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Sounds to me like they should really be advertising 3 jobs for 2 or 3 people. The Personal Assistant type job would be pretty much full-time I would imagine. And the tech support would be another.
Let's face it, you're hardly going to get someone with that level of technical skill who also has the people skills to be a PA / organiser / speaker. It's not exactly a common mix.
And as for the pay? That's pretty pathetic for what they are expecting the candidate to be able to do.
How is this raunchy?
Wait... Mark Zuckerberg has private photos? That he doesn't want to share with the whole world? Inconceivable!
Surely he didn't opt out of his own "share everything by default" privacy policies?
Have they worked out how to make blades shoot out from between your knuckles and later retract again?
So I guess what AC @ 19th November 2011 23:32 GMT is saying is "citation needed" :o)
“One major point of the design was to be as environmentally friendly as possible,” says Julian Fielden, managing director at OCF, the systems integrator for the project.
Huh? Sod that! The major point of the design should be to store terabytes (if not petabytes) of data, and then analyse that data in such a way that may bring us closer to a cure for cancer.
I'm absolutely sick and fed up to the back teeth of all this environment and carbon footprint malarky. If the system is environmentally friendly then it's a bonus, but to make that a major design goal is just crazy.
Bad but could be worse
Salted hashed passwords are useless to the attacker unless they know the salting algorithm, and even then only for replay attacks.
Likewise, if the credit card details are properly encrypted then they are again useless to the attacker.
Having said that, I agree that changing your password and keeping an eye on your credit card statement is fair & responsible advise rather than going "la la la nothing to worry about" or denying everything, so fair play to Valve there.
@ Insane Reindeer
Um, the same way the front tyre manages?
The trouble is that, although cars have got wider, car parking spaces haven't. So although these fatties may benefit from the wider car they may find they can't get out of it once they park up.
You do realise that the only connection that "Quantum of Solace" had to anything Fleming wrote was the name of a short story that had no common elements to the film apart from a chap called 'James Bond', don't you?
So..wait, what they're saying is that they ran it through Google Translate? :o)
I loved the first couple of Monkey Island games, although they did go downhill somewhat after that.
Honourable mention to DotT too.
But, for me, the greatest Lucusarts Adventure was The Dig. A slow burner as it had almost no humour, but oh the atmosphere! Totally captivating. I would dearly love a reimagined HD version of The Dig.
Well there's a (non) surprise
It was obvious from the beginning that this was going to be a White Elephant. I'm sure it was to everyone, although obviously enough palms were greased that this drain on taxpayer's money went ahead anyway.
Petty the mercy killing couldn't have come sooner
Actually, the anecdotes about Fallout3 remind me of when I was in Sainsbury's one time and saw a pack of 50 bobby pins and thought "oh! They're always useful to have" before reality reasserted itself.
Not really new
I remember many years ago playing Doom to much. I was coming out of a lift (in real life, I mean) and someone made some grunting noise and I froze, expecting it was one of the monsters that always made a grunt before pouncing you.
That's probably the closest thing I've been to what is being described in the article.
I've just posted on my Facebook that I will defriend anyone who signs up to this and allows Al Gore to spam me via their account. :o)
"a large percentage of osCommerce websites can't be bothered to install it"
Clearly the author of this article has never used osCommerce.
The way you apply patches, mods and customisations to osCommerce is to merge the actual PHP source code and it very quickly becomes a nightmare. Even if you are fastidious in delimiting changes in comments, it is still a huge diff-merge task to take on an upgrade and one that is beyond a majority of users.
I remember spending days trying to reconcile two osCommerce sites developed for my (now ex) wife that had been developed by the same web "designer" but at different times and based on different versions of osCommerce and it was insane; the differences between them were enormous and trying to make a unified version with the only differences being the visual customisation proved impossible.
Having said that, 'Rich 2' is probably right as well.
Oh here come all the tired clichés from people who either knew someone who had a TVR, or else treat Jeremy Clarkson as the Messiah and believe every word he says.
Still, leaves those of us who actually own a TVR to enjoy them, I guess, whilst the sheeple buy boring cars and trot out their half-baked secondhand ill-informed opinions.
