* Posts by ideapete

155 posts • joined 27 Jan 2011

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Keep up the pressure on the telcos, Canada

ideapete
Facepalm

Mega BS in Can land Telcos to egh

http://ideapete.com/megaBS.html

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Euro Patent Office prez's brake line cut – aka how to tell you're not popular

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Pluss

Add chauffeur and butler to formation and gaggle of bikes with no brakes but that will not stop them , isn't this Inspector Jacques Clouseau scenario

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Swedish old timer pulls airsoft gun on broadband salesman

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Pint

Her bits from his bytes

She could tell http://ideapete.com/megaBS.html

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German boffins smash records with 37km wireless spurt at 6Gbps

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Pint

bits not Bytes

http://www.ideapete.com/megaBS.html

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Walmart sues Visa for being too lax with protecting chip cards

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Pint

Re: I like sigs

I leave my DNA everywhere its a cultural thing

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Joke

No Fries with that

So why can't I get Fries with that ?

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AdBlock Plus, websites draft peace deal so ads can bypass blockade

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Trollface

Re: Defeating the Purpose

Passing through delicate regions , front or back ?

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Mushroom

Firefox 44.0 upgrade kills adblocker and Google

I am with the I decide above , the latest piece of firefox crap update kills all google services and replaces them with Yahoo , then eliminates adblocker plus and all its memory as well as your other add ons then replaces them with add commercial infiltrated garbage even on sites you have PAID membership to avoid this junk

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LinkedIn plays down '117 million users' breach data sale

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Pint

Re: I always want salt on my hash

Chippies do IT better

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Pint

Denial is not

Thank U linked out , Denial is not a river in Egypt

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Theranos bins two years of test results

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Thumb Down

Sadly this Says it all = Theranos has itself become a byline for a tech company that misleads people

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Techie on the ground disputes BlackEnergy Ukraine power outage story

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Pint

Ban frigging squirrels

Its about time we took away all these bloody squirrel , rat , snake , possum ( except lying ) access accounts away then we see who is really the FUBAR maker, us the two legged things with the beer glasses ( hand and eye )

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How a power blip briefly broke GitHub's boxes and tripped it offline

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Pint

Re: Thanks

Now if they would only DESCRIBE the power outage , surge dirty power , failure of back up WHAT ?

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Tablet computer zoom error saw plane fly 13 hours with 46cm hole

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Pint

Goooooooo Bill

Windows 8 OS Needs Zoooooom to read runway signs and Zooooom out to see where you friging are on the Runway on a multi million dollar plane. . Thank you Bill Gates bloody we'll done

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Telecity fails with car park net rescue plan. In fact, things got worse. Again

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Pint

HV AC > Sync Via DC Bridge > HV AC = Good SOP , HV AC -> Sync < HV AC = TITSUP every time

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Autonomy ex-boss Lynch tells of poisonous life within HP in High Court showdown

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Re: anxiously: They killed Compaq/Dec and 3Com as well.

As they did with DEC-ALPHA total business in a box ,one of the best ideas of its time and that team went to the Jobs factory

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BBC websites GO TITSUP – Auntie blames 'internal system failure'

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Pint

Beeb is

We are the BBC we are a technical problem - so there

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UK spaceport, phase two: Now where do we PUT the bleeding thing?

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Pint

Re: Where to put it?

come down on Birmingham

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Pint

Re: Where to put it?

NM USA they have a spare one no one is using

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'NSA, GCHQ-ransacked' SIM maker Gemalto takes a $500m stock hit

ideapete
Mushroom

Then along comes Apple software sim

Jobs is proved right once again - Software sim + encryption is the only way . Come on Apple

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UK flights CRIPPLED by system outage that shut ALL London airspace

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Facepalm

Plenty of interruptible

UPS becomes IPS

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US govt tells ICANN: No accountability, no keys to the internet

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Facepalm

ICANN Power ( Outage needed )

Corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely especially moving the worlds electrons.

Time for Gromit to be put back in change

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Apple's new iPADS have begun the WAR that will OVERTURN the NETWORK WORLD

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Holmes

Then they buy Level 3

And the Jobsian data world really connects ( pun )

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City council thinks what we're all thinking: 'Comcast is terrible – and NOT welcome here'

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Pint

Its from the Colonies

Come on chaps , its obviously from one of her majesties colonies ( they have just forgotten )

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Greedy datagrabs, crap security will KILL the Internet of Thingies

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Pint

Or why the richest man in the world will be a plumber

Keeping the crap moving generated by all the IoTs

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Oh noes, fanbois! iPhone 6 Plus shipments 'DELAYED' in the UK

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Pint

iPhone 6SC+ ( Its Huge )

Available now http://goo.gl/crMgGC

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BBC Trust candidate defends licence fee, says evaders are CRIMINALS

ideapete

Re: Of course!

