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Power of iPhone 6 hype-gasm: Apple a sniff away from record stock high

eSeM

Who Gives A F***

Does this every year at this time, then when the new products are announced/released the share price drops.

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'Apple is TERRIFIED of women’s bodies and women’s pleasure' – fresh tech sex storm

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iTwat appears to be acceptable ....

:)

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iWatch watch: Apple tags sales bod from luxury Swiss watch firm

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Motorola Moto E: Brill budget blower with one bothersome blunder

eSeM

Re: I don't see this as a problem.

Ditto, I have never used a front facing camera on a phone. I don't see this as a problem.

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Rotten to the core: Apple’s 10 greatest FAILS

eSeM

Another For The List ....

Maps ....

Now that was funny.

:)

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Samsung whips out 12.2-inch 'Professional' iPad killers

eSeM

Re: Sounds like a fringe use case?

For a long time the Samsung Galaxy Tab 7.7 had the longest battery run time time of any tablet.

HTH

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Moto G: Google's KitKat bruiser could knock out, bury Landfill Android

eSeM

£99 From Tesco .....

.... and a few £ to unlock to use on any network.

Even more of a bargain :)

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Got a NAKED Jelly Bean Samsung S4 or HTC One? Maybe it's time for a KitKat

eSeM

Oh Good .....

I am one of the many S4 owners using an i9505G Nexus rom on my i9505 ...... to get rid of all of the Samsung shit from the phone :)

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Dear-ly beloved: Apple’s costly iPad Mini with Retina Display

eSeM

The biggest flaw I can see with the iPad mini is that it is the wrong shape.

The beauty of a small tablet is that it can fit in a suit or jacket pocket ..... the iPad fails in this respect.

Also makes it poor for watching movies.

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Apple's new iPad Mini: ALREADY set for Black Friday PRICE SLASH

eSeM

I am waiting .....

... until I get one free in a packet of Corn Flakes.

:-)

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Does Apple make you puke? Take this iOS 7.0.3 update with your tablets

eSeM

Another bug fix ....

The third bug fix to iOS 7 in just over a month.

That isn't very good, don't they bother to beta test the software?

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Wozniak: Please, whatever you do, DON'T buy me an iPad Air

eSeM

Rip ......

I didn't have a problem copying the 6 seasons of the Big Bang Theory onto my 7.7" Galaxy Tab ..... ripped from Blu Ray to 1280 x 800, which is more than adequate.

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All cool kids' phones run ALTERNATIVE alternative custom Android ROM

eSeM

Nothing to do with the competence of the programmers, it is the bastardisation of the OS in an attempt to increase profits of the manufactures that is the problem that gets fixed with a custom rom.

I don't want no Samsung ( or HTC or Sony etc ...... ) shit on my phones.

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Dear Apple: Want to stay in business? Make an iPhone people can afford

eSeM

Oh Dear ....

This will upset Rik Myslewski who seems to think Apple is doing so well .....

:)

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'200 million' fanbois using iOS 7 just a week after release - study

eSeM

I would expect that at least 95% of people owning Android devices couldn't care less about fragmentation .... so long as they can play music & videos, access facebook, send SMS messages ..... and make telephone calls they will be happy with what they have.

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Peak Apple: Has ANYONE at all ordered a new iPhone 5c?

eSeM

Not All Bad

There is good money to be made from Apple shares ....

Spread betting on their demise.

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Apple to uncloak new iPads, iMacs at October 15 event?

eSeM

Desperation?

They need to do something .... their share price has taken a bit of a hammering since their last announcement.

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iPad 5, Retina iPad mini with 'A7X' chip home for the holidays – report

eSeM

Doesn't Add Up

If Apple were to release an iPad Mini 2 before Christmas in very limited numbers they would have to reduce the price of the iPad Mini.

Cutting the margins on one of their products just before Christmas ..... unlikely.

(Though I do hope so as my daughter wants one)

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Apple: Of course we stalk your EVERY move. iOS 7 has a new map to prove it

eSeM

Excellent .....

An app that lets you know where iTwats hang out ..... should make it easier to avoid then.

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Nokia tears wrapper off Lumia 1020 monster imaging mobe

eSeM

41 Megapixels ....

.... with a tiny lens is just stupid.

A 6 Megapixel camera with a bigger lens will take better pictures.

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Mobes' pay-by-bonk just isn't cool enough, sniffs Tesco bod

eSeM

NFC Payments ..... if only

I have had phones that support NFC for the past 2 years but I have not yet found a way to use them to make NFC payments.

There are so few phones and apps that will currently support NFC and and this will probably continue until the big corporations stop squabbling about who is going to make the money from them.

I already use my Visa card to bonk at Tesco and McDs but will use NFC from my phone as soon as I can get it set up.

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Apple confirms 128GB iPad. A hundred bucks for an extra 64GB

eSeM

Re: Otherwise the specs for the 9.7-inch tablet and its Retina screen remain the same

Yep, any 64GB Samsung Tablet that has a card slot can take the 64GB micro SD card.

:)

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Apple shares dive after quarterly report disappoints Wall Street

eSeM

Re: The Downside Of Being Fashionable ....

So why the 33% drop in the share price ... the analysts don't see a rosy future for the products.

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The Downside Of Being Fashionable ....

... is that eventually the products will go out of fashion.

