* Posts by ideapete

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UK flights CRIPPLED by system outage that shut ALL London airspace

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Facepalm

Plenty of interruptible

UPS becomes IPS

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US govt tells ICANN: No accountability, no keys to the internet

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Facepalm

ICANN Power ( Outage needed )

Corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely especially moving the worlds electrons.

Time for Gromit to be put back in change

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Apple's new iPADS have begun the WAR that will OVERTURN the NETWORK WORLD

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Holmes

Then they buy Level 3

And the Jobsian data world really connects ( pun )

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City council thinks what we're all thinking: 'Comcast is terrible – and NOT welcome here'

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Pint

Its from the Colonies

Come on chaps , its obviously from one of her majesties colonies ( they have just forgotten )

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Greedy datagrabs, crap security will KILL the Internet of Thingies

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Pint

Or why the richest man in the world will be a plumber

Keeping the crap moving generated by all the IoTs

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Oh noes, fanbois! iPhone 6 Plus shipments 'DELAYED' in the UK

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Pint

iPhone 6SC+ ( Its Huge )

Available now http://goo.gl/crMgGC

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BBC Trust candidate defends licence fee, says evaders are CRIMINALS

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Re: Of course!

Stop slandering articulate puppets who work for a living, the lady doesn't qualify totally mediocre Beebette

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If you ate at one of these PF Chang's restaurants, your bank card is at risk

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Holmes

Colorado 2

Happened to my mother in law ( no jokes please ) in Denver . Do you think PFC offered to help , No way

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Call off the firing squad: HP grants stay of execution to OpenVMS

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Pint

Jealousy reigns

HP via Compaq has always been jealous of VMS when it streaked away from the competition with DEC-Alpha which itself was a black project originally killed by DEC

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Google de-listing of BBC article 'broke UK and Euro public interest laws' - So WHY do it?

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Pint

merely £500,000.

What bloody world do you live in or is this the rate of brit inflation

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The truth on the Navy carrier debacle? Industry got away with murder

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Re: Hmm catapult

No No your throw people across the country pinpoint destination with magnetic catapults curtesy on Monty P , No HSR needed

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Re: Chocolate Teapot

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/wtf_32.png Come on chaps the bloody model we built worked just fine , no one, including his Lordship, said it would work in the real world. That's what you get for using Argentinian subs ( my pun ) No wonder Hornblower took a powder with his teapot

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Careful with 'fibre speed record' hype: which record's been broken?

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Alert

Mega BS in Fib-ur-land

http://www.ideapete.com/megaBS.html

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London commuter hell will soon include 'one card to rule them all'

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Pint

The Plastic card Smartphone

England invents a plastic card replacement for the smartphone . 2 steps forward 10 steps back

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Freescale: Cloudy dumb sensors? Nope, not OUR smart Internet of Things

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Pint

Rizonanza is born

http://www.ideapete.com/risonanza.html or the internet of things will not be !

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Energy firms' security so POOR, insurers REFUSE to take their cash

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Mushroom

SCADA then and now

1979 SCADA (supervisory control and data acquisition)

2014 SCADA (supervisory control and destruction application)

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HP 'clarifies' firmware/support contract rules

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Facepalm

Re: Double-U Tee Eff?

Same here , Idiots that wants you to pay for their bad QA , I can see the EU beagles laughing from here, great rep HP

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Someone's snatched my yummy Brit COTTAGE PIE – Viv Reding

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Facepalm

Fagin Says

No EU worthless crap needed boys

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Judge: Odds of bankrupt Lightsquared sorting itself out are 'zero'

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Pint

Pirates Ahoy

From the FCC - GPS Manufacturers pirated ( used without permission ) the bandwidth allocated to Light Squared

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Yes, Google can afford to lose $9bn in Motorola sale. But did it really?

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Pint

Indeed thanks Tim , Or why Journalists ( and Bloggers ) are not Tax wizards ( pun ) and vice versa

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Judge shoots down Oracle's Solaris support 'trafficking' claim

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Sorry Larry , Fujitsu still do a much better job with Solaris , always have always will do http://www.sparcproductdirectory.com/artic-2002-jan-pb.html

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Fujitsu to push 28 nanometer limits with Sparc64 X+

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Fujitisu has always been light years ahead of Sparc

http://www.sparcproductdirectory.com/artic-2002-jan-pb.html even with Larry driving the boat

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Space elevators, vacuum chutes: What next for big rocket tech?

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why they killed Gerald Bull !

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/mushroom_32.png

The real space delivery competition > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_HARP

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Iran's Photoshop FAIL: 'New drone' actually Japanese university bird

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Yup and the Onion says

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/pint_32.png Yup and the Onion says their Nuke stuff is Photoshop tooooo so there and if its the Onion its gotta be true not that Econermissed it stuff.

