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'Could we please not have naked developers running around the office BEFORE 10pm?'

Wensleydale Cheese
Coat

Re: Questions I wished you asked...

"3. Is there an existing Australian expat community that you can successfully avoid like the plague?"

3b . Is there an existing British expat community that you can successfully avoid like the plague?

My experience with the British expat community in developing countries is that you will get sucked into an endless round of bridge evenings, dinner parties and tennis unless you are careful. A very dangerous species which will suck you in and castigate you if you try to escape or heaven forbid, spend enough time with the locals to run the risk of 'going native'.

The European variety is easier to avoid but they will also try to suck you in.

Coat at the ready in case endless bridge evenings, dinner parties, tennis or discussions about house prices crop up.

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Ello? ello? ello?: Facebook challenger in DDoS KNOCKOUT

Wensleydale Cheese
Pint

In which case was it simply too many curious people hitting the main page and not a deliberate attack at all?

Or another bit of subtle marketing?

Beer 'cos I fancy one right now.

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CURSE YOU, 'streaming' music services! I want a bloody CD

Wensleydale Cheese

Re: Plex or Playon or the server of your choice

"I really dislike the subscription model, after a year and $120 (estimate) you have precisely nothing."

More to the point you get close to retirement age, your job disappears at the whim of someone looking to increase their bonuses and you find that you don't even have any music to while the hours away.

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Re: Streaming

"adding zeros to the bill for gain I cannot hear without moving my home to middle of the desert first is unjustifiable."

If you do move to the middle of the desert you will be glad that you made the investment.

It's kinda hard to get a decent internet connection out there.

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FBI: Your real SECURITY TERROR? An ANGRY INSIDE MAN

Wensleydale Cheese

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

It's the age old question, isn't it?

Who guards the guardians?

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Patch Bash NOW: 'Shellshock' bug blasts OS X, Linux systems wide open

Wensleydale Cheese
Stop

We are not out of the woods yet

Red Hat has become aware that the patch for CVE-2014-6271 is incomplete.

"Update: 2014-09-25 03:10 UTC

Red Hat has become aware that the patch for CVE-2014-6271 is incomplete. An attacker can provide specially-crafted environment variables containing arbitrary commands that will be executed on vulnerable systems under certain conditions. The new issue has been assigned CVE-2014-7169. Red Hat is working on patches in conjunction with the upstream developers as a critical priority. For details on a workaround, please see the FAQ below."

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Microsoft vs the long arm of US law: Straight outta Dublin

Wensleydale Cheese

Spelling

phase --> faze please

faze |feɪz|

verb [ with obj. ] informal

disturb or disconcert (someone): she was not fazed by his show of anger.

ORIGIN mid 19th cent. (originally US): variant of dialect feeze‘drive or frighten off’, from Old English fēsian, of unknown origin.

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TOR users become FBI's No.1 hacking target after legal power grab

Wensleydale Cheese
Unhappy

Re: And here we go again...

"Well you've obviously got something to hide, or you wouldn't be encrypting it!"

I use encryption every time I use rsync to copy between my Mac and my Linux box.

Should I arrest myself?

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Oh God the RUBBER on my SHAFT has gone wrong and is STICKING to things

Wensleydale Cheese
WTF?

Oxymoron alert!

"Ah, give them a free U2 album, that’ll cheer them up"

"U2 album" and "cheer up" in the same sentence?

Shirley shome mishtake.

P.S. Tim Cook is a cold hearted bastard for foisting that crap on us

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Oi, London thief. We KNOW what you're doing - our PRECRIME system warned us

Wensleydale Cheese
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"nterestingly if anyone was to make use of this information it would instantly become wrong."

Quantum computing then.

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Blood-crazed Microsoft axes Trustworthy Computing Group

Wensleydale Cheese
FAIL

Regrettable but no surprise. Unfortunately.

"Caspar Bowden, said Trustworthy Computing was in any case "one-third engineers, two-thirds PRs".