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Mobes, web filth 'PORNIFYING' our kids, warns top Labour MP

eSeM

On Radio 5 Today ....

Dianne Abbot said that some young men now prefer anal sex as they think pubic hair is disgusting.

She got told off :D

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Apple supremo Tim Cook's pay packet SLASHED 99% in 2012

eSeM

Re: Shark. Jumped.

That is a pretty fair comment to anyone that isn't an IFanboi and is in typical Reg style.

Tim Cook is pretty lucky he still has a job.

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iPhone tops US market, but trounced by Android in world+dog

eSeM

How Convenient ....

To compare a 12 week period that has the yearly iPhone launch, the end of year figures will likely tell a completely different story.

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iPhone 5 launches in China, late and expensive. Chinese say 'meh'

eSeM

Re: Apple Share Price ....

A lot less than the $200 it has lost since the launch of the iPhone 5.

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eSeM

Apple Share Price ....

Down another $20.

Says it all.

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The best smartphones for Christmas

eSeM

Re: poor iPhone 5 = 90%?

The iPhone 5 was probably reviewed originally by Tony Smith, a notorious fanboi.

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Apple shares take biggest one-day hammering in 4 years

eSeM

Fashion?

Apple kit has been fashionable over the past few years.

But the problem with stuff that is fashionable is that it will always go out of fashion.

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Android seven-inchers swipe rug from under Apple

eSeM

No Rush To Out the Mini.

At Apple pricing the mini was only ever going to take away sales from the iPad ....

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Walmart workers filmed playing iPad frisbee

eSeM

I thought iPads would fly better than that.

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Apple iPad 4 Wi-Fi only tablet review

eSeM

Re: I expected to read a review....

It reads like a sermon ...

How the feck did such an iFanboi get a job at The Register?

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Phone lacking NFC pay-by-bonk tech? It can go on a SIM

eSeM

Re: And I need NFC why?

... and Tesco.

I have had NFC capability on my phone for almost 2 years now yet I still can't find anyone that can provide me with a service that allows me to use it :(

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Ten... Apple iPad Mini alternatives

eSeM

Galaxy Tab 7.7

Should have been on the list. Not cheap but by far the best small tablet available.

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Sky squeezes even more money from customers, gets fewer new ones

eSeM

Would Be Interesting ....

... to see the numbers that have left Sky as a result of the Android / Sky Go support fiasco and the appalling customer support on their forums.

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Panel production problems may stop iPad Minis getting into fans' mitts

eSeM

Has There Ever Been An Apple Product ...

.. in recent years that hasn't had such a warning. Easy way for Apple to get free advertising.

I am surprised at The Register Falling for this time after time.

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Apple's iPad Mini mishap: scratching out the retina screen

eSeM

Re: I agree, the lack of a retina screen is crazy...

To have put a retina display on the iPad Mini they would have to have made it at least half an inch thick to house the battery .... and it would have got very hot.

Battery technology will need to improve before they can up the resolution on this device.

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eSeM

Re: Apple Share Price ....

The Share price has dropped around 15% since the iPhone 5 was announced ....

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eSeM

Apple Share Price ....

... dropped 4% (so far).

Says it all.

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Apple unveils iPad mini, upgrades its big brother

eSeM

Re: Nonexistent Nexus?

Screen size does matter ....

With a 4:3 screen ratio the iPad Mini will not fit in a suit or jacket pocket .... which kind of defeats the purpose of a small tablet.

Lower spec and overpriced compared to the opposition.

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Iffy image said to signify incoming 10in Google tablet

eSeM

2560 x 1920

That is going to need a big battery .....

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Carphone Warehouse lauds Nexus 7 while eagerly eying iPad Mini

eSeM

Re: 7inch Tablet Paah!!

The Galaxy Tab 7.7 has an OLED screen ..... it was quite expensive but for me it is still the best tablet on the market ( .... and yes I have have or have had every other size of Galaxy Tab .... and a Nexus 7)

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Retailer leaks iPad Mini price list starting at £200

eSeM

Re: So, despite rest-of-world being utterly wrong

"Want to bet? If its not 4:3 then the existing stock of iPad software won't work with it, and you introduce fragmentation. 4:3"

I'll bet you another virtual pint of beer. None of the leaked photos of iPad mini case show a 4:3 ratio.

And yes, it will cause a problem as the current crop of iPad specific apps will not run on it.

4:3 is so 19th century.

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eSeM

Re: So, despite rest-of-world being utterly wrong

The 'Mini' iPad will not be 4:3 ..... that would defeat the purpose of a small tablet.

7.85" is about the maximum size that a 16:9 tablet can be and still be able to fit in a suit or jacket pocket.

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Incompatible IT systems blamed for bank sale collapse

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Re: Huzzah

I was getting ready to swap RBS branches as there was no way I was moving my personal and business accounts to Santander .....

This is fantastic news ... for now.

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Samsung says 'yes' to iPhone 5-sized Galaxy S III

eSeM

4" ....

.... exactly like the Samsung Nexus S.

An updated Nexus S, now that would be very nice :)

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iPad Mini pics spied on Twitter

eSeM

16:9

Looks like they may finally have got the shape right ....

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Google Wallet: Rub our button, cough 15p for quick read

eSeM

No Google Wallet for smartphones in the UK ..... so no fecking use.

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