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Desperate broadband minister in Brussels cash splash dash

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No phone then ( :

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/pint_32.png

Gotta use the train

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LinkedIn users buried in spam after database leak

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Pint

Re: Peter Baston unmasked

Be at peace earthling and get back on your flat world supported on four elephants flying around the universe on the back of A'Tuin the giant star turtle

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Pints under attack as Lord Howe demands metric-only UK

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Pint

Yus I remeber

2 Liters to the Pint thats about right

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Zuckerberg: Now share your organs with Facebook friends

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Facepalm

Re: UK Legal validity

Wales --- they wont donate anything there you might get Moby Dick and then the jigs up --- great for export to the French in need.

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Mushroom

So how much $$$$ then ?

Does also open up the conundrum that everyone in the organ business, except the donor ( and their loved ones left behind ) make a ton ( lots $$$$ 00000 ) of money under the guise of benevolence and feeling good.

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Hanging's too good for 'em - so what do you suggest?

ideapete
Mushroom

Microsoft Windows customer support rep

For life

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NetBank unavailable to 'many customers'

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Pint

So did the Gods on Olympus

They gave up too with a huge WTF is this #@*#@T

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Motorola's bid to sink Windows, XBoxes sales snubbed

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Devil

Stabel door pun

never close the thingi after Gates (Bil) has run off with your stuff

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Publishers fork out $52m in Apple ebook pricing settlement

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Holmes

follow DoJ suit, but they're looking for cash !

For the November election campaign to keep their jobs

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Fate of punters' Megaupload files to be thrashed out in court

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Mushroom

MPA sues God

Because he is obviously in copyR infringement of their stuff, where they serve him could be fun especially if he is in a bad mood and has some of his files on MGU 2

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Check Point in domain expiry snafu

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Mushroom

Purfect

Checkpoint Firewall - Its not there

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Mike Daisey’s Sydney video reveals more grey areas

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Pint

Re: Entertainer not journalist

About 150lbs be the look of him

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Mushroom

From Der Fuhrer

“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.”

― Adolf Hitler

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'When you disagreed with Steve Jobs, you lost'

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Megaphone

Like nothing left over - Duh

Newton said that 20 per cent of the profits would go to the foundation, and anything left over after production and distribution costs would go to the organization's charitable works

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No joke: Microsoft SQL Server 2012 debuts on April Fools' Day

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Mushroom

Ya didnt need

An Oracle to figure that out , canot wait for the SQL

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SOPA poked an angry bear and set it loose on the net

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Mushroom

Incompletelyretilehensible

Quote - but I wouldn't favor a tax rate that's incomprehensible." ?

Welcome to America we have had one of those for years

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Deutsche Telekom shatters data-transfer speed record

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Pint

Wrong big G string

Typical telco exaggeration as in( Subtracting out the error-correction overhead, the total usable bandwidth was 400Gb/s ) we should all note that Gb/s is the abbreviation GigaBYTES per second and bits is done with a small g. Typical telcos trying to slip in a factor of 8 times more than reality just like with the ATT 4G Lite which is really 3G. We did a spoof of this stuff called MEGA BS in Telcoland = http://www.ideapete.com/megaBS.html

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Aussie soldiers let rip on Facebook

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Pint

PC polite OZ types in uniform: DUH

Polite PC members of the OZ army - totally ludicrous.

I say sir, with that towel on your head, would you mind terribly not sticking bombs on our stuff its terribly noisy and distracting.

Here's to you guys - there on us next time we meet

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VMware mashes up Hadoop with Spring

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Facepalm

Dr Suess does Code

Streaming Pigs coming outa the Hive with cascading Rhinos using Springs in their Hadoop and I dont want to know what the Elephants are doing , my mind is blown already, cannot wait for the book

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Facepalm

Dr Suess does Code

Streaming Pigs coming outa the Hive with cascading Rhinos using Springs in their Hadoop , my mind is blown already, cannot wait for the book

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Wireless breakthrough: one frequency, multiple signals

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Mushroom

Re: It'll never catch on*

Nor the FCC who are busily killing Bandwidth developers like ---- Light Squared http://www.forbes.com/sites/danielfisher/2012/03/02/lightsquared-battle-heats-up-as-politico-reveals-dod-e-mail/ and ------ Dish http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/03/dish-fcc-idUSL2E8E2EG520120303

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Schmidt's $1.45bn Google stock sale compelled by adultery?

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Facepalm

It went up did it ?

WOW $1.45B that's certainly put the price of Googling in perspective

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Chinese cops bust culinary Apple trademark thieves

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Facepalm

I wondered why ?

The telephone reception on our gas stove is so bad

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Microsoft claims Google bypassed its browser privacy too

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Pint

Re: Re: Re: Errr or this really @Gav

Choc tea pot - where can you get one of those ?

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ideapete
Mushroom

Does not compute

Ho Ho - Microserf and Security ??

Simply does not compute

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Sun hacks cuffed after being DOBBED IN by News Corp

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Mushroom

Outa Ruperts what ?

The Suns shines out of Rupert's posterior orifice - bet that hurts

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