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Not pro Bono: Apple's audio junk mail made spammers' lives easier

Wensleydale Cheese
Happy

To disable the download on OS X

1. In Tunes Preferences select Store

2. Uncheck "Show iTunes in the Cloud purchases"

3. Wait until after 13th October when the U2 offer goes away before checking that box again

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It's a pain in the ASCII, so what can be done to make patching easier?

Wensleydale Cheese

Re: I will put up with the occasional reboot

If you can equate rebooting with getting ill then you have a problem.

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Re: I will put up with the occasional reboot

"Not rebooting for more than 4 months on your home PC isn't lazy, it's obstinate."

A reboot is the occasion you get to test that startup scripts and related gubbins are working correctly. You have more chance of sorting out problems if you are not changing a whole load of stuff at once.

To those who are proud of long uptimes, especially on servers, consider this:

Your uptime represents the amount of time since you last tested your startup.

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NHS grows a NoSQL backbone and rips out its Oracle Spine

Wensleydale Cheese

Re: The numbers don't add up

I know nothing about this system but in my doctor's surgery (not in the UK) the receptionist pulls up the patient record before the appointment to grab details, gets on with other queries and only after the appointment fetches the details again and then applies necessary updates.

I see a minimum of three messages there, and that's before the extra lookups other posters have suggested.

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Even better than the iThing: Apple's Cook is strictly pro Bono

Wensleydale Cheese
WTF?

U2? Well that's dissuaded me from tuning into the big event

I'll put some decent music on instead and read about the announcements tomorrow.

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'Software-defined' IS just a passing fad: HP techie Fink Tank lays down law

Wensleydale Cheese

Fink Tank

That was a pun waiting to happen.

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Shareholders throw the book at Apple for ebook price-fix drama

Wensleydale Cheese

Talk about short term goals

a) get a small windfall apiece now

b) see a drop in share price so the value of your investment drops

Could be a way of dropping the price so they can buy some more of course.

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Blighty's mighty tech skills shortage drives best job growth in years

Wensleydale Cheese
WTF?

"There is no skills shortage. There's an unwillingness to work for chicken feed. Let the poxy blighters suffer, I say. Pay a man a living wage or get the hell off the job boards!"

Ain't that the truth.

The disturbing development recently is that every time I see an article promising good future earnings if you specialise in security / data science / networking / whatever, there's some sourpuss of an accountant telling us that once everyone's got trained up they'll squeeze the salaries in your chosen specialisation.

And this article with the KPMG laddie's comment is no exception.

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Firefox 32 moves to kill MITM attacks

Wensleydale Cheese

Re: Ah but..

"Never figured out how they knew it was my brother and to put his name in there ..."

Let me guess.

You both have the same value in the "Mother's maiden name" field.

:-)

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Cops BUST RING, CUFF BLOKES in Skegness RAID

Wensleydale Cheese
FAIL

Does anyone in the real world have a name like this?

'the Federation Against Software Theft's general counsel Julian Heathcote-Hobbins said it is vital that the “genuine software reseller can compete on a level playing field”.'

Please tell me he has a plummy accent and wears a bow tie.

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Oracle's MySQL buy a 'fiasco' says Dovecot man Mikko Linnanmäki

Wensleydale Cheese

Re: fair enough

"Seems Dovecot wants Larrys money..."

Reading the article I couldn't get that scene from "Yes Minister" out of my head, the one where he says he has no intention of running for the Prime Minister's job.

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Kaspersky backpedals on 'done nothing wrong, nothing to fear' blather

Wensleydale Cheese

Re: Everyone got something to hide

Ask any politician if they would like their total income to be made public.

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Munich considers dumping Linux for ... GULP ... Windows!

Wensleydale Cheese
Meh

Re: Can't say I blame them

"And Windows works fairly well as a guest VM on my Linux host. Except it just keeps expanding to overfill the disk it was allocated."

Which is where I moved my Windows guest VM to VMware Fusion on my Mac. Fusion has the ability to reclaim the space Windows keeps gobbling up.

And Windows Activation after that was a good half hour struggle with an automated phone system, NOT something that could be achieved in 10 seconds, as another poster suggested.

