128 posts • joined 27 Jan 2011
Happened to my mother in law ( no jokes please ) in Denver . Do you think PFC offered to help , No way
HP via Compaq has always been jealous of VMS when it streaked away from the competition with DEC-Alpha which itself was a black project originally killed by DEC
What bloody world do you live in or is this the rate of brit inflation
Re: Hmm catapult
No No your throw people across the country pinpoint destination with magnetic catapults curtesy on Monty P , No HSR needed
Re: Chocolate Teapot
http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/wtf_32.png Come on chaps the bloody model we built worked just fine , no one, including his Lordship, said it would work in the real world. That's what you get for using Argentinian subs ( my pun ) No wonder Hornblower took a powder with his teapot
Mega BS in Fib-ur-land
The Plastic card Smartphone
England invents a plastic card replacement for the smartphone . 2 steps forward 10 steps back
Rizonanza is born
http://www.ideapete.com/risonanza.html or the internet of things will not be !
SCADA then and now
1979 SCADA (supervisory control and data acquisition)
2014 SCADA (supervisory control and destruction application)
Re: Double-U Tee Eff?
Same here , Idiots that wants you to pay for their bad QA , I can see the EU beagles laughing from here, great rep HP
No EU worthless crap needed boys
From the FCC - GPS Manufacturers pirated ( used without permission ) the bandwidth allocated to Light Squared
Indeed thanks Tim , Or why Journalists ( and Bloggers ) are not Tax wizards ( pun ) and vice versa
Sorry Larry , Fujitsu still do a much better job with Solaris , always have always will do http://www.sparcproductdirectory.com/artic-2002-jan-pb.html
Fujitisu has always been light years ahead of Sparc
http://www.sparcproductdirectory.com/artic-2002-jan-pb.html even with Larry driving the boat
why they killed Gerald Bull !
The real space delivery competition > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_HARP
Yup and the Onion says
http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/pint_32.png Yup and the Onion says their Nuke stuff is Photoshop tooooo so there and if its the Onion its gotta be true not that Econermissed it stuff.
No phone then ( :
Gotta use the train
Re: Peter Baston unmasked
Be at peace earthling and get back on your flat world supported on four elephants flying around the universe on the back of A'Tuin the giant star turtle
Yus I remeber
2 Liters to the Pint thats about right
Re: UK Legal validity
Wales --- they wont donate anything there you might get Moby Dick and then the jigs up --- great for export to the French in need.
So how much $$$$ then ?
Does also open up the conundrum that everyone in the organ business, except the donor ( and their loved ones left behind ) make a ton ( lots $$$$ 00000 ) of money under the guise of benevolence and feeling good.
Microsoft Windows customer support rep
So did the Gods on Olympus
They gave up too with a huge WTF is this #@*#@T
Stabel door pun
never close the thingi after Gates (Bil) has run off with your stuff
follow DoJ suit, but they're looking for cash !
For the November election campaign to keep their jobs
MPA sues God
Because he is obviously in copyR infringement of their stuff, where they serve him could be fun especially if he is in a bad mood and has some of his files on MGU 2
Checkpoint Firewall - Its not there
Re: Entertainer not journalist
About 150lbs be the look of him
From Der Fuhrer
“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.”
― Adolf Hitler
Like nothing left over - Duh
Newton said that 20 per cent of the profits would go to the foundation, and anything left over after production and distribution costs would go to the organization's charitable works
Ya didnt need
An Oracle to figure that out , canot wait for the SQL
Quote - but I wouldn't favor a tax rate that's incomprehensible." ?
Welcome to America we have had one of those for years
Wrong big G string
Typical telco exaggeration as in( Subtracting out the error-correction overhead, the total usable bandwidth was 400Gb/s ) we should all note that Gb/s is the abbreviation GigaBYTES per second and bits is done with a small g. Typical telcos trying to slip in a factor of 8 times more than reality just like with the ATT 4G Lite which is really 3G. We did a spoof of this stuff called MEGA BS in Telcoland = http://www.ideapete.com/megaBS.html
PC polite OZ types in uniform: DUH
Polite PC members of the OZ army - totally ludicrous.
I say sir, with that towel on your head, would you mind terribly not sticking bombs on our stuff its terribly noisy and distracting.
Here's to you guys - there on us next time we meet
Dr Suess does Code
Streaming Pigs coming outa the Hive with cascading Rhinos using Springs in their Hadoop and I dont want to know what the Elephants are doing , my mind is blown already, cannot wait for the book
Dr Suess does Code
Streaming Pigs coming outa the Hive with cascading Rhinos using Springs in their Hadoop , my mind is blown already, cannot wait for the book
Re: It'll never catch on*
Nor the FCC who are busily killing Bandwidth developers like ---- Light Squared http://www.forbes.com/sites/danielfisher/2012/03/02/lightsquared-battle-heats-up-as-politico-reveals-dod-e-mail/ and ------ Dish http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/03/dish-fcc-idUSL2E8E2EG520120303
It went up did it ?
WOW $1.45B that's certainly put the price of Googling in perspective
I wondered why ?
The telephone reception on our gas stove is so bad
Re: Re: Re: Errr or this really @Gav
Choc tea pot - where can you get one of those ?
Does not compute
Ho Ho - Microserf and Security ??
Simply does not compute
Outa Ruperts what ?
The Suns shines out of Rupert's posterior orifice - bet that hurts
To quote the bard
On our foresighted caring Lord Sharkey " Were I like thee I'd throw away myself "
Sure Alan T would agree with that sentiment
Perfectly ndersatndable chaps
I mean they might come over here and start a warm beer craze of something worse
It will come with a BIG red box ( 8'x3'x3')
About 8 ft tall with lots of REALLY old windows ( that work ) and an umbilical chord to Steve Balmers brain
I Can - Clay - Puck
4 Canucks everywhere
Its our new US Policy
We get you to extradite your brightest and best then we give them jobs over here. Just another form of Talent selection and job creation
Some kinda Dance ?
A Rising Tide
Lifts all sorts of BS
- Review Apple takes blade to 13-inch MacBook Pro with Retina display
- Munich considers dumping Linux for ... GULP ... Windows!
- Game Theory The agony and ecstasy of SteamOS: WHERE ARE MY GAMES?
- Intel's Raspberry Pi rival Galileo can now run Windows
- Microsoft and HTC are M8s again: New One mobe sports WinPhone