Stop slandering articulate puppets who work for a living, the lady doesn't qualify totally mediocre Beebette

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If you ate at one of these PF Chang's restaurants, your bank card is at risk

ideapete
Holmes

Colorado 2

Happened to my mother in law ( no jokes please ) in Denver . Do you think PFC offered to help , No way

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Call off the firing squad: HP grants stay of execution to OpenVMS

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Pint

Jealousy reigns

HP via Compaq has always been jealous of VMS when it streaked away from the competition with DEC-Alpha which itself was a black project originally killed by DEC

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Google de-listing of BBC article 'broke UK and Euro public interest laws' - So WHY do it?

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Pint

merely £500,000.

What bloody world do you live in or is this the rate of brit inflation

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The truth on the Navy carrier debacle? Industry got away with murder

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Re: Hmm catapult

No No your throw people across the country pinpoint destination with magnetic catapults curtesy on Monty P , No HSR needed

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Re: Chocolate Teapot

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/wtf_32.png Come on chaps the bloody model we built worked just fine , no one, including his Lordship, said it would work in the real world. That's what you get for using Argentinian subs ( my pun ) No wonder Hornblower took a powder with his teapot

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Careful with 'fibre speed record' hype: which record's been broken?

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Alert

Mega BS in Fib-ur-land

http://www.ideapete.com/megaBS.html

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London commuter hell will soon include 'one card to rule them all'

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Pint

The Plastic card Smartphone

England invents a plastic card replacement for the smartphone . 2 steps forward 10 steps back

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Freescale: Cloudy dumb sensors? Nope, not OUR smart Internet of Things

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Pint

Rizonanza is born

http://www.ideapete.com/risonanza.html or the internet of things will not be !

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Energy firms' security so POOR, insurers REFUSE to take their cash

ideapete
Mushroom

SCADA then and now

1979 SCADA (supervisory control and data acquisition)

2014 SCADA (supervisory control and destruction application)

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HP 'clarifies' firmware/support contract rules

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Facepalm

Re: Double-U Tee Eff?

Same here , Idiots that wants you to pay for their bad QA , I can see the EU beagles laughing from here, great rep HP

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Someone's snatched my yummy Brit COTTAGE PIE – Viv Reding

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Facepalm

Fagin Says

No EU worthless crap needed boys

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Judge: Odds of bankrupt Lightsquared sorting itself out are 'zero'

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Pint

Pirates Ahoy

From the FCC - GPS Manufacturers pirated ( used without permission ) the bandwidth allocated to Light Squared

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Yes, Google can afford to lose $9bn in Motorola sale. But did it really?

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Pint

Indeed thanks Tim , Or why Journalists ( and Bloggers ) are not Tax wizards ( pun ) and vice versa

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Judge shoots down Oracle's Solaris support 'trafficking' claim

ideapete

Sorry Larry , Fujitsu still do a much better job with Solaris , always have always will do http://www.sparcproductdirectory.com/artic-2002-jan-pb.html

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Fujitsu to push 28 nanometer limits with Sparc64 X+

ideapete

Fujitisu has always been light years ahead of Sparc

http://www.sparcproductdirectory.com/artic-2002-jan-pb.html even with Larry driving the boat

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Space elevators, vacuum chutes: What next for big rocket tech?

ideapete

why they killed Gerald Bull !

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/mushroom_32.png

The real space delivery competition > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_HARP

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Iran's Photoshop FAIL: 'New drone' actually Japanese university bird

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Yup and the Onion says

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/pint_32.png Yup and the Onion says their Nuke stuff is Photoshop tooooo so there and if its the Onion its gotta be true not that Econermissed it stuff.

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Desperate broadband minister in Brussels cash splash dash

ideapete

No phone then ( :

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/pint_32.png

Gotta use the train

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LinkedIn users buried in spam after database leak

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Pint

Re: Peter Baston unmasked

Be at peace earthling and get back on your flat world supported on four elephants flying around the universe on the back of A'Tuin the giant star turtle

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Pints under attack as Lord Howe demands metric-only UK

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Pint

Yus I remeber

2 Liters to the Pint thats about right

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Zuckerberg: Now share your organs with Facebook friends

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Facepalm

Re: UK Legal validity

Wales --- they wont donate anything there you might get Moby Dick and then the jigs up --- great for export to the French in need.

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ideapete
Mushroom

So how much $$$$ then ?

Does also open up the conundrum that everyone in the organ business, except the donor ( and their loved ones left behind ) make a ton ( lots $$$$ 00000 ) of money under the guise of benevolence and feeling good.

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Hanging's too good for 'em - so what do you suggest?

ideapete
Mushroom

Microsoft Windows customer support rep

For life

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