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Google's mysterious floating techno barge SOLD FOR SCRAP

Wensleydale Cheese

Re: Meanwhile, halfway around the world

"I understand they would have been scrapped earlier, but the GWDNPFH launch was delayed as they were unable to locate a suitable white cat."

Google of all people should be able to find a suitable white cat from the gazillions of cat photos online.

But perhaps the ideal fluffy white cat owners are a secretive bunch.

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Hey, big spender. Are you as secure as a whitebox vendor?

Wensleydale Cheese
WTF?

Lost in acronyms

WTF is a BMC?

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UK.gov's Open Source switch WON'T get rid of Microsoft, y'know

Wensleydale Cheese
Stop

Re: It's not Open Source it's an open standard

"Also: documents will now be readable in 100 years time."

Only if we keep on shifting them to whatever replaces today's disks and file systems.

It doesn't matter how open the file format is if we don't have the kit to read the physical copies.

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Mozilla fixes CRITICAL security holes in Firefox, urges v31 upgrade

Wensleydale Cheese
FAIL

Re: firefox ESR updated too

Here's the Mozilla video Why Tabs are on Top in Firefox 4 (just over 7 minutes long).

Apart from the fact his argument is very weak (was any ergonomic research done?), he faithfully promises that we will have the option to keep "Tabs Not On Tap".

They've broken that promise.

P.S. My updated ESR version arrived during the night.

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Financial wizardess joins Apple board, air of coolness noticeably diminishes

Wensleydale Cheese
Happy

"Hopefully wizardess is better than witch, here?"

This comment is useless without piccies.

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IDC interview: The five stages of business mobility

Wensleydale Cheese

Er, what happened to the fifth stage?

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Start packing your bags for a Windows Server 2003 migration

Wensleydale Cheese
WTF?

"when Microsoft worked with another customer on a WS2003 migration recently, it found that of the business's 27,000 servers it had 9,000 that could be retired."

Ye gods! A third of 'em!

A company of that size has probably been paying for hardware and software maintenance on that little lot.

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Google adds 'data protection' WARNING to Euro search results

Wensleydale Cheese
FAIL

"Google still sends a lot of traffic to a web page I removed last November."

That simple statement has gained me 4 downvotes so far.

Proof that Google shills are out and about?

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Wensleydale Cheese

"When the source is removed, it will then eventually be removed from Google."

Are you sure about that?

Google still sends a lot of traffic to a web page I removed last November.

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Want a cheap iMac? TOO BAD. But you can have a slow one for $1,099

Wensleydale Cheese

Re: You're right for the wrong reasons...

"You do realise you can do that ( and even "photoshop".... Since when do you need an i5 and übergraphics to touch up your pics?) on the low end Intel machines, using only the on-chip graphics provided? And then some..."

Yes of course i realise that. I should have said "intensive Photoshop use".

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Wensleydale Cheese

"The value in this new lower priced one seems terrible when compared to is £150 more sibling."

But if you look at Wintel offerings entry price is everything to many users.

Get 'em hooked and they'll move onto more expensive stuff in time.

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Wensleydale Cheese

Re: You're right for the wrong reasons...

"this i5 boosts up to 2.7GHz"

It's essentially a MacBook Air in a desktop body.

With the extra cooling the desktop body provides it should be able to take advantage of the Turbo Boost for much longer periods of time.

Not a model I'd recommend for Photoshop but fine for typical home use of email, browsing, writing letters etc.

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Good god, where will the new storage experts come from?

Wensleydale Cheese
Go

Trevor Pott wrote:

"You pay for what you need, except for those cases where you're locked into contracts, or you pay extra per month not to be in a contract."

I recently got sick of the endless error 500s (lack of server resources) my hosting ISP was throwing and started looking around.

The alternative I chose offers a much more flexible set of packages and much increased performance at half the price.

It gets better: if I stop paying the service simply stops working and there are no financial penalties. After the legal wrangles of a decade ago when an ISP continued to demand payment for a service that had ceased to work, I am very happy about this.

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HP imports PC and printer boss for Blighty from US ops

Wensleydale Cheese

"They are usually wrong."

Very true.

