yes, and all of that was at the forefront of the minds of everyone who elected him president. I'm sure everyone's first thought was: "just how black is he?"

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'Ribbed' for your pleasure: Jony Ive unveils NAKED IPHONE

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"Transparent aluminium is an internet meme that's a complete misunderstanding of a research paper..."

Um...or it's a reference to Star Trek IV?

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Siri, did we just take a hit in that voice-recog patent fight?

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I went searching for more information on Zhizhen ...

...and Google asked if I meant 指针.

I dunno. Did I?

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Xiaomi: Hidden Android dragon is growing fast, despite being unknown in the West

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Re: Strategy makes sense....

"looks like they're not innovating much yet, just churning out me-too phones"

And that's likely the way it will be for quite some time. It's the PC market all over again. Their innovation will be that they can do what the big boys do for 2/3rds or even 1/2 the price.

They'll pout about the derivative accusations all the way to the bank.

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And now for someone completely brilliant: Stephen Hawking to join Monty Python on stage

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US next?

Maybe a reprise of the Hollywood Bowl? Please? Pretty Please!?

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Own goal as World Cup Wi-Fi passwords spilled in newspaper snap

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Re: Cameras in a secure environment

I'd say given the nature of the World Cup, and the media attention surrounding it, the real question is:

What idiot in a security firm(!) thought it would be a good idea to make a billboard out of secured wi-fi credentials?

If you don't know there are going to be cameras absolutely everywhere at an international sporting event, you have no business trying to secure the event.

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Google, Microsoft to add remote KILL switch to phones

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Re: correlation vs causation

Yeah, I just have a really hard time believing the specificity of the report as quoted in the article. It sounds like thieves are running around checking phones and saying to themselves "Nope, don't steal that one, it's an iPhone. Yep, grab that one, it's a Samsung." I just have a really hard time believing that scenario. I'm sure there's a little of it going on, but surely not enough to show these levels as causality.

Even if there is some causal relation, might it just be a temporary drop as the underground adjusts to the new reality?

Add to that the recent spate of ransomware attacks against this very iPhone feature and I still think this is a poorly executed knee-jerk reaction to the problem which is going to come back to bite us all in new and unforeseen ways.

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Bloke squeezes Apple's boules, predicts millions of iPhone 6s, iWatches

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Re: I wonder how many he owns?

It's not your Apple shares that will benefit from this analysis. How many shares you got in GT Advanced Technologies?

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Google, Red Hat, Ubuntu, Parallels bet on virtualization's surprising successor

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Re: Back to the Future

One clarification on my OP. I never meant to credit Microsoft with the rise of hypervisors in the modern datacenter. All of the statements in my little timeline after the opening MS fanfare were meant to come from the mouths of IT managers. I think it's Microsoft's fault we needed them but, as mentioned elsewhere, they were pretty late to the party with an offering.

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@BlueGreen re:"One bad application..."

Oh, I am quite sure of that part. That was very much the experience of most IT departments in the days of NT 3.51 and 4.0. It is why single application servers are the norm these days, which was not Microsoft's original vision for their server OS.

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Back to the Future

This isn't my area of expertise, but this looks more like a modernization of Big Iron implementations from before the rise of the Wintel server than a "burgeoning technology."

I've always blamed Microsoft for this whole virtualization thing. As I remember, it went something like this:

Here, use our new Windows Servers. They can do everything those big machines do for a fraction of the cost!

Whoops! One bad application can bluescreen a server, taking all applications on it down. We better only put one application on a server to protect ourselves.

Wow, our servers are severely underutilized!

Hey, here's an idea: How about we create "virtual machines," so each application thinks it's alone, but it's actually sharing resources. We'll need a new OS to handle all that.

So, we end up with a much more complex datacenter environment than we would have had if Microsoft had paid attention to the big boys (at the time) in the first place.

Oh, and Microsoft gets to sell more server licenses.

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Apple is KILLING OFF BONKING, cries mobe research dude

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"The one thing I really want is Google Wallet here in the UK, so that I can attach all my cards to it and then just use my mobile."

What a great idea! Put all your financial data in one place so the hackers get one stop shopping!

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YOU - NASA. Enough with the ROBOTS, get some PEOPLE to MARS

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Do we really need to go now?

“The United States has been a leader in human space exploration for more than five decades, and our efforts in low Earth orbit with our partners are approaching maturity with the completion of the International Space Station."

I'm sorry but three people floating around in a tin can is hardly what I'd call maturity in low Earth orbit. Show me a couple of stations with some centripetal gravity and room for lots of people and I'll start to believe.

This is part of the problem with our space programs. We plop a dozen guys on the nearest rock for a couple of days and, Boom!, we're done. We put a modest presence in orbit and, Wham!, mission accomplished! Next!

I'd love to see a mission to Mars. I was entranced with Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars Trilogy. But rather than rushing off to the next target, wouldn't it be better to consolidate NEO so we'll have a better platform to move on in space?

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ASUS launches 5-in-1 Android Windows Phone laptop tablet (breathe)

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Re: Identity Crisis

I'm surprised they're trying this again. They already killed the Trio, the Duet and the p180x series due to pressure from Microsoft and Google. Neither company wants dual-boot systems out there.

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Softbank gobbles T-Mobile ... 1 year after AT&T tried it on – report

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Re: Sprint is actively hostile to Bring-Your-Own-Phone

" the CDMA 3G network that Verizon and Sprint have, they don't handle calls."

And neither do their LTE networks, at least for the moment. These are all data protocols.

The bottom line is: neither Verizon nor Sprint will connect a phone to their network that does not have a CDMA radio and most off-the-shelf unlocked phones do not have one.

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Re: Sprint is actively hostile to Bring-Your-Own-Phone

"I hate to break it to you but CDMA is dead."

I hate to burst your bubble, but in the US, CDMA is far from dead. Verizon, the largest US carrier uses CDMA for their 3G deployment, as does Sprint (AT&T and T-Mobile both have GSM 3G networks). LTE is great but it's not universally available here, which means you need a 3G fallback. Most of that fallback, by marketshare, at least, is CDMA.

Someday, all networks and all coverage will be LTE, but we're not there yet.

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Re: Sprint is actively hostile to Bring-Your-Own-Phone

"Sprint won't even tell you you can get a SIM that works on their towers..."

That's mainly because those phones you get direct from Google are GSM, so you can buy all the SIM cards you want, but they won't work on a CDMA network.

This is going to be an interesting watch because, on the other side, if it's approved, it going to leave only one CDMA carrier or one GSM carrier. Personally, I hope for the former, but based on how the Nextel merger went, it'd be more likely the latter.

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New 'Windows-8.1-with-Bing': How's it different from Windows 8.1?

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Re: Good thing there are comments...

Ok, I guess the title is a question. I guess I just expected an answer.

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Good thing there are comments...

...'cause the article didn't particularly get to the meat of the matter.

Note: If the title sez "What's the difference..." you might want to, somewhere in the guts, mention a difference.

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USA! USA! ... Aw, screw it. Motorola to close Texas smartphone plant

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Correction?

If I remember right, that "Moto Maker" thing wasn't just limited to US customers. It was limited to just AT&T customers.

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Sony Xperia Z2: What we REALLY thought of this Android fondleslab

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" As those "Spec" should be more then enough to run Key-lime Pie... If and when it ever gets released"

Did you miss the part where Key-lime Pie became Kitkat?

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