* Posts by Ross K

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Met issues mug-shot gallery mobe app to finger wanted crooks

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FAIL

Re: Err...

Except now what you'll have mouthbreathers who can't read a newspaper or watch Crimewatch carry a library of mugshots around on their phone.

Feeling bored on the bus on the morning commute? Let's compare other passengers' faces to the Met-issued digital wanted posters... Yay! Can you send tip-off texts to 999?

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True. Ask Jean Charles De Menezes.

Oh wait, you can't because he was shot in a case of mistaken identity.

Interesting paper on facial recognition here: http://www.psy.gla.ac.uk/docs/download.php?type=PUBLS&id=1092

"One possible reason for our

faith in eyewitness identification is that we are so good at

recognizing familiar faces in everyday life that we tend to

over-generalize our confidence in these abilities, by assuming

that we are also good at recognizing unfamiliar faces. This is

a mistake."

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Ah, RIM...

...the friend of the police.

Has the Blackberry gone the way of the Palm Pilot yet?

'Not guilty' plea in Utah cop site hacking case

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Re: Once again, prejudicial

I'd also expect a police spokesperson to know how to spell "media enquiries" (or "media inquiries" if you want to get American about it).

Twitter is turning us into a planet of fuckwits.

Apple screws UK disties, punts just 13,000 iPads to channel

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Stop

Re: "Foxconn-rebrander"?

Oh FFS get a sense of humour, will you?

IBM ringing up retail system biz sale to Toshiba?

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Market Leader?

Didn't Garner recently proclaim NCR to be market leader in retail?

At the rate Tesco are installing their self service tills, I'd believe it

Hacker jailed for 32 months for attack on abortion-provider site

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FAIL

WTF are you smoking? "thought crime"? Seriously?

Forensic snoops: It doesn't take a Genius to break into an iPhone

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Re: In the UK we have another solution...

I'm guessing you would be brought before a judge and found guilty of contempt of court each time. So you wouldn't *technically* be getting jailed for the same thing each time? IANAL etc...

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Re: In the UK we have another solution...

If was looking at a ten (or even five) stretch, I'd keep my mouth shut and take the two years.

Surely with crowded prisons/good behaviour/etc one would be out in no time anyway?

Or do you keep going back to court and getting another two years every time?

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0 rly?

Overkill much?

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A Nokia 1616...

and a disposable sim. Job done.

Don't criminals watch 'The Wire'?

550,000-strong army of Mac zombies spreads across world

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Re: But, but...

Riiiight, anonymous fanboi. I never said macs did/didn't get infected by Windows viruses.

English is obviously not your first language.

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But, but...

they told me Apple computers didn't get viruses!

Say it's not so Steve!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Z386vXrt4

Spain donates Enigma gear that kick-started Brit code-breaking

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Quote of the year

'Well if it is so secret, perhaps there is something secret inside.'

MYSTERY programming language found in Duqu

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Let me get my tinfoil hat...

...before I guess that it's Israeli in origin.

Archos touts Android tablets for toddlers

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All very well, but...

Can you play Club Penguin on it?

No pun intended

Child abuse files stolen from council worker in PUB - £100k fine

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Pint

Incompetent

I was going to say that Croydon Council's social services department couldn't organise a piss-up in a pub.

It appears they can, and do.

Seriously though, they do appear to a bunch of bungling fcukwits based on what news coverage I remember from just the last couple of years.

That fact that the £100k fine will ultimately come from taxpayers pockets is the icing on the cake...

Facebook disses Effin Irishwoman

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She should thank her stars...

that she doesn't live in the nearby village of Meanus

http://www.igooglemaps.com/europe/ireland/county-limerick/meanus/

Politicians call for Modern Warfare 3 censure

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Facepalm

Hmm, politicians...

Twats. It's much easier to send kids to Afghanistan where they can get shot or blown up for real, isn't it...

Nice to know they've solved the world's pressing problems, so now they can turn their attention to a game.