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Yes. Facebook will KNOW you've been browsing for smut

Wensleydale Cheese

Re: Targeted ads

Precisely. I bought that printer / monitor / whatever for some combination of size, functionality, quality and price.

If I am happy with my purchase I probably don't need another one.

If I am unhappy with it I won't be buying that model again.

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Wensleydale Cheese
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Re: will ignore the do-not-track mechanism in browsers including Internet Explorer

"BUT DON'T LET THAT GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR ANTI-MS AGENDA!!!!"

Ah but you chopped the beginning of of that sentence and all of the following one. Here it is again in full:

"Meanwhile, in what appeared to be a clear snub to Microsoft, Facebook confirmed it will ignore the do-not-track mechanism in browsers including Internet Explorer, AdAge reported. However, it will apparently respond favourably to ad-tracking limitation settings on Google's Android and Apple's iOS"

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Wensleydale Cheese

"Are we nearing peak Facebook?"

The guy in the video seems to be under the delusion that folks like adverts.

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L337 crackrz use dumb passwords too

Wensleydale Cheese

Re: What about 'f'?

" Apparently hackers have gaps in their ABCs"

It might tell us something about the keyboards they are using.

On the various non-English keyboards I have used things like square brackets, braces etc are obtained by using Alt or Gr Alt modifiers..

And some have "dead" keys which don't get through until the next character is typed. These can be a nightmare for password use so are best avoided.

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Still using e-mail? Marketers say you're part of DARK SOCIAL

Wensleydale Cheese

Re: Telephone Tracking

"I stand by my claim that there are a limited number of telephone numbers available "

Well in 1995 my workplace had a direct dialling system where the extension number was the last 4 digits of the main number.

That's several thousand in my book, and phone technology has advanced a wee bit since then.

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Wensleydale Cheese
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Re: For added irony, on the story's page

"I just emailed the link to my friends..."

I got the link on Usenet, so it didn't touch my mailbox either.

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Look, pal, it’s YOUR password so it’s YOUR fault that it's gone AWOL

Wensleydale Cheese

Re: It's 2014 and websites still can't generate login certificates...

"Certificates are too difficult to handle. I can't see the banks wanting to have to support ordinary users installing them manually."

That's a deficiency of the current implementation.

What we need is a system with decent interfaces which make handling certificates a doddle.

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So you reckon Nokia-wielding Microsoft can't beat off Apple?

Wensleydale Cheese
Unhappy

Audio-in is dead already

"So you're left with the 3.5mm connector. It is analog today, but there's no particular reason a 3.5mm connector can't be used to pass digital data."

If you look at Apple's computer line up only the Mac mini is left with a 3.5mm audio in connector.

For output the MacBook Air, MacBook Pro and iMac have this:

- Headphone port

- Support for Apple iPhone headset with remote and microphone

- Support for audio line out (digital/analog)

The new Mac Pro has what is described as:

- Combined optical digital audio output/analog line out minijack

- Headphone minijack with headset support

Am I the only one who sees the lack of audio-in combined with a move to digital audio-out a move towards preventing the consumer from copying audio from one device to another?

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Cloud computing is FAIL and here’s why

Wensleydale Cheese

Hahaha!

If you zoom into that screen shot, here's what the bottom left hand corner says:

"All the tools you need to create, collaborate, and stay connected."

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Linux distros fix kernel terminal root-hole bug

Wensleydale Cheese
Happy

Re: In the Microsoft World

"The patch would be ready today, but you cannot have it until Tuesday."

Which at this time of the month is nearly four weeks away.

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Microsoft blinks, extends Windows 8.1 Update deadline for consumers

Wensleydale Cheese
FAIL

Re: Relax

"I was surprised when testing Mint (and Unbuntu) out on some old XP PCs at how much hardware just wasn't supported."

Indeed. Until I got newer hardware in 2012 I was unable to run either the Cinnamon or Mate desktops as provided by Mint on any of my existing 4 systems.

By the time that new hardware arrived, I had learned about the folly of running non-LTS versions of Ubuntu or Mint, so had moved on to other distros.

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