(Although, I will admit that build quality was variable and they do need a little fettling to be at their best)
RE: Consultants & TVR's
Always amuses me when you turn up on a client site in a 15 year-old TVR that is worth maybe £8k (ie. less than a small hatchback) and people say "clearly we're paying you too much".
My attitude is that if you think being a contractor is such an easy life with easy money, why aren't you doing it? You too could be driving an £8k labour of love.
I installed Ubuntu 11.04 and likewise was aghast at the steaming pile of uselessness that was the default UI.
Fortunately someone told me to log out, and when logging back in choose "Gnome Classic" as the UI from the logon screen.
Much usability restored.
re: I Eat Cannibals
You said: "The only true source of creativity I see in today's tech landscape is Apple, inventor of the cell phone, the tablet, and the MP3 player"
This is a joke, I presume? Apple invented none of those.
re: Start Over
You said "Now I have a wife and a kid and want to post pics but not to all of my friends and I don't have time to select the individual friends I want to share with"
Facebook already has something analogous to Circles - it's just not very obvious. You can create lists and add your friends to those lists.
Then when you share something, the text field where you add the friends to share with also accepts lists as well as individual friends. So you can share to one or more lists rather than individual friends.
Really disappointed to see that they've chosen to make the bottom-left key "Fn" rather than "Ctrl".
For some reason I just simply can't get on with that layout (I've tried) and that would put me off buying one.
re: Despite trying hard to keep up...
yes, this one slipped by me. As did the checkbox that lets friends of friends see wall posts and photos in which they have tagged you, which is perhaps far more concerning and annoyed I only just discovered that one - when did that get added?
The author states that nobody writes C++ any more and makes a thinly-disguised sneer at the "misfortune" that you may have to maintaining it, then goes on to contradict himself by making a long list of market sectors that do actively develop in C++.
For the record, myself and a large number of others do actively develop in C++. And with judicious use of smart pointers and RAII techniques, there is absolutely no reason to have resource leaks. And all without some bloated garbage collection that cleans up when it feels like it rather than when you want it.
The whole article seems to be a cross between an advert for a tool and a troll for comments.
Some wouldn't work
All great books, but some just wouldn't work.
For example, Snow Crash predicts a Metaverse and we now have them. Plus, like a lot of Neal's work it would be fairly inpenetrable for the average Joe.
Cryptonomicon even more so.
The Legacy of Heorot is "Aliens done properly" and people would just see it as a remake of Aliens.
Ringworld would be interpreted as Halo, even though it predates it.
Deathworld would be seen as another Starstip Troopers - all guns and shooting aliens and... actually, that sounds pretty good. :o)
So much junk science and ignorance
As someone has already mentioned, anyone with any knowledge of physics and reactor design can see that this situation is under control now.
I was sent a really interesting (and long) blog post today written by someone who appears to know what they are talking about. He's a PHD working at MIT and whose father worked in the German nuclear industry.
My current client's security policy is that *all* USB memory devices are encrypted and Safend Protector runs on all machines and actively blocks all attempts to write to non-encrypted devices.
Why on earth are they not using something like this? Allow users to write to unencrypted devices and they will.
As an aside, the employee should be sacked for Gross Misconduct.
Qt is GPL and may survive
Hopefully Qt will get forked PDQ and will continue to be developed, although being GPL will be of less use (those seriously using it have commercial licenses).
Damn shame - Qt was just starting to look like a serious cross-platform development framework.
re: why don't they offer a useful function...
The trouble with allowing users to back up their metadata is that, presumably, you'd need a way of allowing them to restore it too. Which could somewhat open the floodgates for people forging comments, feedback, and the like.
Having said that, in the case of Flickr, it would be damn useful to at least be able to back up the title, description, keywords, tags and people. In other words all the stuff you can enter yourself (as opposed to social stuff like comments and faves that come from other people)
It's the metadata
If eBay closed someone's account and they lost all their trading history and feedback rankings, people wouldn't be saying "what a moron for not backing it up" because there is no way of backing up stuff like this.
This situation is the same - the photos themselves are (ironically) of minor loss as he has them backed up.
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