Motorola Razr Android smartphone

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Happy

Gingerbread on the Atrix?

That update came out months ago...

Feds nab granny in moon rock sting

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WTF?

Nice To See That...

...we've cured cancer and solved world hunger, leaving us time to concentrate on important things like busting grannies for selling bit's of the moon.

I thought no government could claim them moon (or other planets) as their territory/property?

Debt collectors warned off pursuing punters on Facebook

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Mushroom

Stick to working in IT...

...you wouldn't last in the legal dept with your grasp of the law.

Debt collectors have no right of entry to your property.

Bailiffs are a different matter, but they don't work for DCA's.

Sorry but DCS employees are bottom feeding scum. I probably hate them more than clampers.

Motorola sharpens smartphones with revamped Razr

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Mushroom

Please please please

Don't let there be Motoblur on it. They ruined the Atrix with that crap...

Sony distribution centre engulfed by fire

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Childcatcher

Sucks to be them

They should have embraced the medium of downloads sooner, and in a bigger way.

I find it hard to muster any sympathy for the music biz. Sorry.

And being uninsured due to rioting? So basically they're in the same boat as every other Londoner who's had their car/home/business torched?

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Mushroom

No Great Loss

It's very telling that a mob would burn down a warehouse full of X-Factor contestant albums, rather than steal them to re-sell on ebay or dahn the maaaahket.

'Cos let's face it - that's all Sony sells these days

iPad maker to replace 1 million staff with robots

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Terminator

I for one...

...welcome our new robotic overlords

Sony to can MiniDisc Walkman

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Ho Hum

Wow. Even in a discussion about Sony gear the Cupertino fanboys can't resist the urge to give their Apple -related tuppence worth.

Nobody cares guys. Nobody cares.

ALK CoPilot Live Premium HD

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Alert

Could the author please...

...update the price to include VAT?

The price is actually £29.99 by the time the Android market is finished with you...

Feds shut down poker site

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They don't need to invade.

The 51st "state" that is Europe will do their bidding.

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WTF?

USA! USA!

Somebody tell me why Americans have such a hard-on for preventing gambling?

Strikes me as a bit puritanical and quaint...

US reveals Stuxnet-style vuln in Chinese SCADA 'ware

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Mushroom

Hardly surprising really

...given that the Chinese have probably knocked-off Siemens' work.

Surely any US power station wouldn't be allowed install a Chinese SCADA setup due to the possibility of some naughtiness happening?

Mushroom cloud because...

Ten... Premium Android smartphones

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Alien

You must have a different Atrix to mine.

I don't have 1080p video recording - just 720p, 480p or VGA.

What's your secret?

A sysadmin's top ten tales of woe

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Mushroom

Ah Deathstars

with their glass platters... I can still remember that scratch, scratch, scratch noise even though I haven't touched one of those pieces of crap in ten years.

Motorola Atrix dual-core Android smartphone

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WTF?

Unpurchasable?

In-water-submergability? Can't say it's a feature I look for in a phone...

You make many calls underwater?

Oh, the Atrix has gorilla glass too BTW.

Google accused of stealing PayPal's mobile payment secrets

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Insert title here

Nice to see Paypal being on the receiving end of a shafting for a change...

Apple to support reps: Don't confirm Mac infections

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But, but...

...I thought Macs don't get viruses (or is that virii?).

Oh wait, the Apple site just says they dont get 'PC' viruses. Nice get-out Steve.

Mac viruses - Proof your average Mac user is just as thick as your average Windows user.

Dixons warns it's getting worse

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Grenade

People Still Shop At Dixons?

Can't say I'll miss DSG Group when they're gone...

IPCC chief: ANPR is 'a victim of its own success'

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Technology For Technology's Sake

I can see the benefit of ANPR in police vehicles, catching people with no insurance etc. Having static cameras which report back to a (possibly unmanned) control room seem like a waste of money to me. You just need one of the controllers to retire to the bog with yesterday's Sun for a rest break, and that axe-murderer's left the area...

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