Posts by Fred

@ AC

Shh.....

they got demonoid man :( that was a sad day.

lol...

Brilliant friday banter!

smashed up my Cf-27 so missed all the fun... grr!

Ha....

This is what i said last time... "Fake Cisco Routers"

At least we know they fake em good now.

Nice

Nice read to end the week! Pub this evening then?

Aye rite

that will make my life jumpering even easier!

Cheers

Thanks for that guys.

I didnt realise it was that bad.... and rebadgers do my head in as well.

I'd be pretty cheesed off if i bought something that turned out to be like that.

@ Matthew Hepburn

You have a point. Take the bodies away and no nobody in the US will be sad / see army officers deliviring letters to mothers and no more soppy films with mel gibson showing how sad modern warfare really is...

All part of the grand sheme of things...

That way u cant have a repeat of vietnam's anti war rallies cos no one will get killed.

Agreed..

I wanna see that motha stay up for along time... im paying enough tax as it is...

Ring circuit?

Erm, its the bell circuit.. as stated make sure u use filters cos its got a built in capacitor... and its wire No. 3 in the back of the NTE and extension socket...

This is an interesting idea... but u know you'll be paying line rental for another line. No wonder BT are trying this lol...

Elvis?

No no.. he works in the local Co-op, very much alive and all.. and i doubt he would be doing diving lessons...

Gawd....

AMFM got a good mention! I'd be well chuffed!

Hang on... id have to think of something really amazing to say 1st...

Jeez... its been a long year!

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brick is my cf-27...

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Jeez.. more pish! my god, this govt is going to the dogs...

and btw: Re: glenn smith, this govt is so far removed from socialism its not funny.

Facts straight, bullsh*t out!

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What???

Coming from the country that made ze spitfire? gotta buy from the yanks???

Poor show gentlemen....

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'Shouldn't that be a "retrovolution"?'

Yea, didnt they used to do this years ago without masive engines? New technology ; my_arse_is_on_fire

They even discovered new continents etc... and now they cant find squat...

What a waste of technology.

@ Alex...

Brilliant.......... :D

Shurly

The guy claiming the money did some work that could be considered an asset? like some webdesign work? So it would be a kind of unpaid-for-yet asset... mabey...

Is it just me...

But why do people obey sat navs when they know better? i keep hearing stuff like: " it tried to send me down the wrong road and not over that certain road etc etc"???

Says alot for the human race...

@ Michael Downie

Careful what u say... big ben V might be reading this pmsl...

Excellent

Another brilliant episode Simon!!! And this one was all verturing out side! rare...

Ah... im satisfied now.

Gutted i missed this on friday as it was my work xmas night out as well! and it was pretty damn funny lol! BBW nite out in the same venue! My god! what a barrel of laughs it was.

lol...

off topic but very funny...

my mate just googled google...

And....

... this is why i like El Reg so much....

aah... breath of fresh air!!!!!

ps... i now have to double check my spelling on here so i dont look like a retard.

joke

I heard a good one the other day..true story by all accounts...

This guy walked up to a bobby in rockness (music festival up here) and asked "If i were to call u a wanker, would u do me for it?"

The plod replied: "Yes i would!"

he then asked: "If were to think u were a wanker, would u do me?"

The plod replied: "Well... i couldnt"

he then said: "In which case, i think you are a wanker!!!"

And he got away with it too....

Geeeeee

what will they think of next...

NWO

I think its all part of the nwo takeover... shtoom tho.

sweet!

ive done <20 items.. should be expecting mine inthe post then???? :D ill give it to the mutt to chew!

Re:There is only one explanation...

Going a bit off topic here but....

"Everything worthy of serious research is already known."

Didnt some one say that at the turn of the 20th centuary? then we had friggin great big mad ass wars... rockets... moon landings (aparently), tin foil... computers... silicon breast implants... macdonalds???????????????????? and El Reg....

Hmm... id be worried if we knew all we would ever know as a species of course.

I want me nuclear powered flying car now please!!!! now God damnit!....

eh?

What does 00011100110110000110101011101101110000000111100101 translate to?

hmm

Come on guys...

cant we say somethingmore interesting? not only a slow day for the reg!

@ Anonymous Coward

Yea i could imagine that mute-ing business coming along... its kinda scary that they can even think about doing that. think it would be "sound via an external amp" route for me... infact... im gonna find a way of getting all my tele thru my pc... who needs a tv these days... pc is the central feature in the house now.

Um... and that cancelling ads for kids tv wouldbe great!!!! all i get out of my daughter these days (with the run up to xmas) is " I want that dad" and its driving me nuts lol...

Think im gonna cancel my sky and get that B(ollocks)T vision thing going into my pc... mabey.

And hope that demonoid gets their wee server thing sorted so i can get the upcoming BSG.

WTF ??

Must be american...

ok... so

We're doomed!

sad

whats the world coming too?....

DOS

I miss MS-DOS....

Why not...

...plant a massive great big pile of f***ing trees?

How come no ones thought of that?

no wait!!!!

Ftth* is a great idea!... but, then id be out of a job! I could then get me coat; & P45 and get in the dole Q - Whooooopy!

*Ftth, not a typo of filth btw...

lol

Makes for a good read tho doesnt it... and the comments are great too!

Really hope El Reg doesnt go mainstream, itll get spoilt!

Whats the fuss about anyhoo

Who cares if renault got ripped off, they make rubbish vehicles!!!!!!

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I drive a renault in disguise (05 BT vivaro) and its a heap of crap...

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Let the flames begin....

btw... lmao @ Anonymous Coward

lol @ all the @Pete's

I love El Reg...

Some place to come for a slagging...

Oh, and for once, no one's said they were gonna get their coat... oops sorry.

@ John Stirling

Well put.